why is only one side of the field wet?

why is only one side of the field wet?

Date: 2023-07-28 AO: joust Q: hoover PAX: header, geraldo, Focker FNGs: None COUNT: 4
WARMUP: complain about the oprresive humidity THE THANG: yog to the turf field without lights. I’d say warmup but we were already sweating. 4 corners, merkins/dry docks/H2H/flutter. interestingly enough, only one side of the field was damp with dew. triple knickel across the field w/squats and WW2 situps. yog to the field heckle the dog-toy chasers. people’s chair/plank/people’s chair, 7s w/squats and dips, down to the track for a lap with a stop at each corner for a small merkin-fest. long way back to launch. MARY: we did some. ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT: Smokey took us out.

The Homecoming Ultra 5k Preblast

Calling all F3 PAX and South Charlotte friends! The time has come to put on our running shoes, dig deep, and embrace the challenge of a lifetime. We understand the power of community and the strength of our collective effort. But this race will be unlike any other. We will run not only for ourselves but to make a dream come true – welcoming our son from South Korea into our loving embrace through the gift of adoption. Join us as we push boundaries, inspire hope, and transform lives one stride at a time.

🏃‍♂️ Date: Saturday, October 14th

🏃‍♂️ Time: 0600

🏃‍♂️ Location: Lower Providence Community House (9735 Community House Road, Charlotte, NC, 28277)

🌟 What to Expect at the Homecoming Ultra 5k

🏁 Ten Hours, Ten 5ks: Get ready for the ultimate test of endurance and perseverance! Can you complete a 5k every hour, for ten consecutive hours? Not up to the full 50k? There will be options to run/ruck a 5k, 10k or 25k as well. 

💪 Embrace the Grit: This race series will push your mental and physical limits. Embrace the grit and determination it takes to overcome obstacles, knowing that every step you take supports a greater cause.

🏅 Ten-Fold Accomplishment: Completing a 5k is an achievement in itself, but conquering ten of them in a day is a feat to remember! Each participant will receive a special medal as a symbol of their ten-fold accomplishment.

🎉 Fuel and Rest: We’ve got you covered between races! Enjoy a variety of snacks, refreshments, and a designated rest area to recharge your body and spirit. We’re in this together, and together we’ll conquer each 5k!

🎗️ Registration and Fundraising:

REGISTER HERE —> https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeMxhoSfZcn-0Dc67-H8–B3udbna9GSf9WL9Uf8YkpLPLK6w/viewform

There is no race fee! You are encouraged to donate any amount to our fundraising campaign. You can read more about our adoption story and give to through our Lifesong giving page (Lifesong is a 501c3). Your participation in the Homecoming Ultra 5k will raise the funds needed for us to make two trips in November/December to unite with our soon-to-be son from South Korea. Every lap you complete will bring us closer to our adoption fundraising goal. 

By joining the Homecoming Ultra 5k, you’ll not only challenge yourself physically but also play an instrumental role in bringing joy and love into the life of a child in need.

HC now, and let’s unite our hearts and soles for a truly unforgettable day.

SYITG 🌄

– Midriff (Justin Ogden)

3 or Less…

Date: 2023-07-27 AO: peak-51 Q: Spammer PAX: slim_fast, Sensei, gullah, kilowatt, Spammer FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: Mosey to Kristophers parking lot for some SSH, IW, Squats, Sharon Towers and Hillbillies.
THE THANG: mosey to Matthew’s Library for some four corners. Every corner had an exercise and every time you passed a corner you had to stop and do the exercise. Each time you got to a new corner you had to backtrack to the beginning and do the exercises all over . Corner 1: 25 LBCs, Corner 2: 20 H2H, Corner 3: 15 Merkins, Corner 4: 10 Plank Jacks.

Not enough time to do a second round, so we did another full pass around the building reversing the exercises, so we started with 25 plank jacks and finished with 10 LBCs.

Took a lap around loop in front of library and then mosey to the benches near Flying Biscuit. Here we did three rounds of three exercises. 20 Step Ups , 15 dips and 30ish seconds plank.

Returned to launch for 20 WWII sit-ups and awaited the return of the Sparta crew.

Two walkers participated in none of the above.

