Preblast: Devil’s Turn Greenway Week

Preblast: Devil’s Turn Greenway Week

It is back to the greenway this week.  The plan is simple.

We will meet in the greenway parking lot at the corner of Rea Rd. and Bevington Place at 5:15.  Have a 5 minute running form session by Bratwurst on Foot Strike / Running Cadence and then hit the greenway until 6:15.

The rough plan once on the greenway is to run at your chosen pace out and back to the bridge at Johnston Road by 5:55 am to regroup and start a progression run back the 1.75 miles to the parking lot.  The idea is to increase your speed every 0.25 mile post on the way back.

That’s it.  See you there!

If desired, a recap of the previous running form topics can be done at the end for anyone who missed.  We have covered arm/hand movement and body position so far.  The goal with these mini sessions is to create a bunch of efficient runners that experience less running injury.  This means domination in the BRR and beyond.

A Mauling and a Dirty MacDeuce

16 men decided to follow a rusty Q into the gloom this AM and returned soaked and oxygen deprived. A few of the old timers (Frehley’s and Wingman) may have remembered this oldy but goody workout from many years ago.

The Thang:

It’s 5:30, head to theater parking lot for lunge-o-rama.  After 1 of the 3 rounds of lunges, the PAX were wondering what the h___ is this? Some sort of dynamic stretching mumbo-jumbo?  Apparently yes, but things would not stay this easy.

Brisk mosey over to Target for the upper body warmup and some SSH, Imperial Walkers, Mountain Climbers, and Merkins.

Enough warmup, time to work. Headed to hill by target for a Jacob’s Ladder 7’s.  Plank  up & downs at top (extra credit for facing down the hill), burpees at the bottom.  By the end of this set, everyone was up to operating temperature (actually above operating temperature verging on overheating – but there was more workout in store, so we moved on).

Mosey over to the speed bumps for karaoka right, left, backward run, bear crawl and crab walk.  It was so satisfying, we did it again for good measure.  On the second set of crab walks, it was proposed that crab walking really does nothing for you, it just hurts your shoulders.  While this is probably right, it seemed like a good idea at the time, so we did it.  Floor Slapper gets the bad-A of the day award for doing all this with no gloves on.  Perhaps he will not be doing much floor slapping for a while, but it looked manly, so there’s that.

After a brief mosey around the corner from the theater, another COP was assembled for the Dirty MacDeuce (12 reps of 12 exercises executed back to back).  This was the set list:

1) Merkins, LBC, Superman planks

2) Diamond Merkins, Dolly, Peter Parker

3) Dive Bomber Merkins (nicknamed Entrapment or Cathrynn Zeta’s), Rosalita, Parker Peters

4) Wide Arm Merkins, Dying Cockroach, glute bridge march

Editorial Note: If Dive Bomber Merkins are ever called again, make sure there are no cars, security cameras, or bystanders in the vicinity.  It is not recommended to view a bunch of middle-aged men doing this to a parking lot.  It’s just wrong.  Unfortunately, the owner of a silver F150 now has that sight ingrained in his memory.  Sorry bud.

Once that was conquered, we headed to the back of the theater for some wall sits / hill run / burpee combos x 2 rounds.  For added benefit, balls-to-the-wall was thrown in for a double 10 count between sets (crowd pleaser – Frehley’s even exclaimed “what the h___ is wrong with you?” upon dismounting the wall).  This is music to the ears, because if Frehley’s is gassed, it was a good workout.

On that note, the workout was over and we headed for COT.

Moleskine:

There were a bunch of Larry Birds out there this morning.  Fire Hazzard was one of them and there was a nice bunch of them knocking out the exercises with quickness this morning.  YHC can not name them all because they were so far out front.  Nice push men!

The Dirty MacDeuce could also be construed to be a 12 count on each exercise (24 reps).  Today it was done to a 12 rep.  Hopefully no one felt cheated.  Based on the water puddles left on the pavement, I would say it got the job done though (along with the 102% humidity).  Next time we go for the 12 count though!  Something to dream about.

Announcements:

– F3 Dads this weekend at the Panthers practice field see preblast for details F3 Dads Preblast

– Southern Discomfort on 8/1 – everyone needs to get in on this CSAUP opportunity. Something for all PAX. Southern Discomfort Preblast

Chin Music

An outsider/rebel/Anvil-regular stumbled into Death Valley ready to make peace and dish out an appropriate level of punishment.  I was welcomed with piercing stares and so it went down like this…..

