Shorter Short Card

Shorter Short Card

11 PAX including 2 FNGs and 1 2.0 embraced the cooler temps for their #DRP at Ascent.

The Thang

COP:

  • SSH x 20
  • IW x 20
  • Merkins x 10
  • Squats x 20

Shortened MARSOC Short Card

Mosey over to the football field for an abbreviated version of the MARSOC Short Card. Perform each exercise, with a run the length of the field every 4 exercises.

  1. 15 Merkins
  2. 15 Squats
  3. 15 Crunches
  4. 5  Burpees (Run)
  5. 15  Windmills
  6. 5  Push-ups
  7. 15 Mountain climbers
  8. 15 Flutter kicks (Run)
  9. 5  Burpees
  10. 15  Cherry pickers (4-count)
  11. 15 Merkins
  12. 15 SSH (Run)
  13. 15 Back Extensions (“supermans”)
  14. 5  Burpees
  15. 10  Chain breakers
  16. 15 Merkins (Run)
  17. 15 Lunges
  18. 15 Hello dollies
  19. 5  Burpees
  20. 15 Trunk (Russian) twists (Run)
  21. 3 Max sets of dead-hang pull-ups

People’s Chair (a.k.a. The “Semi-Gloss”)

Mosey over to the school for three rounds of People’s Chair with helpling of air presses (50,50, and then 60)

Jack Webb

In honor of Runstopper we decided to introduce Mr. Webb to our FNGs. Move to the practice football field for Jack Webb, up to 7 and back down the ladder.

YHC noticed we had some time left for sprints. run the length of the practice football field at 50% and return at 100%, Repeato.

Mary:

  • Sid the Kid x 10 each way
  • Flutter x 15
  • Heals to Heaven x 15
  • LBCs x 15
  • Rosalita x 15
  • Dollies x 15
  • 5 Burpees OYO

Moleskin:

  • YHC had wanted to try a shortened version of the MARSOC (Marine Special Operations Command) Short Card which includes a great mix of PT exercises. YHC reduced the reps as I wasn’t sure how long it might take, which turned out to be about 35 minutes with running. We can increase the reps as needed next time.
  • Although the MARSOC Short Card designed to be completed in tight quarters, YHC mixed in some sprints to break things up some and keep ups moving.
  • Solid work by the PAX today, not a lot mumble chatter, they were getting it done.
  • Welcome Empty Nest and Fizzy who attended the Randy Moss boot camp earlier this week EHd themselves to Ascent to see what F3 was all about. Hope we didn’t disappoint and look forward to seeing you real soon.
  • Empty Nest remarked something to the effect “If this is moderate, I’m not sure I want to see the other workout”. Moderate does not equal easy.
  • Moon River learned not to anticipate the Q.
  • Strange Brew played the role of Blue Falcon today asking for more burpees and reps. Well done.
  • Thanks Pele for the opportunity to lead, it is always an honor. Please sound off with any mumble chatter.

Announcements:

  • Joe Davis 5K/10K Saturday January 9th, details coming soon.
  • Team SPEARHEAD Brew Ruck Heavy Saturday November 14th: https://www.facebook.com/events/528549833988542/
  • F3 Christmas Party Saturday December 12th, save the date.

Day Zero Merges with The Rock

8 of us met on the brisk, early morning grounds of Day Zero to start the day off right.  Mermaid starts with the disclaimer and then we quickly circle up for 15 merkins in cadence followed by 25 side straddle hops.  We take off and mosey to the Rock to meet Hops and fellow Pax at the top of the North Face giving us a 1 mile warm up run.  Next thing we know we’re planked at 6″ ready for whatever Hops has to offer.  We run the long way back down to the base of North Face, ascend  to the peak to knock out 5 berpees on our own then head back around for another lap.  After reaching the top again we plank and wait for the six.  Quick mosey to the pavilion followed by walls sits and 20 arm presses.

