Where’s the Site? I have to read?

Where’s the Site? I have to read?

Happy Friday everyone. Apparently, I am the only person that knew a wicked storm blew in last night.

DiCCS were given (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Warm Up? No Thanks

Sledge-o-Matic broke the rules and did what looked like a mile long open mosey on his own. Great work.

The Thang:

TABATA – Timed Stations – 35 seconds of fun, enjoy 10 seconds of recovery

Station 1: Chair Dips then Crab Dips

Station 2: Coupon Bench Press then Coupon Skull Crushers

Station 3: Merkins then Flutters

Station 4: Coupon Curls then Coupon Curls – Damascus Audible

Station 5: Dumbbell Hammer Curls then Dumbbell Standard Curls

Station 6: Tri Kickbacks then Reverse Fly’s

Station 7: LBC’s then American Hammers

MOLESKIN:

Unfortunately, not everyone had the opportunity to experience my DiCCS this morning. Damascus is new to F3, so he did not know where to find Diesel and was late. Ditka was given some poor advice and was late too. Centerfold is always late, but this time he almost did not come at all. The good news is that 2 guys went to Impromptu and then left. That just warms my heart.

We now know that everyone is tired of all the current news because we talked NFL most of the workout. Patriots Blah Blah Blah, Packers Blah Blah Blah, Giants Blah Blah Blah, even some Cam Newton discussion. Baseball many never start, Hockey is coming, and the NBA will still not play any defense when it returns.

Some people Damascus get confused going from station to station. The reading was a little more intense than some prepared for. I will try larger font size with less letters next time.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • 100 PAX Challenge continues, so please help in any way you can.
  • Christ’s Closet needs help on Saturday after Commitment, Homecoming and Black Hawk. Shop Dawg has all the details.
  • Diesel is moving back to 5:30am start time next week and will now be 60 minutes long. Come join us sometime.

 

An Impromptu Impromptu

13 guys joined me today for a tour of Cutty (I’m trying to make that the cool way to say Cuthbertson, mostly because Cuthbertson trips me up 8 of 10 times and makes me feel like I’ve suddenly developed a lisp to go along with my poor spelling).  Ackbar reached out Wednesday to see if I would lead today.  Its not quite the shortest window I’ve been given to lead – that distinction goes to Glydah at a Chiseled workout where we decided to split the group 30 seconds before launch; but it is the second shortest.  Two days to get PREPARED (also the discussion today at Q Source), lets do this.  Disclaimer given and promised to keep pax out of each others sweat piles.  This lead to some foreshadowing from Mad Dog – “Oh great, I guess that means lots of mosey”

WARM UP (kinda)

Mosey to parking lot behind Rudy’s poop palace.  Jimmy Duggan when you arrive.  20 jump squats.

Mosey to traffic circle.  Calf stretch waiting on 6.

5 rounds of 5 different merkin exercises broken up by 20 mountain climbers in between:

  • 10 Diamond Merkins/20 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Ranger Merkins/20 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Wide Arm Merkins/20 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 T Merkins/20 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Superman Merkins/20 Mountain climbers

Much respect to the guys that made it all the way through without going to their knees.  I’m still working to get there.

THE THANG

Grab some near by fence for 30 deep jump squats then mosey to bottom traffic circle cul-de-sac.  Find some curb for 20 scorpion dry docks.

Mosey up the hill back to traffic circle for 15 berishnicoffs each leg.

Mosey to Football parking lot and find your own parking space next to the curb.   Parking space suicides (no not lines Bottle cap).  On the out to 10 T delts and 5 Merkins.  On the back to 20 curb dips.  For those counting there were 9 parking spots heading out.  I had thoughts of audibling 3/4 the way through, especially when my shoulders were starting to ache, but figured we were close and I didn’t hear enough complaining so we pushed through.

Mosey to one of the corners for 4 corners (no, not progressive four corners Mad Dog….you can breathe a sign of relief).

  • Corner 1: 20 Soccer Heels (at least that’s what the M calls them).  Think of a standing Parker Peter where you jump and touch your opposite hand to opposite heel.  Mixed reaction on these – oh well, nice to try something new every now and then.
  • Corner 2: 20 Side Straddle Hops
  • Corner 3: 20 Jump Squats (Bottle Cap lobbied for Bobby Hurly’s but since Duke is currently fighting with UNC to see which is the dirtiest basketball program in the state ((Zion)), I said no).
  • Corner 4: 20 Mary Catherines.

Checked the watch, had more time than I thought….lets do that again.  Repeato.