30 merkins OYO….follow me

Mosey down to track/field

COP

  • IW x 15 IC
  • Diamond merkins x 10 IC
  • LSS x 15 IC
  • 6 ct Burpees x 10 IC

Ring of Fire: #crowdpleaser with 25 pax!

Partner up and line up across mid-field

  • Partners sprint to opposite sidelines – 10 makhtar ndiayes
  • Meet back in center – 10 hand slap merkins
  • Repeat x 5

Burpee Mile: 10 HR burpees per completed lap x 4

Partner 1/2 Mile: (audibled from 1 mile)

  • AYG the straightaways
  • Corner 1: 10 derkins each
  • Partner carry the turn (flapjack at next turn)
  • Corner 2: 10 jump squats each
  • Repeat x 2 laps

Mary:

  • Freddy Mercury (slow) x 15 IC (led by Gummy)
  • Flutter (slow) w/ hands on head or abs x 15 IC…hold it!….10 ct Runstopper (extremely slow!)

Run back to launch: Done

Moleskine

Thanks to Semi and Stagecoach for the invite to Q.  Enjoyed it.  Keep me in the rotation.

I recommend we all switch it up from time to time and get to other AOs.  It’s great to see pax we don’t usually see and to workout in unfamiliar territory.  Only my second visit to DV and I look forward to future posts.  That fresh new track is quite nice.

Larry Birds on the burpee mile were Runstopper and Donkey Kong; crushing it.  Both finished shirtless…not surprising.  Next burpee mile i call will be declared “shirtless” burpee mile.  Several mumbles for audibles on most of the calls so i consider it a job well done.

Welcome Mike N – Enigma. Honestly not sure how we came up with this one.  He’s a data services consultant from Columbia SC. Keep coming out and make sure to hook up with the Columbia pax.

Great effort, no injuries, short 6, successful day.

a visit from Eric Liddell

11 PAX launched into the soupy weather at 0515 on Tuesday at the weekly loafer’s hideaway disguised as #F3Swift. Can we start calling it Wiggler-HD?

The Thang:

  • Pre-run at 0500 to lay out the cones and get lost in the wilds of the Ballantyne Corp Park.
  • Arrive back late at 0517 to several PAX in the Vine lot staring like they had no idea what was to come. Come on men! Are you all Bagpipers or Swifts today? Ahh, all Swifts, let’s go.
  • Off to the course near the Bull Ring, down the hill of Rushmore Dr., pass the fuming Diesel generator, and stop for some warm-up drills.
  • Main set was the “Eric Liddell” along Rushmore Drive with rounds of:
  • 200m at R-pace (1 mile race pace found at http://runsmartproject.com/calculator), 200m jog recovery and regroup
  • 200m at R-pace, 200m jog recovery and regroup
  • 400m at R-pace, 400m jog recovery and regroup
  • Round 2 same as the first
  • Round 3 start the 400m on the downhill
  • Long recovery back to the base of the hill. 30 sec hill at the same effort as before. Repeato 4x.
  • Head back to COT

The Moleskin:

