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Rio-2016

16 men gathered for a pollution-free Olympic Games at McKee Road Elementary School.  No mosquitoes, green water, or synchronized divers were in sight.

1/2 mile warm up run

Standard warm up – Side Straddle Hop / Imperial Walker / Squats / Merkins / LBCs

4X100 relay race – round 1

4X100 relay race – round 2

Dolly / Flutter / Back Scratchers / LBCs

Lunge walk / karaoke right / karaoke left / butt kicks / high knees, with various forms of merkins in between sets – wide arms, regular, military, diamond and fingertips

To the playground for Joker’s mandatory circuit work… 10 pull ups / 20 squats / 20 dips… three rounds of each

1/4 mile Indian run… 25 merkins

1/4 mile Indian run… 25 merkins

Moleskin

  • I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the 2016 summer Olympics thus far, with the exception of a) the men’s synchronized diving [does NBC really need a “shower cam”?], b) the excessive coverage of Boomer Phelps in the stands, c) Shane Tusup, with his green Hungary shirt and muscle-flexing cheering, and d) Michelle Tafoya’s post-swim interview questions [e.g., asking “What happened?” when Nathan Adrian won bronze… as if a bronze medal is something to be ashamed of].  But, this year it dawned on me that I’m closer in age to the parents of the Olympians than too the Olympians themselves. To make matters worse, last night an Olympian said she was inspired by the 1980 US men’s hockey team… at first I thought, “wow, she must be close to my age to remember that”… but, then she went on to explain that her inspiration came from the movie Miracle that was release in 2004.  But, I digress.  We did relay races today.  I thought I gave pretty clear instructions, but when we assembled teams by having everyone count off in fours, and I then numbered each relay exchange station 1, 2, 3, or 4… chaos ensued.  We got it figured out eventually.  After the first relay race it was obvious that Team #1 had a decided advantage.  So, as any good Commissioner would do, I busted up Team #1 in hopes of achieving some sort of parity.  And we did, because the second relay race was just about a photo finish.  Some good speed out there today, with men in their 20s, 30s, 40s and 50s giving it all they had.
  • Good work out there this morning lads.
  • Welcome to our FNG… Red Baron

Workout

11 men exercised at South Charlotte Middle School from 5:30-6:15AM today.

What we did:

  • Standard warm up – SSH / IW / Squats / Merkins
  • 1/2 mile warm up
  • Speed work:
    • 1200 meter at full speed
    • Plank and core work while everyone regrouped
    • 800 meter at full speed
    • Plank and core work
    • 400 meter at full speed
  • Station work at the bleachers
    • merkins / dips / pull ups… 3 sets of each
  • Merkin combo [with 5 second break between each set]
    • Diamond X 10
    • Military X 10
    • Regular X 10
    • Wide Arm X 10
    • Wide Arm X 10
    • Regular X 10
    • Military X 10
    • Diamond X 10
    • Fingertips X 10
  • 10 burpees on your own

Observations

  • The young guns – Square Root and Dollywood – set the pace on track, with a strong finish on the 400 meter [roughly 70 seconds]; I remember what it was like to be young, to run like the wind with my Fabio-like hair flying in the wind… ah, the glory days.
  • Great to see Bugeater out this morning, with his humble Nebraskan style.
  • Flutie Flakes came all the way down from New Hampshire just for this F3 workout; not exactly, but that’s my story.
  • Good workout today gents.

 

Hello Dolly

14 men gathered for an early morning workout at McKee Road Elementary School, and this is what they did:

  • Mosey to back parking lot for COP… SSH, IW, Merkins, LBCs
  • Lunge walk; merkins; lunge walk; merkins
  • To the playground, for Joker’s mandatory station work… 10 pull ups, 20 decline merkins, 30 squats… rinse and repeat… rinse and repeat
  • Back to the parking lot.. pair up
    • Set #1 – Partner 1 runs 1/4 mile parking lot loop; partner 2 does merkins, then Partner 1 and 2 switch… end when both partners have combined for 100 merkins
    • Set #2 – Same thing, but with LBCs
    • Set #3 – Same thing, but with Dolly.. lot’s of Dolly
    • Set #4 – Same thing, but with Carolina Dry Docks
  • Finish with wide arm merkins, LBCs, Flutter… and burpees

Moleskine

  • While the workout lacked in creativity, it delivered in exertion
  • Got a little carried away with myself when I called for 250 Dollys [or is it Dollies?], so made the audible to 200.  A man shouldn’t work his inner thighs that hard anyway.
  • Great to see Dora – a former site Q – back at the Matrix.
  • Good to see Witch Doctor on the mend… all wrapped up with athletic tape [probably had to wake up at 4AM to get all that tape on]

