Rock n Roll Express

Rock n Roll Express

The dynamic duo on Q. Or the dysfunctional duo. Either way, it’s EE and I. Backwards 5Ks, Way too long Hairburner miles, what will it be. Actually, where is EE is the better question?

Pre-Thang
EE, Short Circuit and Glass Joe for 5+ miles of much humidity

The Thang
Off we go without my partner Q. I’m sure he’ll show up and stay at Bojangles lowering their score.

Mosey to virtual flag for
COP
SSH IC x20
IW IC x20
Windmill IC x10
3 count merkins IC x10
Burpees OYO x10

Mosey to football practice field
Karaoke Left/Right across and back
High Knees/Buttkickers
Partner Wheelbarrow and Flapjack mid-way across
Bear Crawl/Crab Walk combo back

Mosey to rock pile for a rock your M would be proud of
P1 does rock exercises while P2 runs 75% across the field to the tall stand and back. Flapjack
Been a few days but here is what I remember:
Curls
Triceps
Rock Merkins
Greg Louganis (situp w/ rock press)
Flutter Press
Hold your rock in front of you as long as possible.

Water break and handing it over to EE

Mosey to Restroom Building close by

PC w/ 100 AP
BTW Wall Walks Right while PAX rotate in walking plank until their turn at wall
PC w/ 100 AP
BTW Wall Walks Left while PAX rotate in walking plank until their turn at wall

Was going to try Bermuda Triangle Starfish, but was too tired so I Copied and continued on with GJ’s Rock-n-Roll Partner workout:
Round 1: P1 – Ground to Overhead Rock Presses w/ P2 Runs
Flapjack
Round 2: P1 – BombJacks w/ P2 Runs
Flapjack
Round 3: P1 – Rock LSS w/ P2 Runs
Flapjack
Round 4: P1 – Burpees w/ P2 Runs
Flapjack

Return Rock to the Rock Pile
Mosey to SVMS parking lot for:

2MOM:
15 x Flutter IC – HOLD FEET UP
15 x Dolly IC – HOLD FEET UP
15 x Rosilitas IC – HOLD FEET UP
VARIOUS PROTRACTOR

DONE!

COT
Prayers for HBs job
Prayers for GJs M
Prayers for The Counts Mom
Thanks to Hairband for taking us out.

Moleskine
– Humid, sunny and hot makes for a tough combo.
– Add a pre-run and it just sucks
– Smokey died three times during this workout thanks to a virus. Literally died
– At one point we wondered where Smokey was at and realized he was still sitting near the bathroom. Sort of like smelling salts. He seemed more awake after sitting there for a while. Was EE there previously?
– Speaking of EE, he was apparently in a line for the single stall at Bo. Or he got a double Bo to Go. Not sure but apparently, he figured Bo was the only spot with a bathroom and McDs/HT/Convenient Store just won’t work.
– Great work by everyone.
– This BB is late due to EE which is actually very consistent of him for this workout.

Thanks for letting us lead!

Glass Joe

Do as I Q, Not as I Do

I’ve been fighting an ankle injury the last three weeks or so and the dr. requested I not run the next several days(dry needling hurts,) so I tried to come up with something that didn’t involve a lot of running and I was unsuccessful.  Just because I’m not able to run doesn’t mean the PAX have to suffer.

 

Disclaimer was given and Nomad led the pax on a mosey to the FBC Matthews Parking lot for COP.

 

x25 IW

x10 Merkins

x15 Peter Parkers

x8 Merkins

x15 right legged SSH

x6 Merkins

x15 left legged SSH

4 Merkins

x 25 Windmill

2 Merkins

 

Walk to the bottom of the FBC lot, lunch walk to the top.

Get in down dog, stretch out the calves/hammies and since you’re down there, go ahead and bear crawl back down to the bottom.

 

Mosey over to mini track for plank-o-rama courtesty of Slim-Fast

 

Pick a playground spot, do 6 Pullups and one lap, then 4 Pullups and one lap, then two pullups and one lap.

LBC IC x10 Three ways.  Regular, legs straight up and legs straight up with feet shoulder length apart.  It hurts.

Back to the playground for 10 CDDs followed by a lap thrice.

 

Mosey to wall for one round of the people’s chair with 75 air presses counted in a civilian manner.

 

Mosey to parking lot for 8-10 minutes of stretching/light yoga.

