Dude!



Dude!

Date: 2026-01-16 AO: ufo-ultimatefriz Q: Spyglass PAX: MARTA, David Baker, Fruity Pebbles, smokey, Spikeball, Spyglass, Yeti FNGs: None COUNT: 15 Red 15 – Yellow 7 Red Spyglass Yeti Dora Aoli Bully Stick Smokey Fly With Me
Yellow Biden Peaches Marta Spikeball Duff Fruity Pink Eye Puddles
Pregame: We all knew it would be a tough one with a 5 AM sharp start and 20° weather. On brand with the conditions, the light box was allegedly locked, so lights were not in the cards. Speculation was rampant that Yeti throws better with the light up disc so just claimed that he couldn’t turn them on today. I also say allegedly because I was dead asleep until 5:12 AM when all this was happening. I’m not proud of that.
Game: Speculation was confirmed as Yeti came out throwing dimes for two touchdowns in a row. Spy played some defense early (to make up for sleeping in). Bulleystick had shorts on. Game was tight until around 4-4. Some sloppy yellow play gave red a cushion that they never looked back from. Turns out that if Spikeball calls you “Bro…”, he is actually pissed at you. Peaches had some strong flicks. Smokey had a solid performance, holding it down for the 50+ (respect) division. The Aoli/ Fruity matchup did not disappoint. A special moment of acknowledgment happened at 4:55 that Paris was maybe just leaving to go to Magic Kingdom for the day with the fam, or just returning from a night at Magic City. He will have to shed light on that when he returns. Lead grew steadily, all the way up to 7 as LAX no-showed & play continued to press on towards 5:15. Play suddenly halted as Dora darted towards the back corner chasing down a long throw when he went down with a dislocated knee. Shoutout to Fly With Me for acting swiftly and getting it back in & to Spikeball for grabbing his truck & bringing it around. Dora eventually was carried off & play was done. He was able to drive home.
Postgame: Dora, keep us updated on your status brother. We are all thinking of you and prayed for you in COT. Prayers also for: Ben – Yeti’s longtime CLT friend who had brain tumor urgently removed yesterday. Flys Patient diagnosed w/ cancer this week in late 50’s. Pregnancies

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