Backblast

17 men pounded the pavement around South Charlotte Middle School for a fairly high intensity low-intensity workout.  Here is what we did:

SSH X 50

IW X 50

Squats X 50

Merkins X 20

Warm up run… 3/4-ish of a mile

Station work by the bleachers:

Dips X 20 / Pull Ups X 20 and LBCs X 20… rinse and repeat… rinse and repeat

Mosey to the track

Warm up lap

400 meters with 15 merkins in each of the “four corners”

Recover with some ab work

400 meters with 5 burpees in each corner

Recover with some ab work

400 meters with 10 CDDS in each corner

Recover with some ab work

400 meters at full speed to finish workout

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Great group of men this morning, with a mix of cagey old veterans and new guys.

Until recently I didn’t really have a reputation as a guy that pulls into the parking lot 30 seconds before the workout, but that seems to be my MO lately.  So, pulled in at 5:29:30, and lucky me… the PAX were already in a circle.  So, I jumped right in and off we went.

Gummy accused me of not planning my workout.  Not true.  I gave it deep thought from about 5:25 – 529AM.  Workouts should never be too scripted, right?  I’d rather keep it free-flowing, like a [very short] Grateful Dead concert.

Bratwurst and I noticed while doing pull ups that the men of F3 are putting a hurtin on what used to be grass under the hand rails used for pull up bars.  I guess that’s what happens when you have grown men tearing up the campus four days a week.  Speaking of Bratwurst, who says the guy doesn’t do bootcamp workouts?  I saw him do merkins and burpees with my own eyes today.

I told Fireman Ed he was looking trim today, but his response was that he’s “still 220”.  Hey man, you wear it well… plus, you can’t be some skinny New York Jets fan anyway.

Booyah has been a regular at various South Charlotte workouts for quite some time now.  Always pushing it out there… and always with that high-top hat [which I hope gets washed from time to time].

Great to see Smash… one of the Base Camp originals… still going strong.

I neglected to write down names from the workout today.  I think I got about 95% of the names right, but made a few educated guesses at the end.  My contract with F3 says my backblasts don’t have to be accurate, so please forgive me.

Workout

Warm up lap… 1/4 mile

Plank… yes, that was the opening exercise

SSH X 30

IW X 30

Merkins X 30

Pair up and retrieve cinder blocks from the woods

Partner 1… 1/4 race as fast as you can; partner 2… curls with cinderblock… flapjack

Partner 1… 1/4 mile race; partner 2… bench press… flapjack

Partner 1… 1/4 mile race; partner 2… tricep extensions… flapjack

Partner 1… 1/4 mile race; partner 2… bent row… flapjack

Return cinder blocks

Run back to school… People’s Chair, with sets of incline merkins and decline merkins mixed in

Run to playground… three sets each of pull ups X 10 and squats X 20

Stomach stuff… Dolly, Flutter, LBCs

10 burpees OYO

Moleskin

  • Lobster Roll smelled bad… icy hot
  • Turkey Leg smelled bad… bad gas

 

Return of the Gopher

18 men did manly things at South Charlotte Middle School this morning.

Warm Up

SSH X 40

IW X 40

Squat X 30

Jog around parking lot twice, with some shuffling, butt kicks and back pedals mixed in

Partner up for the Gopher

Partner 1 runs down to the track, does one lap then runs back to the outhouse.  Partner 2 runs down to the bleachers between the baseball fields and does 20 dips, 20 pull ups, 20 CDDs and 20 LBCs, then runs back to the outhouse.  At the outhouse, Partner 1 and Partner do a total of 20 burpees.  Then, Partner 1 and 2 flapjack.  This routine was done was done for about 35 minutes.

Work the Core

Backscratcher X 30

Dolly X 30

Flutter X 30

LBCs X 30

LBCs X 30

Color Commentary

Despite the fact that I was reminded just a few days that I was on Q this morning… if it wasn’t for Simba’s late Sunday night “pre-tweet”, I might have missed the workout… so, thanks Simba.

The first time I did the Gopher workout was 2-3 years ago when 49er led the workout.  I know it’s not the most creative of workouts, but it get the job done in terms of cardio and upper body work.  Good work by everyone out there this morning.

I guess I should have explained at the beginning of the Gopher that we would keep doing it for at least 30 minutes or so, as guys were asking, “do we keep going?”  Of course we do!

Had an FNG today introduce himself as “No Name” during COT.  I thought that was his actual nickname.  We went with Care Bear, but No Name wouldn’t have been half bad.

