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An Ode to Foul Ball

16 men found their way to #F3daVinci from regions near and far *based solely on the legend of YHC’s Q-ing prowess.

  • No facts were provided at the time of this writing to dispute this claim

COP

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • IW x 20 IC
  • MC x 20 IC

The Thang

Mosey to Blakeney playground.  10 pull-ups.  Bear crawl up incline path.

Find a wall.  Perform 1 jump-up, then 1 incline merkin.  2 jump-ups, then 2 incline merkins.  Keep going up to 10.

Mosey to retaining wall near Blakeney Heath Rd.  Muscle-up and stand on wall x 10.

At this point it was 7:12AM and the Stonehenge double downers rolled up.  Non-DD-ers circled back to the fountain area to collect them.  Greetings, introductions, hugs, 1 or 2 butterfly kisses.  3 TOPS.

Mosey behind Target for suicides.  Run to each of 6 giant lamp post and back to starting lamp post.  15 merkins every time at starting point.  Mary while waiting for 6.

Mosey through Target paking lot, stopping for 20 supine pull-ups at cart corral.

Continue towards courtyard area.  People’s chair in tunnel for 6 and instruction.

Introducing: The Burp & Perp

  • Partner up.  Team must complete 100 cumulative burpees.  While 1 partner is performing burpees, the perpetrator must straddle one of the Blakeney lamp posts, feet off the ground.  Switch off until goal is met.  Mary until all teams complete.

Triple Nickel:

  • Mosey to Blakeney Heath Rd. 5 jump squats at bottom of hill (Fieldcroft Dr.), 5 CDD’s at top (‘Enter’ sign in front of Omni Montessori School). Repeato x 5.

Mosey back to Niagara Falls (fountain area).  Grab some wall.  1 dip, then 1 derkin.  2 dips, then 2 derkins.  Keep going up to 10.  A different PAX calls each set.

Moleskine

  • Among the PAX this morning were 6 visitors from Metro who ventured South to promote the F3 5-yr anniversary extravaganza.  YHC was eager to meet said PAX, as we SOB’s have heard countless “this one time at band camp Muthaship” stories courtesy of Mr. Tolkien.
  • YHC knew the Stonehenge DDers would be arriving 10-15 minutes late, so a keen eye was kept until the caravan was spotted.  Just in time for the main event.
  • The 1st exercise with the full group was suicides w/ merkins thrown in for good measure.  Time to see what the lads from up North could do.
  • The weezing started almost immediately.  But who was it coming from?  Surely not one of the SOB’s, who are, as we know, hard as nails and fit beyond reason.  It took a few seconds, but YHC finally pinpointed the source of the alarming and off putting noise.  It was none other than Foul Ball.  Clearly he was in WAY over his head.  Paper Jam asked him if he needed an inhaler, or maybe an ambulance.  Unable to respond, TML chimed in “nah man, that’s just how he breathes”.
  • As we finished out lap 1, Foul Ball was spotted off to the side, bent over w/ hands on knees.  It was going to be a long morning.  YHC appreciated the apologetic glances from Shawshank, Lee and the others (clearly they had been to this dance before), but was not necessary gents.  We accept men of all abilities down here in SOB Land.
  • Lap 2: That’s when the puking began.  We all got to see what FB had for breakfast  And dinner.  Lucky Charms?  Really?  He was going to need more luck than that to get through this workout.
  • Lap 3: Bucky and Heartbreaker were seen each with one arm around FB, supporting most of his weight and offering words of encouragement every painstakingly slow step of the way.  Words like “it doesn’t get any easier, but you’ll get stronger” and “you should see a doctor”.
  • Lap 4: Where in God’s name did FB get a razor scooter from? You’d think that would help conserve some energy, but the weezing was deafening at this point.  More merlot.  And all over Lee’s designer Lululemon tights!  No worries, was quickly sopped up w/ some saw dust and Marv’s hair.
  • Laps 5-6: After a quick foray into the woods, Sir Topham Hat and Madame Tussauds fashioned a stretcher out of some sticks and vines and literally carried FB for the rest of the exercise.  FB managed a feeble thumbs up as he horizontally crossed the finish line.  Extra credit for STH and Madame T.  Also for Tolkien who burned twice as many calories as everyone else, all from the non-stop movement of his jaw while talking about Muthaship.
  • The Burp and Perp was… interesting.  Coming soon to #F3Ranger.  Was actually harder than it sounds.
  • Honestly, it was great to see some new faces and get to know them a little bit at coffeeteria.  Great group of men. Thanks for coming down to promote the anniversary of an organization that means so much to us all.
  • Bucky, you are getting fast.  YHC tried to keep up w/ you but failure was an option and it was taken.
  • Jean Claude.  Again!  Keep posting brother.
  • Thanks to all who doubled down.  Strong.  #DoubleDownSaturday
  • Thanks to PJ for taking us out. Awesome job.
  • As always, it was an honor to lead strong men getting stronger.

