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Dance-off, Bro! Me and you!

7 guardians of the galaxy assembled for that weekly dance-off known as… Meathead!

Disclaimer provided, though not really necessary for this intergalactic group.

The Thang:

COP:

  • Two-handed swings – 10 IC
  • Merkins – 10 IC
  • Prying Squats – 3
  • SSH – 20 IC
  • IW – 20 IC

Sufficiently warmed and limbered up, let’s work!

Sparrow Hawk (thanks, Dan John):

  • 8 goblet squats
  • Suitcase carry to curb
  • 7 goblet squats at the curb
  • Suitcase carry back to circle
  • Repeato, declining down to 1 squat

Superset #1:

  • One-handed swings – 10 on Left
  • One-handed presses – 5 on Left
  • Repeato on Right.  Continue repeating until 10 total sets (5 each side).

Cook Drill (thanks again, Dan John):

  • Waiter carry (L) – begin walking around the parking lot.  When your form begins to degrade, switch to
  • Rack carry (L) – and continue walking.  When your form begins to degrade, switch to
  • Suitcase carry (L) – and continue walking.  When you cannot continue, stop.
  • Flapjack on (R), returning the way you came.

Superset #2:

  • Partner with like-size bell
  • P1 – Double bell deadlifts – 10
  • P2 – Merkins – 10
  • Flapjack.  Repeato until both partners have completed 10 sets of each.

Cook Drill:

  • Just like last night (time), only better!

Meathead Mary:

  • Russian Twist – 10 IC
  • Flutter Press – 10 IC
  • The Bulldog – 7 OYO  (press-to-pullover-to-press-to-Louganis)
  • Dolly Press – 10 IC
  • LBC with Bell – 25 IC

Extra Credit:

  • Play around with bent press
  • 20 one-hand swings, OYO, switching as desired

Fini.

COT

Announcements:

  1. Q signup extended through end of August – signup!
    • Both June 1 and June 15 are open
  2. Area 51 shirt orders are open.  Choose from hi-visibility running shirts, sleeveless black shirts, and more.  ORDER BY JUNE 7!

Naked Moleskine:

Well, YHC may have under-promised and over-delivered on this one.  YHC wanted to try out a few things, threw them together based on time estimates and desired effects, and really, on paper, it didn’t look that bad.  So, YHC told everyone as much at the beginning, that it might not be too bad, so we’d adjust if needed.  Well, it was tougher than it looked.  And, there was more shoulder work that anticipated.  #bonuspoints  Anyway, you’re welcome.

Solid work all around.  Good to see MAD amongst us again.  Swiss Miss took a break from running and brought out more bells (4) than YHC (3)!  Tackling Dummy partnered up with YHC and pushed us through the sets.  Hoover made the 50# bell look like 35#.  Blazing Saddles and Soul Glow killed it like silent assassins.

TD, MAD, & YHC discovered we all lived a few miles from each other back in Birmingham.  #sweethomeAlabama

Today’s musical selection was the Guardians of the Galaxy station on Slacker.  And the inspiration for the BB title.

Ideas from Dan John, here, near the end of the article – Sparrow Hawk and Cook Drill.

Next week – June 1 – is open.  Feel free to bring us Babewatch, I mean, Baywatch inspirations.

Thanks for the opportunity, guys!

Aye.

Summer Shirt Order

It’s that time again – time to order your summer Area 51 shirts!

There are hi-visibility colors for running (including singlet/tank options) and even a sleeveless MudGear option on black!

Whatever you choose, order by June 7!

(delivery by end of June)

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Three’s not much of a crowd

 

3 pax assembled to get stronger than you.  How, you say?

The Thang

COP:

  • Farmer Carry (heavy & medium bells) to corner of school
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Merkins
  • Prying Squats
  • Side Straddle Hops
  • Merkins
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Jump Squats
  • 2-hand Swings
  • Butt-WallTouches
  • 2-hand Swings
  • Bulgarian Goat Bag “Swings”
  • 2-hand Swings
  • Farmer Carry back to starting point

Singles (8-5-3):

Round One

  • Left, then Right
  • One-hand Swings
  • One-hand Presses
  • Goblet Squat
  • Lap between each

Round Two

  • Snatches
  • Lawnmowers
  • Lateral Lunges (unweighted or teabag-hold)
  • 10 merkins between each

Mary Intermission:

  • American Hammer
  • Flutter Press
  • Pullovers
  • Louganis
  • Windshield Wiper
  • Dolly Press

Doubles (2 sets of 5):

  • Deadlifts
  • Cleans
  • Presses

Finisher:

  • 6 sets of 10 heavy one-hand swings

Done

COT

Announcements

  • None

Naked Moleskine:

So, YHC was doing laps around the school for a pre-run, when Snoopy rolls in 10-15 till 0700.  Finished up the run, and we were chatting about the recent attendance at Ascent.  Constanza rolls in, still expecting a good handful or so more.  Well, at 0702, we waited no more; pressing on (literally and figuratively) without them.