  • Honeybee, the Mouth, and Bratwurst for the early shift. 1.5mi extra credit. Eventually we made it back to the Vine after mistaking a few parking lots, buildings, and bushes for the way back. Thankfully Honeybee reminded us, when in doubt, follow the Power Lines.
  • With the Blue Ridge Relay only 8 1/2 weeks away, it’s starting to get serious. Today was about developing the strength needed to hit the hills. While not actually running up / down many hills today, speed work is important for those long grinds that will be coming.
  • One-niner and Honeybee have a secret competition going on, or 19r is HB’s secret coach for those Haggis surges in the last 100m of any race. Hard to tell who took it on an impromptu AYG on 200 #4 today (right at 0:30), but it was perhaps ill-advised with a 400m looming.
  • The Mouth must be too reliant on his watch for timing and needs to recalibrate the internal clock. When YHC called the 30sec hill, Mouth shot out of the cannon but quickly figured out that 30sec is kind of a long way. 1 step does not equal 1 second…or 1 yard…or even 1 meter. Still, he did cover 10.9 kilometers today. #metric
  • Champagne can always be counted on for “deep” biting questions, such as questioning if this BB was ever going to happen. One more of his keen observations of the morning was that a lot of the intervals seemed to be too flat (“where’s the BRR prep in that?”). So, instead of giving the PAX the hill on the way up, we gave the PAX a jumpstart on the last 400m for the way down. On the downhills, keep good form, lean from the ankles (got to attend DevilsTurn for more on that), and don’t overstride. Though, we couldn’t let Champagne off too easy, so we did the uphills at the end to finish us off.
  • Random Tootie sighting on Sunday by YHC outside Target in Blakeney. Which begs the question, when you spot a PAX in the wild, do you shout his F3 name or his Hospital name? Great to see this guy continuing to bring it at Swift and increase the mileage for the BRR this September.
  • Ringer is quietly sneaking up by pushing the pace faster and faster. Don’t know what his nickname refers to, but pretty sure that he would be the silent Ringer on most BRR squads.
  • WorldWideLeader and Wing Man (8.6K) are pushing themselves through all of the workouts as of late. It’s just a matter of time before Wing Man adds this strip on Rushmore Dr to the Strava segments. But YHC asks that he holds off for a while, since HoneyBee would have another Course Record with that 200m AYG in the workout today.
  • Great to bring Chipotle over from Bagpipe and out to Swift. YHC is not sure that I would want to post to FightClub with Chipotle. Previously, YHC would have just danced around the ring to outlast him, but with all of this running Chippy has been doing, that would take a lot longer to outlast Chippy because he only needs to get in one shot needed to end it all.
  • Teddy is definitely in the ranks of the PAX with soft names (Cindy, Bunny, Material Girl, etc.) who pretty much only wear #smokeboots. While he doesn’t get the press of the others, watch out for Teddy if you ever see him (because you won’t hear him).
  • Stated in the Preblast, “Eric Liddell” is much of the inspiration for #F3Swift in general and this workout in particular. The Preblast video (Chariot’s of Fire clip) has Eric Liddell speaking to an audience and this is the inspiration for his speech:
  • The Greatness of God – Isaiah 40 –
    15 Behold, the nations are like a drop from a bucket,
    and are accounted as the dust on the scales;
    …17 All the nations are as nothing before him,
    they are accounted by him as less than nothing and
    …21 Do you not know? Do you not hear?
    Has it not been told you from the beginning?
    Have you not understood from the foundations of the
    earth?
    22 It is he who sits above the circle of the earth,
    and its inhabitants are like grasshoppers;
    who stretches out the heavens like a curtain,
    and spreads them like a tent to dwell in;
    23 who brings princes to nothing,
    and makes the rulers of the earth as emptiness.
    …28 Have you not known? Have you not heard?
    The Lord is the everlasting God,
    the Creator of the ends of the earth.
    He does not faint or grow weary;
    his understanding is unsearchable.
    29 He gives power to the faint,
    and to him who has no might he increases strength.
    30 Even youths shall faint and be weary,
    and young men shall fall exhausted;
    31 but they who wait for the Lord
    shall renew their strength;
    they shall mount up with wings like eagles;
    they shall run and not be weary;
    they shall walk and not faint.

 

Leading From Behind

22 PAX ignored their snooze buttons and possibly common sense for the #DRP at Fast Twitch this morning.

The Thang:

Two laps around the abundance of cars while Mr. Brady comes in on 2 wheels.

COP:

  • SSH x 25
  • IW X 25
  • Squats x 25

Davie Park:

Partner up, size and speed matters, with someone who may or may not be a stronger runner.  Partner 1 runs to the upper parking lot and back while Partner 2 run so the playground parking lot loop. Meet back at the middle and perform total number of the called exercises then flapjack routes. Perform Mary and plank while waiting on the six.

  • Round 1- 25 Merkins
  • Mary/Plankorama
  • Round 2- 25 CCDs
  • Mary/Plankorama
  • Round 3- 25 Diamond Merkins
  • Mary/Plankorama

Track Work:

Return to the AO and hit the track for 100 meters at 50% and then 100 meters at 100% for 3 rounds.

