Shepherd and I ran the Common Heart Firecracker 5K the day before and then afterwards, there was a wheelbarrow race which Shep and I entered. We lost. To a F3 2.0. I told him before we started that we better not lose. Yes, so Shep may have been 40 years older than the 2.0. No excuses. Only pain due to training.
Mosey to the side road with a ride-by from Barney doing his best Police Academy training techniques and getting the neighborhood dogs riled up.
COP
SSH IC x20
IW IC x20
Windmill IC x10
3 count Low, Slow Squats IC x10
Side Road Partner wheelbarrows with FlapJacks as needed (or by the islands along the road). What better way to move the crowd and train to beat 2.0s in wheelbarrows than just doing it along the entire side road. Plank until everyone finishes.
Now that we have ruined shoulders, added some hand blisters (at least I did) and generally regretted the last few bit of life, let’s mosey over to the hill.
3 rounds of 7. Did I say 3? Meant 4.
Merkins/CDDs
LBCs/Heels to Heaven
Squats/Dolly
Burpees at the bottom with a run to the top
At some point, HB joins us during 7s. After taking a long time to get out of his car after already being late and then stopping for a while as we wondered who it was. Better late than never I guess.
Mosey to the wall beside the bathroom.
TPC w/ Air Presses combos/ Donkey Kicks
25/15
50/20
75/25
100/30
125/35 (oops, 130 – apologies)
Mosey back to the cars
4MOM
Flutter IC x25
Dolly IC x25
LBC IC x10/LBC 3 count x10
Rosalita En Espanol IC x10
DONE
COT
Prayers for HBs job search
GJ’s wife for a clean MRI on her spine Thursday
Thanks to Shepherd for taking us out.
Moleskine
– Not quite as humid as last week but still a lot of sweat dripping and some great sweat angels at the end of Mary.
– I heard complaining during the Wheelbarrow training. This is good. Though Bernanke forgetting gloves was not good.
– HB should have had to bear crawl the entire road to make up for being late. It’s only fair.
– Tough work out there by everyone. The hill is a good hill for 7s. I promise I wasn’t making it longer but it really did seem like it was getting longer. Or maybe we were just getting tired. Maybe
– Glad everyone came out as the 4th could have given you an excuse for fartsacking but you men correctly refused the fartsack.
– I am convinced we will win the wheelbarrow race next year. #noexcuses
Thanks for letting me lead!
Glass Joe
While most still lay passed out on the pool deck, surrounded by empty red solo cups and bottle rocket debris, 9 men showed for the post-Independence Day edition of #F3FastTwitch.
The Thang
Mosey lap around the parking lot to make sure we had everyone then down to the track we went. Yes, the track.
Moleskine
I had this plan to surprise the pax with a turn down to the track after the parking lot mosey lap…but TR asked me out the gate what we were doing and how far we were going and I had to come clean with the plan.
The original plan was for speed work offsite somewhere. But Hairball texted me yesterday saying he wouldn’t mind some track work. I obliged. Even texted him back the plan. He said it sounded awful and that he was in for it…then he and Gerber did their own workout. Apparently they couldn’t handle the mental strain of repeating 400s for the hour…had to throw in 600s and 800s for ease.
We were in closer proximity to one another on the track than in Raintree but, oddly enough, this workout felt lonelier than most. Worst case: I needed a hug. Best case: I wanted to die.
Nice battle to the end out there by all the guys, especially Pro. Found him curled up in turn 4 at about 0555 repeating the question “is it time yet? is it time yet?” He gathered himself and closed out another couple rounds.
Solid takeout by Madison.
Announcements
Sign up for #F3Golf. Now.
The track sucks.
8 pax met up on the last day of June for a lot of swings, with some other exercises worked in for variety.
Veteran crew, so a minimal disclaimer was applied.
Circle up for COP:
Swing set warm up:
Single KB work:
Repeato
Partner up for double KB work:
Repeato
Thanks to Freedom for the takeout.
Moleskine:
Announcements:
Independence Day – nothing more American than celebrating our freedom, and lots of Old Glory flying this weekend.
US Flag has 13 stripes on and 50 stars. We’re going 13 exercises and 50 reps of each.
Run the Chadwyck mile.