Small group meant lots of 2nd F opportunities – never a bad thing.  Plus, no worry about pace or six or anything else – just focus on good form.  And, excellent selection of bells – 14 bells for 3 pax.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead today.  Always an honor.

Aye.

Loosenin’ up the hips

10 pax posted for their weekly stretching & mobility work and were “treated” to a playlist of Classical Movie Scores, as selected by the Slacker app.

Disclaimer – I’m not a professional.  If it hurts, don’t do it or back off a little.

The Thang

  • Savasanna
  • Devotional – Genesis 1:28

COP

  • Bridge – both legs and single leg options
  • Cat & Cow – alternating poses
  • Child’s Pose
  • Lateral Child’s Pose – both sides
  • Threading the Needle – both sides
  • Elbow Plank
  • J. Lo

Main Event

  • Chair & Tree Flow
    • Chair
    • Mountain
    • Tree, right leg bent
    • Twisting chair, to left
    • Tree, left leg bent
    • Twisting chair, to right
    • Mountain
  • Standing Balance Flow
    • Dancer
    • Eagle
    • Pyramid
    • Triangle
    • Half Moon
    • Repeato on other side
  • Sun Salutations with Lunges
    • Salutation
    • Upward Salute
    • Swan dive to Forward Fold
    • Halfway lift
    • Forward Fold
    • Right leg back to High Lunge
    • Arms overhead
    • Fold back to High Lunge
    • High Plank
    • 6 inches
    • Up Dog
    • Down Dog
    • Right leg forward to High Lunge
    • Arms overhead
    • Fold back to High Lunge
    • Left leg forward to Forward Fold
    • Upward Salute
    • Salutation
    • Repeato with flapjack of legs
  • Lunge Flow
    • Low Lunge, right leg back
    • Balancing Low Lunge
    • Crescent Lunge
      • Optional, add quad stretch
    • Prayer Twist from Lunge
    • Groin stretch from Lunge
    • Runner’s Lunge, toes/foot down
    • Runner’s Lunge, toes/foot up
    • Flapjack Left leg back and Repeato
  • Kneeling Toe & Plantar Stretch
  • Sun Salutations – several rounds OYO + a few stealth merkins thrown in for good measure, disguised as alternating high & low plank positions
  • Corpse Pose
  • Revisit devotional

Done

COT

Closing prayer by Tweetsie.

Announcements:

  • Don’t forget: sign up to Q.  It’s pretty easy (Swiss Miss and YHC each have a “Pocket Yoga for Athletes” book you can borrow – YHC leans very heavily on it), and the perks are great (you choose the playlist and mood lighting).  It’s pretty fun too.
    • Paper Jam is on Q next week, 5/10.
  • Kinetic Heights – this Friday, 5/5.  Main “workout” from 0530-0615.  Pre-run at 0500.  Access to the Warrior Course from 0500-0700.  See “Kinetic-trips” channel on Slack for more details or reach out to Argonaut.

Supple Moleskine:

 

  • Fun times this morning.  YHC rolled in a bit sleep deprived, so some things were likely missed.  Nevertheless, we had some lively mumblechatter, which is what makes this Broga not yoga.  Somehow, we got on the theme of sex early on, I think it was the mood lighting, then lying down for corpse pose, when Tweetsie belted out a little Luther Vandross or Barry White.  An audible was required to skip the Pickle Pounders, after that, but J Lo and Honeymooners, aka Up Dogs, remained, however.
  • T-claps to the pre-runners.  Not sure how many there were, but it seemed quite a few of you had been sliding/skating around a la Gumby.
  • Sound off if I missed anything else of note.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead this morning.  Always an honor.

Aye.

If you’re finished, just keep going!

7 veteran meatheads assembled on the Elizabeth Lane ES grounds, ready for their weekly slinging of metal, were briefly disclaimed…wait a minute…we have an 8th joining us, a visiting pax from Roanoke.  Welcome!

Now, where was I…?

