Flexiones

Date: 2026-02-26 AO: Sparta Q: Orange Whip , PAX: ductwork, jrr_tolkien, hoover, turkey_leg, Orange Whip, Folgers FNGs: 1 Folgers COUNT: 6 T’was a perfect rainy morning and 6 men showed up in the gloom to get stronger.
After some slight recruiting efforts I was very pleased to see a solid group drive up as well as our new friend & FNG Folgers visiting from Columbia, South America – he’s an AI engineer in town working with my company.
Rain was light and picked up throughout the workout.
Workout was fairly simple with some greenway, some merkins, a nice hill loop 3x and some track work.
We learned some new Spanish words including flexiones (or las gargantas) for merkins and Tolkien explained that he’s often referred to as El Chino Guapo by Latinos. Look up the word “mentirosas” if you want to know what I think is happening.
Turkey Leg led the pax but I was kind enough not to Q jack.
DW’s beard keeps getting wilder by the day.
Tolkien made some racist-ish comments wanting to name Felipe some drug lord names :joy:
Then I got crap by asking him if he had banana trees outside of his house (this should not be a controversial question) :man-shrugging:
The Yeti was always lurking and we found him near the track. You can see the image of him attached, or what we think is him, we really have never seen a clear picture of the Sasquatch.
Felipe (Folgers) ran really well and almost got a girl nickname but we voted Shakira down. He had to look up Folgers so we invited him to have some bad coffee with us afterwards to explain to him what it means.
Go the the Prod – Dredd is on Q next!
Drinking and gambling event (ask Hoover)
Peak 51 had a big crew today as well.
DW with the takeout.