Announcements

  • SOB Family Hike/Picnic: Saturday Feb 20th at 12.
  • Buy Tickets for the F3 5-Yr Anniversary Party – March 5th from 7-11:30PM
  • Sign up for SOB’s 1st CSAUP Event, Balrog 2016 – March 12th (Preblast)

Relay Day & 6-inch Challenge

19 fierce competitors hit the mean streets of Ballantyne for this week’s edition of #F3Bagpipe.  Here is how it unfolded.

Mosey to nondescript parking lot for COP:

  • SSH x 20 IC
  • IW x 20 IC
  • MC x 20 IC

The Thang

Mosey to a separate but equally nondescript parking lot for a relay race.

Don’t Turn Arounds (DTA’s):

  • Count off and form teams of 4 or 5.
  • All team members must complete each phase before moving on to next phase.
  • Teams with 5 members have members 4 and 5 compete at same time.
    • Phase 1: Sprint to end of lot, run backwards to start
    • Phase 2: Bear crawl to 1st line, crawl bear back to start
    • Phase 3: Same as phase 1
    • Phase 4: Burpee broad jump to 1st line and back to start
  • While waiting, combination of plank, merkins and flutter
  • Winner: Team 4 (Paper Jam, Outback, Morning After, Turnpike)

Mosey to Costigan Park for another relay.

Win At Any Cost-igan:

  • Same teams as before
  • All Pax hold plank with feet up on fountain wall
  • Team member leaves plank and runs down closest path to street, touches street and runs back to the fountain
  • When runner is back in plank position, team leader calls 10 derkins for team.  When complete, the next team member takes off.
  • When all team members have run and derkins are complete, team jumps up and stands on wall.
  • Winner: Team 3 (Frehley’s Comet, Big Tuna, Morning After, Madame Tussauds, Tuck)

Mosey to basement of BV parking deck.

6-Inch Challenge:

  • Tight circle, on your 6
  • Feet 6-inches.  Hold as long as possible.
  • If your feet touch the ground, or raise up in the air, you’re out
  • When you’re out,  proceed to 1 of surrounding walls for people’s chair and to either encourage or discourage remaining competitors at your discretion
  • Winner: Blades of Glory, who else?  
  • Honorable mention: Soft Pretzel

Pillars of the Community:

  • Line up at bottom of ramp, on your belly.
  • AYG to top of deck.
  • Along the way, muscle up and over white pillars lining last ramp and top level (pick either left or right side).
  • Al Gore while waiting for 6.

Stairs down to bottom and back home at 6:15 sharp.

Moleskine

  • Tried to bring the spirit of competition this morning.  Helps keep the Pax together and can be motivating and fun.
  • The broad jump burpees were particularly unsavory and slippery for an added bonus.
  • The 6-inch challenge was a lot of gut wrenching fun.  The trash talk and encouragement started slowly but then grew to a fever pitch as Pax gave up and hit the wall for people’s chair, where they had front row seats for the main event. Paper Jam did a great job, almost making it to the end.  Eventually it turned into a dogfight between Soft Pretzel and Blades of Glory who were the last men standing… er… laying.  Who would break first?  The young gun or the grizzled veteran?  On and on they went, trading metaphorical blows (wait, what?) and ducking unseen punches.  Softie’s eyes seemed to go black like those of a raging bull, frothing at the mouth like some kind of rabid animal.  Blades disappeared deep inside himself, slowing his heartrate to that of a blue whale and finding the type of inner tranquility that the Dalai Lama only dreams about.  In the end, the cool, calm and collected Blades of glory took home the Gold.  God only knows how long he could have held those feet up.  YHC is willing to bet he could have won wearing ice skates.  Good show men.
  • As always, it was an honor to lead you fine gentlemen.

Announcements

  • Black Diamond workout tomorrow at 5:15AM at Vine Restaurant – preblast
  • SOB Family Hike on Saturday 2/20 @ 12PM @ Anne Springs Greenway

Bean Birthday Bash

18 human beings reported to The Maul to sharpen themselves and each other, and to support Mr. Bean on his birthday.  Done and done, including a special birthday coupon for the guest of honor.