The Thang

COP – aka warm-up:

  • 10 two-hand swings
  • 20 Imperial Walkers – in cadence
  • 10 two-hand swings
  • 2 racked carries around the circle (R then L)
  • 10 two-hand swings
  • 5 Halos (R then L)
  • 10 two-hand swings
  • 3 prying squats
  • 10 two-hand swings

Chutes Swings & Ladders (down):

  • 10 two-hand swings
  • 5 goblet squats
    • Repeato 4 more times, declining the goblet squats 5 down to 1

 

  • 10 one-hand swings (L)
  • 5 presses (L)
  • 10 one-hand swings (R)
  • 5 presses (R)
    • Repeato 4 more times, declining the presses 5 down to 1
    • Bonus:  if you finish before the Q, continue swinging & climb back up the ladder

 

  • 10 one-hand swings (L)
  • 5 racked reverse lunges (L)
  • 10 one-hand swings (R)
  • 5 racked reverse lunges (R)
    • Repeato 4 more times, declining the lunges 5 down to 1
    • Bonus:  if you finish before the Q, continue swinging & climb back up the ladder

 

  • 10 two-hand swings
  • 10 full range of motion merkins
    • Repeato 9 more times (10x total)
    • Bonus:  if you’re finished, just keep going!

Time

COT

Announcements:

  1. Q school – Outland, 4/29, 0630
  2. Brolympics, this Saturday, 4/22 – see guerrilla marketing on Twitter, Slack, website, & graffiti along our usual routes
  3. Meathead Q is open next week.  Scratch that.  Thanks, Bulldog!

Swinging Moleskine:

Well, as always, Meathead is as hard or as easy as you choose to make it, depending on your KB size selection.  The planned volume was high (400+ swings) but the reps were low, so YHC went heavy most of the time and it was felt for several hours, as was the plan.

YHC was on a 1200+ mile college visit road trip with 2.0 Low Tide last week when some Elvis tunes cycled through the playlist.  Hmm…  So, that was the playlist for today, and a solid lower body beatdown will leave your legs all wobbly like The King’s…  so, there you go.

Welcome, Cake, from Roanoke.  Glad you came down today.  Please visit again.  And, if you need any help bringing KB’s back to your local AO’s, just let me know!

T-claps to Brown on the fat cheerleader presses.  How long will you be out for hernia surgery?

Shout out to Madison, Blazing Saddles, and Soul Glow for working in heavier bells from time to time.  Same with Young Love, who brought a fine collection himself, both for working-in the heavies and for sharing with Brown.

Bulldog was no-nonsense on the work (but with solid commentary), as usual, and got in plenty of bonus reps.  Well done.   (and, thx again and looking forward to your lead next week)

That’s about it; besides, my notification for my next meeting just went off…

Aye.

Bells and Balls

Well, the men were separated from the boys this morning, as 5 men posted in the frigid, 40 degree air with a light breeze (seriously, the forecast was for 33, so this was balmy), while the boys were snug in their #fartsacks.  Some serious iron was moved this morning, and it looked like this:

The Thang

Basic disclaimer given for this veteran crew, plus some guidance on what was ahead and how to make the most of it.

COP

  • Imperial Walkers
  • Start/Stop Swings – two hands
  • Side Straddle Hops
  • Start/Stop Swings – left hand
  • Prying Squats
  • Start/Stop Swings – right hand
  • Low Slow Squats
  • (audible to skip the cleans and halos and get right down to business)

The Humane Burpee (by Dan John – modified to amp up the pain)

  • 15 one-hand swings (alternate between Left & Right each round)
  • 10 goblet squats (full ROM)
  • 10 merkins (slow, with good form, to get all you can out of the limited number)
  • 10 rounds – declining count of goblets and merkins each round, swings stay at 15

Mosey to playground

Playground Ladder

  • 10 racked reverse lunges (5 Left & 5 Right)
  • 10 pullups
  • 1 overhead carry around the circle of pax
  • 10 rounds – declining pullups each round, lunges stay at 10

Mosey back to parking lot

1 Minute of Mary

  • Flutter Press

Done

COT

No announcements

Take out by Bulldog.

Naked Moleskine:

While we haven’t had a post as low as 5 in a while, the nice thing about a small group is the ease of mumblechatter and customization of the #weinke for the men at hand.

The #weinke was based largely on some workouts from Dan John.  The ladders originally called for 5 rounds, counting down 5 to 1, but that obviously wasn’t enough for this group.  So, we turned it up to 10.  Depending on your bell selection, that may have been too high as the fatigue really set in on the later sets, but we pushed through nonetheless.  Needless to say, bones were strengthened and other bodily benefits were accrued today, gentlemen!

