It is back to the greenway this week. The plan is simple.
We will meet in the greenway parking lot at the corner of Rea Rd. and Bevington Place at 5:15. Have a 5 minute running form session by Bratwurst on Foot Strike / Running Cadence and then hit the greenway until 6:15.
The rough plan once on the greenway is to run at your chosen pace out and back to the bridge at Johnston Road by 5:55 am to regroup and start a progression run back the 1.75 miles to the parking lot. The idea is to increase your speed every 0.25 mile post on the way back.
That’s it. See you there!
If desired, a recap of the previous running form topics can be done at the end for anyone who missed. We have covered arm/hand movement and body position so far. The goal with these mini sessions is to create a bunch of efficient runners that experience less running injury. This means domination in the BRR and beyond.
16 men decided to follow a rusty Q into the gloom this AM and returned soaked and oxygen deprived. A few of the old timers (Frehley’s and Wingman) may have remembered this oldy but goody workout from many years ago.
The Thang:
It’s 5:30, head to theater parking lot for lunge-o-rama. After 1 of the 3 rounds of lunges, the PAX were wondering what the h___ is this? Some sort of dynamic stretching mumbo-jumbo? Apparently yes, but things would not stay this easy.
Brisk mosey over to Target for the upper body warmup and some SSH, Imperial Walkers, Mountain Climbers, and Merkins.
Enough warmup, time to work. Headed to hill by target for a Jacob’s Ladder 7’s. Plank up & downs at top (extra credit for facing down the hill), burpees at the bottom. By the end of this set, everyone was up to operating temperature (actually above operating temperature verging on overheating – but there was more workout in store, so we moved on).
Mosey over to the speed bumps for karaoka right, left, backward run, bear crawl and crab walk. It was so satisfying, we did it again for good measure. On the second set of crab walks, it was proposed that crab walking really does nothing for you, it just hurts your shoulders. While this is probably right, it seemed like a good idea at the time, so we did it. Floor Slapper gets the bad-A of the day award for doing all this with no gloves on. Perhaps he will not be doing much floor slapping for a while, but it looked manly, so there’s that.
After a brief mosey around the corner from the theater, another COP was assembled for the Dirty MacDeuce (12 reps of 12 exercises executed back to back). This was the set list:
1) Merkins, LBC, Superman planks
2) Diamond Merkins, Dolly, Peter Parker
3) Dive Bomber Merkins (nicknamed Entrapment or Cathrynn Zeta’s), Rosalita, Parker Peters
4) Wide Arm Merkins, Dying Cockroach, glute bridge march
Editorial Note: If Dive Bomber Merkins are ever called again, make sure there are no cars, security cameras, or bystanders in the vicinity. It is not recommended to view a bunch of middle-aged men doing this to a parking lot. It’s just wrong. Unfortunately, the owner of a silver F150 now has that sight ingrained in his memory. Sorry bud.
Once that was conquered, we headed to the back of the theater for some wall sits / hill run / burpee combos x 2 rounds. For added benefit, balls-to-the-wall was thrown in for a double 10 count between sets (crowd pleaser – Frehley’s even exclaimed “what the h___ is wrong with you?” upon dismounting the wall). This is music to the ears, because if Frehley’s is gassed, it was a good workout.
On that note, the workout was over and we headed for COT.
Moleskine:
There were a bunch of Larry Birds out there this morning. Fire Hazzard was one of them and there was a nice bunch of them knocking out the exercises with quickness this morning. YHC can not name them all because they were so far out front. Nice push men!
The Dirty MacDeuce could also be construed to be a 12 count on each exercise (24 reps). Today it was done to a 12 rep. Hopefully no one felt cheated. Based on the water puddles left on the pavement, I would say it got the job done though (along with the 102% humidity). Next time we go for the 12 count though! Something to dream about.
Announcements:
– F3 Dads this weekend at the Panthers practice field see preblast for details F3 Dads Preblast
– Southern Discomfort on 8/1 – everyone needs to get in on this CSAUP opportunity. Something for all PAX. Southern Discomfort Preblast
An outsider/rebel/Anvil-regular stumbled into Death Valley ready to make peace and dish out an appropriate level of punishment. I was welcomed with piercing stares and so it went down like this…..
30 merkins OYO….follow me
Mosey down to track/field
COP
Ring of Fire: #crowdpleaser with 25 pax!
Partner up and line up across mid-field
Burpee Mile: 10 HR burpees per completed lap x 4
Partner 1/2 Mile: (audibled from 1 mile)
Mary:
Run back to launch: Done
Moleskine
Thanks to Semi and Stagecoach for the invite to Q. Enjoyed it. Keep me in the rotation.
