Rubbermaid is a liar

Rubbermaid is a liar

Rubbermaid is a liar. 4 pax went to Morning Woods. They expected trails. The expected darkness. They even expected fog. They were TOLD the trails drained well and not to expect mud. Rubbermaid is a liar.

Fortunately, only the Chicken fell.

+1 to your post count.

Set It and Forget It

So when Cooter asked me a couple of weeks ago if I would Q Bagpipe on 1/12 I said “Sure”.  Looked at the calendar and nothing stood out so sign me up.  It wasn’t until about Sunday evening that I put 2 and 2 together to realize that Tuesday morning was the day after Bama would be playing in the national championship game.  Keep in mind that these games typically involve my family coming over to watch it and win or lose it means YHC getting to bed late.  Hmmm, it is going to be raining and I will undoubtedly be dragging.  I need a set it and forget it workout to hold in the Ballantyne Village garage.  Then it dawns on me that I Q’d such a workout 2 years ago but I can’t quite remember what I did.  And thus reason #164 to write a Backblast…went in and found my Backblast from 2 years ago and I was set.  I did have to modify some of the exercises for Covid (we miss you hand slap merkins and can’t wait for you to come back) but for the most part things stayed the same.  6 gentlemen rolled up eager to join YHC in celebrating Bama’s win (at least that’s how I interpreted it) and we were off.

The Thang:

Mosey to the Ballantyne Village parking garage and circle up for:

SSH x 18

IW x 18

Mnt Climbers x 18

YHC asked the group if they sensed a trend.  Tagalong must have done his research knowing the Q and correctly replied 18 national championships for Bama.

At this point YHC divided the group up into teams of 2 and gave each team a number.  I explained that we were going to run up one level where YHC had placed pieces of paper numbered 1 – 9 with a different exercise noted on each piece of paper.  Each team was to run to the piece of paper that corresponded to their team number and do that exercise.  Once both guys were done (main rule is to wait on and not leave your partner) then run up a level where there were 9 more exercises laid out.  Same theory where you find the piece of paper with your team number on it and do that exercise.  Then run down and find the next sequentially numbered exercise, back up to the corresponding number and so on until each team works through all 18 pain stations.

The actual order of the below is not 100% accurate as YHC did not write them down anywhere but you get the gist.

Lower Level:

#1 = 15 diamond merkins

#2 = 60 second elbow plank

#3 = 15 goblet squats with kettlebells

#4 = 24 J Lo’s

#5 = 6 inches with legs for 1 minute

#6 = 15 shoulder tap merkins

#7 = 25 Heels to heaven

#8 = 20 merkins

#9 = Some guy or gal drove their car into this spot so we lost the exercise. It became Pax choice at this point.

 

Upper Level:

#1 = 15 Carolina dry docks

#2 = 60 seconds protractor

#3 = 10 lunges (R+L = 1)

#4 = 20 big boy situps

#5 = 20 wide arm merkins

#6 = 24 chippy cross’s

#7 = something with legs

#8 = 10 staggered right arm and 10 staggered left arm merkins

#9 = 15 dying cockroaches

Quick plank work while the final teams finished.  Just enough time to run back up and down collecting the papers.  It was my plan to leave the kettlebells and drive back to pick them up.  Midriff had other ideas and so no no, we are carrying these bad boys back.  So we took turns handing the bells off on our mosey back to launch.

Moleskinny:

Being the odd man out I hopped in with team #1 (duh) of Cable Guy and Rousey.  Had a great time working out with and catching up with these guys.  I was a bit of form police because the reps were relatively low with the intention of keeping good form.  Cable Guy makes it look so effortless and Rousey never runs out of energy.  I believe team #2 was Cooter and Jazz Hands who were first to finish.  Cooter is Mr. Reliable and always puts in work while it was great to see Jazz Hands back out.  The man has not missed a beat.  Team #3 consisted of Midriff and Tagalong who I think probably finished first officially and I think took on an extra round of exercises.