I take over the privilege of Q, head to the benches and knock out 15 jump ups, 15 dips, and 15 derkins followed by a lap around Champs field.  We plank back up at the benches with soaked shoes and wait for six. All accounted for we repeat set with 15 jump squats instead of jump ups, run the field and meet back at benches for quick plank work.

A quick mosey to parking lot for a mary of 30 flutters and 20 dollies in cadence.

The pax gather in one line for sprint work from end of parking lot to center light post.  First sprint start from 5 merkins on own, second start from on belly w/arms in air, third start from 6″ with 10 count from Radar,  last start from 6″ w/right leg high.

Pax heads to North Face and gathers at base.  Sprint, run, crawl to the top with 5 berpees on own.  Circle back to base of North Face, 5 jump squats, run to top and plank up.  Circle up for side straddle hops in cadence.  Day Zero leaves The Rock pax and mosey’s back to AO for quick announcements and closing prayer.

Solid workout with great effort from all pax members.  Total of 4.96 miles.

 

F3 Anson Week 3 – Jill Webb?

6 determined #countrystrong men and 1 freakishly large 2.0 posted for this weeks installment of #F3AnsonCo.  4 Anson guys returning from last week, plus one FNG. The men of Anson like to roll in hot, at the zero hour, and we went from GJ and myself looking awkwardly at each other to a crew of 7 in a couple of mins right before liftoff.

The Thang:

Hairband mile around the parking lot to wait for any stragglers.  Couple of false alarms, but we circled up nearby just in case.

COP:

  • Side Straddle Hop X 20 In Cadence
  • Imperial Walker X 20 IC
  • Low Slow Squat X 20 IC
  • Mountain Climber X 20 IC
  • Plank Work
  • 3 burpees On Your Own
  • Hillbilly X 15 IC
  • 6 burpees OYO
  • Hillbilly squat X 10 IC
  • Can’t remember what else

Mosey to base of hill beside football stadium

Set of 7s on the hill, jump squats at the bottom and merkins at the top

Peoples Chair for recovery with air presses X 20 IC

Mosey to baseball field

  • Lunge walk to 1st
  • Bear Crawl to 2nd
  • Crab Walk to 3rd
  • Bearaoke (sideways bear crawl) to home, rotate halfway down

Repeat X 2, leaders did a 3rd lap to finish with the crew

Mary on the field

  • Flutter X 20 IC
  • Dolly X 20 IC
  • LBC X 15 IC
  • Planks

Mosey to the practice football field

Suicides to two markers

  • 5 Merkins, 1st marker
  • 10 Merkins 2nd marker
  • Return home
  • Repeat

Next set

  • 5 squats, 1st marker
  • 10 squats, 2nd marker
  • Return home
  • Repeat

Final set

  • 5 burpees, 1st marker
  • 10 burpees, 2nd marker
  • Return home
  • only one set of these

Line up for Jack Webb (more discussion on this later)

1 merkin / 4 air presses – up to 10 merkins and 40 air presses

Mosey to track around football field

AYG 400 around track, leaders circle back to pick up the six

Mosey to parking lot for final Mary

  • Russian Twist X 15 IC
  • Flutters X 20 IC
  • Crunchy Frog X 10 IC
  • Freddie Mercury Bicycle X 20 IC

DONE

Moleskine:

I must admit, I was not a happy camper waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday to drive an hour to the other side of nowhere to Q a workout.  However, I am really glad that I did.  I had a blast out there with the guys, and was really encouraged to see the guys returning from that first awful mess of a workout that conducted in the Wal Mart parking lot.

Glass Joe 2.0 is funny, I don’t care who you are.

Caught a very evil stare from Half Moon during the 1st set of hill work.  I though he was going to kill me, but then he vanished behind the building for unknown reasons and came back looking like he had seen a ghost, or the Wadesboro Pope, or something . . .

These boys need some F3 Mudgear Shirts, in Realtree and possibly Mossy Oak.  Blaze orange accents would be a nice touch.

