“Yep, I guess things are just about perfect…” **
Reese Bobby: Yep, I guess things are just about perfect… it’s making me feel kind of itchy…
Ricky Bobby: How ’bout we go [run the Wiggler]?
Don’t get itchy! Come run The Wiggler. Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. NASCAR pace…
**TalladegaNights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
“This has been an emotional day for all of us…”* – Wiggler – 5:45 am Tuesday
Hansel: This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should [run The Wiggler].
Matilda: What?
Hansel: Don’t ask questions. Just give in to the power of the [The Wiggler].
Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood Tuesday – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Fellowship pace…
* Zoolander
Wiggler Tomorrow!
Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Superbowl pace…
#keeppounding
Wiggler tomorrow…
Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Superbowl pace…
#keeppounding
“Bizarre news coming out of the 14th district congressional race in North Carolina…” **
Wolf Blitzer: “Bizarre news coming out of the 14th district congressional race in North Carolina. Now, get this: Cam Brady, four-time congressman, [ran The Wiggler].”
Chris Matthews: “This is likely to hurt him with the Christian right, social conservatives. Really any group that opposes [running The Wiggler].”
Vote for The Wiggler. Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Politician pace…
**The Candidate
“Do you know what I think we should do?…” **
Crow: Do you know what I think we should do?
All The Other Animals: [Run The Wiggler]!”
Come run The Wiggler. Everybody’s doing it. Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Post-holiday hiatus pace…
**Zookeeper
“First we’ll make snow angels for two hours…” **
“First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we’ll [run The Wiggler].”
Don’t be a cotton-headed ninnymoggins! Come run The Wiggler. Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Elvin pace…
**Buddy the Elf, Elf
“So what? You put on a little weight.” **
Dr. Pete Novos: So what? You put on a little weight.
Scott Calvin: Weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?
Dr. Pete Novos: Weight can fluctuate from year to year.
Dr. Pete Novos: Fluctuate? You make it sound like I’m retaining water. I’ve gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what’s happening to me?
Dr. Pete Novos: Well, what’s your diet like?
Scott Calvin: Milk and cookies.
Dr. Pete Novos: Really?
Scott Calvin: But I don’t finish all the milk.
Dr. Pete Novos: Well then there is your problem. Just try to [run The Wiggler], okay?
Come run The Wiggler and keep those unsightly holiday pounds off. Corner of Foxcroft and Rothwood – 5:45 am launch. Tell your friends. Yuletide pace…
**The Santa Clause