Great work by Booyah… showing up with new toys for the Alexander Youth Network toy drive.

Alexander Youth Network Toy Drive

Men of Area 51,

As many of you know, F3 has a longstanding relationship with Alexander Youth Network [AYN].  AYN is a non-profit organization that provides professional treatment to children with serious emotional and behavioral problems.  There are up to 36 kids [boys and girls, ranging from 8-14 years old] that live at AYN, receiving daily treatment over a number of months.  Many of these kids have come from rough circumstances, including physical and emotional violence.  F3 has had a partnership with AYN for over a year.  We’ve done about 15 workouts with the kids; we hosted a cookout for the kids, and the F3 Foundation has purchased outdoor sporting equipment for AYN.

With Christmas right around the corner, we’ve decided to embark on a “Christmas toy drive” to buy NEW toys for the boys and girls at AYN.  We have assembled a group of Toy Qs that will get the word out and coordinate the toy collection efforts across Area 51 during the next few weeks.  The Toy Drive will end on the morning of December 19th.  See below for a list of the Toy Qs, and also for the wish list items that have been provided by kids at AYN.

Toy Qs

  • Fast Twitch  = Lex Luthor
  • Outland        = Countertop
  • Joust            = Smokey
  • Day Zero      = Dear Abby
  • The Maul      = Frasier
  • Base Camp  = Fireman Ed
  • Centurion     = Escargot

Alexander Youth Network 2015 Holiday Wish List

During this busy holiday season, Alexander Youth Network is honored that you would consider donating new toys for our children. Below is a list of their greatest holiday needs this year, based on wish lists collected from their children.

  • Stuffed Animals
  • Baby Dolls
  • Barbie Dolls
  • Action Figures
  • Remote Control Cars
  • LEGO Sets
  • Toy Dishes with Play Food
  • Sports Equipment (Footballs/Basketballs/Soccer Balls)
  • Art Kits
  • Coloring Books w/ Crayons or Markers
  • Jewelry Design Kits
  • Origami Kits
  • Science Kits
  • Journals with Pen/Pencil Sets
  • Board Games
  • Card Games
  • Purses
  • Wallets
  • Watches
  • Hair Accessories
  • Jewelry
  • Perfume/Body Spray
  • Cologne

No Raincoat Required

24 men braved the elements [well, not really] at Joust [or are we still Jevlar?] this morning.

The Thang

Jog down to the track

Run up/down stadium steps, zig-zagging our way across

Standard warm up… SSH / IW / Squats

Field warm up… shuffle right / shuffle left / butt kickers / back pedal… each 50 yards

Lunge walk from 50 yard line to goal line – stopping every ten yards to rep out 15 merkins

Partner up [see Moleskine for more information on what should have been an easy task] and do as follows:

-Partner 1 full speed 400 meter run while Partner 2 zig-zags up/down the stadium steps; meet at exchange point and do 100 merkins [in aggregate with your partner]; then flap jack with Partner 2 doing the 400 meter full speed run and Partner 1 on the stadium steps; meet at the exchange point and do 80 merkins in aggregate

-Repeato

-Repeato

-Repeato… for a total of 4 laps per partner, with some change ups in the exercises we did at the exchange points as we switched from partner 1 to partner 2 each time on the track

Did some planks throughout the workout, threw in some LBCs along the way and Carolina Dry Docks.

Finished the workout with mason twists and 20 merkins OYO.

Moleskine

Great group of men out there this morning.  Enjoyed having a chance to lead.  Few noteworthy items I recall:

  • To avoid having people partner up with someone they know really well, I thought I would split the PAX in two and then do some quick partner assignments.  To split the PAX I said, “if you run a mile in under 6:30, stand to my right… if you run a mile in over 7:30 stand to my left [footnote: yes, I’m aware there is a gap between 6:30 and 7:30.. but it was all part of my master plan]”.  Anyway, I think about 90% of the PAX stood to my left… sandbaggers!!  So, then I said… “OK, if you run a mile in 7:00 or less stand to my right.”  A couple more PAX shifted to my right, but we were still WAY out of balance. Thankfully, this debacle played out quickly in about 15 seconds… so, I aborted the plan and we just paired up with whoever happened to be close by.
  • Lots of fumes and chemical odors were inhaled this morning… I had the Icy Hot cream lathered on pretty thick, and the beautiful new track at CC still smells like it just came out of a new shoe box.
  • Lots of giggles [should I call them “manly giggles”… no, that actually sounds worse] and banter during the opening warm up exercises.  That’s when I knew I was just going too easy on you guys.  Not as many giggles during the track work!
  • So our FNG today has a science background and a middle name of Justice.  We debated a couple of nickname options… Bill Nye and Buford T were the finalists.  I decided to approach it democratically with an all-PAX vote.  I’m experiencing some buyer’s remorse, as the selection was Buford T… but my gut tells me that Bill Nye is where we should have landed.
  • I need more guys to join the Alexander Youth Network workouts that we do from 4-5PM one Saturday each month.  Email me at shawn.heath@duke-energy.com if interested.