The method to today’s madness was to:

  • during COP, loosen up the lower body for the full range-of-motion goblet squats about to come in the first ladder, plus ingrain good movement pattern with the start/stop swing for the 150 one-hand swings that were about to come
  • the Humane Burpee provided plenty of one-handed swings, for all their noted benefits, a solid number of goblets, ditto on the benefits, and a manageable number of merkins to savor with good form, full range of motion, and a slower pace
  • the playground ladder provided lots of reverse lunges, the toughest part of a TGU, IMHO, on a soft but unstable surface, #bonus, plus plenty of pullups, which we don’t do enough of generally, again IMHO, which also exceeded the pullup challenge number for the day (for those participating like YHC), #doublebonus

A few observations:

  • Blazing Saddles secured the option on a larger bell today, but said option was never exercised.  May have been the right call today.  Next time.  Got in some good pullup work, with lots of reps.
  • Bulldog audibled out of the reverse lunges, having had sufficient TRX glute work yesterday, with teabags and presses.  Good call.  Those lunges are gonna leave a mark on the rest of us.
  • Witch Doctor alternated between bells throughout, which may have been the smartest move out of all of us, and generally crushed it.
  • Turkey Leg was steady throughout today, moving the bell around like it was Styrofoam (was it?), even after the pre-run.
  • YHC used too much bell on the first ladder, leaving him spent & struggling during the second ladder.  Bonus part of the pullup ladder was that today’s challenge number (40) was easily exceeded (55), and the 55 merkins from the first ladder left on 195 to go for today’s challenge (250).  (Finished 200 at home for 255 total)

Let’s continue to lift up Destiny & his family in prayer.

Thanks, as always, for the honor to lead today.

Aye.

2-for-1 Special at Meathead

13 posted for #gainz courtesy of a promised #0.0 and TGU-free beatdown.  What transpired over the next 45 minutes solidified their reputations as beasts, efficient ones at that.

Disclaimer – not really needed for this group of vets, so something along the lines of a brief “I’m not a professional; don’t hurt yourself” was given.

The Thang

YHC adapted a plan from StrongFirst Master SFG Jon Engum called Deep Six.  His plan was written expressly for use with groups and was estimated to last ~45 minutes.  Perfect.  For our purposes, a few modifications were made to (a) substitute overhead reverse lunges in place of the original TGUs (you can lead a horse to water…), (b) eliminate some of the rest periods (’cause we hate standing around), and (c) reduce the jogs to walks to preserve our #0.0 status.

Additionally, YHC noticed, after making the original #weinke, that Jon had an “advanced” version of the same workout in a ladder format.  Hmm, we’ll save that for future use…or, will we…

 

COP – aka Deep Six – Round One

Left side:

  • 5 one-hand swings
    • rest until all pax complete
  • 5 snatches
    • rest until all pax complete
  • 5 cleans & presses
    • rest until all pax complete
  • 5 racked front squats
    • rest until all pax complete
  • 1 overhead reverse lunge
    • rest until all pax complete
  • 2 walking laps around the circle
  • Rinse & Repeato on the Right

Round Two

Left side:

  • 5 one-hand swings + 5 snatches
    • rest until all pax complete
  • 5 cleans & presses + 5 racked front squats
    • rest until all pax complete
  • 1 overhead reverse lunge
  • 1 walking lap around the circle
  • Rinse & Repeato on Right

Round Three

Left side:

  • 5 one-hand swings + 5 snatches + 5 cleans & presses + 5 racked front squats + 1 overhead reverse lunge
  • 2 walking laps around the circle
  • Rinse & Repeato on Right

Round Four

Complete on Left side + Right side without setting the bell down:

  • 5 one-hand swings + 5 snatches + 5 cleans & presses + 5 racked front squats + 1 overhead reverse lunge
  • 2 walking laps around the circle

Done!  Wait, that was supposed to take us 45 minutes?!  It’s only 5:45!!

 

Audibles:

Playground Circuit for the March Pullup & Merkin Challenge

  • 25 pullups (yeah, we overachieved) + 100 merkins

Advanced Deep Six – Ladders

(Complete on Left side + Right side with setting the bell down)

  • 5 one-hand swings + 5 snatches + 5 cleans & presses + 5 racked front squats + 1 overhead reverse lunge
    • 2 walking laps around the circle
  • 4 one-hand swings + 4 snatches + 4 cleans & presses + 4 racked front squats + 1 overhead reverse lunge
    • 2 walking laps around the circle
  • 3 one-hand swings + 3 snatches + 3 cleans & presses + 3 racked front squats + 1 overhead reverse lunge
    • 1 walking lap around the circle
  • 3 one-hand swings + 3 snatches + 3 cleans & presses + 3 racked front squats + 1 overhead reverse lunge
    • 1 walking lap around the circle
  • Note:  we did two sets of 3 since laddering down to 2 & 1 was too easy

Meathead Mary

  • Flutter with Presses – 15 IC
  • Russian Twist with KB – 15 IC
  • Pullovers with Presses – 10 OYO
  • Louganis with Pullovers – 7 OYO
  • Racked carry (Left) to 3rd median (try not to scare the arriving teachers) & back (Right)

(Bulldog – are we going until 6:30 today?  YHC – no, it just feels like it.)