Mosey up the hill towards the middle school road.  Divide into two teams – Clydesdale’s and Gazelles for Indian Runs.  I had to regroup a couple guys (cough cough: Ackbar and One Star).  Gazelles started out slow, much to the Clydesdales surprise, but quickly gained ground on us.

Bottle Cap with a slight Q Jack with sprints for the gazelles before I could get everyone circled up at COT for Abs.  Dough Boy let LBC’s until there was no time left.

MOLESKIN

  • A much more pleasant day today as the front pushed some of the humidity out.
  • Thanks for asking me to lead Ackbar.  Always a pleasure.
  • Great work from everyone today.
  • Bottle Cap slept in and decided to join Impromptu instead of chasing down Swarm.  Hopefully he felt he got his money’s worth.
  • Blue Screen going out of his way to help pick up the 6.  He also threatened me with a hug when Covid was over….I hate man hugs.
  • The respects and double respects of JWoww, Shop Dawg, Chainsaw, and Blue Screen kicked our asses today.  Boys were consistently towards the front.  I hope I’m still in that good a shape when I’m THAT old (shots fired/backhanded complement).
  • Mad Dog with some awkward moving SSH’s.  He looked like a baby bird flapping his wings for the first time trying to take the leap out of the nest.
  • We finished with 2.8 miles which was surprising to me – I thought my wienke had a solid 3 in it.
  • I missed the fact that Gerber was taking the family photo so I can be seen squatted butt towards the camera trying to set my camera up in the family photo.  Make sure you like, share, and blast away the marketing post to further embarrass me.

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • Christ Closet looking for help in building shelves this Saturday at the new red building on corner of Byrum and New town.  Bring tools to build shelves (powered drill/screw driver, tape measure, ect.).  Meet after workouts (so roughly 8:15).
  • F3 Dads Waxhaw is launching again this Saturday.  New location of New Town Elementary.  Bring your 2.0’s for a fun field workout geared towards keeping kids active while still having fun.  Roughly 3-15 years of age both boys and girls.   Juice box and doughnuts afterwards provided by Gerber.
  • F3 Dads SOB doing a 5 mile hike with 2.0’s on Saturday as well.  I didn’t catch the details other than they were meeting at a Harris Teeter (no clue which one).  Check F3Dads channel on Slack or get with One Star if you want more info.
  • F3 Mint Hill Converging to celebrate their 5 year anniversary this Saturday.  Meet at the Veterans park in Mint Hill at 7:00.  (Homecoming, Commitment, and Black Hawk all staying open, but some F3 Waxhaw guys are going to Mint Hill to return the favor of them joining us for our anniversary).

And just like that…….. the streak is over

What can I say, I’ve had a long week and forgot all about Qing the Floater and definitely forgot about the BB. Thankfully Carb Load reminded me the day before or audibles would have been flying!!

Warmup: With about 45secs until launch, in the distance, we hear it.  You know that low chug chug chug….chug chug chug.  The damn train.  We finally spot it with about 30secs until go time and my eyes are fixed on my watch as if it would speed up the train.  5:30 hits. Let’s go, boys, pace yourself and get after it. About 5 mins in we were all spent. Nonstop burpees take a toll on you. I think it was about 6.5 mins and the train was out of sight.

Let’s mosey!

Mosey to the B-Ball court and circle up, I mean we just did like 50+ burpees….we were warm.

SSH x 5 IC

Calf stretch

Merkins – Wide, Regular, Diamond x 5 IC

The Thang:

I referred back to past BB and a simple yet effective exercise. I remember that last time I tried it I audibled (SHOCKER) so we didn’t finish.  Today there would be no audible.

7’s on Bad Idea – blahhhh

Recalculating was behind me and I overheard him say..Yep, this is going to be a running work out.

The 7’s felt like they would never end! We ran up and down that hill for around 20-25 mins, roughly 2 miles. TERRIBLE!

At the top 6 MH’s

At the bottom 1 squat – 5-2, 4-3

Even though Recalculating yell out OMAHA  OMAHA as we met each on the hill I was going to finish. Done!

Mosey to the wall for some Donkey Kick holds. We didn’t have time for the entire web thanks to the 7’s. We also skipped the b-ball court, I had some fun stuff planned! Let’s mosey.

At each intersection, not side paved driveways Carb Load, knock out 3 burpees. At the BBQ restaurant, we held for the 6 that was already pulling in. We crossed the street and ran over the bridge. At this point, some of the pax got a little worried. A founding member on LRC was upfront leading and almost took us down Providence Rd N. I yelled LEFT, LEFT. He turned, that was close. Some of the pax would have been able to hold a 7:30 pace and make it back on time and I definitely wasn’t going to Hooch it.