I recommend we all switch it up from time to time and get to other AOs. It’s great to see pax we don’t usually see and to workout in unfamiliar territory. Only my second visit to DV and I look forward to future posts. That fresh new track is quite nice.
Larry Birds on the burpee mile were Runstopper and Donkey Kong; crushing it. Both finished shirtless…not surprising. Next burpee mile i call will be declared “shirtless” burpee mile. Several mumbles for audibles on most of the calls so i consider it a job well done.
Welcome Mike N – Enigma. Honestly not sure how we came up with this one. He’s a data services consultant from Columbia SC. Keep coming out and make sure to hook up with the Columbia pax.
Great effort, no injuries, short 6, successful day.
11 PAX launched into the soupy weather at 0515 on Tuesday at the weekly loafer’s hideaway disguised as #F3Swift. Can we start calling it Wiggler-HD?
The Thang:
The Moleskin:
22 PAX ignored their snooze buttons and possibly common sense for the #DRP at Fast Twitch this morning.
The Thang:
Two laps around the abundance of cars while Mr. Brady comes in on 2 wheels.
COP:
Davie Park:
Partner up, size and speed matters, with someone who may or may not be a stronger runner. Partner 1 runs to the upper parking lot and back while Partner 2 run so the playground parking lot loop. Meet back at the middle and perform total number of the called exercises then flapjack routes. Perform Mary and plank while waiting on the six.
Track Work:
Return to the AO and hit the track for 100 meters at 50% and then 100 meters at 100% for 3 rounds.
Mary:
Moleskin:
Announcements:
Well another Monday morning arrived and 6 men arrived for the typical Fight Club beat down. Pretty much the same every week, we hit things, run some, do merkins, do marry, then we square off against each other. Before we spare Foley always does his best Apollo Creed impressionation in Rocky III with a “Ding, Ding”
This week we welcomed site FNG Ickey Shuffle and FNG Backstroke. Backstroke is another young gun getting ready to start his freshman year at NC A&T. Backstroke and Croft seemed to enjoy sparring one another. Ickey Shuffle had some skills picked up from the local YMCA heavy bag work.
Always a pleasure to lead….
Chippy
22 men grabbed their kettle bells, left their cars (and keys) behind, and faced the Skunk. Here’s how it went down:
Warmup:
SSH x 15 IC
IW x 20 IC
Circle up with bells. 10 swings with your bell, rotate one bell to the left, 10 swings, rotate, repeat approximately 8-10 times.
The Thang:
Partner up with like size bell. Grab bells and mosey to the building behind the field.
Circle up to begin exercises.
Impromptu run back to cars for 3/4 of PAX. TR leads other 1/4 of PAX in exercises until whole group reunites (see Moleskin)
P1 does called exercise. P2 runs up stairs, does called exercise across building, runs down stairs. Flapjack.
P1: Right arm snatch
P2: Run
P1: Left arm snatch
P2: Run
P1: 1 leg squats – left leg
P2: High knees
P1: 1 leg squats – right leg
P2: High knees
P1: Two handed press
P2: Lunge walk
P1: Upright row
P2: Lunge walk
Catch me if you can back to parking lot with P1 Farmer carry and P2 a 10 merkin chaser.
Mary:
Flutter w/ bell press x 10 IC
Heels to Heaven x 20 IC
COT
BOM
Moleskin:
An unexpected guest rolled up on our warmup at 5:40 looking to see what was happening in front of the Arboretum ABC at this time of morning. At the invitation of Reverend Flo-rida, he parked his car and jumped in to swing a few bells (form was questionable). What initially looked to be an impromptu and skillful EH, took a downward turn when our guest did not mosey with us to our next destination (well out of sight) but instead hung around all of our cars, with keys strategically hidden on tires, seats, and in ignitions.
Tiger Rag, with distinguished wisdom and sound judgment, encouraged the PAX that had left their keys in plain sight (YHC included) that they may want to make a trip back to the lot to lock their vehicles and retrieve their keys. Heeding the sage’s advice, we made the run back to find that nothing was missing, and our guest had departed. A lesson learned, fortunately this time, the easy way.
Always an honor to lead the fine men of Skunkworks.