 

 

Moleskin:

Thanks to the PAX for letting YHC do a bunch of planks/merkins instead of run today.  Sensei filled in for me last week and I was tired of a bum leg slowing me down so it was wonderful to be out there today.  1.8 Miles was the total for those that ran.  Snoopy cramped up and bowed out early.  Hope the calf isn’t too bad, sir.

It was nice to have FNG Bambi out today.  He came solo which was cool.  He also crushed the workout pretty well, too.  He’s a UGA supporter and likes to deer hunt, thus his name.

Nothing to See Here

4 veteran / seasoned pax decided to post DaVinci and get better this weekend.
Hard work was done and the Pax were better for it.
If you weren’t there – you have no idea what you missed.
Post next time and you will find out.

Annoucements:

F3 Golf – July 29th.
F3 Dads Camp – August 12th and 13th.
Area 51 / SOB Pool Party – Aug 20th at Candlewyck pool – 4-7+ More info to follow.

Seeing Stars… & Rainbows!

An even dozen fine men came to get stronger in every way.

Here’s what we did:
Warmup –

20 – 2H Swings, 20 IW, 10 Burpees, KB Overhead presses, 20 Merkins, 20 MTN Climbers, C+P 5ea, Double lunge 5ea, Windmill 5ea,

Deciding that we were adequately warmed up we moved into the main thang:

Complete 10 Reps each side of the following:

  • C&P
  • Double Lunge – forward lunge, reverse lunge w/ KB racked
  • Single Leg Deadlift
  • Squat – KB racked
  • Windmills

Complete 20 Reps of each:

  • Burpees
  • MTN Climbers
  • Jump Squats
  • 2 Handed Swings
  • High Pulls – 10 each side

Repeato that whole set.

Ab shred:
LBC, Flutter press, Russian Twists, Skull Crushers

Finish up with:

20 1-arm alternating KB Swings

20 Merkins

20 2-handed swings

DUN!

The Naked Man Moleskin:

  • I’m still lightheaded and trying to cool down 5 hours later.
  • There was very little chatter this morning as we got right into it.
  • I tried to give us a split workout of anaerobic followed by aerobic activity.  I think it worked as I was spent by the time we started round 2.  I was actually planning on 3 rounds but thankfully time and my seeing stars blocked that from happening.
  • It was awesome to have Destiny back with us.  We will continue to pray for your healing and strength!
  • Thank you to Young Love for taking us out.
  • God blessed us with a beautiful sunrise and a miraculous rainbow to remind us of His glory!

Announcements:

F3 Golf – sign up @ F3golf.com

End of Summer Pool party – Aug 20th @ Candlewyck – look for info online

 

Hydra 7/7

YHC arrived at 5:25 to see that only 3 other pax had shown up. Not to worry, though, as six more would roll in on two wheels right at 5:30 giving us an even 10. Veteran crew with no new faces so short disclaimer given and off we went.

Run down Rea to the Harris Teeter shopping center, circle up in the back parking lot by the office building.
SSH x 20 IC
25 Merkins OYO
IW x 20 IC
25 diamond Merkins OYO
Low slow squat x 15 IC
25 wide arm Merkins OYO

Head out to Colony and hang the first right onto Stonecroft Park, then right on Corwallis Camp, right on Wessynton, and right on Summerlin back to Rea, stopping at each corner to keep together. 20 jump squats at the first corner, 20 merkins at the next, repeat at each corner until we get to Rea.

Head back to the school and back to the concession stand. Partner up.

Round 1 – P1 runs to the back football field for 10 burpees, P2 runs to the playground for 10 pull-ups. Return to concession stand for 10 hand slap Merkins. Flapjack and then plank when done.

Round 2 – P1 runs to baseball field for 10 lunges each leg, P2 run opposite way for 30 Carolina dry docks. Return to concession stand for 10 hand slap Merkins. Flapjack and plank when done.

Mosey to small football field for partner sprints. P1 AYG sprint to the batting cages, do 10 merkins, and sprint back while P2 does LBC’s. Flapjack, then repeat x 2 with dollies and flutters.

Circle up in the field for a couple minutes of Mary:
Russian twists
Heels to Heaven
Rosalita

Mosey back to parking lot.

DONE

MOLESKIN
Nice work today. It was a little less humid so it made for a great workout. I thought we were going to have a small group at first, then the cavalry arrived just in time. Great effort by everyone, especially Spackler, who managed to do at least 1 rep of each exercise. Semi Gloss found that there’s a bathroom at Hydra too, although not sure if he was able to get in there. Maybe now he’ll post every week. Thanks to all the pax for letting me lead, always a pleasure. And thanks to Semi Gloss for the takeout.