COP

  • SSH x 24 IC
  • IW x 24 IC
  • MC x 25 IC

The Thang

Mosey to parking lot in front of Target.  At the end of each parking lot aisle, perform 20 merkin-based exercise reps or 40 core-based exercise reps, then sprint down the aisle towards Target and mosey back down the next aisle.  Plank for the 6 upon arrival at the end of the aisle and to wait for next called exercise.  Exercises listed below:

  • Merkins
  • LBC’s
  • Diamond Merkins
  • Flutter
  • Werkins
  • Rosalita
  • Hand Release Merkins
  • Dolly
  • Offset Left Merkins
  • Freddy Mercury
  • Offset Right Merkins
  • Straight-armed Mason Twist
  • Derkins
  • Heels to Heaven
  • Incline Merkins
  • Boxcutter
  • Plank / 6 inches

Mosey back to theater lot for name-o-rama, announcements, BOM.

Moleskine

  • Strong turnout for Bean despite 60% chance of rain.  Solid, men.  Luckily the rain held off.
  • A total of 160 merkin-based reps and 320 core-based reps were performed.  We covered just under 3 miles according to YHC’s watch.
  • YHC must have been brainwashed by Haggis’ double Q this past Saturday, as the workout was limited to merkin-based exercises, core-based exercises and sprints.  It might be a while before YHC remembers that other exercises exist.
  • Apparently “in cadence OYO” is not a thing.  Lesson learned.  #QFail
  • Thanks to Madame Tussauds for the brilliant idea of presenting Bean w/ a coupon that he would have to carry for the entire workout.  YHC’s M wrapped a paver in birthday wrapping paper and ribbons, and attached a festive “Birthday Boy” balloon.  It was entertaining to watch Bean sprint across the parking carrying his gift with balloon in tow.
  • Thanks to the “birthday boy” for being a good sport, and for taking us out.  Bean, only 730 more days until you get some respect.

Announcements

  • SOB 2nd F tonight at Brazwell’s at 7:30
  • Breaking news: Squid and Pop Tart co-Qing Stonehenge this week!
  • Site Q Meeting this Saturday at 8:30 at Einstein’s
  • Support Frehley’s 52nd birthday Q at next week’s The Maul.
  • Family hike at Anne Springs Greenway on Saturday, Feb 20th at 12:00
  • Sign up to Q The Maul

da Vinci Launch

After weeks of anticipation it had finally arrived.  F3 da Vinci launch day.  The AO scouted, shovel flag honed, workout weinkified; Mic Check and YHC were ready.  That new shovel flag smell hung in the air as it was planted at Niagara Falls (the main fountain area in Blakeney shopping center).  As 7AM approached it was exhilarating to see PAX slowly filter in from all directions.  10.  Then 20.  30. Then 35.  The total finally resting at 35 eager men and one 2.0 that wanted to be able to say “I was there when it all started”.  The growing chatter of brothers welcoming each other in the gloom mixed with splashing noises from the surrounding fountains made for the perfect soundtrack to start the day.  And there it was.  7:00.    A quick welcome and disclaimer was given and we were dispatched to the grassy area behind the fountains for COP.

COP: SSH x 25, IW x 20, CDD x 20, Merkins x 20 (all IC)

The Thang

Due to the large size of the group we divided into 2, with the first half staying with YHC and the 2nd following Mic Check.

Tuck’s group

Circuit at Niagara Falls

  1. Pull ups x 10 at playground
  2. Bear crawl up walkway
  3. Jump-ups x 10 at next wall
  4. Derkins x 10 at 1st fountain on left
  5. Bulgarian split squats x 10 at next fountain on left
  6. Run North to fountain at far end of courtyard (near Banana Republic) for Mountain Climbers x 20 IC
  7. Run back to main fountain area for split squats x 10 (opposite leg) at 1st fountain on left
  8. Incline Merkins x 10 at next fountain on left
  9. Follow wall around to the left for Dips x 10
  10. Run past umbrella tables and follow sidewalk all the way around back to the playground.  Sprint on straightaway.

Repeat circuit as many times as possible for approximately 25 minutes.  At 7:30 mosey North to building with 2nd level shopping area with stairs on either end (by Noah’s Art).  YHC has affectionately named this area Nakatomi Plaza (because YHC can).