Some observations:

  • Upon arriving Rousey regaled us with tales of his bathroom results prior to leaving for the workout.
  • Great call Midriff on running the kettlebells back to launch.  Everyone got a little bit of that and it was a good topper to the workout.
  • In hindsight we could have used the car that pulled into our last pain station to our advantage.  I think it was a Prius or something that we could have all lifted and moved.  That would have been a one-upper to the gear workouts.

Announcements:

  • SOB/Area 51 blood drive February 19th and the Brace YMCA.  See Mighty Mite’s post on Slack for the link to sign up.
  • Continue to keep Bout Times son, Jennings, in your thoughts and prayers.  Hops has done a great job posting updates on Slack.
  • Bring gently used kid’s clothes and toys for Escobar’s annual collection for sending to Columbia, South America.  Kirby and War Eagle are collecting at workouts.

Always a pleasure to Q at Bagpipe and thanks to Cooter and Cable Guy for the opportunity to lead.

Your Gateway Drug to F3

6ft DISCC

Warm Up

Mosey around parking lot, with some carioca, butt kickers and high knees.

Circle up and 10 reps of: SSH, IW, Moroccan NCs, LSS, MC, Peter Parker, Plank
Stretch: Can Opener (2. elbow low, .3 hand high), flapjack, then up for 5x of Sun Worshiper to Cossack Squat each leg

The Thang

Kick off with some tunes doing 45’s, which is 45 seconds of an exercise to music. I choose two songs that cover 9 minutes, so we get in 2 rounds.  Based on the mumble chatter I reduced the time for the planks on the second pass:
1. Superman hold
2. In and Out and Merkin
3. Bobby Hurly with floor slap
4. Crab Cake
5. Side Plank Left
6. Side Plank Right

Run to the start of the course and divide into teams of 3.  With the team staying together but socially distanced, compete in a race against the other teams to complete four two laps. The course circles the parking lot with an optional detour.  Reps at most stations are up to chance, at the mercy of the dice being rolled by the PAX.

1. Slalom course – fast mosey rounding 6 cones (easily had room to add 2 more)
2. Speed skater (reps = die roll x3)
3. Broad Jump to next cone
4. Merkin (reps = die roll x2)
5. High Knee to next cone
6. Mike Tyson (reps = die roll x2)
7. Bear Crawl to next cone
8. Lunge 2=1 (reps = die roll x1)
9. Butt Kicker to next cone
10. Team decides how many Burpees to do, choosing A or B. Who’s feeling lucky?
A. roll one die for burpee reps & then take long route to the start
B. roll two dice for burpee reps & to earn a short-cut to the start

6 MoM

With about 6 minutes to spare we circled up for some Mary and did PAX called: Heals to Heaven, Box Cutter, American Punch-out, BigBoys, Freddie Mercury, American Hammer and Crab Foot Raises? (Just ask Twinkle Toes to demonstrate) and maybe another one or two.  Note to self, think twice about which 2.0 you call during Mary #littleAbsOfSteel

Moleskin

Today: The workout was tougher than expected, but the feedback was very positive, so mission accomplished. Special thanks to T1000 for giving me a great Christmas present of 6 oversized dice, which were perfect for a goofy game in an Appetizer workout.

Tomorrow+:  If you’re reading this, you’ve already drunk the kool-aid and don’t think twice about setting your alarm to 5AM.  But I bet you also know a few guys who were interested in F3 – until you mentioned workouts start at 5:30AM.  This is a large untapped group of men who know they need F3, but they ruled it out not knowing they have options.  The Appetizer & Clyent Dinner can be the teaser that eases these guys into F3 without the leap of rearranging their sleep schedules.

So don’t just think of these evening workouts as a make-up for fartsacking, or as a chance to spend time with your 2.0s with a bunch of other dads where you build bonds and lead by example, it is also a great time to introduce F3 to those harder to reach guys who need it just as much.  Share the word and EH these guys and bring them to our AO.  After a taste of F3 in the evening workouts, they’ll show up to some Saturday workouts, and before long setting the alarm to 5AM isn’t so crazy and they’re actually looking forward to it.