ANNOUNCEMENTS
F3 Golf – sign up already if you’re playing, and whether you’re playing or not, Hydra is sponsoring a hole so we need donations from the Hydra Pax. I know we can easily round up enough money to cover the $100 cost, and hopefully more. This is your chance to give to someone else what F3 has given you, as all proceeds go to the F3 Leap Expansion program. All donation amounts are welcome, however large or small. Let’s show the other Thursday workouts that #F3Hydra is not only the toughest workout in A51, but also the most generous.

There’s GOLD in them thar Hills!

9 PAX arose on Tuesday with a simple #F3Swift Preblast (if they even found it on Twitter), but still posted anyway for what was to come over the next hour.

The THANG:

  • 0500 – Prerun with Bunker, WildTurkey, and Bratwurst.  Even though it’s the smallest turnout in a while, the miles still counted.  Traditional route.
  • 0515 – Gather rest of the PAX and head towards the Ballantyne Country Club East via the hotel parking lot and Ballantyne Commons Dr.  Pass just through 1mi mosey and start warmup exercises on the “Snoopy” hill (there is a Christmas display in a yard along the hill that involves Peanut characters.
  • 0530 – Finish mosey to the bottom of the “Bean” section of the hill (well at least it was near the hill that Bean knows up and close).  Start some rounds of 30-30-1 effort.
    • Just hills – 30 second R-pace effort (1 mile race pace) up the hill, recover down.  30 second R-pace effort up the hill, recover down.  1 minute R-pace effort up the hill, recover down.
    • Mix it up – Backwards run up to where you ended 30 seconds on prior round, recover down.  30 second R-pace effort up the hill, recover down.  1 minute Bounding up the hill, recover down.
    • Just hills – 30 second R-pace effort (1 mile race pace) up the hill, recover down.  30 second R-pace effort up the hill, recover down.  1 minute R-pace effort up the hill, recover to regroup and move to upper “Snoopy” section of the hill.
    • Mix it up on the Snoopy hill – Backwards run 30 seconds (call out the speed bump when you get there), recover down.  30 second R-pace effort up the hill, recover down.  1 minute Bounding up the hill, recover out to Ballantyne Commons Dr near Premier Building.
  • 0603 – Progression run back to the Vine.  Take the long way (via Ballantyne Corp and pass Aloft, SPX) or the short way (Ballantyne hotel), but make an effort to pick up the Pace each 60 seconds.  Start slow, try for a 15-20 second increase in pace, and meet back at the Vine.
  • COT

The Moleskin:

  • Let’s start with how we ended.  60 seconds of progression interval on a mile and a half run means about 10-12 intervals where you’re supposed to find more speed.  Total Q-fail on this one.  Normally Progression Run we’ve done is to pickup the pace every 400m, but since we didn’t have a track, Q figured that 60 seconds should be easier to track on the watch.  Not a bad interval to have, but Pace pickup guidelines failed.  If you started at a 8:00 pace, and had 10 pickups to do of :15 seconds/mi of pace, that meant you would have been running 5:30/mi by the end and still not done with 2mi.  So, not surprising when we hit the hill by Sara’s Y that Q called it quits (for the benefit of the PAX of course) on the Progression when we were only 1.2mi into it.  However, Bunker and Haggis didn’t get the signal to slow it down completely until in to COT.  Bunker kept pulling away from the moseying PAX, and of course Haggis couldn’t take it so coerced YHC into a final 30 second Sprint.  We still didn’t catch Bunker, but all 9 PAX were found at COT.
  • 30-30-1 Hill repeats have been done before, and we’ve even done a little of the mixture with other strength building before, but it felt like everything combined made a good Hill workout.  Backwards run especially hits the Quads, but also other muscles not normally stressed in the same way.  Bounding felt fine the first time, but by the last time, there wasn’t much vertical left for the final half.  If YHC had one of those fancy new Garmins that shows vertical oscillations, it would have looked like a Sine wave with amplitude gradually decreasing to zero.
  • The PAX that did turn out on Tuesday got a treat with a moderate breeze on an otherwise stifling humidity, low car traffic (maybe only one the whole morning?) on the Snoopy and Bean sections of the Hill, not too many road obstacles (save for the speed hump on one backwards run), and not too much traffic on the road home.  What wasn’t a treat, but felt like it had good variety, were the actual hills and run home.  Good running fast/quick, and then holding the speed.
  • Cheddar showing the endurance on the Progression Run that’s sure to sustain him at the Grandfather Mountain Marathon this Saturday.  So much for a taper…
  • OneNiner, don’t understand why he didn’t wear a weight vest, strong on the Hills.
  • WildTurkey, Mr. Consistency, forming himself into a runner with his own clicking cadence to remind him of pace (is that a shoe, keys, or a knee sound?)
  • NardDog, keeps coming back for some more even after last week’s long intervals.  Strong on the Progression Run as well.
  • FireHazard, who could probably show some cool vertical oscillations, cadence, and stride length, confused his watch into thinking he had transformed into a gazelle.
  • Tootie, who likely had to put earmuffs on his 2.0 to get her to sleep through the night with all of the fireworks, still made it out and pushed through the suck of the morning.
  • To the 8 who showed up, thank you for following the madness and the privilege to do the workout with you.  To the others that are waiting to post at Swift, we’re here every week.
  • 800s around the Bull Ring next week.  You vs. you.