Welcome to the Party, Pal (7’s at Nakatomi Plaza)

  1. Diamond Merkins x 6 at base of right staircase
  2. Run up stairs, across 2nd level and down left stairs
  3. Burpees x 1 at bottom of left staircase
  4. Run through tunnel and follow building all the way around to the right until back to the start
  5. Remove 1 diamond merkin and add 1 burpee on each subsequent lap (total of 7 laps)

Mosey to West entrance of Blakeney (near 131 Main) for 10 minutes of suicides using straightaway with abundant light poles and trees. Perform 5 merkins at each light pole/tree before turning around.

Mic Check’s Group

Welcome to the Party, Pal (same as Tuck’s group).

People’s chair w/ shoulder presses, then run around the building.  Merkins then run around building.  Slow merkins with plank hold then run around 2 buildings.

Niagara Falls (same as Tuck’s group, but add 5 reps to all exercises on each subsequent lap)

At around 7:55 both groups met up at Niagara falls for some mary to close things out together.

  • Dolly
  • V-up roll-ups
  • Mason twists
  • Freddie Mercury

BOM: Hops

Moleskine

What an honor it was to co-lead such a large group of strong men and to help bring this truly great AO into fruition.  We’re already reaching more men in the South Charlotte area, with 4 FNG’s at launch (thanks to EH’ers Bratwurst, Loogie and Mighty Mite).  YHC received very positive feedback about the AO and the workout.  So, yeah.  Couldn’t be happier about how things went.

Howie (Bratwurst 2.0) is following in his father’s footsteps for sure.  The 11 year-old blew by me on a straightaway at the Niagara Falls circuit, just like his Dad does multiple times a week.

Mary seemed extra hard at this workout.  I was in extreme pain trying to get the count up to a respectable number.  The V-up roll-up was not the biggest hit of the morning.

A big thanks to Hops for the moving take-out.

There was a good turnout at the Starbucks coffeteria.  Although the venue was probably a little small for a group of our size.  Most of us wound up congregating on the back patio (which seemed A LOT colder than when we were running through it minutes earlier).

Thanks to the Stonehenge site Q’s (Mr. Bean, Frehley’s Comet and Wild Turkey) for ending their workout early to allow for a double-down.  T-claps to double-downers Fire Hazard, 777, Lex Luthor, Commish, Heartbreaker, Linus, Champagne, Strawberry, Big Tuna and Outback.  Some of these fellas also did a Stonehenge pre-run.  T-claps to Bunker for a 2.5 mi da Vinci pre-run.

YHC owes Mic Check a huge debt of gratitude.  He is a great leader as you all know and there is no one better to co-lead this site.  I look forward to learning more from him as we go through this journey.

We hope to see you at da Vinci regularly.   I cannot wait to see what other Q’s do with this site.  We have barely scratched the surface.  The all-star Q’s of the next several weeks (Haggis, Madame Tussauds, Outback, Champane, Mr. Bean) will surely break the AO in nicely until it is purring like a kitten.  Don’t miss it.

Group Pic: Link

PreBlast:

PreBlast: da Vinci Launch 1/16/16

 

Announcements:

Family Hike at Anne Springs Close Greenway on Sat 1/23 at 12PM.

PreBlast: da Vinci Launch 1/16/16

See, the LORD your God has given you the land. Go up and take possession of it as the LORD, the God of your ancestors, told you. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged.
-Deuteronomy 1:21

The next great SOB AO is just sitting there. The least we can do is go up and take possession of it. Join us this Saturday at 7AM at the Blakeney Shopping Center to help launch F3 da Vinci with style. Coffeteria to follow at Starbucks. Stonehenge will be ending at 6:45AM on launch day, so doubling down is thoroughly encouraged.

We are excited to bring F3 to even more men in the Ballantyne and surrounding areas. The Blakeney AO was selected very carefully and deliberately. It is strategically located and is full of iron sharpening features that we’ll be utilizing for years to come. Get some!

Why “da Vinci”?: You may have heard of Leonardo da Vinci. He was a true creative genius; a master of painting, sculpture, invention, architecture, science, mathematics, engineering, music and on and on. This name sets the tone for the type of creative/thoughtful workouts that we’d like F3 da Vinci to be known for.

Where: Blakeney Shopping Center (corner of Rea Rd. and Ardrey Kell Rd.). Park in courtyard area in front of main fountain/playground area and gather in fountain/playground area.