Mary:

  • Flutter Kicks x 15
  • Dolly x 15

Moleskin:

  • Great effort by the PAX today, lots of #LarryBirds, YHC had the perspective from the six.
  • Mr. Brady, Alf and Glass Joe were killing it today. Good to see Stage Coach out there again.
  • The plan was to keep it simple today as it was YHC’s first Q at Fast Twitch and still managed to smoke myself.
  • #Cobains to Purple Haze for the track work, we know how much he loves it.
  • Couldn’t help but notice PAX sticking out their chests for the RFYL crowd.
  • Thanks to Purple Haze and Turkey Leg for the opportunity to lead today.
  • Please sound off with any mumble chatter.

Announcements:

Ding Ding

Well another Monday morning arrived and 6 men arrived for the typical Fight Club beat down.  Pretty much the same every week, we hit things, run some, do merkins, do marry, then we square off against each other.  Before we spare Foley always does his best Apollo Creed impressionation in Rocky III with a “Ding, Ding”

This week we welcomed site FNG Ickey Shuffle and FNG Backstroke.  Backstroke is another young gun getting ready to start his freshman year at NC A&T.  Backstroke and Croft seemed to enjoy sparring one another.  Ickey Shuffle had some skills picked up from the local YMCA heavy bag work.

Always a pleasure to lead….

Chippy

Vehicular Security

22 men grabbed their kettle bells, left their cars (and keys) behind, and faced the Skunk. Here’s how it went down:

Warmup:

SSH x 15 IC

IW x 20 IC

Circle up with bells. 10 swings with your bell, rotate one bell to the left, 10 swings, rotate, repeat approximately 8-10 times.

The Thang:

Partner up with like size bell. Grab bells and mosey to the building behind the field.

Circle up to begin exercises.

Impromptu run back to cars for 3/4 of PAX. TR leads other 1/4 of PAX in exercises until whole group reunites (see Moleskin)

P1 does called exercise. P2 runs up stairs, does called exercise across building, runs down stairs. Flapjack.

P1: Right arm snatch

P2: Run

P1: Left arm snatch

P2: Run

P1: 1 leg squats – left leg

P2: High knees

P1: 1 leg squats – right leg

P2: High knees

P1: Two handed press

P2: Lunge walk

P1: Upright row

P2: Lunge walk

Catch me if you can back to parking lot with P1 Farmer carry and P2 a 10 merkin chaser.

Mary:

Flutter w/ bell press x 10 IC

Heels to Heaven x 20 IC

COT

BOM

Moleskin:

An unexpected guest rolled up on our warmup at 5:40 looking to see what was happening in front of the Arboretum ABC at this time of morning. At the invitation of Reverend Flo-rida, he parked his car and jumped in to swing a few bells (form was questionable). What initially looked to be an impromptu and skillful EH, took a downward turn when our guest did not mosey with us to our next destination (well out of sight) but instead hung around all of our cars, with keys strategically hidden on tires, seats, and in ignitions.

Tiger Rag, with distinguished wisdom and sound judgment, encouraged the PAX that had left their keys in plain sight (YHC included) that they may want to make a trip back to the lot to lock their vehicles and retrieve their keys. Heeding the sage’s advice, we made the run back to find that nothing was missing, and our guest had departed. A lesson learned, fortunately this time, the easy way.

Always an honor to lead the fine men of Skunkworks.

– Sanka

 

 

SOFA WIB: The Puddy

Pretty awesome morning out in the gloom.  Ten men, some of whom actually read the pre-blast, showed up for the first “official” week of SOFA WIB as we honored the king of the high five – David Puddy :

The Thang:

Partner up – similar speed / size / life goals, probably in that order

Opening AYG mile – right out of OP onto Rea, run to HT, loop the first pillar, return to OP

Mosey behind the school to the concession area. Each partner completes the following:

5 Happy High Fivers – both partners complete burpee / flying squirrel with high five
20 power merkins (audibled to 15 after first two sets)
20 partner LBCs (audibled to 25 after first two sets)

Partner 1 – runs to playground on left (further away, across basketball court) and completes 10 pull ups. then runs around baseball field and back to concession area.

Partner 2 – runs to playground on right (closest) and completes 15 knees to elbows, then runs around baseball field and back to concession area.

Flapjack. Repeato until 6:06.

Re-run the HT mile and back to COT.  YHC led us in prayer to close.