Our FNG Fenderbender (I prefer the single word spelling and will now always use it) left a steady trail of junk behind wherever he ran.  He was dropping keys, water bottles, phones, pagers, socket wrenches, twinkies, and who knows what else.  I wanted to name him Fannypack (also single word spelling) but GJ mentioned that he had a military background, and we always give those guys a break on the nicknames.  With a background in auto repair, I had him nailed as Bondo, but he blew it when he enthusiastically told us how much he liked the name.  He then tried suggesting some old college nicknames for himself, but we shut him up and went with Fenderbender (single word spelling again – you like it, don’t you).

Made a point to go to some bread-and-butter F3 exercises today so that the Anson guys can begin to learn how to develop their own workouts, using these as the building blocks.  #Handoff will be here before you know it, so better be thinking about who is going to run this thing from an organizational and workout standpoint.

During the Jack Webb, I started to give out pretty hard on the 9th set.  However, I was angrily baited into set #10 by GJ.  Something about this not being “Jane Webb” over and over.  I suppose had I called for Dick Webbs instead of Jack Webbs, then that would make sense somehow.  You know . . .  Dick and Jane, Jack and Jill.  Maybe he meant Jill Webbs?  Either way, we did the 10 set and it sucked and I may have finished the last two on my knees but I’ll never tell.

Favorite moment of the morning (excepting the bacon, grits, and eggs at the Hub) was after we finished the final set of suicides where we did the burpees.  Viper (almost double respect, mind you)  gutted out that final set and was finally resting back at the start where we were beginning to plank.   OMB was still down the field just getting into the 10 burpees, all by himself.  Before I knew it, I saw Viper start to rumble back down the field and I reminded him that I had only called one set of the burpee suicides.  He said, “I’m not going for that, I’m going to finish with that man”, or something along those lines.  Then he did what he said.

 

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Triple Nickel and cinder blocks

Glad to see everyone out on my first full one-hour Q. It was nice and cold, but at least it was dry (except on the grass). We’re in that time of year when one day we can wear shorts and short sleeves and the next we need pants and long sleeves.

Disclaimer provided and mosey to the lower parking lot. Didn’t realize we’d have to dodge cars at 7am in the bottom parking lot.

COP:
25xSSH
20xIW
20xLow Slow Squat
20xMountain climbers

The Thang:
Mosey off campus to the neighborhood. 5 burpees OYO
Triple Nickel up Karras Commons Rd in the neighborhood. The Triple Nickel was 5xCarolina dry docks at the bottom, 5xmerkins at the top, 5x back and forth.
Planck up
10 Wide arm merkins
Mosey up the hill again
10 Diamond merkins
Mosey around the fire station
10 hand release merkins
Back to campus

Cinder block work – the cinder blocks are back at McKee – did they ever leave? Did someone bring them back or were they found after the brush was cut back?
Circle up with a block. Each PAX calls a block related exercise and then runs around the circle 2x while the group does the exercise. Two times through the group, most variations of cinder block exercises called out. BTW, Google says a cinder block weighs 28 pounds.
Return blocks

The grass looked great, so we bear crawled half way across the field and lunge walk the rest.
To the wall and people’s chair with 50xarm presses.
Balls to the wall.

Circuit work at the nautical playground (with the boat)
15xjump ups
15xtire jumps
20xdonkey kicks on the wall
Rinse and Repeat

Indian run around the school
Circle up for Mary
25xLBCs
20xFlutter
20xBack scratcher
20xDolly
20xRussian Twist

Still some more time, so finish up with 20xderkins and 10xburpees

Moleskin:
Everyone was strong. After my third Q (first full hour), I think I’ve gotten it down. Glad to see Madison come from Matrix (like everyone else who comes on Sat. for the first time, the parking is different).