 

Rinse & Repeato – Advanced Deep Six – Ladders

(Complete on Left side + Right side without setting the bell down)

  • 5 one-hand swings + 5 snatches + 5 cleans & presses + 5 racked front squats + 1 overhead reverse lunge
    • 2 walking laps around the circle
  • 4 one-hand swings + 4 snatches + 4 cleans & presses + 4 racked front squats + 1 overhead reverse lunge
    • 2 walking laps around the circle

(Bulldog – no, seriously.  What time is it?  YHC – 6:13; time enough for one more round.)

  • 3 one-hand swings + 3 snatches + 3 cleans & presses + 3 racked front squats + 1 overhead reverse lunge
    • 1 walking lap around the circle

6:15  Done!  Yes, really this time.

 

COT

Announcements:

  1. Sign up for golf – after someone signs up to Q it…

Naked Moleskine:

Good group out today.  After the thunderstorm last night and the brisk temps this morning, it was good to see a Meathead Dozen (13) out today.

There was some initial mumblechatter as we began our COP/warmup in Round One, but that quickly subsided, either due to us being in our pain caves or because Meatheads have to concentrate to count to 5 and remember 4 exercises.

Well, it’s a good thing that YHC always makes contingency plans and had the Ladder work in mind.  Never thought we’d blow through that in 15 minutes!  We should have picked up a few minutes, as a few rest breaks (laps) were cut out, but that doesn’t account for our speed.  It’s probably more a testiment to our workout style (typically very few breaks and lots of reps) and the fact that our bells are relatively light.  As Rx’d, most should have been using a 20-24 kg, depending age, weight, & KB experience.  But, it also depends on your goals. No matter; by the end, it seemed everyone was ready for the end and got in a good workout.  2 workouts in 1, in fact.  Plus, knocked out the pullups & merkins for today.  Bonus.

Saturday, 3/4, marks 4 years in F3 for YHC.  Noticed that Baracus & Wingman also celebrated 4 years this week.  Like them, I’m thankful for all the iron-sharpening and, most of all, your friendships & comradery.  It’s no comparison to the #sadclown workouts I was doing at the #fern before F3.  Thank you.

Thanks, Header, for the take-out today.

And, thanks for the opportunity to lead today.  It’s always an honor.

Aye.

 

Broga Nutrition

11 pax posted for their weekly stretching & mobility work and were served a meatloaf of various broga flows with a side of a countdown of the 66 Best Songs from Movies & TV.  (Meatloaf, by the way, was not in the countdown.)

Disclaimer – I’m not a professional.  Don’t do it if it hurts.

The Thang

COP

  • Bridge – both legs and single leg options
  • Cat & Cow – alternating poses
  • Child’s Pose
  • Lateral Child’s Pose – both sides
  • Threading the Needle – both sides
  • Elbow Plank
  • J. Lo

Main Event

  • Tall Mountain Flow – we did a few rounds of this OYO, with varying degrees of gracefulness
    • Balancing toe squat
    • Roll like a ball
    • Balancing toe squat
    • Mountain balance on toes
  • Chair & Tree Flow
    • Chair
    • Mountain
    • Tree, right leg bent
    • Twisting chair, to left
    • Tree, left leg bent
    • Twisting chair, to right
    • Mountain
  • Standing Balance Flow
    • Dancer
    • Eagle
    • Pyramid
    • Triangle
    • Half Moon
    • Repeato on other side
  • Sun Salutations with Lunges
    • Salutation
    • Upward Salute
    • Swan dive to Forward Fold
    • Halfway lift
    • Forward Fold
    • Right leg back to High Lunge
    • Arms overhead
    • Fold back to High Lunge
    • High Plank
    • 6 inches
    • Up Dog
    • Down Dog
    • Right leg forward to High Lunge
    • Arms overhead
    • Fold back to High Lunge
    • Left leg forward to Forward Fold
    • Upward Salute
    • Salutation
    • Repeato with flapjack of legs
  • Lunge Flow
    • Low Lunge, right leg back
    • Balancing Low Lunge
    • Crescent Lunge
      • Optional, add quad stretch
    • Prayer Twist from Lunge
    • Groin stretch from Lunge
    • Runner’s Lunge, toes/foot down
    • Runner’s Lunge, toes/foot up
    • Flapjack Left leg back and Repeato
  • Kneeling Toe & Plantar Stretch
  • Sun Salutations – several rounds OYO