4 Mile Creek

Date: 2023-07-28 AO: mountain-goat Q: retread PAX: Full House, Spammer, slim_fast, fleetwood, Insomniac, sledge, retread, Sensei, gullah, kilowatt, Pele FNGs: None COUNT: 11 A tried and true Mountain Goat challenge was on the menu today. Run up Raintree to Four Mile Creek, and go as far as possible for 28-30 minutes. Turn around, head back to SCMS.
Kudos to Fleetwood and SlimFast for making it all the way to Ballantyne Commons. We’ve had a long stretch of hit and humid mornings, but today felt like the worst one yet.
COT: Grateful to SlimFast for closing us out.

Sweat Challenge

Date: 2023-07-28 AO: the-brave Q: Wolverine PAX: Francois, kirby, Olaf, midriff, soft_pretzel FNGs: None COUNT: 6 .5 w/u Burpee ladder, Starfish, mosey Hand release/dip repeats, mosey Deck work, stairs, mosey Cooldown Panera
Midriff brought his scale for a sweat challenge, lots of lbs left out there. Great job by all PAX in this heat.

No stubbed toes

Date: 2023-07-27 AO: _area-51 Q: ToeJam PAX: Cooter2, Spitball, Carny FNGs: None COUNT: 4
WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Arm circles, peter parkers, worlds greatest stretch THE THANG: meandered through the CW hood stopping for some burpee, merkin, squat, plank, plank jacks sprinkling in bear brawls between the workouts then headed to the pond stopping at apped humps for more work. once pondside did partner work of pull cups curls, derkins and tricep work. then high tailed it back to launch where we finished with a 1min AMRAP of Elenaors for @elenaor. MARY: Alphabet Soup ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: Prays for Cooters Father In Law.

Fembot Inferno

Date: 2023-07-27 AO: meathead Q: high_tide PAX: voodoo, MARTA, Unplugged, The Worm FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: side straddle hops; low slow squats
THE THANG: 35 minutes of EMOM At the top of each minute, 1 High Tide Complex (snatch; clean and press; squat) each side Repeato for 5 minutes, then 1 minute of lawnmowers, pax choice of reps per side, then 1 minute of rest Repeato the above 7 minutes 5 times through. Optionally, traveling 2s or heavier weights, or both.
Playlist of 70’s disco (inferno)
MARY: Flutter presses Bulldog pullovers American hammers Weighted flute bridges
ANNOUNCEMENTS: None
COT: Exceeded the bare Flynnimum in reps, sweat, and disco older than Marta. That much EMOM isn’t exciting but it is effective. T-claps for the effort today, gents. An honor to lead. Aye!

🌩️ChatGPT Challenge at The Maul 🏋️‍♂️

Date: 2023-07-19 AO: the-maul Q: tagalong PAX: midriff, Olaf, SweetWater, Lawfawnduh, kirby, patent_pending FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Even amidst rolling thunder and pelting rain, seven indomitable PAX (@Tagalong, @olaf (R), @midriff, @sweetwater (R), @Lawfawnduh, @kirby, @patent_pending (R)) rose to meet the dawn at The Maul today.
The ChatGPT designed workout was a gauntlet of high-intensity challenges that left us drenched – and not just from the rain! We powered through sets of lunges and split jump squats to fire up the lower body, then shifted gears to some brutal shoulder work with side planks and shoulder taps. A special shoutout to the Respect trio – @olaf, @sweetwater, and @patent_pending – who charged through the workout like seasoned warriors.💪
Great to see @Lawfawnduh back in the mix after a while – his determination and grit today just reminded us what we’ve been missing. @midriff, fresh off a 6-mile run yesterday, gave his Garmin a break but not his workout intensity, keeping it high despite the sub-2 miles today (and yes, the shirt did come off). 🏃‍♂️ And of course, @kirby – his witty humor and soothing mumble chatter are always the perfect distraction from the pain. 😂
Despite the absence of @rousey, @eleanor, and the Cameron Woods crew, our spirits remained high. You were missed!
As the saying goes, what doesn’t challenge you, doesn’t change you. The PAX today certainly embraced that, overcoming both the weather and the grueling workout with determination and grit.
⚠️ Announcements
1️⃣ Higher Ground: For discussions on faith and other manly topics, join the group at Hawthorne’s every other Friday from 11:30 to 1:00pm. More info available on the Slack channel. 🙏
2️⃣ Holiday Party: It’s coming up! 🎉 Keep an eye out for details in the coming weeks. This year, we’re considering a switch – PAXgiving potluck dinner! Imagine smoked meat, games, drinks, music, football, and a grand spread of food.🍗🍻🏈 @odd job, @teddy, @patent_pending and @Tagalong are cooking up a night of entertainment and culinary exploration. Stay tuned!
So, until we meet again in the gloom – stay strong, stay safe, and keep defying those odds. 💯