When: Saturday, January 16th at 7AM

Style: Bootcamp

Site/Launch Q’s: Tuck and Mic Check

Ciabatta be KIDDING me: Holiday Jukebox Edition

18 PAX braved the rain and posted for some delicious holiday Ciabatta, with promises of “no running” paving the way.

For the uninitiated, Ciabatta refers to Tabata, a form of high-intensity interval training developed by a Japanese scientist. Each exercise is performed for 8 cycles of 20 seconds of work and 10 seconds of rest.  Doing 8 different exercises / rounds this way is a full F3 Ciabatta cycle. Normally a timer or tabata app is used to mark time, but YHC decided to do so using 20 second clips of popular holiday songs formed into an iTunes playlist and played through my car’s sound system.

Mosey to open space in front of Ulta for COP:

  • IW x 20 IC
  • Mountain climbers x 20 IC
  • Burpees x 10 OYO

Mosey to shopping center overhang for Ciabatta instruction (and shelter from torrential downpour).  Mosey to wall area between Firebirds and Cantina 1511 for the main event.

The Thang

Round 1: Merkorma

  1. plyo merkins – “Christmas in Hollis”, Run DMC
  2. diamond merkins – “Christmas in Hollis”, Run DMC
  3. werkins – “Christmas Wrapping”, The Waitresses
  4. stagger left merkins – “Christmas Wrapping”, The Waitresses
  5. stagger right merkins – “Christmas Wrapping”, The Waitresses
  6. hand release merkins – “The Christmas Song” (Remix), Mel Torme
  7. incline merkins – “Deck the Halls”, Nat King Cole
  8. decline merkins – “Deck the Halls”, Nat King Cole

Round 2: Dips

  1. Dips – “Christmas Night in Harlem”, Louis Armstrong
  2. Dips – “Christmas Night in Harlem”, Louis Armstrong
  3. Dips – “Do They Know It’s Christmas?, Band Aid
  4. Dips – “Do They Know It’s Christmas?, Band Aid
  5. Dips – “Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy” (Remix), Berlin Symphony Orchestra
  6. Dips – “Dance of the Sugar Plumb Fairy” (Remix), Berlin Symphony Orchestra
  7. Dips – “Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey”, Lou Monte
  8. Dips – “Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey”, Lou Monte

Round 3: Animal Walkorama

  1. bear crawl – “Drummer Boy”, Jars of Clay
  2. crab walk – “Drummer Boy”, Jars of Clay
  3. bunny hop – “Feliz Navidad”, Jose Feliciano
  4. duck walk – “Feliz Navidad”, Jose Feliciano
  5. bear crawl – “Frosty the Snowman” (Remix), Patti Page
  6. crab walk – “Frosty the Snowman” (Remix), Patti Page
  7. bunny hop – “Happy Xmas (War is Over)”, John & Yoko and the Plastic Ono Band
  8. duck walk – “Happy Xmas (War is Over)”, John & Yoko and the Plastic Ono Band

Round 4: Squatorama (extra credit for holding Al Gore in between exercises)

  1. low slow squat – “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”, The Ronettes
  2. jump squat – “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”, The Ronettes
  3. Bulgarian split squat left – “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)”, U2
  4. Bulgarian split squat right – “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)”, U2
  5. tip-toe squat – “Jingle Bell Rock”, Bobby Helms
  6. sumo squat – “Jingle Bell Rock”, Bobby Helms
  7. low slow squat – “Jingle Bells” – Bing Crosby
  8. Al Gore – “Jingle Bells” – Bing Crosby

Round 5: Lunge-orama

  1. front lunge – “Last Christmas”, Wham!
  2. back lunge – “Last Christmas”, Wham!
  3. skater lunge – “Let it Snow! Let it Snow!”, Harry Connick Jr.
  4. jump lunge – “Let it Snow! Let it Snow!”, Harry Connick Jr.
  5. front lunge – “Little Saint Nick”, The Beach Boys
  6. back lunge – “Little Saint Nick”, The Beach Boys
  7. skater lunge – “The 12 Pains of Christmas”, Bob Rivers
  8. jump lunge – “The 12 Pains of Christmas”, Bob Rivers

Round 6: Plankorama (extra credit for holding plank between exercises)

  1. regular – “Merry Christmas Baby”, Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band
  2. right arm behind back – “Merry Christmas Baby”, Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band
  3. left arm behind back – “Merry Christmas Baby”, Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band
  4. right arm out / left leg up – “Skating”, Vince Guaraldi Trio
  5. left arm out / right leg up – “Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer”, Dean Martin
  6. regular elbow – “Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer”, Dean Martin
  7. right side elbow – “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”, Ella Fitzgerald
  8. left side elbow – “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”, Ella Fitzgerald