We pulled into COT with 2 mins remaining. On your six.

20 Flutters IC

20 LBC IC

20 Pretzel crunches IC….DONE!

The Moleskine:

Thank you for enduring Bad Idea with me. It sucked but we got through it. Keep your eye on O-69 he is getting fast, he was jogging up Bad Idea. Thanks for letting me lead and my apologies for killing the streak. It had to happen at some point. haha.

I took us out.

Announcements:

100 Pax Challenge

Spartan Race June 27th – all skill levels welcome

 

 

6/4/20 Pursuit of Happiness

Late Pursuit Entry from last week.

DiCCS (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Warm Up:

  • Run 1.4 Mile
  • Dynamic Stretching
  • Calf Stretch

The Thang:

  • 4 x (200m at R pace, 200m job)
  • 3 x (1000m at I pace, 2 min jog)
  • 2 x (400m at R pace, 400m jog)
  • 1 mile cool down

MOLESKIN:

Another great day at Pursuit.  Those 1000m laps at I pace was definitely tough.  Great work and push everyone.

Another Ride on the Express

Late Waxhaw Express from Tuesday 6/9/202

DiCCS (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Warm Up:

  • Run .8 Mile
  • SSH x 15 IC
  • Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
  • General Stretching
  • Calf Stretch
  • Toy Soldiers

 

The Thang:

  • 3 x (5 min at I pace with a 4 min recovery jog)
  • 3 x (3 min at I pace with a 2 min recovery jog)
  • half mile cool down

MOLESKIN:

Whoa this humidity is for real!  Definitely soupy out there. Great job to everyone.

Well, It’s Finally Over!!! MAYBE!!

DiCCS were given (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Mosey around the parking lot from the football fields to the front of the lot!

Warm-up: (5 Mins)

  • SSH x 22 IC
  • Imperial Walkers x 22 IC
  • Mountain Climbers x 22 IC
  • Calf Stretch RovL x 22 seconds ??? (Got to observe Zin’s masterful counting skills)
  • Calf Stretch LovR x 22 seconds  (QIC took back counting duties)

 

The Thang:

The Pax caught on to the theme of the 22 count in the warmup and QIC informed them of the reason he was all decked out in the real CAROLINA garb (not these pretenders an south of us)!  A tribute and f3 send off to Vince Carter’s record setting 22 seasons in the NBA!!  But what is also a nice trivia fact is that::   Vince Carter retiring means no more Dean Smith-coached players in NBA, a 55 year RUN!!  Started with a tribute of Dean Smith’s infamous 4 Corners!!

  • Consisted of 22 Dry Docks at each corner of larger parking lot!
  •  Repeated round 2 with 22 Bobby Hurley’s at each corner  (Always a Tarheel favorite,  NOT!!)
  • Finished with a nice message for the Dookies  22 Monkey Humper’s at each corner!

 

  • Mosey to road leading to front entrance of Marvin High and informed the PAX of the next celebration!!
  • At each lightpole we would pay tribute to notable Dean Smith alumni he sent to the NBA!!
  •  Started with Vinsanity and his #15 UNC jersey.  15 Diamond Merkins IC!!
  • Followed by who other than the GOAT!!   23 Wide Arm Merkins IC for MJ at next lightpole
  •  We then continued at each lightpole to celebrate the great NBA careers of the following players!!
  • Antwan Jamison (Charlotte and Providence Product)  33 Dry Docks IC
  • Jerry Stackhouse  42 SSH IC
  •  Phil Ford 12 Burpees OYO  (Respect to MadDog for guessing his Jersey # correctly (he received the treat of only 10 Burpees)
  •  James Worthy  52 LBC’s OYO
  •  The official UNC Bad Boy!!  Rasheed Wallace 30 Mike Tyson’s OYO
  •  Ended with Sam Perkins and 41 Freddie Mercuries OYO

Short Mosey to alcove and partnered up!  1 Partner does exercise while the Partner 2 runs to adjacent alcove and returns to tag partner 1 out!

  • Each team 100 Donkey Kicks
  •  Each team 100 Wall Sit Air Presses, audible called due to time!
  • Mozy back to the start
  • Full Sprint to the finish line!  SIKE!!  Actually Sprinkles did do it.  IMPRESSIVE
  •  Finished with last minute with QIC calling out what he discovered we Australian Burpees ( who new??, close enough to FIJI in the South Pacific)

Done!