 

Minimal ‘horn

Aimed for lots of movement, lots of muscle body areas. Used Murderhorn as means to an end, not too heavy there hopefully.

Mosey to front of Smoke, circle up:
-Bulgarian Ball Busters 15
-SS Hop 20
-Emp Walker 15
-Peter Parker 15
-Merkin 15
-LBC 15
-LowSlowSquat 12

Mosey to parking lot by JerseyMikes, do laps around 2 islands:
-High Knees there, side shuffle over, backpedal back, shuffle over (x3)
-Buttkicks there, Carioca over, backpedal back, Carioca over (x3)

Mosey to Murderhorn- 7 Burbees OYO (8 for peanut gallery)
-run to bottom rock pile, but on the way 25 Wide Merkins and 25 Lunges.
-rock pile, each take lifting rock, round robin pick an exersise x12 reps either civilian or cadence- I think it went Rows-Shoulder Press-Russian Twist-Tricepts-Curls-1Arm Press-UnevenMerkin-Heals2Heaven (great creativity!).
-Back up Murderhorn but along way do 25 Diamond Merkins and 25 Jump Squats.

Back toward base parking lot, Partner Up…12 Ab/Leg Throw Downs, flap jack, run to other area, 12 Derkins off partners back, flap jack (x3)

Circle up for some back plank, then Mary-Heals2Heaven, Jack Knife, Freddy Mercury.

Great morning and group. Several comments of needing to “sweat out” vacations. Thanks for playing along with picking the next exercises (rocks, Mary…Fireman Ed was eager and I appreciate it). Biggest rock was Crab Cake…tough for 1 arm shoulder press (Loogi’s pick). Awesome seeing the flag back especially this week. Thanks Heartbreaker for sporting the Bucky garb!

Not many announcements-F3 Golf. Also Paper Jam Q DaVinci Satutday (7am…awesome site if you have it been out-when I’m in town that’s my common spot)

Thanks Adobe for taking us out COT.

Honor to lead.

Parading the Parking Lot Perimeter

I was invited to Q at Arsenal. I’ve posted there a handful of times and I know it’s tons of real estate, hills, fields, tables, walls, the whole deal. Thin Mint posted today because he heard it was such good AO. Sorry to disappoint, we stayed in the parking lot.

Warm-up
A short jaunt half-way round the school led to our circle time.

Side straddle hops x 20
Imperial walkers x 15
Low, slow squats x 20
Mountain Merkins x 20

The Beast
6 cones, 6 exercises at each cone, 6 rounds
R1 – Scorpion Carolina dry docks
R2 – Bomb squats
R3 – Hand-release merkins
R4 – American hammer
R5 – Dolly
R6 – Kracken burpees (hand release)

Between rounds we enjoyed some plank-based torture

We ran back to the front of the school to the brick walls
R1 – 7 muscle ups on the wall, 7 donkey kicks, run to the burm and back.
R2 – 14 muscle ups on the wall, 14 donkey kicks, run to the burm and back.
R1 – 21 muscle ups on the wall, 21 donkey kicks, run to the burm and back.

Mary
LBCs x 20
Rosalita x 20
Sid the Kid 10/reverse 10
Box cutter x 15

We fnished the workout with a few rounds of time bomb burpees

Moleskine
It was great to be back in Indianland. It was a good crew and the mumblechatter was all in good fun. Thanks to fellow SOB Thin Mint for coming out. No surprise, he lead the way. #toughcookie Ringer was never far behind and Chicken Hawk and the Riddler came up with nice burpee varations.

Announcements
f3golf.com
A new AO in Lancaster, SC is on its way
A special prayer request goes out to Riddler’s wife and thier new dog.