 

  • Corpse Pose
  • Revisit devotional

Done

COT

Announcements:

  • Colon Cancer 5k – Saturday, 3/4
  • Botched the recording, so sound-off with any other announcements

Supple Moleskine:

Today’s workout was 95% a selection of flows from The Athlete’s Pocket Guide to Yoga, which YHC regularly uses (as does Swiss Miss).  It’s pretty plug & play, really; you just string together flows based on the area you want to work on (e.g. leg flexibility or balance, etc), pick a devotional and a playlist, and boom.  Instant Namaste.  As we saw today, some, like the rolling ball thing, don’t work as well as others, but generally, the desired effect is achieved.

Well, our musical accompaniment was a little hit-or-miss.  That was a countdown of the 66 Best Songs from Movies & TV from the Slacker app.  Not sure how these were determined but some of the ones you missed after the workout included:  Ghostbusters, Rainbow Connection (Muppets), Gangster’s Paradise, and It’s a Long Way to the Top.  So, you decide whether we were counting down or up the list.  Either way, next time, we’ll try something else.

Speaking of trying something else, a longer corpse pose was included at the end.  How’d that go?  Was it just right, too long, too short?  Let me know.

A few observations:

  • Witch Doctor slipped in without YHC even seeing him.  #stealth
  • Fireman Ed prefers my KB mat to those sissy yoga mats.  Next week, he’ll bring a cinder block to use instead of a yoga block.  Also, he really does have a Jeep.  #sasquatchsighting
  • The Count really can count.
  • Arena is the Silent Warrior (2).
  • Swiss Miss saved YHC’s speaker for another day, after YHC ran off and left it after the workout.
  • Tweetsie & Lois are likely the most consistent brogis, after Swiss Miss.  T-claps, guys!
  • Nomad (R) & Booyah (pre-runner) teamed up for some commentary on how the 66 songs were chosen – right there with you, guys, although some songs were skipped that you preferred were played and others were played that you preferred were skipped. #jazzercise (which, by the way, still exists – a neighbor goes regularly #truestory) #QasDJ
  • Madison, front & center with YHC, provided the pax with a better demonstration of the desired poses.  #teameffort
  • Don’t forget: sign up to Q.  It’s pretty easy (see book referenced above, which you may borrow from YHC or Swiss Miss), and the perks are great (you choose the playlist and mood lighting).  It’s pretty fun too.

This Saturday, YHC celebrates 4 years in F3 (and 12 years in Charlotte).  It’s been a fantastic journey – all 3 Fs + the CSAUPs – and it’s a blessing to be counted among the pax.  Looking forward to the coming years.  Thank you for your friendship & support (& mumblechatter) and the opportunity to lead today.

Aye.

Full Assault on Soccer Arms (aka Deconstructed Partner Murph)

RockZero is a big AO.  Yuge, really.  Maybe two miles around the perimeter.  How in the world was YHC to Q a workout on this AO when all the #soccerarms could literally be a mile ahead of him?  #leadingfrombehind  With a direct assault on their soccer arms, that’s how.

The Thang:

10 pax assembled (later, 11)(including 3 pre-runners), with only two knowing what was in store.  After a lame disclaim, and even numbers of pax, we bolted off (ok, moseyed off) to begin our day.  “Car up!”  Scatter!  Like a bunch of ants after you’ve disturbed their ant hill, pax darted off in every direction as a car wheeled into the parking lot.  We didn’t recognize him at the time, so thinking he was an arriving church employee, we continued to mosey out of Entrance 4, taking a left on Rea.  YHC later checked the six to find a quickly moving pax, we planked up at the library entrance, and Rachel joined us as our 11th.

We continued our circuitous route, up Rea (yeah, it really is more Up than YHC realized), crossing at the light and making a left down 51, past the front of the church, and made another left into Entrance 1 of the church.  After a false stop by the Hot Box due to some misleading mumblechatter, initiated by YHC, we finally ceased this running nonsense by the playground, having covered just over 1.1 miles (YHC was shooting for 1.0 miles but was happy to over-deliver).