Announcements:
Mud run next week, but there will be a workout at Area51 on Saturday – Abacus is Q
Simba and Purple Haze leading a 3rd F event on what is Christianity – location TBD and will be during the weekday
Look for info on the Christmas Party
Looking for Q’s for Area51 in November and beyond – not sure if this works (if not, contact Abacus and he’ll send an invite to Q, if interested), but here is the link for Sign up Genius to sign up
http://www.signupgenius.com/go/4090a4aaba62ea57-area

Thanks to OT for taking us out in prayer.
Keep Ochocinco’s father-in-law and Tudy’s family in your prayers.

Just 2 Laps Around the School

10 Pax welcomed the crisp Fall air of the Gloom to kick off their weekend with Commitment and camaraderie.

The Thang
SSH x 20
Squats x 20
Mosey to first courtyard
Box Jumps x 15, Dips x 15, Derkins x 15
Rinse and Repeat
Mosey to second courtyard
Wall Walk, get back in line for more, 3 rounds

Mosey to back of school. Bear Crawl, Lunge Walk, Crab Walk to back porch for Mind Eraser.
Merkins x 20, Wide Arms x 15, Carolina Dry Dock x 10, Diamonds x 5 (no breaks between).
People’s Chair; Left Leg high, regular, Right Leg high. foreshadowing –

Mosey towards wall near Rock Pile.
People’s Chair until all Pax gathered, then Balls to Wall.
Left Hand high, regular, Right Hand high.

At Rock Pile, find “High Rep” rock.
Bicep Curls x 13, Overhead x 13, Tricep x 14. Recover briefly (very briefly)
Bicep Curls x 14, Overhead x 14, Tricep x 13.

Mosey back to front porch for Mid-workout Mary.
LBC, Bicycle, Heels to Heaven.

So much fun, let’s do it again!
Mosey to first courtyard; Box Jumps, Dips, Derkins x 10 each
Rinse and Repeat.

Mosey to back of school; Bear Crawl, Lunge Walk, Crab Walk to back porch.
Partner Derkins x 15 each man.

Mosey back to wall at Rock Pile. People’s Chair with Air Presses x 20, Left Leg High while Air Punch x 10, flapjack w Air Punch x 10, regular with Air Presses x 20. Recover.

Mosey to front of school for Mary.
Russian Twist x 15, LBC x 25, Flutter x 15, Rosalita x 15, Dying Cockroach x 15, J-Lo x 15, LBC x 25

Ye Moleskin
Yes, it was a Groundhog day workout, lots of rinse and repeats. YHC selfishly limited running and cranked out the shoulder work today. The Ice9 Classic Mind Eraser on the back porch was particularly unsavory. Legend has it that Ice invented that workout at his farm in Waxhaw, where no-one can hear you scream. (although this version was only 100 civilian count reps, when Ice9 is Q the number goes so high, you can’t count anymore. Hence the name)
Welcome to Doc McStuffins, Commitment FNG and newish to F3. Kotters to Crowbar, who is “all in” for the Spartan race and has been setting shoes on fire with all the miles he’s putting in. Popeye and Posse continue to post, persevere, and improve. Much respect.
As we approach the 1 Year Anniversary of #Commitment, I continue to be amazed by the dedication and raw power of the Men I am privileged to post alongside of. All of you inspire me, and by your presence each Saturday, renew my energy for the journey ahead. Continue to reach out to the man to your left and your right each week, partner with someone you don’t know as well, and enjoy the 2nd F of Fellowship that is the Glue that holds men together.
Aye!

The Mountain Goat 400 Workout

Ok… maybe not THAT special to be branded, but 16 goats converged at South Charlotte Middle School to enjoy an awesome Fall morning while increasing their overall running form and stamina.  We continue to add new PAX while the regulars keep getting stronger and stronger… more on that in the Moleskine.

The workout plan was simple:
1.  Disclaimer/head to track
2.  Warm-up mile and stretching
3.  Rd 1:  400 at I-pace, followed by 200 recovery… x3, then final 400 I-pace followed by 400 recovery/regroup
3.  Rd 2:  Rinse and Repeat Rd1
4.  Rd 3:  800 I-pace (audible to just do 800 due to time); jog to parking lot

Done!!  I clocked us at 4.75 to 5.25 miles.  EXCELLENT!