50 reps of each of the following 13 exercises in order:
Run the Chadwyck mile again.
Fin.
http://f3nation.com/2016/06/30/preblast-fartlek/
If the Fartlek is Swedish for “speed play”, then YHC is thankful that KonstigtBrew and ViktminskningDryck let a Flaskkorv lead on this day.
The THANG:
Moleskin:
Announcements:
This week #F3Dads Ballantyne (#SOBDads) will meet in sunny South Carolina for a different sort of workout. It was decided by the #SOBDads board that it would be a good idea to mix things up a bit to usher in the hot and vacation filled month of July. This is that workout!
At 9:00 am Saturday July 9, the #SOBDads will convene at Honey Bee’s Neighborhood Park / Pool for a workout and some games in the water. The workout should last 45 min and the pool times another 45 min. Once the coordinated activities are complete, we can stay around and swim for a bit until the Saturday pool rush hits. See below for the pertinent details.
Where: 4021 Granite Circle, Fort Mill, SC 29707 Map (if you get there and don’t see the pool parking lot, keep driving around the circle until you find it – Google is acting funny)
When: 9:00 – 10:30 am Saturday July 9, 2016
What: 45 minute #SOBDads workout / 45 minute pool times
What to bring: Swimwear already on, sunscreen already applied, any pool paraphernalia (goggles, floaties, towels, etc) can be dropped off at the pool area prior to the beginning of the workout.
A word of caution: Even though F3 workouts would not be complete without an element of danger, we will be around a pool with kids. You are responsible for your 2.0’s and there is not a lifeguard on duty. Bring whatever Power Rangers / Barbie flotation devices and/or pink sparkly goggles you or your 2.0’s may need to feel comfortable in the water.
I hope you and you 2.0’s can make it. Please comment below or email jlevins9@hotmail.com if you are coming to get an accurate idea of attendance.
Overview of July – August events for #SOBDads
July 9 – Honey Bee – F3 Pool Times
July 16 – JRR Tolkien
July 23 – NFL Play 60 at Panthers Practice Field
July 30 – Wild Turkey
Aug 6 – Bratwurst and Howie
Aug 12-14 – F3 Dads Camp
9 men gathered slogged through the humidity to prove their physical prowess. Here’s what we did.
The thang
Mosey one lap around the track to warm up
Meet at the basketball court for COP
SSH x 20
Merkins x 15
Squats (Q calls down and up) x 10
Mosey over to the hill at Carswell and Bevington for a triple nickel
Jump squats at the bottom
Hand-release merkins at the top
Mosey back to base, gathering at the brick wall
Get in people’s chair, and slide in squat position to the end of the wall
The long set:
1 x squat
1 x merkin
1 x lunge each leg
1 x burpee
After completing, do 2 of each exercise, then 3. And so on and so forth. Most people got to 11 or 12.
2 min water break — this is high intensity, so hydration is key
Mosey down the the basketball court for some drills.
Right-handed layup x 3
Left-handed layup x 3
Foul line extended jump shot x 1
If you miss, 5 x merkins
Get your rebound, pass to the next man, run to the opposite baseline and get back in line
Now that everyone’s properly warmed up, hit the foul line.
Everybody shoots a foul shot.
If made, group does 5 x merkins
If missed, group does a traditional basketball court suicide sprint
We did 7 suicides.
COT
Naked Moleskine
–The group really missed Spackler today but luckily several members of the pax were able to do dead-on impressions. Numerous refusenik fake-outs and references to previous night’s debauchery. I felt right at home.
–Judging by the hoops talent on display here, the Day Zero fellas would clean up in an Area 51 basketball tournament. Some real Larry Birds here. Red Rocks has some serious ups.
–Great work by the pax pushing through the squat/merkin/lunge/burpee set. People started complaining after literally 2 minutes, but we got through about 15 mins total. I personally witnessed everyone giving it all they got #ISI
–We got in somewhere around 3 miles total.
Thanks as always for the opportunity to lead.
Tuesday’s morning speedfest took on new ground on June 28th. With a PREBLAST hinting of a workout we haven’t seen for a while, it was sure to bring something new.
The THANG:
The Moleskin:
Announcements:
Nine men gathered in a church parking lot this morning. I was coming off my own version of the Griswold vacation, so I needed a tough workout. Check.
