Seven Studly Goats
Date: 2025-03-28 AO: mountain-goat Q: retread PAX: fleetwood, Insomniac, lois, Pele, retread, slim_fast, Spammer FNGs: None COUNT: 7 THE THANG: 4 Mile Creek out and back – run for 30 minutes, turn around and run back all the while enjoying the hilly terrain and being judged by the deer.
COT: Slim Fast
COT: Slim Fast
A bit of proper role play
Date: 2025-03-28 AO: scars Q: Roulette PAX: Gump, kirby, madison FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: mumble chatter with the brave PAX THE THANG: 3.5 miles of 2nd Ruck down to Ballantyne Ridge, neighborhood hills and Earth Fare parking deck. YHC was a little concerned when there wasn’t a response to the pre-blast, thought this might be the day of solo rucking… but fear not as the PAX did not let me down… madison is always up for Coffeeteria, so you know he’s in for a Friday post kirby brought the “beefy quads” back out for round two and my man Gump made his site debut after a month or so of EH, as it turns out he’s into a bit of role play with his M… you never know what direction the 2nd F is gonna take you 🙂 MARY: nah… ANNOUNCEMENTS: Show up, be present COT: midriff took us out
Don’t run hills with fletch
Date: 2025-03-27 AO: the-devils-turn Q: flipper PAX: flipper, citgo, retread, bunker, fletch, Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff), Gold Digger FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: 2 for PreRun THE THANG: we ran olde course. Citgo and Goldigger did two laps, fletch kicked my ass charging the inclines, and everyone came back having conquered real elevation. Olde course may not be fun, but it makes you better MARY: uh ANNOUNCEMENTS: WTF COT: Rev took us out
bad back
Date: 2025-03-25 AO: skunk-works Q: Smokey PAX: lois, Header FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: THE THANG:
No clue but logging for stats MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:
No clue but logging for stats MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:
8 sweaty PAX and a Suburban
Date: 2025-03-27 AO: shield Q: Cooter2 PAX: tagalong, Brisket, Moth, Pilgrim, ToeJam, shrinkwrap, Bombay FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: Church parking lot for some stretching and warm-up burpees at every strange red parking lot circle. Note: does anyone know what those circles are for? THE THANG: Mosey to S. Meck HS for a trip down memory lane for Toe Jam and Bombay before the campus is totally demolished renovated. Heavy(ish) lifting rocks were lifted and the PAX didn’t miss their chance to heckle YHC about the size of his rock. Much mumble chatter ensued until order was restored.
Partner up for a spirited session of 4 Corners. Sorry about your back, Pilgrim. My bad bro.
Then the PAX lined up abreast for some suicides with a combo of high knees and up/downs at each parking bumper.
The mosey back to launch featured Monkey Humpers on the HS street corner while the staff and student body rolled in and a set of 10 merkins per intersection.
MARY: Mary was sprinkled throughout the workout. ANNOUNCEMENTS: YTF and a Blood Drive. Check Slack for details. COT: Prayers for health and strength from the good Lord above!
Mr. and Mrs. Cooter are contemplating the purchase of a Chevy Suburban to replace a worn out minivan that was placed into service when our teenage girls were babies. So we are doing a 24 Hour Test Drive with a late model Suburban on loan from Car Max.
YHC was preoccupied this morning with figuring out how to turn on the dash lights as well as trying to get to launch on time without wrecking the loaner. It’s like driving a school bus.
Apologies for the 30 second delayed launch, lack of trivia, and general unpreparedness.
After COT, all 8 PAX inspected the Suburban admiring its spaciousness and issued their stamp of approval. Shrink Wrap saved the day with figuring out how to get the dash lights to work. It was also confirmed that a 4 Wheel Drive is a must – in case that was ever really in question.
Looks like YHC might be running carpool at future workouts.
It was an honor and privilege to lead this morning. Special shout out to the Park Crossing PAX representing once again. Keep it going, fellas!
Cooter2
Partner up for a spirited session of 4 Corners. Sorry about your back, Pilgrim. My bad bro.