Moleskine:
Great morning to spend with you fellas!  I continue to be completely honored and inspired at the guys that are making this a regular part of their workout week… and that is after several tough workouts earlier in the week!

This type of running is soooo beneficial!  You guys ran 2.5 miles at a pace I’m sure you wouldn’t think you could have done 6 months ago!  The recovery time allows you to up the pace during the target portions, which is extremely beneficial in building your body’s stamina and ability to run at a sustained pace.  I’m proud of you guys!

Freedom… you are crushing it!  It is awesome to see how far you have come in the past 6 months!
Huggy Bear… you are crushing it!!  And now you’re adding in Devil’s Turn… it is AWESOME!
Booyah… not only a Mtn Goat regular, but also becoming a regular at Peak Pre-Run.  Just plain grinding it out every week!
Then let me tell you about Kilowatt… He Q’d Peak on Thursday, came to Mountain Goat today on his BIRTHDAY… then is running the Big South 5K on Saturday!  If I could sound like a Gen whatever… that is SICK!  Seriously, I know Kilowatt would have never expected to be doing this level of pace and effort 6-12 months ago.  Keep it going!

We placed iPads at the 200 marks.  I found them to be EXTREMELY helpful, and I hope you did as well.  I will download the same view that Strange Brew used so they will both be full screen.  Look for those in the future!

We are planning to do a timed mile on 10/30.  You guys are going to do AWESOME!  I tell you that only so you will make plans to be there!

Freedom took us out with a great prayer!

Announcements:
1.  Joe Davis Run on 1/9.  Sign-ups will begin in a week or so.
2.  Mud Run sign-ups
3.  Brew Ruck
4.  Christmas Party targeting 2nd week of December (tentative)
5.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY KILOWATT!

Burpees and Running, not much more to say.

9 SOBs enjoyed some cool crisp fall weather and got better before the weekend.

No FNGs, and 2 site FNGs so short disclaimer was provided and off we went.

Quick mosey up Ballantyne Commons Parkway to Premier deck – back left corner stairwell for some burpee / stair suicides.

5 burpees, run up 1 flight of stair, 5 burpees, run back down
5 burpees, run up 2 flight of stair, 5 burpees, run back down
5 burpees, run up 3 flight of stair, 5 burpees, run back down
5 burpees, run up 4 flight of stair, 5 burpees, run back down

Quick mosey to the soccer field next to the parking deck for some escalator work.

5 diamond merkins, 5 jump squats, 5 heels to heaven, 5 burpees, AYG across the soccer field
10 diamond merkins, 10 jump squats, 10 heels to heaven, 10 burpees, AYG across the soccer field
15 diamond merkins, 15 jump squats, 15 heels to heaven, 15 burpees, AYG across the soccer field
20 diamond merkins, 20 jump squats, 20 heels to heaven, 20 burpees, AYG across the soccer field
15 diamond merkins, 15 jump squats, 15 heels to heaven, 15 burpees, AYG across the soccer field
10 diamond merkins, 10 jump squats, 10 heels to heaven, 10 burpees, AYG across the soccer field
5 diamond merkins, 5 jump squats, 5 heels to heaven, 5 burpees. Recover.

Long slow run over to small pond past the Bull Ring, on the right for a The Brave version of the triple nickel.

Run up hill – 5 burpees, run downhill 5 burpees, lap around the lake.
Rinse and repeat 5 times.

Quick Mosey back to launch with some astronomy thrown in free of charge.

Finished.

NMM
Most of this was just recycled from previous workouts of YHC. If it works, why change it. Also, figured it would be the last chance to really get after it before the Mud Run. Doesn’t look like much when its all written down, but it was.

Everyone pushed it hard today – not really much of a six to speak of – great work.

