What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Date: 2024-10-25 AO: _area-51 Q: Hops PAX: hopper, puddin_pop, Erin Brokavich, Horsehead, geraldo, header, grave_dancer, Cottonmouth, Limey FNGs: None COUNT: 10 Some of Area51’s esteemed royalty assembled at Joust this morning for a common man’s bootcamp. Geraldo said it was exactly 2.0 miles. Yahtzee! Header was doing his Puddin’ impressions throughout the morning, which is to say he was refuseniking and standing around making conversation. The downpainment included the flatulent cacophony of Geraldo, Limey (undoubtedly), Horsehead. Puddin’ refuseniked the crop-dusting, too, which was surprising. Hopper’s form on Freddy Mercury is as if he’s riding a bike with no chain…allegedly. YHC’s partner for the running/rockwork was Grave Dancer. He was like Droopy Dog…everytime I turned and looked he was already back from his running circuit. Remarkable. Erin and YHC connected for a 2nd F happy hour last night, and he was kind enough to post for Joust this morning. I did not do him the same favor on Tuesday at the Nest. Standard stuff to include a trip to the Fartagon for some People’s Chair and burpees/hand-releasers. Ductwork needs to bring in some appropriate rocks to Joust – pebbles a-plenty. Grave Dancer unwisely chose a tennis ball sized rock but the pax appropriately shamed him into putting it back. Anyway, that’s enough. Great way to start the morning. Go encourage someone and lovingly remind them to seek that which is greater than self, larger than life and lasting forever. Aye?!