Round 7: Jumporama

  1. wall jump – “Sleigh Ride” (orchestra)
  2. fast curb jump – “Sleigh Ride” (orchestra)
  3. TUCK jump – “Sleigh Ride” (orchestra)
  4. side straddle hop – “Run Rudolph Run”, Bryan Adams
  5. wall jump – “Run Rudolph Run”, Bryan Adams
  6. fast curb jump – “Happy Holidays” (Remix), Bing Crosby
  7. TUCK jump – “Happy Holidays” (Remix), Bing Crosby
  8. side straddle hop – “Carol of the Bells”, Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Round 8: Mary (extra credit for holding feet at 6 inches between exercises)

  1. straight-armed mason twist – “The Chanukah Song”, Adam Sandler
  2. boxcutter – “The Chanukah Song”, Adam Sandler
  3. straight-armed mason twist – “Winter Wonderland”, Harry Connick Jr.
  4. boxcutter – “Winter Wonderland”, Harry Connick Jr.
  5. straight-armed mason twist – “Wonderful Christmas Time”, Paul McCartney
  6. boxcutter – “Wonderful Christmas Time”, Paul McCartney
  7. straight-armed mason twist – “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”, Andy Williams
  8. boxcutter – “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”, Andy Williams

Naked Man Moleskine

YHC doesn’t know what was more exhausting: the actual workout or typing up the BB.  The brief downpour during COP was very concerning to YHC (considering my plan for using my car as a rolling boombox), but thankfully it abated after a few minutes, lasting just long enough to completely soak us.  The car as boombox worked out nicely, BTW.  Hopefully the PAX enjoyed YHC’s twist on F3 Ciabatta.  The hardest rounds for YHC were dips, merkorama, squatorama and mary.  How about you?  Last Christmas by Wham! was Frehleys’ favorite and the PAX seemed to momentarily get lost in George Michael’s sweet voice.  Dominick the Donkey was another crowd favorite.  Rebel Yell FNG’s “Haggis” and “Mario” seemed a little timid and unsure of themselves, but with constant positive reinforcement and instruction they made it to the end unscathed.  YHC hopes they come back.  Saw some serious potential there.  Thanks to Strawberry and Heartbreaker for the opportunity to lead a fine group of young men.

St. Matthew Mercy Mile & Pious People’s Chair

13 men looking for frostbite on their fingers posted at The Maul and were not disappointed.

COP

  • SSH x 25, IW x 25

Thang

Mosey behind Michael’s for rail walk aka the worm up loading dock ramp.

Mosey to St. Matthew.  Count off.  1’s and 2’s each form a team.  Plank up for instructions.

St. Matthew Mercy Mile

  • Grab a paver (or 2).  With team 1 going left and team 2 going right, run around St. Matthew 3 times (total distance = 1.0 mile), stopping at each of the 10 speed bumps for 10 civilian count exercise reps.   Lap 1: merkins (on paver), lap 2: russian twists (holding paver), lap 3: goblet squats (holding paver).  After finishing, all PAX must fall back and run/exercise with the 6 until 6 finishes.

…And Pious People’s Chair

  • People’s chair against brick wall.  Overhead presses w/ pavers x 50 IC.
  • 20 donkey kicks
  • People’s chair against brick wall.  Hold pavers out in front, moving them slowly in figure eight pattern x 10 IC.

Mosey back to the movie theater parking lot, carrying 2 or 3 pavers.

Moleskine

Honor to lead, as always.  The pavers were brutally cold on the fingers this morning.  Holes in every glove fingertip didn’t help.  Did anyone notice that Mighty Mite showed up dressed for work?  #laundryday  He still smoked us all.  Thanks for carrying the pavers back to the lot.  And thanks to Squid for the takeout.

Announcements

  • Sign up to Q #F3TheMaul!!!!  See Wingman/Frasier or use SignUpGenius.
  • Area 51 has partnered w/ the Alexander Youth Network.  Bring toys for toy drive to every Wednesday workout between now and Christmas.  More info to follow on Twitter.
  • 4th annual Area 51 Christmas party.  12/12/15 (RSVP by 12/4 – Preblast)
  • The Brave converges at Centurion this Friday

Seven Habits of Highly Effective SOBs

13 SOB’s took a 6 mile tour of Olde Decklenburg and against all odds scaled all 7 Ballantyne parking decks (ramps up, stairs down), stopping at each parking deck level and every fountain wall along the way for 7 exercise reps.  Chelms said it couldn’t be done, but the men of Ballantyne proved otherwise.  Ok maybe he didn’t say it, but he was definitely thinking it.  At the risk of giving other AO’s deck envy, here we go…

The Thang

Huddle up in the Vine parking lot to lay down the challenge and provide sufficient motivation.