Lots of work was done today: total distance – between 4.0 and 4.2 (some discrepancy between the two site Q’s GPS watches). 170 burpees, 80 diamonds, 80 jump squats and 80 heels to heaven.

Hope everyone got their money’s worth. YHC is still smoked.

Lots of mumble chatter too.

Lots of grumbling about the wet soccer field. It was wetter than normal but not as compared to next week at the Mud Run. That said, Mermaid still let YHC know that YHC got his shoes extremely dirty. Granted it does appear that Ballatyne is very proud of their sprinklers and likes to run them all the time.

The stairs / burpee suicides are always a great crowd pleaser too. Great way to get warmed up.

Not much need for form police today either, everyone brought their A game.

Thanks for allowing YHC to lead you guys around the Gloom this am. It was a privilege

Thats all YHC has – if something was missed, shout out below.

Champagne Out.

When Harry met Valley: The love story continues

 

Things did get hairy quickly in the gloom this morning, but this dirty dozen (thanks Reboot) planted the ShovelFlag and made their statement with some chest and leg fatigue in the Valley.

The Thang:

Warm up

SSH X 30

Squats X 30

Travolta Merkins X 10 – (reach high, reach under, and reach high again, merkin – that’s 1) Alternating arms.

Squat Straddle Hops X 15 – Side straddle hops while in chair/squat position – (Lot’s of Midwife noises)

Mountain Climbers X 20 (Welcome Snooze Button – we are reminded why he’s called that!)

100 Merkin March – Run at 75% from Huntingtowne Farms Elementary to Right on Gone Away and then down to the culd-a-sac cut-threw to Forest Hill.  Only a Half mile, but a hard half mile when you add 100 merkins.  Stop at every street lamp do 10 Merkins – 10 Street lamps total for 100 Merkins.

Plank it out till the 6!  –

  • Right arm high, right leg high
  • Regular
  • Left arm high, left leg high

LBC’s X 20

Mosey to the prayer Garden

Prayer Walk – Walking prayer lunges (LA Freeway) down the path and through the garden.

Dips X 20

Mosey to the parking lot

Suicide Ladder – Suicides to each lamp post with increasing burpees when you get back to home. (I did the measurements for you)

Sprint 30m and back (60m) – 1 Burpee

Sprint 50m and back (100m) – 2 Burpees

Sprint 90m and back (180m) – 3 Burpees

Sprint 130m and back (260m) – 4 Burpees

Sprint 185m and back (370m) – 5 Burpees

If you finished, you sprinted almost 1000m (970) and did 15 burpees

Mosey to the Wall for a leg and shoulder burner series

Wall worms – 3 vertical wall climbs – start in plank and move feet up the wall as hands get closer to wall until you are in “balls to the wall position”

Peoples Chair – Hold for 1 min.

Balls to the Wall X 10  (or as many as you could do)

Singing in the shower X 20 – Peoples Chair with head shoulders knees and toes motions.

Surfer Merkin X 20 (10 each direction) – surfer spin to a merkin – Dizzy! – Feels like a burpee spin or a surfer burpee (how bout Surpee!  I don’t know.  It brought another flop sweat!

One legged peoples Chair – Hold for 1 min – switch legs every 15 seconds

Mosey back to Gone Away

Indian Run back to the Farm

COT

Thanks to Reboot for bringing us out!

Focus today was on Chest, shoulders and legs.  Only ran about 2 miles, but that was because we did a lot to get those Hammys, Pecs, and Delts screaming.  Not to mention the fact that sprinted a good portion of those miles.  Speaking of screaming, I forgot the screamer lunges during the warm up!  Come on back now ya hear and you’ll find out how they got that name!

It was my privilege to lead today gentlemen!  Great group of leaders.

