Date: 2024-03-19 AO: bagpipe Q: wildturkey , picasso, Roulette, Rousey, Starch, Pilgrim, teddyf3 PAX: picasso, Roulette, Rousey, teddyf3, Pilgrim, Starch FNGs: None COUNT: 7 The Tales of our Barbarian Rage!
The veil between worlds thinned this morning as Wild Turkey led you warriors on a savage pilgrimage. We gathered beneath the brooding shadow of Stonehenge for a primal warm-up and a burpee descent into the fires of exertion.
Sweat slicked your brows as we charged like a barbarian horde to the parking deck. There, atop this concrete cairn, we channeled the fury of a thousand battles with Mike Tyson push-ups that would rattle the very foundations. Donkey kicks lashed out like the hooves of maddened steeds, squats mimicked the thunderous stomps of giants, and lunges tested your balance like navigating treacherous mountain passes.
The final challenge awaited! We ascended the hill in an Indian Run, a single-file serpent coiling its way upwards, a testament to our unyielding will. Returning to Stonehenge, we descended once more into the burpee inferno, purging any weakness from our primal forms.
**Words of Might:**
Heed your limits, warriors, but push them ever further! Modifications are for the weak-willed, not those who dwell in the F3. This is a test of your mettle, a forging in the fires of pain that will leave you stronger, harder, more barbarian than ever before!
**Circle of Trust:**
Gather close, brothers, and share the tales of your conquest. Let the echoes of your grunts and the tremors of the earth from your squats reverberate through the COT.
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