Yog over to the grassy field, mixing in a little carioca and backwards running. Apparently Calvary is trying to turn the soccer field into a swamp, so we relocated to the top of the little hill for an old school COP.
10 burpees, SSH
9 burpees, IW, etc. all the way down to 1 burpee and lunges. Good times.
Convene for People’s Chair on the wall of the hotbox. On my signal, run over and touch the church, then come back here for more PC (about .25 miles round trip). PC for a minute, then run to the church again but PC there. Then run back to the hotbox.
Gather in the hotbox. Oh look, a water fountain. Select a bench. Right leg step ups, left leg.
10x incline merkins, run and touch the first trash can on the ramp there.
10x decline merkins, run and touch the second trash can. Continue for all six trash cans.
Recover with more leg work – step ups, lunges, calf raises (that’s right, but no arm circles).
Slow mosey over to the rock pile. Select a rock you’d be proud to show off. 15x curls then run to that sign over there and back. 15x overhead press and touch the sign. Audible so we can move on to..
Partner up for Catch Me If You Can. Partner 1 takes off with the rock counter-clockwise around the church. Partner 2 does 10 merkins and then chases down Partner 1. Flapjack around the church and back to the rockpile. Ugh. Collapse in the shade for five minutes of mary. AYG (which wasn’t much) back to the cars. Done.
That seemed terrible. I was dripping sweat after the first round of burpees. Nemo (15) was killing it all morning, making ETrade work to try to stay in front. Great work by all the guys to grind out a tough workout on a tough morning.
Announcements:
Convergence on Monday, 7/4 at South Charlotte Middle School at 7:00 am.
After Pele secured the perimeter (pre-run), the PAX began to assemble for the hybrid workout that is Ascent/Olympus.
YHC offered some rambling intro/disclaimer and then we were off. Well, actually we just stood in a circle at first. Here’s what went down:
COP:
SSH – 20 IC
IW – 20 IC
LSS – 10 IC
Arm Circles – 10 forward, 10 reverse OYO
Slow Merkins (Slerkins) – 10 IC
Grab all KBs and mosey to near side of field for the MAIN THANG:
5x5s – 5 Rounds @ 5 minutes per round do as many rotations as possible per each 5 minute period:
Round 1: 10 Two-Handed KB Swings, run to other end of field, 1 Burpees, run back. Repeato +10 swings, +1 burpee
Round 2: 10 Push Presses, 5 high pulls per side, 10 bicep curls, continue w/same movements
Round 3:, 10 Goblet Squats, run to other end, 5 Merkins, run back. Repeato +5 squats, +2 Merkins
Round 4:, 10 Good Mornings, run to pullup bars, 5 pullups, run back. Repeato +2 GMs, +1 P
Round 5: Viking Press (5/side), run to half-field, 10 dead bugs (R+L=2), run back. Repeato
Grab all KBs and mosey to small track
Split into groups of 3 (speed/size do not matter) for a set of grinders with a called KB exercise at each end. P1 carries KB to the opposite end of the track (End B). P3 begins performing called exercise (End A). When reaching opposite end P1 performs called exercise. P2 runs around track back to P1. When P2 completes full lap, P2 takes over exercise and P1 runs to P3. Complete circuit until each pax completes exercises on both ends of track. Repeat with 2nd called exercise
TIME!
COT
Announcements:
Convergence for Independence Day @ South Charlotte Middle @ 7:00
Pool Party Aug 20. Details/signup: http://f3nation.com/2016/06/29/end-of-summer-pool-party/
Moleskin:
YHC had planned for a complete breakfast of kettlebells and running, with enough added nutrition to keep everyone full until Monday. I don’t think anyone left hungry.
Apologies for the confusing start of the grinders, but as someone predicted, after a lap or so, everyone figured out how it worked. Thankfully, we had a number of men that was evenly divisible by 3.
T-claps to Dora for helping encourage and educate.
T-claps to High Tide, too, for bringing enough extras for all the non-KB-owning PAX to have one. (We won’t mention his post-COT arrival.)
This has got to be the most humid morning of the year, but we didn’t lose anyone, which speaks volumes to the men who came and pushed their limits this morning. Outstanding work by everyone.
Have a great holiday weekend.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!