Announcements:

  • Pray for the Chepul family
  •  F3 Dad’s camp 8/14-16 – NoCo leading the way with limited spots remaining.  Sign up nowLINK
  • F3 Dad’s workout at Panthers field this Saturday – LINK
  • A51 “Southern DisComfort” coming up on 8/1 – several mileage options; LINK

Moleskine:

The general consensus in COT was more Rage than Joy from the Happy High Fivers, though that could have been influenced by YHC’s choice of play list (straight Battle of Los Angeles on shuffle).  YHC chooses to take the voiced displeasure following the workout as positive reinforcement.  It’s not RAnGEr level, but it’s getting there.  Baby steps…

I believe everyone completed at least 3 full sets with most at 3.5.  The cumulative effects of the power derkins and partner LBCs made the simple plank pretty difficult by the end.  YHC clocked it at 3.6 miles:

STRAVA

With multiple Strava PRs for Hairball from that.

Observations, some of which may have actually occurred:

This was wheelhouse for today’s WD, Runstopper.  Burpees, merkins, etc., and he crushed it.  He and Icicle made up time on the exercises.  Agony refused to “high” five, instead swinging wildly at a “low” five that more resembled an attempted slap.  He also nailed me with a ball some kid left lying around the concession area.  Some people just have a gift for encouragement – maybe consider the ministry.  Hairball hit the snooze button (allegedly), missing his normal Tuesday post.  He overcame his concern for Purple Haze to move pretty well out there, when he wasn’t waiting around on Bushwood #soccerarms, who then left him on the run back (also Strava PR on his initial mile).  Juxtaposed against this was Chappy, who stayed with and encouraged his partner Caddy on the final mile.  Awesome to see and great work out there.  Bel Air and Iron Mike were there, forming one of the seemingly more equally yoked tandems.

@DaytonFail has the Q next week.  Just a guess, but pull-ups likely not on the menu #soccerarms.

That’s all I’ve got.  Good work out there today!  High Five

– Kirk

Emulating the Women’s World Cup Team…NOT!

We started off with a mosey around the school and finished up out front.

COP:

20 SSH

20 IW

15 Merkins

 

The Thang:

We started off celebrating the second day of our nation’s 240th year by partnering up and hitting a combined 240 of said exercise.

Partner 1 runs around the parking lot including the front circle, while Partner 2 performs called exercises.   Flapjack until number is reached.  160 Merkins, 80 monkey humpers (240 Combined)

Partner 1 runs same route, while Partner 2 performs called exercises.   Flapjack until number is reached.  140 Wide Arm Merkins, 100 Backward lunge with leg kick (240 Combined)

 

Then we headed over to the back parking lot hoping for some more exercises, and unfortunately the Pax got more running.  Each man attempted to kick a soccer ball all the way across the parking lot into the goal, with no goalie, and I think our success rate was less than 20%.  The intent was to perform the called exercise if the shooter made the shot, or run a lap if the shooter missed.  After Squid hit the first shot, it went down hill from there.

First goal: 25 dollies

Second goal: 15 burpees

And a total of probably 10 laps.

The ball was moved closer, and after more misses, Alf called an audible, and we began performing the called exercise if the shooter missed, instead of running.  Cold Cuts was kind enough to call 30 burpees.  And I think he missed on purpose.

Then we dropped down on our 6 for some Mary.

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20 x Flutters

20 x LBCs

10 x side crunch right

10 x side crunch left

10 x right leg can opener

10 x left leg can opener

20 Dollies

 

My attempt to celebrate our Women winning the Cup last night somewhat backfired.  The good news is we got 2.33 miles in, the bad news is we probably will not have a competitive soccer team anytime soon.  We need Arena or Bulldog to come out for some lessons.  Thanks Younglove and Floorslapper for appreciating my ancient technology.  This is my second Q where I have been called out for having a blackberry.  I think people are jealous that I have a sweet keyboard on my phone.

 

Announcements:

F3 Dads at Panthers Practice field Saturday, June 11 from 1-3

“You say you’re French?”**

WIGGLER: SUMMER HOURS – 6:00 AM Start

“Ricky Bobby: You say you’re French?

Jean Girard: Oui.

Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We’re American, because you’re in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet.

Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?

Ricky Bobby: [The Wiggler]?

Cal Naughton, Jr.: [The Wiggler]!” ** 

 

Be a good American and come run The Wiggler!  6:00 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – NASCAR pace…

 

 ** Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby