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Thick Air

Date: 2025-08-01 AO: the-brave Q: teddyf3 PAX: fire_hazard, wingman, soft_pretzel FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: Brief warmup with Windmill and potato pickers followed by 5 merkins. THE THANG: ventured around BCC with a stop at MOST ( wingman ) cul de sacs. Various exercises but made sure to get 5 merkins in at each stop. MARY: tons ANNOUNCEMENTS: Horsey race and order your F3 shirts COT: I took us out with the help of a furry friend.

No Selfie Stick Needed

Date: 2025-08-01 AO: ufo-ultimatefriz Q: MARTA PAX: Steve Hall, Fruity Pebbles, Shank, Yeti, Pfeffer, Situation, Chandelier, Smothered, Mayo, Crawdad, Mr Brady, MARTA, Ikea, Biden, Pine Eye, Wario, Peaches, Dora FNGs: 1 Dora COUNT: 19 WARMUP: None THE THANG:
It was noted in CoT that we are past the summer solstice…meaning the days will get shorter… extrapolated out.. it means the days will get cooler. Today was not one of those days.. 70s and muggy uggh.. 19 Pax counted off once the lights were bright and the pinnies arrived. Steve Hall was disappointed that didn’t have the opportunity to further describe the micro adjustments to the regulation disc and the pro playoff seedings.
Despite having the better team on paper (per Fruity Pebbles), Pink’s mood was dismal from the start. An early turn over from Vicky to Mr Brady was forced by Yeti – demonstrating that Pink had matchup problems up and down the field. Yellow took control of the game and really never looked back. Every kickoff had a streaking @peaches for 30 unguarded yards for which Pink had no answer. Frustration set in as Yellow’s defense picked up in the endzone and stifled every opposing red zone opportunity. As the discontent mounted toward the end of the game even @sitch was calling questionable fouls in in the endzone. Yellow’s monopoly on handlers eventually ruled the day as Pink couldn’t handle the match zone and switching thrown at them.
At time, Fresh called for a group photo to better market his new disc. Given the dismal performance, Pink eye volunteered to take it and crop the Christian logo from the image.
Shout outs: – Welcome back to Fridays Smothered – Strong performance by @peaches and Mr Brady; running hard, heavily involved in the game with several scores
Defensive Player of the Day: Victoria
Quote of the Day: “Soreness is weakness leaving the body” – Chandelier
Announcements: FellowshipFriday (Spyglass) will be relocated to a new location this Month only (8/8) as STACKS is closed for annual vacations.
CoT: Prayers for Laura (Fresh’s cousin) with CLL Biden takes us out
Pink: 9 Fresh Meat Fruity Sitch Mayo Yeti Ikea Pfeffer Pink Eye Wario Biden
Yellow: 14? MARTA Vicky Shank Smothered Crawdad Peaches Willard/FNG-Dora Chandelier Mr. Brady

Stonehenge prerun loop

Date: 2025-08-01 AO: scars Q: Cheese Curd PAX: Blanks, Roulette, kirby, taggart, wildturkey FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: YHC preran with Oona because fire_hazard was late
THE THANG: doing the Stonehenge prerun loop
MARY: not today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: all SOB sites are closed on SAT… go to McHorsey 5:30- type in Old Bell and Sardis. That’s the parking lot
COT: teddyf3 and The Brave crew joined us . Teddy took us out.
Good to see everyone getting after it today. Put on about 3.5 miles. Good pace!!

Catch Up and Work Out

Date: 2025-07-31 AO: the-maul Q: war_eagle PAX: patent_pending, Odd Job FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: Nah THE THANG: 3 vets showed up in the gloom. Must have been travel week for everyone else. A leisurely stroll down the Murderhorn to the rock pile. Take a lifting rock to the pavilion. Rock work then bench work followed by core work. Several rounds. Back to launch for 5 MoM. Fellowship and catching up with guys I have not had the chance to catch up with in a while was the focus with some exercises sprinkled in for good measure. MARY: Yep a healthy dose. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Mchorsey and Ultra 5k in October. COT: YHC

Split screen

Date: 2025-07-31 AO: sparta Q: Orange Whip PAX: Gazette, Orange Whip FNGs: None COUNT: 2 Welp. Me and our returning FNG Gazette hit the lonely streets of Matthews.
Me on a taper and Gazette going for records decided to split off at Weddington Rd, where he went for his mile PR at the Y track and I did merkins at every slow mile.
COT back with Peak 51 and coffee afterwards.
Announcements- prayers for Hoover’s loss of his father, Pele’s wife’s health and Gazette heading on 10 year anny with M.
Looking forward to seeing the PAX return soon…been a quiet couple a weeks…sounds like you all may need a prescription for a CouplaBeers…or perhaps a Lil Bump
-Whip