Then the PAX lined up abreast for some suicides with a combo of high knees and up/downs at each parking bumper.
The mosey back to launch featured Monkey Humpers on the HS street corner while the staff and student body rolled in and a set of 10 merkins per intersection.
MARY: Mary was sprinkled throughout the workout. ANNOUNCEMENTS: YTF and a Blood Drive. Check Slack for details. COT: Prayers for health and strength from the good Lord above!
Mr. and Mrs. Cooter are contemplating the purchase of a Chevy Suburban to replace a worn out minivan that was placed into service when our teenage girls were babies. So we are doing a 24 Hour Test Drive with a late model Suburban on loan from Car Max.
YHC was preoccupied this morning with figuring out how to turn on the dash lights as well as trying to get to launch on time without wrecking the loaner. It’s like driving a school bus.
Apologies for the 30 second delayed launch, lack of trivia, and general unpreparedness.
After COT, all 8 PAX inspected the Suburban admiring its spaciousness and issued their stamp of approval. Shrink Wrap saved the day with figuring out how to get the dash lights to work. It was also confirmed that a 4 Wheel Drive is a must – in case that was ever really in question.
Looks like YHC might be running carpool at future workouts.
It was an honor and privilege to lead this morning. Special shout out to the Park Crossing PAX representing once again. Keep it going, fellas!
Cooter2
Make it bigger…
Date: 2025-03-26 AO: anvil Q: margo PAX: lorax, puddin_pop, snowflake, Point Break FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Things were done. Rock Lifting circuit in the far lot, with run downs and island exercises. Cup of coffee in the Hotbox and some Mary to finish time.
What – there is a lake in Ballantyne
Date: 2025-03-27 AO: the-phoenix Q: lex_luthor PAX: Roulette, taggart, Hawkeye, Rousey, lex_luthor FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: Ran over to the Y to warmup. That is where Rousey found us THE THANG: Jogged over to Community House Road and started the workout in the traffic circle Merkins Glute Bridge Bicycle Squats Plank to Shoulder Tap Dips Mtn Climbers Jumping Lunges We proceeded to do 21 / 15 / 9 reps of the above exercises as we ran through the Cobblestone neighborhood and circled their pond/lake. On the way home, we stopped at each lamp for 3 burpees. We got in 20+ to take us home. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Spartan Race, Waxhaw Trail Fest, Blood Drive, and I may have missed one or two others COT: Great morning for all of us taggart Hawkeye Roulette Rousey to get up and share in a workout and some encouragement
3 Mile Goal
Date: 2025-03-27 AO: the-maul Q: teddyf3 PAX: kirby, Circuit City, Franky, Hippie, midriff, patent_pending, super trooper, war_eagle FNGs: None COUNT: 9 WARMUP: Very little as we waited for a tardy kirby THE THANG: simple – 3 rounds of 1 mile’ish runs around Stonecrest with exercises in between. MARY: a little ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: I brought us out.
Meat and Potatoes
Date: 2025-03-27 AO: _area-51 Q: MARTA PAX: Foghorn, spackles, deep_dish, marge, jet_fuel, Mikeoelz, puddin_pop, MARTA, limey FNGs: None COUNT: 9 Mumble chatter was strong as normal led by spackes and puddin.
Limey the slackless led us through a meat and potatoes workout that ended up being 2.9 miles. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive April 4th Q school in April or May COT: limey
Limey the slackless led us through a meat and potatoes workout that ended up being 2.9 miles. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive April 4th Q school in April or May COT: limey
Kevlar Tribute at Sparta
Date: 2025-03-27 AO: sparta Q: turkey_leg PAX: Keystone, geraldo, Full House, turkey_leg FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Four pax enjoyed a full Tribute to all our Ole Kevlar classics. After a proper warmup, did suicides, hill repeat 7s and threw in some track work for good measure. Nice return back on the fresh sidewalk down Fullwood. Fun reminiscing about all the old days while putting up some sold work.