 

F3 Impact at Alexander Youth Network

F3 initiated a relationship with Alexander Youth Network [AYN] in January 2015. AYN is a non-profit facility that provides professional treatment to children with serious emotional and behavioral problems. The work we’ve done at AYN has been with kids that are in the residential program. These kids – typically ages 6-12, and mainly boys – live at AYN for months at a time as they receive treatment. Thus far during 2015, men of F3 have led ten Saturday workouts at AYN, we’ve led and funded [thanks to the F3 Foundation] a fun summer cookout on the AYN campus, and we attended the annual AYN celebration/fundraising luncheon held in uptown Charlotte. And I’m pleased to report that in September we are scheduled to deliver new sports equipment to the AYN campus, thanks to a $1,300 grant from the F3 Foundation that will enable us to purchase all sorts of gear [e.g., footballs, basketballs, volleyball set, disc golf set, ping pong table, etc.] for the [up to] 36 residential program participants that live on campus at any given time.

In late 2014 when I reached out to AYN I wasn’t sure if anything would come of it, or even what the possibilities were. But, I knew for sure that men of F3 would rise to the occasion if we put a program in place. Interestingly enough, after connecting with AYN I learned that two men of F3 were/are serving on the AYN Board [which I suppose shouldn’t have been a surprise].  We launched our workouts in January and since that time we’ve been present and we’ve been consistent. 20 men of F3 have been involved in some capacity during this period. We know the kids and they know us. And while I suppose it would have been worthwhile to have done just one workout with the kids at AYN, I believe the reason we are having an IMPACT is because we’ve created a sustained partnership. One of my best my moments at AYN was at an event where after seeing one of the kids a couple times during the same week he said to me, “I see you everywhere.” Our work with AYN is yet another example of how men from all across F3 Nation take action and make a difference. Triple claps to the men that have been involved, and thanks goes to the F3 Foundation for supporting our efforts.

Joker

8/22/15 Workout [I’ve Run Out of Ideas for Workout Titles]

10 men worked out and this is what they did:

Joker on Q
Warm up 1/4 mile

Standard warm up – SSH, IW, Squat, Merkin, LBC

Parking lot leg warm up – shuffle; karaoke right; karaoke left; back pedal

Joker’s 800 meter run [which we think is closer to 1,000 to 1,100 meters]

Circuit work on playground – pull ups, dips, squats and some plank mixed in

Lunge walk and people’s chair with air presses

Huggie on Q:
Mosey to center pole in the newly landscaped field
Three pole Starfish –
Phase 1
Center – 10 squats
1st pole – 10 lunges
2nd pole – 15 jump squats
3rd pole – 15 Carolina dry docks

Phase 2
Center – 10 merkins
1st pole – 10 wide arm merkins
2nd pole – 10 diamond merkins
3rd pole – 10 hand release merkins

Mosey to rock pile for a “lifting rock” – circle up with your rock on the field
Each PAX calls out a rock based exercise for the group to do while the caller runs two laps around the circle
Curls, Squats, Rock burpees, Greg Louganis, Shoulder presses, merkins on your rock, run to the pole (w/o your rock), hold your rock prone, tricep extensions.

Mosey to back playground with the stumps for some circuit work –
15 jump ups or step ups
15 tire jumps
20 donkey kicks on the wall

Mosey back to the parking lot, circle up, and on your six for some Mary –
15 x Flutters
20 x LBCs
20 x Back scratchers
Protractor
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Moleskine

  • Floor Slapper is back to his old ways… rolling in right at 7AM… but we will cut him some slack because he’s been a beast the past three months
  • Cold Cuts got a bit ahead of himself on the starfish exercise, jumping the gun before doing the required exercise… gotta keep your eye on that guy
  • Pop Tart was sleeveless today, sporting a new tattoo.  It’s abstract art work, but has various family initials incorporated into the design.  Thumbs up from the PAX.
  • Lobster Roll had a to throw in a few rock burpees today, just because he could.  I bet he does burpees during conference call in the office, during New England Patriots games, while waiting in line at the DMV, etc.
  • Welcome to Honey Do… a brave FNG who just showed up based on a reference from a friend.