Partner up

Pax were told to line up in order of their highest-to-lowest number of max rep pullups.  Then, pax were paired up with their opposite ends of the line, in an effort to allow each man to push themselves, while keeping the group together.  4 groups of 2 + one group of 3.

Pullups

  • P1 – pullups (duh) – max rep pullups until P2 returns
  • P2 – run out of the playground enclosure, up the access road, to the dead tree (no, this one) and back to P1
  • Flapjack & repeato
  • Target = 150 pullups per team (225 for the 3-man group)

Mosey out of the playground to the parking area adjacent to the cemetery.

Merkins

  • P1 – pushups (er, merkins)(full range of motion, not head bobbers) – max rep merkins until P2 returns
  • P2 – run to that light pole (C2) and back to P1
  • Flapjack & repeato
  • Target = 300 merkins per team (450 for the 3-man group)
  • When finished, Old-school situps with partner hand-slaps at the top.

When most groups were finished or nearly so (YHC had a schedule to keep), mosey to the parking area adjacent to the Hot Box.

Squats

  • P1 – squats (full depth, please) – max rep squats until P2 returns
  • P2 – run to that light pole (C2) and back to P1
  • Flapjack & repeato
  • Target = 450 squats per team (675 for the 3-man group)
  • When finished, Old-school situps with partner hand-slaps at the top.

Return home

With most groups finished or finishing, we left for our closing mile home, following the circuitous route we came in on, allowing faster pax to travel at their own pace.  Again, old-school hand-slap partner situps for early arrivers/finishers (some chose to modify as necessary to preserve their #trampstamp).

Finisher

To ensure everyone received their full paid hour of fun (and because it’s rumored some non-runners like sprints), line up abreast for an AYG sprint across the parking lot.  (Icky Shuffle took home the trophy, despite YHC’s slight benefit from being the starter and Prohibition’s 15 second head start.)

Done

COT

Announcements:

  1. Savage Race – May 13 – preblast info here
  2. Charity Workday – Feb 20 – see Transporter in UC
  3. Ronald McDonald house – Feb 17(?) – see Margo
  4. Richard Sheltra 10k/5k – Apr 29 – Pineville – info here

Naked Moleskine:

After 3 years, 11 months, YHC had his VQ at The Rock, now RockZero.  For almost 2 years, YHC was site Q at Ascent, so that’s understandable.  He has no explanation for the remaining time.  With mixed emotions (excitement, anxiety, malaise, apathy, determination, deviousness, that burrito from last night, etc), YHC was determined to deliver.

Again, it’s a big AO with lots of options, but YHC isn’t super familiar with it beyond the soccer fields, parking lot (yuge), & North Face.  Not being a runner, esp not a very fast runner, the soccer fields were out.  Just did North Face a couple of weeks ago on a #recon post and slipped down twice (have since purchased trail shoes which are much better than slick road running shoes on wet steep grassy !@#$% hills), so that was out.

So, let’s focus on strength.  YHC has a reputation (good, bad, indifferent) for kettlebells, but that’s too easy.  Besides, you can come to Meathead (Thursdays at Elizabeth Lane ES) for that.  Then, like a ray of sunlight on an overcast day, The Murph came to mind.  It’s great, in that, it hits some of everything.  It has:  an opening mile run (which can/should be run as a near sprint but can also be throttled back to a mosey if needed), 100 pullups (hitting the back and biceps), 200 merkins (for the chest and triceps), 300 squats (for the legs and glutes), and a closing mile run (to finish off cardiovascularly).  But, how to adapt it to a group setting, allowing each pax to give their all whether they are strong or less so at any element?

The opening/closing miles were easy enough to keep as a group mosey.  Pullups seem to be the toughest for many, so that would be the match-up exercise, pairing the more capable with the pax still building their pullup capability or shedding their soccer arms.  From there, add in short runs for muscle recovery and allow runners to get their run on without leaving non-runners too far behind.  Partnering up should, theoretically double the reps for each exercise, but with the added running/rest breaks, only 50% was added to the number.

So, that was the method behind today’s seeming madness, a Deconstructed Partner Murph, and like the pretweet, it wasn’t #CSAUP because there was a point to it all, beyond just a beatdown.  Plus, if you’ve never completed The Murph on your own, now you’ve had a taste and should have some confidence for this May, when you’ll likely have an opportunity.

Good work by all today.  A little #grumblechatter here and there, but really, everyone seemed to embrace the challenge and buckle down to knock it out.  T-claps!  You’ll be better for it.  (and, perhaps, a little sore)  With the opening/closing miles + our running breaks, YHC had estimated a little over 3 miles, which was the AO standard at one point.  Today, we overachieved with 4.1 miles(!), in addition to our feats of strength.  Nice work, men!