COP: nope.

Mosey to Premier deck, cutting through Ballantyne Hotel parking lot.  Stop at fountain for step-ups.

Deck 1 (Premier):

  • merkins
  • dolly
  • burpees
  • CDD
  • climb over 2 walls on top level

Stop at putting green for squats with chair presses overhead.

Deck 2 (Harris):

  • plank jacks
  • russian twist
  • donkey kicks
  • IW
  • climb over wall on top level

Mosey to decks on N. Community House using trail that runs parallel to Ballantyne Commons Pkwy.  Stop at picnic tables along the way for dips.

Deck 3 (Northernmost on N. Community House):

  • werkins
  • heels to heaven
  • jump squats
  • climb over wall on top level

Deck 4 (just South of previous deck):

  • j-low
  • rosalita
  • side straddle hop
  • climb over wall on top level

Deck 5 (MetLife):

  • balls to the wall presses
  • diamond merkins
  • flutter
  • squat
  • climb over wall on top level

Stop at circle between MetLife and Woodward buildings for squats with chair presses overhead.

Deck 6 (Woodward):

  • mountain climbers
  • freddie mercury
  • wall runners
  • squat
  • climb over wall on top level

Mosey to Ballantyne Village, stopping at fountain near Bad Daddy’s for derkins.

Deck 7 (Ballantyne Village):

  • Makhtar N’ Diayes
  • LBC
  • stagger left merkins
  • stagger right merkins

Hustle back for 6:15 arrival back at The Vine.

Moleskine

The challenge of completing the mission as a team was a lot of fun.  Thanks to Mr. Bean for pushing the pace and encouraging everyone along the way.  It was great to see Mic Check out there.  We rolled out the concrete carpet for him.  Thanks to Fire Hazard from rescuing YHC from a wrong turn in the Ballantyne Hotel parking lot.  And a special thanks to Pebbles for crop dusting and providing an unplanned obstacle for the PAX to overcome.  6 miles, 7 decks, 13 PAX.  6+7=13.  #mathisfun

Announcements

Kids with possAbilities This Saturday from 2:-30-5:30 @ OMB Brewery.  Charity to raise funding for therapy & scholarships for children w/ developmental delays.  Bring your $, dogs & 2.0’s.

Thanksgiving Day Turkeybowl has been moved to Matthews Sportsplex @ 7:30am.

Area51 going to Knoxville, TN to help lead expansion.  12/5/15.

Gladiator Games.  12/12/15. (Preblast)

4th annual Area 51 Christmas party.  12/12/15 (RSVP by 12/4 – Preblast)

16k Baxter Village Trail Run.  $30.  1/1/16. (See Pebbles for details)

Register for Joe Davis Memorial Resolution Run.  1/9/16.

Dime, a Dozen

Dime, a Dozen.  A workout so important and sensational that the media arrived halfway through to collect footage and possibly conduct interviews.  Tape at 11.  Remember, the camera adds 10 lbs., so if you thought you were in shape, you’re not.  Maybe Dear Abby will get the scoop on #CharlotteAgenda.

COP

-SSH x 30

-IW x 20

-MC x 20

-Hold plank for instructions

Dime, a Dozen

A dozen donkey kicks against wall that runs down the center of Tartarus level 1 (parallel to the football field).  Crab walk to opposite wall that borders deck.  Muscle-up and over wall without feet touching the wall.  Once over wall, move into the road in front of you, plank parallel to the curb and complete 1 merkin with a hand up on curb.  Bear crawl across road, turn & place feet on curb and complete 1 derkin. Bear crawl back across road and complete 1 merkin with opposite hand up on curb.  Muscle-up and back over the wall. Broad jump back to starting point.  Repeato, adding 1 additional merkin/derkin each round, all the way up to 10 (total of 120 donkey kicks and 165 merkins/derkins).  Mary while waiting for the six.

Mosey to bottom of ramp on Tartarus level 1.  Partner up.