Announcements

A51/SOB Blood Drive February 19 PLEASE HELP

HELP!  The COVID-19 pandemic has severely diminished the Red Cross’s blood supply and they have called upon the men of F3 Nation to step up like we always do.  Our blood drive in October was a great success and we need to out do ourselves in 2021!

Our friends at the Brace Family YMCA(3127 Weddington Road Matthews NC) have offered to host the Red Cross and our pax for a donation day from 8AM to Noon on Friday February 19 2021.  I know it’s not the cool thing to HC to things several weeks in advance but make an exception this time, block off your calendar on the morning of 2/19 and SIGN UP NOW!  Most of the companies we work for offer you volunteer time off and this falls under that category!

Q and A

Q: How do I sign up?

A: Go to redcrossblood.org

Next enter the code F3 in the Find Blood Drive Search

From there you will be shown a list of ALL F3 blood drives that are currently scheduled.  You will choose the Brace Family YMCA on February 19th option.  Then you will see all of the remaining appointment options from 8 AM to Noon.

Q:  My wife/brother/son/neighbor/coworker is interested in donating at this drive.  Are they welcome to join?

A:  Absolutely.  The more the merrier.  Provide them the same signup information I provided above and have them sign up the same way.

Q:  I’ve been on some weird vacations recently.  Will that prevent my eligibility to donate?

A:  Maybe.  But read the eligibility requirements www.redcrossblood.org/donate-blood/how-to-donate/eligibility-requirements.html

and see if you are still a candidate for donation.  If you read through the eligibility requirements and determine you will NOT be able to donate, please refrain from signing up because you might be taking a spot away from another donor.

Q:  I’ve already signed up.  How can I help spread the word?

A:  Remind other pax to sign up in the COT of all the workouts you attend between now and Feb 19.  Publically shame pax who are dragging their heels and not signing up.  And spam the slack channels with this link.

Q:  I am not able to donate but I still want to help.  How can I?

A:  Mighty Mite needs help moving chairs/tables/equipment and with general logistics/signups.  If you’d like to volunteer for the whole day or just an hour or two, let him know!

Q:  F3 has a lot of blood to donate in order to reach their lofty goals.  Is this one blood drive going to be enough?

A:  No.  We had one in October and will continue to do it every few months.  All regions participating in this effort are expected to host 3-4 drives between now and the end of 2021.  Plan on donating and helping out at the next one!  If you can’t make this one, find another F3 blood drive that fits your schedule.  If none of them work for you, donate somewhere!

Q:  Mighty Mite was really annoying on slack and in person during the recruitment for the last blood drive.  How can I get him to shut up and leave me alone?

A:  Sign up and get your fellow pax to sign up.  Mighty will be quiet when all the open slots are full.

Q:  I am confused about _______

A: Reach out to Mighty Mite

Skunky Tuesday

7 men dared to swing iron in the rain at this week’s episode of Skunkworks.  YHC didn’t know what was in the forecast only that rain was a remote possibility which lead Stone Cold to text YHC in the AM and request relocation to the covered pavilion.  YHC was happy to oblige.

With a weak disclaimer delivered to a bunch of veterans, we headed to the covered area and got down to work.

 

Thang-Skine:

25 2 handed swings, Merkin X 10, Peter Parker X 10, Prying Squat, 25 2 handed swings

Start in the pavilion:  50 swings, any combination, pax choice, run to the cemetery and back

Cumulative total of 50 cleans and snatches, minimum 10 snatches, run to the cemetery and back

10 Goblet squats, 10 Lanwmowers per side, 10 OH presses, waiter’s carry bell across the street switch sides and head back

rinse, repeat for 3 rounds

Mary until the end

The pax stayed together on the multiple rounds.  We got three rounds of swings and cleans/snatches, which put the pax at 200 swings for the workout (including the warmup swings).  It was a solid crew of veterans today and no one was deterred by the light rain, but no one complained about relocating to the covered pavilion.