Reuniti on Ice, That’s Nice

Early summer, before the oppressive humidity arrives and with a cool breeze blowing in sounds like a perfect day to break out the yacht rock playlist.  The current program of bells and sandbags is winding down so we filled the water bottles with wine coolers and set sail with the smooth sounds of summer.

Warmup, then the sandbag portion which was no day at the beach, then the kettlebell section which was an AMRAP cluster of several exercises.  Now onto the important stuff…

What is yacht rock you may ask, actually I’m sure you know what yacht rock is but Flipper didn’t before today so I had to explain that it is light rock from the late seventies and early eighties.  The soundtrack of a simpler, more civilized time.  The era of yacht rock went hand in hand with the rise and subsequent fall of the wine coolers like Bartles & James, Seagram’s Golden, Reuniti, etc.  I can’t help but wonder if the current popularity of hard seltzers is this generation’s wine cooler or if they will have more staying power.  I do think that wine coolers were too close in flavor profile to hobo wines like MD 20/20 and Night Train Express so they suffered from an identity crisis.  You probably couldn’t be seen christening a new schooner in 1979 with Boone’s Farm Snow Creek Berry.   Anyway, if you’re going to summer correctly (starting with using summer as a verb of course) you need proximity to water, booze, and tunes and I’m here to help with the last two.

For your hard seltzer you’re going to want to keep it simple and straightforward.  There’s a lot of options on the market now, but stick to something with basic flavors like citrus that don’t overpower with artificial sweetness, and can be mixed with liquor for extra horsepower.  Go with one of the following:

  1. High Noon – the best option on the market since it is made with vodka and not malt liquor.  Tastes the best, doesn’t need mixers but in the puritanical Carolinas is only available in liquor stores.  Unlike Florida, where you can get Nooner tallboys at Publix and 7-Eleven, as the Good Lord intended.
  2. White Claw – the pioneer in the category.  Several flavor options, doesn’t overpower, good for a vodka or rum floater on top.  Just stay away from the tropical nonsense like passionfruit and guava.
  3. Truly/Vizzy – Pretty much interchangeable and about a quarter notch below the Claw.
  4. Topo Chico – I had higher hopes for this brand but they couldn’t just make a straight lemon, they had to monkey around and add stuff.  Citrus isn’t broken.

Be careful with the Simply Lemonade seltzers and the Bojangles’ Hard Iced Tea though, separately they are just too sweet.  Mixed together over ice with a splash of lime juice however…

Next you’re going to need a carefully curated playlist to keep things smooth.  Start with some Kenny Loggins, Hall & Oats, Toto, Pablo Cruise, Olivia Newton John, and Boz Scaggs.  Sprinkle in a dusting of Billy Ocean, Ambrosia, America, Looking Glass, Seals & Croft et al then shake and served chilled.

Find a boat or a pool, keep things smooth, and stay frosty.  Enjoy the summer.

My intravert battery got fully charged!

DATE: 2023-06-07 AO: -Maul Q: Franky PAX: Odd Job, patent_pending, war_eagle, Olaf, kirby, Eleanor FNGs: None COUNT: 7 PRE-RUN: 2.2 mile pre-run (Odd Job and Franky) WARMUP: Mosey to the parking lot behind the theater. 20 SSHs, 20 Imperial Walkers, 20 Windmills, 20 Merkins THE THANG: Mosey to the murder horn hills – 20 flutter kicks at the top of the hill – 20 american hammers at the bottom of the hill. Odd Job caught up with us (had to visit HT after the pre-run 😊 ). We picked up some lifting rocks and headed over to the playground. 11s with the rocks (curls and American hammers). Then reduced 11s –> 6s (lounge with rocks and twists to the left and right as one and supermans on the other side). MARY: Mosey back to launch – with al gore and flutter kicks along the way. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive somewhere – check slack COT: Olaf took us out.