-Slop

A bears gag reflex

Showing up almost late for your VQ does not instill confidence in your PAX – as I could see it in their eyes as I wheeled into the parking lot. Little did they know, I was saving my energy for the pain I was about to bring! That and the fact that my 2.0 bailed on me at the last minute, causing confusion and delay (a little ‘Thomas the Train’ reference there). After a very shortened stretching session (for the Q), the PAX was raring to go – as they could smell blood in the water with the new fish leading things. After a relaxed HairBand mile around the parking lot, we circled up for formalities. My disclaimer of not being a professional, was met with shouts of ‘refund’, but I stayed the course.
Staying true to form, we jumped into some of our mainstays

COP
SSH IC x 35
IW IC x 30
LSS IC x 30

Needing a change of scenery we mosey to the side of school for a little station work:
OYO:
20 Step-ups (10 per/foot)
15 dips
10 merkins
Rinse/repeat x 3
Once completed plank up

Another change of scenery as we mosey back to front of the school, to the HILL:
Pair up
P1 performs LBCs while P2 runs up hill & performs 15 CDDs (1st round)
Flapjack
P1 performs Dollie’s while P2 runs up hill & performs 10 Burpees (2nd round)
Flapjack
P1 performs Freddie Mercuries while P2 runs up hill & performs 20 CDDs (3rd round)
Flapjack
Plank up while waiting for everyone to finish

After a quick 10 count, time to move again.
We line-up single-file for a Lunge-walk to the front of school with a bear-crawl Indian-run to make it a little more interesting (or painful depending on your view of things). Speaking of interesting, the mention of bear prompted CT to share a story of a man fighting off a grizzly bear by sticking his arm down the bear’s throat and choking it. That provided a good diversion from the pain, especially those bear-crawling across the parking lot with no gloves (looking at you LaMont!).

Now at the front of the school, time to grab a wall:
The People’s Chair – air presses x40
TPC – air presses x60
TPC – air presses x80

We return to the original circle area for a few more exercises:
Jack Webbs x 6 (in cadence) – which were deemed Jane Webbs! Thanks HB!
LBCs x 25 (on your own)
Freddie Mercuries IC x25
Dollie’s IC x21

At this point, my queue was completed, but our time wasn’t – as I had dished out all the pain I could! Thanks PAX for letting me lead!

Handing off to Glass Joe to take us through the last 10 minutes!

GJ: I’m still in awe of CTs story (will give it in full below) so I turned to what I know best, it’s time to run.

Mosey to the side of the parking lot to the parking lines: Run forward 2 lines, Back 1 line and continue down the entire length of the parking lot. During this run, Shepherd mentioned burpees. Context forgotten why but nevertheless…

Burpees OYO x 10

Shepherd appeased so let’s do sprints
Sprint from Island to Island AYG x 2. Chatter about having nothing remaining but the PAX ran hard.

Hairband Mile Indian Run at a quicker than normal pace

Circle up for 3 MOM:
Long-Drawn out Protractor
Burpees until CT gets to 10 burpees

Done!

COT
Thanks for letting me take you guys out.

Moleskine
GJ Commentary:
So, let’s get right to it: Do Bears have a gag reflex? CT basically said he had read a story the other day about some guy who was hunting and comes up on a Grizzly bear and gets attacked. While being attacked, he remembers his grandma telling him that large animals have a gag reflex. So, instead of kicking the bear in the jimmy, he stuffs his arm down the bears throat and sure enough, the bear lets him go and runs off. Due to my fear of what googling anything with ‘Gag Reflex’ in it will bring back, I’m going to go with CTs story and just forever believe Bears have a gag reflex.

I have no idea why burpees are such a thing this week but Shepherd apparently didn’t get enough on Tuesday so he asked for some more. Didn’t want to disappoint him but it caused the Hairband exasperated question “Who keeps asking for burpees?” Shepherd does and CT does and I poked the bear earlier in the week and they do have gag reflexes you know so more burpees it is.

Some angry #mumblechatter when I suggested we keep running even after 6:15. Shepherd reminded the crowd that it is named Overdrive after all. TLS threatened to slash my tires for the 2nd time in three weeks so 6:15 it was.