Stone Cold and Horsehead have been pushing for running AND kettlebells and not running WITH kettlebells as the new(ish) site q’s for Skunkworks.  I appreciate the need to shift and urge pax to follow suit.

Thanks to both of them for the opportunity to lead.

 

Announcements:

Blood-drive in February, see Mighty Mite for details

 

Thanks to Smokey for the take-out.

Dern Tuna…..Times 50!

It’s Big Tuna Season and today’s conditions were ideal; Cold, Dark & Wet!! Only Five braved the foul-weather conditions to help graduate this QIC to RESPECT-status.

So here’s what happened;

A quick disclaimer and immediately go into Burpees x5. (The Burpees were sprinkled throughout the the work-out to end with a total of 50.) Followed by a quick-mosey around the parking lot.

Warm-up:

  • Side Straddle Hop                                       x50
  • Burpees                                                         x5

Head for the one dry sheltered area for a round of exercises with a lap around the parking lot in between each exercise:

  • Merkins                                                        x50
  • Jump Squats                                               x50
  • Mountain Climbers                                   x50
  • Carolina Dry Docks                                   x50
  • Chippy Cross                                              x50
      • Burpees                                   x10
  • Mike Tysons                                               x50
  • Lunges                                                         x50
  • Carolina Dry Docks                                   x50
  • Heels to Heaven                                         x50
      • Burpees                                   x20
  • Lil’-Baby Crunch                                        x50
  • Side Crunch (Right & Left 25/25)          x50
  • Pistol Crunch (Right & Left 25/25)       x50
  • Pretzel Crunch (Right & Left 25/25)     x50
      • Burpees                                   x10

Final lap around the parking lot, first-half mosey and the second-half AYG!!!!!

Ye Moleskin:

I greatly appreciate the opportunity to lead these men today and they were all GOOD-SPORT’S to hang in there as the Q attempted to prove [to himself] that 50 is no different than yesterday. T-Claps to Long Haul and Tanyatine for setting the pace, also to Das Boot & Deep Dish for hanging with the Q and to Noonan for being spot-on with the weather forecast. (He said it would stop raining at 6am).

Special Prayer Request for Deep Dish’s friend Bill and his family.

60 degrees and clear skies

There are lots of things PAX think about when deciding to post:

  • Great weather > Cold and rainy
  • Late start time > No sleep
  • Solid Q > Hard/Weak Q
  • FNG coming > Nobody will be looking for me
  • Short drive > Inconvenient location
  • Big crowd > Boring small group
  • Feeling good > Bowel issues

There is no doubt that there are some legitimate reasons not to post.  This soap box backblast is not a guilt trip but rather a challenge:  PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE, BE UNCOMFORTABLE, AND COMMIT THE NIGHT BEFORE

A couple questions to ponder:

  • Have you ever reminisced with another F3 brother and said, “Do you remember that time when I fartsacked?  I had the greatest time.”?!?!?
    • ANSWER:  Never happened
  • When is the last time that you truly regretted attending an F3 workout?
    • ANSWER:  Likely Never happened
  • Have you ever been on Q and nobody showed up?
    • ANSWER:  Hopefully Never happened
  • Has another F3 brother told you that he was going through a difficult time and your presence or an encouraging word to him at a workout caused his day/attitude to change?
    • ANSWER:  Probably Never happened BUT it is likely true and he is just not comfortable sharing that nugget just yet

Again, this is not a guilt trip but hopefully a reminder of what we have the opportunity to do every morning.  We have the opportunity to:

  • Get a free workout
  • Improve our physical health
  • Improve our mental state
  • Laugh out loud before most people are awake
  • Encourage a fellow brother
  • Be encouraged by a fellow brother
  • Bring a smile to somebody’s face/soul

DO NOT TAKE THESE THINGS FOR GRANTED!  THESE ARE GIFTS GIVEN TO EACH OF US . . . ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF OR START GIVING THEM AWAY TO OTHERS?!?!?  You know the answer.  Now let’s go do it!  #COMMIT

Soap Box finished . . . Now onto the workout:

Speaking of COMMIT, 8 idiots PAX were rewarded for their commitment by getting some decent weather (40 and just misting) at Watchtower.

