Del: You’re in a pretty lousy mood, huh?
Neal: To say the least.
Del: You ever [run The Wiggler] before?
[Neal shakes his head]
Del: Hmm. Your mood’s probably not going to improve much.
Don’t be a grumpy-pants. Run The Wiggler! 5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood. Holiday-week pace…
*Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Skip: “You guys. You [wiggle] the ball around the infield. You [wiggle] your way down to first. You [wiggle] in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!”
Larry: “[Wiggers]!”
Skip: “[Wiggers]!”
Be a Wiggler! 5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – AAA pace…
** Bull Durham
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit [running The Wiggler].”
Don’t quit running The Wiggler! 5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – fellowship pace…
** Airplane!
“There are two types of people in this world: Those who [run The Wiggler], and those who don’t.” **
Don’t be one of those guys. Come run The Wiggler! 5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – fellowship pace…
** Bob Wiley, What About Bob?
“Have fun [running The Wiggler]…”**
Come enjoy The Wiggler! Its fun! 5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – fellowship pace…
** Miracle Max: The Princess Bride
Come run The Wiggler! (oh – and don’t smoke crack). New start time 5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – back to school pace…
** Lawrence Taylor, The Waterboy
New Start Time – 5:45 AM Start
“Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let’s face it: Are you FAT? When you [run The Wiggler], do you leave pot-holes?” **
Shake off that summer food coma and come run The Wiggler! New start time 5:45 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – back to school pace…
** Thornton Melon, Back to School
WIGGLER: SUMMER HOURS – 6:00 AM Start
“I pledge allegiance… to [The Wiggler]… of [Kenyon Slider]… and will not fight him… for creative control… and will defer to him on all issues related to the direction of [The Wiggler].’” **
Pledge to come run The Wiggler! 6:00 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – back to school pace…
** Dewey Finn: School of Rock
WIGGLER: SUMMER HOURS – 6:00 AM Start
“So dare to dream. Dream your wildest dreams. You can climb the highest mountain. You can [run The Wiggler]. And if somebody tells you that you can’t do something, you say, ‘Yes, I can. ‘Cause I’m doing it right now!’” **
Fulfill a dream. Run The Wiggler! 6:00 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – fellowship pace…
** Barry: Dinner for Schmucks
Billy McMahon: Whoa, guys, where’s all this hostility coming from?
Stuart: Where do you think it’s coming from, you big tree. Two fifths of our team is made up of two old guys who [run The Wiggler]” **
Don’t be so hostile, come run The Wiggler! 6:00 am Tuesday – corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – old guy pace…
** The Internship