- QIC: wingman
- Pax: Alf, Elderly Woman Behind a the Counter in a Small Town, Ledbetter, Mile High, O'Tannenbaum, Orange Whip, PopTart, wamrap
Poorly Hung
Date: 2025-06-25 AO: wamrap Q: Orange Whip PAX: Mile High, Alf, O’Tannenbaum, Orange Whip, poptart, Ledbetter, Elderly Woman Behind a the Counter in a Small Town FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Really just a horrible morning. So I decided to lean in and make it more horrible-er
Went into the stairwell inferno to the rooftop where we did: – Dragonfly’s – Tarantulas – Wal Tar Jai – Turkish Getups – Burpees – Dry docks
Started at sets of 5 and somehow we got to the sets of 30. I was flaming out bad and Alf kept pushing in the lead. He must be taking those Frank Thomas pills that help you keep your energy past 50…don’t forget his tagline at the end of those old commercials: “she’ll love it too”
We had a guy who had been an FNG 3 times. He can’t remember his name so we’ve gotta give him something really bad. Alf is was going with horse names and that’s where Poorly Hung came from but we have to follow the rule that you must be able to tell your kids what your name is and what it means. I’d say we go ahead and name him Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small town. It’s hard to say and it’s funny.
Other things said and wondered:
1. Would a horse with a micro-penis have a bigger penis than an average man 2. Did you know the Terminator movie shows Arnold’s? 3. If you work out mostly with men, chances are you will I’ll be looped into a conversation like this one
OT was sipping drinks last night and still showed up without complaining. Pop Tarts hair is getting long. Mile High always joins us and crushes it when not 30k feet.
Ledbetter takes us VQ next week. Come see it!
Went into the stairwell inferno to the rooftop where we did: – Dragonfly’s – Tarantulas – Wal Tar Jai – Turkish Getups – Burpees – Dry docks
Started at sets of 5 and somehow we got to the sets of 30. I was flaming out bad and Alf kept pushing in the lead. He must be taking those Frank Thomas pills that help you keep your energy past 50…don’t forget his tagline at the end of those old commercials: “she’ll love it too”
We had a guy who had been an FNG 3 times. He can’t remember his name so we’ve gotta give him something really bad. Alf is was going with horse names and that’s where Poorly Hung came from but we have to follow the rule that you must be able to tell your kids what your name is and what it means. I’d say we go ahead and name him Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small town. It’s hard to say and it’s funny.
Other things said and wondered:
1. Would a horse with a micro-penis have a bigger penis than an average man 2. Did you know the Terminator movie shows Arnold’s? 3. If you work out mostly with men, chances are you will I’ll be looped into a conversation like this one
OT was sipping drinks last night and still showed up without complaining. Pop Tarts hair is getting long. Mile High always joins us and crushes it when not 30k feet.
Ledbetter takes us VQ next week. Come see it!
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