WARMUP:  SSH, Imperial Squakers, Merkins, Split-legged Squats

THANG:

  • Mini AMRAP
    • 20 Derkins at newly found and dark boulder classroom
    • 20 Balls-to-Wall Hip Slappers
    • 20 One-Legged Jump Squats
    • 5 Pull-ups
    • Repeat for 15 minutes
  • Jacked Up Webb
    • 10, 8, 6, 4, 2:  One Legged Burpees
    • 20, 16, 12, 8, 4:  Knee Slaps
  • Circle Holds
    • Monkey Humpers
      • PAX hold ankles while each PAX in circle completes 20 Monkey Humpers
    • Merkins
      • PAX hold plank while each PAX in circle completes 10 Merkins
    • Mountain Climbers
      • PAX hold plank while each PAX in circle completes 10 Mountain Climbers
    • Merkins
      • PAX hold plank while each PAX in circle completes 5 Merkins
    • Plank Jacks
      • PAX hold plank while each PAX in circle completes 10 Plank Jacks
  • Lawson Webb
    • 20 Dips
    • 10 Derkins
    • 16 Dips
    • 8 Derkins

TIMED OUT!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Blood Drive:  Jan 30th at Five Stones.  COMMIT
  • WaxTravaganza:  Sat. Feb 6th starting at The Floater starting at 0730
    • CSAUP (Completely Stupid And Utterly Pointless)
    • A great 1st F:  A 3ish hour trek traveling to different AOs for a 10-15 minute bootcamp at each
      • Also a Rucking option starting at 0700
    • A great 2nd F:  We stay together during workout and finish together with some beers at Waxhaw Taphouse
    • Able to jump in or jump out along the way:  Example, meet us at Millbridge parking lot and run with us the rest of the way
    • COMMIT!

Rocky Mondays

10 men gathered in the gloom on the SCMS parking at 0530 today for this week’s edition of Base Camp.  YHC is not a regular but there seemed to be a solid turnout of regulars in attendance.  Oh yeah, and Floorslapper was on time.  So there’s that.

Mole-Thang-Skinny

Base Camp is billed as a moderate workout, but that doesn’t mean easy it means make it scalable.  The pax should be able to do the suggested work, modifying if needed, and pax looking to go the extra mile have the option to do so.  YHC has been Q’ing most workouts as AMRAP, and this fits the bill perfectly for Base Camp.  So with a plan in place, YHC rolled in to Q at 0530.

Disclaimer was given, and we were off.

Warmup:
1 burpee, SSH X 20
1 burpee, IW X 20
1 burpee
Merkin X 5
Peter Parker X 5
Parker Peter X 5
Merkin X 5
1 burpee, Low Slow Squat x 10, 1 burpee

AMRAP #1: 15 Mins
Grab a Rock – medium size, AMRAP
Soccer Arm Superset (OH press, curls, triceps) X 10
Run to closest basketball hoop, 10 merkins and 10 jump squats, run back

AMRAP #2: 15 Mins
5 Rock Thrusters
Rock overhead, carry to light pole, 5 rock overhead squats
Rock overhead, carry to second basketball hoop, 5 rock overhead/front lunges (per side)
Rock overhead, walk back to start

Mary to run out the clock

Strong group today putting in work.  During the second AMRAP round, I heard at least one pax mention that their legs were feeling the work.  YHC’s shoulders were burning at the end from the OH rock carries.

Thanks to Thunder Road for hanging with YHC during the first round of AMRAP.  YHC was a little slow in starting the first round, getting the timer set and gloves on.  Appreciate having someone to grind through the work with.  It was cold, but as usual a solid group provides plenty of accountability and after the first round I’m pretty sure everyone had warmed up.