Murderhorn at the Maul

The Thang…

The clock struck 5:30 and we were off to the COP to warmup in front of the movie theater.

SSH x 20 ic

Merkins x 9 ic

We then moseyed over to the murderhorn where we would complete 3 rounds.

Round 1: 15 Squats (watch the form) then down the murderhorn and 15 burpees.

Round 2: back up the ‘horn for 10 squats then down and 10 burpees

Round 3: Up the ‘horn one more time for 5 squats and then 5 burpees at the bottom

When you are done catch up with the six and finish with them or do some Mary at the bottom of the hill.

Mosey over to the park and split into 2 teams after some Mary.

First team does 15 pull-ups (aided or unaided) and 30 merkins.

Second Team does 10 step-ups each leg and 30 dips.

Flapjack then meet in the middle.

Head back to the bottom of the Murderhorn for some plank work waiting for the 6.

Then complete 10 burpees and head to the top of the murderhorn for some mary while the pax congregated.

Next over to the hill behind the theater for a short triple nickel (5 squats at the bottom, 5 merkins at the top, 5 rounds).

Then over to do some suicides and then 4 minutes of Mary.

Done.

Moleskin…

I was hoping Fraiser was going to do some running at the Maul today as I am not ready for my impending races. I gave him a shout and he let me know that I could do all the running I wanted if I would Q since he would not be able too.

Worked for me. So I figured we would spend some time on the Murderhorn. There was a great effort by the PAX on this horribly muggy morning. Squid was out in front as usual followed closely by Cold Cuts. It was great to see Philmont and Burn Out again (Philmont is back from a hiatus and Burn Out is getting ready for a Go Ruck). There were definitely other solid efforts out there, everyone was pushing hard. Unfortunately, I had my head down most of the time to try to catch my breath.

Thanks to Poptart and Heartbreaker for leading some of the Mary while I recovered.

As always it was a pleasure to lead a fine group of men.

 

 

 

 

 

BRR Field Trip

YHC felt inspired last night…enough so that I actually wrote a pre-blast.  A few more men read it and felt inspired to post to what was a very un-Charge-like work out.  YHC planted the virtual shovel-flag (left the real one at home), disclaimed the pax, and we were off!  We departed from Providence Day School and made our way to YHC’s neighborhood of 16 years, Stonehaven.  We stopped a few times along the way to keep the pax together doing things like imperial walkers, squats, mountain climbers, and LBCs.  We weaved through the neighborhood to get to our final destination, all the while hearing reminders about how this is a 45 minute bootcamp.  What can I say…it’s BRR season and I wanted to give the pax the opportunity to experience how I get my sad clown hill runs.  It’s a near 1/4 mile, 8% hill on a stretch of Rocky Falls Rd.

When we arrived at the top of the hill, YHC gave the following instructions.

  • Run about 1/4 mile to the bottom of Rocky Falls
  • 10 merkins at the bottom
  • Run back to the Charter intersection at the top of the hill
  • Repeato 3x or as much as you can do

I think everyone got in at least 3 hill repeats, Pro and Babyface got in an extra half, and Lee got in four (nice work!).

At about 6am we departed the hill at Rocky Falls, passed YHC’s humble abode (no bathroom requests from the pax), and made our way back to PDS.  We did some more squats, imperial walkers and LBCs on the way.  Also a Sir Topham Hat “sad clown” sighting along the way.

Arriving back at the launch point, we finished with some Mary – flutters, dolly, freddy mercury.

Moleskin:

  • Huddle is probably still roaming Stonehaven as you read this.  We lost him on our way into Stonehaven.
  • Good to see Lee on his FNG post to The Charge.  He talked about how he’d heard so much about the great AO…unfortunately he got to see none of it today.  Come back Lee!  We promise everything you heard was true.
  • Gummy and Prohibition were inspired by the pre-blast.  One mention of hills and they come a runnin’!
  • Nice to see Winterplace back out in the gloom this morning after a bit of a hiatus. He’s been doing cross-fit and jiu-jitsu.  Apparently he likes paying for his workouts and then beating people up afterward.  We’ll be looking for his next Q to be original!
  • Major t-claps to Backup for bringing his Yeti full of water today so we could rehydrate.  I think I speak for all when I say we left a lot out on the course today.  Thanks brother!

Announcements:

  • F3Golf.com – Register to play in the F3 Golf Tournament on 7/29.  $100 per entrant.  Proceeds toward F3 Expansion.