Heartbreak 1-2-3

Teams of 2 pax working together to reach cumulative exercise goals of 100, 200, and 300 reps. Pax 1 executes as many reps as possible while Pax 2 sprints up the ramp to level 2 BACKWARDS and returns FRONTWARDS. Flapjack until team goal is reached. Exercises are 100 merkins per team, 200 LBCs per team, 300 squats per team.  People’s chair while waiting for the six.

Mosey back to visitor lot for Name-O-Rama, Announcements, BOM.

Moleskine

This one was a grinder.  As much mental as it was physical to get through all of the rounds/reps.  Definitely left with less skin.  “Don’t do this again” was by far my favorite quote of the morning (Chelms).  A news truck really did show up.  Was it for us?  YHC likes to think so.  It was a real honor to lead at Centurion for the first time.  Thank you for the opportunity.

Extra credit for pre-workout Pax: Chelms, Abacus, Hops, Semi Gloss, Purple Haze and Jamboree.

Announcements

2nd F and Bradshaw Social House in Ballantyne @ 8:30 tonight.

Brew Ruck – Tomorrow morning @ 10:15.  Starts at Woodlawn Light Rail station and stops at a few breweries.  See Mighty Mite for details.

4th Annual A51 Christmas Party.  12/12/15.

Register for Joe Davis Memorial Resolution Run.  1/9/16.

F-Threedom

21 Pax elected to attend Bagpipe this fine Tuesday morning despite the many obstacles that lay before them.  2 consecutive days of rain, MNF the night before, election day, nagging injuries, a warm bed, you name it.  The potential excuses were many, but Area 51 rallied and was many-er…er.

YHC had been waiting to lead a group of Pax that was divisible by 3.  Once YHC realized that day had finally come, a faint tingling sensation arrived and quickly erupted into what can only be called F-Threedom.  And so it was.  Teams of 3 working together to save themselves, and quite possibly, the world.  Original workout plan torn asunder, the disclaimer declared, it was time to mos.  

The Thang

And mos we did.  To the parking lot behind a little place YHC likes to call the “Courtyard Marriott” for some COP.

SSH x 20,  IW x 20, Mountain Climbers x 20.  That’s enough of that.  To Loch Ness.

Catch Us If You Can

Partner A carries Partner B. Partner C performs 7 burpees (7 in honor of 7-0 start by your Carolina Panthers), and then sprints to catch the pair. Partner C then carries Partner A. Partner B performs 7 burpees and then sprints to catch the pair. Partner B then carries Partner C. Partner A performs 7 burpees and then sprints to catch the pair. Repeato around Loch Ness until back to the start.  Mary while waiting for 6.  Mos to entrance of Snyder’s-Lance parking lot.

Sleigh

Partner A pushes the sleigh (which is Partner B) up the hill on Ballantyne Corporate Place. Partner C performs 10 diamond merkins and then sprints to catch the pair. Partner C then pushes the sleigh (Partner A). Partner B performs 10 diamond merkins and then sprints to catch the pair. Partner B then pushes the sleigh (Partner C). Partner A performs 10 diamond merkins and then sprints to catch the pair.  Repeato until team reaches the bridge at the top of the hill.  Run back to the start, Mary while waiting for 6.

Anchor

Partner A pulls the anchor (which is Partner B) up the hill on Ballantyne Corporate Place. Partner C performs 10 werkins, and then sprints to catch the pair. You get it.  Repeato until team reaches the bridge at top of hill.  Run back to the start, Mary while waiting for 6.

Triple Check

Partner A runs around the the Snyder’s-Lance building while partner B holds Al Gore (chair squat) and partner C holds plank.  Rotate until all three members have cycled through.

Bear Crawl Merkorama

Bear crawl through Snyder’s-Lance parking lot, stopping at each parking spot line for a merkin.  Continue for an eternity.

6 Minutes of Mary

Circle up.  Boxcutters x 20.  Then the pax took over and called out exercises for roughly 300 seconds.  We performed several repetitive motions utilizing gravity and up to four limbs.  Each.

Back to the Vine (a ‘Merican kitchen, from what YHC has been told).

Moleskine

Site FNG McGee (recent relo to A51) said “You guys do things weird down here”, and that made my day.  Please come back McGee.  Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

Announcements

Gladiator Games – 12/12

A51 Christmas Party at Sardis Swim and Racquet Club 7400 Thermal Rd, Charlotte, NC 28211 (M’s invited) – 12/12

Joe Davis Resolution Run – 1/9