Commissioners Unite

Date: 2025-04-04 AO: ufo-ultimatefriz Q: Spyglass PAX: Shank, MARTA, Spyglass, Crawdad, Broken Arrow, David Baker, Fruity Pebbles, Smokey, Yeti, Mayo, Pink Eye, Victoria, Situation, Biden, Sooie FNGs: None COUNT: 15 WARMUP: Biden was spotted doing some leg swing maneuver, trying to lock in before joining Pax on field. Up for debate whether he looked like a high level athlete or auditioning for the Rockettes. After a short stretch, 7’s ensued.
THE THANG: Play begun with Yeti committed to figuring out why the lights weren’t turning on. He even called an old friend, Broken Arrow, Mr. Switchboard himself, to save the day but to no avail. Pink felt Yeti’s absence right off the bat, settling into a multi point hole where they would stay for just about the whole match. At one point around the 3rd quarter, pink did have a run to bring within one point, only for yellow to lay the hammer. All part of the script for the tv ratings. Yours truly was on a heater, hammers for tuddys (sounds like a fundraiser name) took place, and even the former commissioner Vicky was playing nice this morning. You love to see it. Also, major rivalry brewing between Marta and Fruity. You can feel it the air.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive this afternoon (Friday) Breakfast next week Fit With Me leading bracket.
COT: Sooie’s brother finding a job.
Yellow (Winners): Spy Marta Shank Sooie Vicky Crawdad Pink
Pink (Losers): Fly Smokey Situation Yeti Fruity Biden Mayo Broken