– Sanka
Pretty awesome morning out in the gloom. Ten men, some of whom actually read the pre-blast, showed up for the first “official” week of SOFA WIB as we honored the king of the high five – David Puddy :
The Thang:
Partner up – similar speed / size / life goals, probably in that order
Opening AYG mile – right out of OP onto Rea, run to HT, loop the first pillar, return to OP
Mosey behind the school to the concession area. Each partner completes the following:
5 Happy High Fivers – both partners complete burpee / flying squirrel with high five
20 power merkins (audibled to 15 after first two sets)
20 partner LBCs (audibled to 25 after first two sets)
Partner 1 – runs to playground on left (further away, across basketball court) and completes 10 pull ups. then runs around baseball field and back to concession area.
Partner 2 – runs to playground on right (closest) and completes 15 knees to elbows, then runs around baseball field and back to concession area.
Flapjack. Repeato until 6:06.
Re-run the HT mile and back to COT. YHC led us in prayer to close.
Announcements:
Moleskine:
The general consensus in COT was more Rage than Joy from the Happy High Fivers, though that could have been influenced by YHC’s choice of play list (straight Battle of Los Angeles on shuffle). YHC chooses to take the voiced displeasure following the workout as positive reinforcement. It’s not RAnGEr level, but it’s getting there. Baby steps…
I believe everyone completed at least 3 full sets with most at 3.5. The cumulative effects of the power derkins and partner LBCs made the simple plank pretty difficult by the end. YHC clocked it at 3.6 miles:
With multiple Strava PRs for Hairball from that.
Observations, some of which may have actually occurred:
This was wheelhouse for today’s WD, Runstopper. Burpees, merkins, etc., and he crushed it. He and Icicle made up time on the exercises. Agony refused to “high” five, instead swinging wildly at a “low” five that more resembled an attempted slap. He also nailed me with a ball some kid left lying around the concession area. Some people just have a gift for encouragement – maybe consider the ministry. Hairball hit the snooze button (allegedly), missing his normal Tuesday post. He overcame his concern for Purple Haze to move pretty well out there, when he wasn’t waiting around on Bushwood #soccerarms, who then left him on the run back (also Strava PR on his initial mile). Juxtaposed against this was Chappy, who stayed with and encouraged his partner Caddy on the final mile. Awesome to see and great work out there. Bel Air and Iron Mike were there, forming one of the seemingly more equally yoked tandems.
@DaytonFail has the Q next week. Just a guess, but pull-ups likely not on the menu #soccerarms.
That’s all I’ve got. Good work out there today! High Five
– Kirk
We started off with a mosey around the school and finished up out front.
COP:
20 SSH
20 IW
15 Merkins
The Thang:
We started off celebrating the second day of our nation’s 240th year by partnering up and hitting a combined 240 of said exercise.
Partner 1 runs around the parking lot including the front circle, while Partner 2 performs called exercises. Flapjack until number is reached. 160 Merkins, 80 monkey humpers (240 Combined)
Partner 1 runs same route, while Partner 2 performs called exercises. Flapjack until number is reached. 140 Wide Arm Merkins, 100 Backward lunge with leg kick (240 Combined)
Then we headed over to the back parking lot hoping for some more exercises, and unfortunately the Pax got more running. Each man attempted to kick a soccer ball all the way across the parking lot into the goal, with no goalie, and I think our success rate was less than 20%. The intent was to perform the called exercise if the shooter made the shot, or run a lap if the shooter missed. After Squid hit the first shot, it went down hill from there.
First goal: 25 dollies
Second goal: 15 burpees
And a total of probably 10 laps.
The ball was moved closer, and after more misses, Alf called an audible, and we began performing the called exercise if the shooter missed, instead of running. Cold Cuts was kind enough to call 30 burpees. And I think he missed on purpose.
Then we dropped down on our 6 for some Mary.
COM
20 x Flutters
20 x LBCs
10 x side crunch right
10 x side crunch left
10 x right leg can opener
10 x left leg can opener
20 Dollies
My attempt to celebrate our Women winning the Cup last night somewhat backfired. The good news is we got 2.33 miles in, the bad news is we probably will not have a competitive soccer team anytime soon. We need Arena or Bulldog to come out for some lessons. Thanks Younglove and Floorslapper for appreciating my ancient technology. This is my second Q where I have been called out for having a blackberry. I think people are jealous that I have a sweet keyboard on my phone.
Announcements:
F3 Dads at Panthers Practice field Saturday, June 11 from 1-3
WIGGLER: SUMMER HOURS – 6:00 AM Start
“Ricky Bobby: You say you’re French?
Jean Girard: Oui.
Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We’re American, because you’re in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet.
Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby: [The Wiggler]?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: [The Wiggler]!” **
Be a good American and come run The Wiggler! 6:00 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – NASCAR pace…
** Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby