Author Archive Kenyon Slider

“You’re in a pretty lousy mood, huh?”*

Del: You’re in a pretty lousy mood, huh?

Neal: To say the least.

Del: You ever [run The Wiggler] before?

[Neal shakes his head]

Del: Hmm. Your mood’s probably not going to improve much.

Don’t be a grumpy-pants.  Run The Wiggler!  5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood.  Holiday-week pace…

*Planes, Trains and Automobiles

“You know what that makes you?”**

Skip: “You guys. You [wiggle] the ball around the infield. You [wiggle] your way down to first. You [wiggle] in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!”

Larry: “[Wiggers]!”

Skip: “[Wiggers]!”

Be a Wiggler!  5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – AAA pace…

** Bull Durham

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit [running The Wiggler].”

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit [running The Wiggler].”

Don’t quit running The Wiggler!  5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – fellowship pace…

** Airplane!

“There are two types of people in this world…”** WIGGLER: 5:45 am start

“There are two types of people in this world: Those who [run The Wiggler], and those who don’t.” **

Don’t be one of those guys.  Come run The Wiggler!  5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – fellowship pace…

** Bob Wiley, What About Bob?

“”Have fun [running The Wiggler]…”**

“Have fun [running The Wiggler]…”**

Come enjoy The Wiggler!  Its fun!  5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – fellowship pace…

** Miracle Max: The Princess Bride

“Gentlemen, which brings me to my next point. [Run The Wiggler]!” **

Come run The Wiggler!  (oh – and don’t smoke crack). New start time 5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – back to school pace…

** Lawrence Taylor, The Waterboy

WIGGLER – New school-friendly start time 5:45 am Tuesday

New Start Time – 5:45 AM Start

“Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let’s face it: Are you FAT? When you [run The Wiggler], do you leave pot-holes?” **

Shake off that summer food coma and come run The Wiggler!  New start time 5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – back to school pace…

** Thornton Melon, Back to School

“I pledge allegiance… to [The Wiggler]…”**

WIGGLER: SUMMER HOURS – 6:00 AM Start

“I pledge allegiance… to [The Wiggler]… of [Kenyon Slider]… and will not fight him… for creative control… and will defer to him on all issues related to the direction of [The Wiggler].’” **

Pledge to come run The Wiggler!  6:00 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – back to school pace…

** Dewey Finn: School of Rock

““So dare to dream.”** WIGGLER: SUMMER HOURS – 6:00 AM Start

WIGGLER: SUMMER HOURS – 6:00 AM Start

“So dare to dream. Dream your wildest dreams. You can climb the highest mountain. You can [run The Wiggler]. And if somebody tells you that you can’t do something, you say, ‘Yes, I can. ‘Cause I’m doing it right now!’” **

Fulfill a dream. Run The Wiggler!  6:00 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – fellowship pace…

** Barry: Dinner for Schmucks

“Whoa, guys, where’s all this hostility coming from?”** WIGGLER: SUMMER HOURS – 6:00 AM Start

Billy McMahon: Whoa, guys, where’s all this hostility coming from?

Stuart: Where do you think it’s coming from, you big tree. Two fifths of our team is made up of two old guys who [run The Wiggler]” **

Don’t be so hostile, come run The Wiggler!  6:00 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – old guy pace…

** The Internship