Great work by The Count for his Virgin Q. It was active and the Native American Lunge Walk Bear Crawl led to the greatest story of Overdrive’s history so far. That’s a solid win.

It was awesome to see Hairband pushing the running harder today on those sprints. Good to see that knee getting stronger and stronger.

Great work by site FNG Lamont. He showed up expecting Happy and ended up with a few laughs and lots of pain. Great job pushing through it and hope to see you back.

Who is that blur on those sprints? Oh, that’s just TLS. Brotha has got the sprints mastered.

Shepherd was on it today. Asking for more burpees and more running. That’s how a #respect leads by example. Awesome work.

And CT, thank you. Just thank you!

Appreciate all the hard work and laughs this morning.

#RichardPryor

25 men of questionable judgement posted at the most hilarious Friday workout around.  Some exercised, some rolled over and died.

THE PF CHANG

Mosey (entering the exit mind you, to avoid the #secretstuff hiding on the other side) to the track, continuing for the better part of a lap

COP

  • SSH X 20 IC
  • MC X 20 IC
  • Plank
  • Peter Parker X 20 IC
  • LSS X 20 IC

Slap yo Grandma

  • Choose a partner 1 level uglier than yourself.  I ran solo.
  • Line up at 30
  • P1 runs up Grandma Mt for 10 Merkins / 10 LBC / 10 Jump Squat
  • P2 runs to opposite End Zone
  • I start walkin’ your way, you start walkin’ mine
  • Meet in the middle at that old Georgia Pine for 10 combined burpees
  • Flapjack, P2 runs Grandma, P1 runs to End Zone
  • Repeat set with 16 Merkins, 16 LBC, 16 Jump Squats – then 16 combined burpees
  • Flapjack

Line up on 50 yd line, Bear Crawl race to end zone.  Requested 10 yd head start from DK and Lobster Roll to see if anyone could take them.  Complete chaos – everyone left at random times.  Saw guys walking, running, skipping, prancercising, and one guy riding a camel.

#RichardPryor

Mosey back to the side parking lot.  Some confusion, i.e. “why are we leaving the fancy private school field that I pay for and/or attempt to relive my failed high school athletic dreams on”, but we eventually made it.

20 mins of Hairburners, 3-man grinder teams, rotating exercises while you “rest”.

  • AMRAP Merkins
  • AMRAP LBCs
  • AMRAP Squats
  • AMRAP Russian Twists

Final set was “inchworm style”.  Extremely popular.

5MOM

  • Flutter X 20 IC
  • Dolly X 20 IC
  • Bicycle X 20 IC

DONE

 

THE FRIED PORKSKIN

Wanted to bring out some Fun Friday as some of us continue to mourn for the hilarious days of Kevlar past – hope you boys had a good time out there.

As I continue to go through the list of body parts that I have injured, maimed, or tweaked as I rocket my fitness to stratospheric levels – this week is left foot week.  Slightly hobbled, the hairburners were mostly an effective crutch so that I could bring a difficult workout without having to run the track a lot. From the carnage I saw, looks like it delivered.

It was noted post-workout while scarfing down fried chicken at 6:30AM the reaction of our wives as we make loud painful grunting, moaning, and popping sounds while moving from chair to floor after these workouts.  They truly do not understand the way of the #eliteatheletes that we are all becoming.

As for the title, it is in tribute to Richard Pryor who once (famously) set himself on fire after freebasing cocaine and drinking 151-proof rum.  Although there were no confirmed self-conflagrations, we were getting some pretty distinct burning smells from the parking lot towards the end.  I think I also saw Header snorting some unsugared orange Kool Aid mix with a Capri Sun chaser (ripped the top right off, no straw).  Things were getting little dangerous out there.

Some of the newer guys had not done the plates before.  Saw BOGO, Bounce, and Beaufort T. have a fantastic time out there.

Cobains to Icicle for having to endure a very similar workout on Monday in Mint Hill.  Hey, I did it too.

 

 

  • Horsehead