Date: 2026-02-13 AO: Ultimate Q: Spyglass , Spyglass PAX: MARTA, David Baker, Crawdad, Fruity Pebbles, Shank, Broken Arrow, Steve Hall, JH, Spikeball, Yeti, Spyglass, Situation, None FNGs: 1 None COUNT: 19 Pregame: Healthy numbers on a crisp, clear breakfast Friday. PAX arrived dawning various articles of pink clothing, mainly owned by their wives. The stars were a super cute pink beanie worn by Crawdad and very cool “futbol” jerseys by Yeti & Fresh Meat. Honorable mention fashion statements include Shanks alpine skiing gloves and Betty’s ninja head wrap.
The game: After a semi-rigged split of teams, yellow emerged looking like the New York Yankees starting lineup. As play started, it looked like it could have gotten away early for red, but heart kept them in the game. Aioli was everywhere (offense, defense, even some trash talk to Bulley). Reports have surfaced that Coach Belichick recently reached out to him to inquire about any remaining eligibility at UNC. Play of the morning goes to Marta who tipped a pass from Crawdad and regained control on the way down. He then proceeded to hit Crawdad in the corner for the score. The Yeti-Bulley rivalry continued to brew as Yeti mossed Bulley to the point of Bulley making clear eye contact with Yeti’s belly button. However, upon returning to earth, Bulley saw Yeti as “out” on the line. This was only to be called off by Shank from out of left field who saw it as in (possibly an inside job since He was originally drafted yellow?). Down 13-10 with minutes remaining, red clawed back in part thanks to a clear, “never a doubt” OPI call courtesy of Fruity that set up a crucial red score. In the final minute, red took its first lead of the game, giving yellow one final chance to tie. An effort play on defense at the goaline by Fruity completed the emphatic comeback victory for red. Final score 15-14 red.
Quote of the morning: “We need to bring back shaming.” – Shank
Postgame: Winners win @Wario improving to 7-0. JH is a winner too in the Lords eyes. Just not on the pitch as of late. Look out for a potential tanking situation in the second half of the year to secure a high pick in next years draft class. Breakfast Friday for the win, as always.
COT: Vicky preaching at his mom’s service today. Fly’s son’s classmate passed. Fresh’s uncle in unstable health. Praise: Spy’s son/ wife doing very well after fall.
Shoutout puddles on bringing the pink ribbon so all could show support ✊ @vicky
Good day, gentlemen 🥏
Red: Spy Situation Wario Shank Fruity Puddles Bulley Fresh Peaches Betty
Yellow: JH Yeti Aioli Marta Broken Pink Fly Crawdad Spike
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