MOLESKIN:

First Dromedary Q fellas and I want to thank my fellow PAX for allowing me to lead you fine gents today! The day was beautiful but the humidity was no joke, there was alot of chatter (UNC Haters) but I believe I converted a few to appreciate the history of the program and maybe Rockwell will like UNC just a tad bit more.  Shoutout to Mater for 3 tough consecutive workouts in this humidity.  Shoutout to my fellow Bushwood quarantine era regulars  (Tanyatine, Big Ben, and Noonan) who have all consistently showed up and have each had the VQ’s post quarantine!!  Thanks PAX for the hard work and effort today, it looked like a Wet T-Shirt contest that I want to “Un See” now!!  Cheers to all!!

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  •  Rea View Elementary 6am tomorrow  (Centerfold on Q)  Ultimatum given to Das Boot on naming the site within 23 hours!  Shout to Boitano, Centerfold and Das Boot for stepping up as Site Q’s!
  • Deadwood on Q tomorrow at Floater!

 

Smell What the Rock is Cookin’

DiCCS were given (Disclaimer, Cell phone, CPR, Safety)

Mosey up the hill to the 5 Stones entrance and back to the river rock

Warm-up: (5 Mins)

Each PAX grabbed an appropriate lifting stone

  • LSS x 15 IC
  • Held Out Front Arms Straight x 10 IC
  • Middle Stretch (Feel the BERN!)
  • Side Stretch Right (Feel the BERN!)
  • Side Stretch Right (Feel the BERN!)

 

The Thang:

  • A reverse Arm Ramp Ladder (20 mins)
  • Consisted of (10) Stone Curls followed by a Mosey to the third Light and back
  • We continued to count down by one with each sequence until we hit Zero
  • Mosey back to the six

 

  • Teamed 300 Press and Mosey (10 Minutes)
  • First Team member started what they could complete of the teams total 300 Curls
  • Another Team member ran around Mount Chiseled and back until the six was in

 

  • Teamed Bear crawl intervals up mount chiseled and back (10 Minutes)
  • Each team Member is doing part of a Bear Crawl
  • Each team Member is doing part of a Plank or Merkin of their choosing while waiting for their partner to return

 

  • Mozy back to the start
  • Full Sprint to the finish line!

Done!

MOLESKIN:

3rd Official Q in the books! I want to thank my fellow PAX for the continued encouragement and support! It has been far too long in-between my Q’s and I am more motivated now than ever to get back in. I saw lots of great work out there today. Despite the humidity and extra running, there was little chatter and lots of hard work being put in. Shout out to Speed Bump keeping up with the Big Boys as a newly crowned 2nd grader! His first morning of summer break spent with us, Awesome! Also Shout out to Drumstick for answering the call for todays workout, hope to see you out again soon. We had a few mashers as well, all in all it was a great start to the day!

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Continue to check Group Me for upcoming F2 events
  • Christs Closet: Install Session this Saturday @8am following the workouts
  • 100 PAX Challenge, please consider giving if you are able (also inquire about a company match)
  • Q School Coming up! See Chastain for details
  • F3 Dads Waxhaw starts up this Saturday, 9am, New Town Elementary.  Bring your 2.0s (boys and girls).  Juiceboxteria to follow with donuts.

 

  • Wolverine on Q tomorrow at Clyent Dinner!
  • TUCk on Q tomorrow at Pursuit!
  • DW on Q tomorrow at Floater!

That escalated quickly

VQ today and V Backblast, so bear with me. After getting beat up by Doughboy at Flash yesterday with a ton of mileage in the soup, the thought was to keep the running to a minimum and crush everything else. Had some good seat wall work ready to go….then more Pax kept rolling in hot, too many for the seat wall work.. Audible..Shout out to co site Q/DJ/TJ/Fiji for bringing the speaker and rocking us out.  Let’s roll.

Warm Up: 18 each SSH, IW, Potato Pickers. 9 Shoulder tap merkins.  Downward dog, upward dog. 9 each hand release merkins and BB sit ups.

Warm Up II: Welcome back One Star from the month at the beach for a little rock work, cause that’s his favorite. And because Bottlecap was putting on a gun show… for a tennis guy. Pick a lifting rock, not a running rock. When I said 20 of each, the groans were audible. Curls, Shoulder Press, Tri’s, Swinging lat raises.. Repeato. More groans. Mostly Big Ben as his shoulder is already causing him to lose money on the golf course.