Additional thanks to the site-q’s Thunder Road and Mr Magoo.  Appreciate the opportunity to lead.

Announcements:

Keep ‘Bout Time’s son, Jennings, in your prayers.

YHC has the keys to Skunkworks tomorrow

There is a blood drive in February and Mighty Mite is on Q.  Sign-up and donate.

YHC had the takeout

Accountability Monday

With my enthusiasm for 2021 having worn off, but my desire for mental and physical health still in tact, YHC tried to think of ways to stay “on track” as a new week kicked off.

For me, one of the most important F3 concepts I have picked up in the last couple years is that of “guardrails.”  If we make commitments to each other ahead of time, we won’t slide off the road later when we suddenly don’t feel like it anymore.  With my commitment to Q Firestarter this morning, YHC hit a guardrail I’m very thankful for it.

This morning’s partner exercises were my way of bringing the accountability concept to the workout and I encourage everyone: sign up for Qs, take challenges with each other, either over time or even within a workout.

Accountability doesn’t mean 6 posts a week, 52 weeks a year.  That is more like perfection, which YHC has never been very good at.  But if you put guardrails in the right places in your life, hitting your long-term goals gets a lot easier when you stay on track and don’t end up in the ditch.

The Thang.

Warm up with a 3-4 minute Mosey and circle up for 20 SSH, 15 IW, 15 merkins, 10 low slow squats.

Run to the rock pile up the hill and partner up with a PAX who will push you, someone of equal to better speed and endurance.  Run with your partner, comfortably down the hill, uncomfortably back up. It’s about a half mile round trip.

Round 1: group one runs while group two lifts.  Exercises are 10 reps of curls, presses and tricep extensions, repeated until group 1 gets back.

Round 2: same thing but the exercises are 10 romanian deadlifts and 10 thrusters.

Mosey back down to the “half wall” in back of shopping center.  Partner up with different partners. P1 does five wall clinmbs while P2 holds a 6 inch plank.  Repeat four times.

From here, the arms and chestal region were feeling a little smoked so numerous rounds of merkins were in order.  Typically civilian count to 10 or 20.  I’m thinking we got 6 sets in on the way back and in between other stuff.

Mary: 20 flutters, 20 dollies, 20 LBCs, run the stairs and then 20 H2H.

Mosey back to the fountains and with time remaining: 10 dips IC, 10 jump ups OYO, 10 dips IC, 5 jumps OYO, 10 gas pumpers, IC.  Done.

Moleskin: Great to see this Monday bootcamp take off and maintain good numbers.  Thanks Teddy and Wingman for your leadership and great job to all the PAX who are consistently posting here.

Announcements: Big Tuna turns “respectable” aka 50 with a Q at Bushwood tomorrow.  Congrats Big T!

If you said goodbye to me tonight there would still be music left to write

Made it to the AO with 2 minutes to spare.  Two cars in the parking lot.

The Thang:

Warm Up 10 Windmills, 10 arm circle forward, 10 arm circle back.

10 rounds of 6 double swings

KB Complex 15 mins of 5 cleans, 5 front squats, 5 presses.  Doubles if you can.

EZ Strength

2X10 of double RDLs

2X10 KB Pushups

2X10 Lawn Mowers

4X10 High Pulls(doubles if you can)

Abwork

1 min elbow plank

1min hollow body hold

1min glute bridge

COT

Moleskin:

We had over 10 pax for the first Swole of 2021, hopefully today’s dip in numbers is more related to coincidence than fading New Year’s resolutions.

YHC had a Q Fail by forgetting my speaker and leaving the pax musicless.  I suggested we sing some a capella to fill the silence and started the beginning of For the Longest Time by Billy Joel but when it was time for the chorus to join in, WT and IS neglected to sing.  That was the inspiration for this backblast’s title.

Announcements

Next blood drive coming Friday Feb 19.  Check for backblast later this week.

Let MM know if you’d like to Q Swole in the coming weeks. WT and IS on deck the next two weeks.