Thanks, Flipper, for handing me the reins and to the pax for the opportunity to lead.  It’s always an honor.

Aye.

Can we knock out a few of these lights?

I don’t know about you all, but I prefer my stretching and suffering in lower light environments, not under light bright enough to accurately gauge just how inflexible I really am.  So, we dimmed the lights (plus, the antler chandelier is just cool) and commenced with the commencing.  11 were on hand today, including a few site FNGs, so we made sure they received the proper welcome.

The Thang

Disclaimer

COP:

  • Corpse pose
    • Devotional – reading of Genesis 3:1-6 HCSB – Where was Adam, and why was he silent?
  • Ab warmup plagerized from a professional yoga class
    • Bridge – standard
    • Bridge – alternating single legs
    • Plank – elbows
    • Plank – add alternating knee bends
    • Plank – add in some J Lo
  • Cat & Cow cycles
  • Bird Dog – extend L arm and R leg
    • Bird Dog – move L arm 90° to body and R leg 90° to body
    • Bird Dog – flapjack arms and legs

Main Thang:

  • Half Salutes with Chair
    • Salutation
    • Upward Salute
    • Swan dive to Forward Fold
    • Halfway lift
    • Forward Fold
    • Upward salute
    • Salutation
      • Repeato
    • Salutation
    • Chair
    • Swan dive to Forward Fold
    • Halfway lift
    • Forward Fold
    • Upward salute
    • Salutation
      • Repeato
  • Sun Salutations with Lunges
    • Salutation
    • Upward Salute
    • Swan dive to Forward Fold
    • Halfway lift
    • Forward Fold
    • R leg back to High Lunge
      • Arms to knee then overhead
      • Fold to ground
    • High Plank
      • 6 inches
    • Up Dog
    • Down Dog
    • R leg forward to High Lunge
      • Arms to knee then overhead
      • Fold to ground
    • Forward Fold
    • Halfway lift
    • Forward Fold
    • Upward Salute
    • Salutation
    • Repeato with the L leg
    • Repeat all (R & L legs)
  • Standing Balance Flow – L side
    • Dancer
    • Eagle
    • Pyramid
    • Triangle
    • Repeato
  • Standing Balance Flow – R side
    • Repeato
  • Chair and Tree
    • Chair
    • Mountain
    • Tree – L leg bent
    • Chair
    • Twisting Chair to L
    • Tree – R leg bent
    • Chair
    • Twisting Chair to R
    • Mountain
  • Pigeon Series
    • Down Dog
    • Pigeon – L leg bent – forward fold
      • add back bend
      • optional – add R quad stretch
    • Swing R leg around to 45 in front and fold forward – head toward R knee
    • Revolved Head to knee
    • Flapjack sides – R leg bent
  • Lunge Series
    • Low Lunge – R leg back
    • Balancing Low Lunge – hands on knee
    • Crescent Lunge
      • optional – add quad stretch
    • Prayer twist from Lunge
    • Groin stretch from Lunge
    • Runner’s Lunge
    • Flapjack – L leg back
    • Kneeling Toe (Plantar) Stretch
  • Figure 4 – R
  • Figure 4 – L
  • Corpse Pose
    • Devotional – Genesis 3:6 – Be an active leader, not an impassive follower, for your family and those around you.

COT

Take-out by Tweetsie

Announcements:

  1. Gumby continues its New Year’s blitz on our inflexibility with Jail Break on Q next week.

Mood Lit Moleskine:

Several faces new to Gumby this morning, mixed in with the regulars.  Really glad you joined us and hope you got out of it what you were looking for.  With all the running, lifting, and pushing we do day-in and day-out, an active recovery day with stretching is what many of us need.

YHC admits to recycling today’s #weinke from his Q last month.  Hope you didn’t mind.  It was a good stretch last time, and YHC ran out of time to plan a new one.  Besides, one of our goals is to have a few “canned” #weinkes that we can recycle from time to time.  Should this one make the list?

The playlist was a quickie, using a “Movie Scores” station from Slacker, which worked out ok for the most part – only one song was skipped (two if you count the Cantina song from Star Wars that was skipped before play began).  #EscapefromNY

Thanks for coming out today, and thanks for allowing me to lead.  It’s always an honor.

Aye.

P.S.  Sign up to Q.  It’s not hard, you’re not expected to be a professional, and you get to pick the music!  Let Swiss Miss or YHC know if you have any questions.