The Thang: Mosey off campus to cul de sac. 18 Dry Docks, then at other end of cul de sac, 18 American Hammers. At start, 18 Merkins, 18 LBC’s at other end. Mary til 6 is in. Sidebar: random guy backing out of his driveway to go to work and see’s 20 dudes sweating in the street. Do I roll window down or no? Oh, I have to now, as this tall skinny guy is putting on the hard sell for me to join the group and skip work.. Then he said something derogatory about Pepsi. The guy sped off.. Probably not an FNG tomorrow..  Repeato. This was possibly my worst call of the day as there was no air.

Headed back to campus for a little wall work, laps, misc ab work. Good workout as there was plenty of complaining and sweating at the COT. I appreciate all of the support on my VQ from everyone today. I’m sure I’m missing some announcements, etc, but that’s all I got..

The only thing we have to fear… humidity

Warm Up

SSH, Arm Circles, Low Slow Squat, Merkin, Peter Parker. 1 min mosey out, and 1 min back with even amount of carioca (correctly spelled, no joke!).

The Thang

Main theme was 45 seconds of an exercise doing AMRAP. At sound of the beep move on to the next exercise.

2 Rounds of 45s AMRAP:
– Superman (hold or pulse your call)
– Hollow body (aka Canoe?), essentially the opposite of superman
– Crab Cake
– Hip Thrust
– Side Plank left
– Side Plank right

With a heavy coupon, 3 Rounds of 45s AMRAP:
– Elf on the Shelf
– Thurster
– Bent Over Row
– LBC

BLIMPS – 2 rounds:
5 Burpies
10 Lunges
15 Imperial Storm Kicker (felt like we’re doing the can-can)
20 Merkin
25 Plank Jack
30 Squats

2 Rounds of 45s AMRAP:
– Step Up
– Single Leg RDL
– Heels to Heaven
(hold coupon on 2nd round – I forgot to mention that on 1st round one somehow 😉 )

Finished with COT and seeking Q’s for coming weeks. Interest is strong, so it looks like we’ll keep this one going. Personally I’m happy to have Post one day a week from the convenience of my garage.

Moleskin

This time of year really sucks with the change in weather (so humid). But keep posting and you’ll get used to it (is what I keep telling myself). And of course, get hydrated well ahead of the workout. It’ll suck less as our bodies adjust.

On the good news front, my morning newspaper (yes I am old school) reported progress in Covid treatments and evidence they’re reducing fatalities even in high risk groups (over 80, obese, diabetes, etc). There’s plenty of work still, but also serious progress underway. I hope that message gets out and helps people with their anxieties.

Speaking of anxiety. In college I took several journalism classes. An important lesson was that emotions sell more papers, and get more views, than boring old facts. And fear is one of the most powerful motivators.

Fear is getting way too much influence these days in leading our decisions and behavior. I have faith that we will get through all of these challenges, and that despite what the news would have us believe, things aren’t as bad as it seems.  There is a lot more good news out there than bad. Unfortunately, good news doesn’t sell papers or get the views and clicks.

Keep that in mind the next time you hear the news, or just avoid it entirely.

What the What

Yesterday, as I sat there realizing that I had to Q Flash, hip and shoulders hurting from my self-induced whooping on Saturday, I realized that I just needed to run a bunch to avoid anything that could possibly injure myself more.  Unfortunately, 14 people decided to show up for my running extravaganza.  I am sure this was a surprise to the mere 1.8 miles we did on Saturday while lifting everything we could.  It hurt so bad that Popeye flew me the bird the next day at the pool.  So, will all warning presented upfront, we were off to the races.

The Thang

Mosey to the front of the middle school for some warm up.

  • SSD X20
  • Drydocks X 20
  • Potato Pickers X 15
  • Merkins X 20
  • Calf Stretch X 20

Mosey to the path – Listen to everyone complain about me saying there wouldn’t be burpees

  • 1 Burpee at the first light
  • Increase by 1 burpee at each light
  • 8 lights down the path = 36 Burpees

Wall sit till the six is finished – Waiting to die from the humidity

Triple T Nickel is Back

  • 5 Donkey kicks at the wall
  • 5 SSD at the gravel lot
  • 5 Mike Tysons at the top of the path
  • Repeato 5 times – 3 Miles of runnning

Damn this was a long journey so we mosied to the wall at the middle school for some more wall action

  • 25 Shoulder Press in Cadence
  • 2o Jabs in Cadence

Mosey Back to the Start- Hopefully avoiding Heat Stroke

Sorry Guys for having to run.  Looking forward to switching back to the 5:30 start in the future so that I don’t have to jet early.  Have a great week.