Footwear & Females

Date: 2025-07-31 AO: anvil Q: Point Break PAX: deep_dish, poptart, hopper FNGs: None COUNT: 4 The Thang
Warm up mosey the long way around to a parking lot near the hot box.
CoP upon arrival at the semi-circle: · Hillbillies x 10 · SSH x 10 · Mountain Climbers x 10 · Runner’s Stretches · Peter Parkers x 10 · LSS x 10
Mosey to the Hot Box hill.
WAVE 1: Elevens · Bottom of the hill, 10 Dry Docks. Top of the hill, 1 Jump Squats. · Then 9-2, 8-3, 7-4, etc. · Alternate coming up the hill forward and backwards.
Mosey, back around to the parking area just past the Avenue of Trees
WAVE 2: Dora 1-1.5-2 · Partner Up · 100 Merkins, 150 LBCs, 200 Squats
Mosey over to the rock pile near the baseball field.
WAVE 3: Rock Work · Pick a lifting rock. Make it respectable. · Curls, Chest Press, Triceps, Bent-Over Rows, Goblet Squats, Popeyes, and Flutter Press (x10, x15, x10)
Mosey to the lot next to Meathead for sprint grinders w/ Mary at the end of each sprint. Completed 4.
Called time and COT w/ Meathead, SACS, WAMRAP.

Devils Turn

Date: 2025-07-31 AO: run Q: bunker PAX: Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff), gumbo, Dosey Doe, hairball, fleetwood FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: run THE THANG: run hills…some ran flat MARY: nope ANNOUNCEMENTS: it was sweaty COT:

Hulkster chair

Date: 2025-07-31 AO: the-phoenix Q: kirby PAX: Melons, wildturkey, taggart FNGs: None COUNT: 4 WARMUP: 20 SSH 20 Low slow squats THE THANG: Find chair in parking lot. Fun and sweating ensue. 5k distance HITT heart rate flag carrier. Resting with chair. Epic. Love this group! MARY: Forgotten ANNOUNCEMENTS: Mchorsey COT: WT

Smiles and miles

Date: 2025-07-27 AO: donut-ruck Q: Cheese Curd PAX: hoover, Blanks FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: decided the route THE THANG: follow YHC and Oona as they needed a 10k MARY: not today ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT: great job to Blanks for upping weight and completing his first 10k

(We) Need Never Get Old

Date: 2025-07-30 AO: meathead Q: voodoo PAX: MARTA, Alf, ickey_shuffle, Fotomat, Unplugged, Uncle Leo, Focker, taggart, Toto, Orange Whip, flipper, voodoo, stonecold FNGs: None COUNT: 13 YHC arrived at 0522 for the second Wednesday in a row and the parking lot was already filling up with the broga crew. There were Meatheads but also other random cars nearby. Being half asleep, I didn’t think much more about it.
WARMUP: the usual – SSH x 20 IC – 5 swings per side – IW x 15 IC – 5 high pulls per side – Sharon Towers x 10 IC – 5 cleans per side – Synovial Circles (forward and back)
THE THANG: – From the current program: 20:00 EMOM of 5 snatches and 8 merkins, switching sides every minute – Single bell carries – racked and overhead – Complex: 8:00 EMOM of clean and press into an overhead reverse lunge x 3, switch sides every minute – 50 unbroken heavy swings – every time you put the bell down, add 5 more swings
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 1. Horsey Half Marathon and Ruckathon on Saturday at 0600. Show up at 0530 and Orange Whip will be making a big announcement at 0545. 2. Dads’ Camp will be at Camp Thunderbird the weekend of 8/15-8/17. Get signed up, your kids will love it!
Moleskine: The song “I Need Never Get Old” by Nathaniel Rateliff came on the radio on my way home from the workout and I thought it would make a perfect title for this backblast given my transition into #respect land today.
We’re all growing older, but that doesn’t mean you have to “get” old. Your eyes might not work as well, you might have more aches and pains but getting old is a choice. Getting out there and moving your body will keep you young. Hanging out with a bunch of friends and busting each other’s balls while getting stronger or faster will keep you young. Choosing not to sit on the couch when your kids ask you to play will keep you young. While these choices may be harder in the moment, you shouldn’t let that stop you. You start aging the minute you start taking the easy path. When you choose to do that is up to you.
Thanks to Orange Whip, Alf, Focker, and Stone Cold for coming to Meathead when I know that’s not their usual Wednesday AO or they’re on IR. Thanks to the SACS crew and their fearless leader Cheese Curd for converging with us (and to Starch who is still dealing with sleep deprivation!). And thanks to the kettlebell regulars that keep me posting week after week. I can honestly say that I would not be doing this after almost 12 years if it weren’t for all of you.
COT: YHC took us out with a short and not particularly eloquent prayer. I believe we had 23 total pax with the Anvil and SACS pax.