- QIC: wingman
- Pax: Crawdad, Fruity Pebbles, JH, Marta, Mayo, Spyglass, ufo-ultimatefriz, Yeti, Zipper
Floaty Hammers
Date: 2026-01-02 AO: ufo-ultimatefriz Q: Spyglass PAX: MARTA, Crawdad, Fruity Pebbles, JH, Mayo, Spyglass, Yeti, Zipper FNGs: None COUNT: 15 Pregame: A collective exhale & warm feeling inside once realizing we’d have 14 pax and lights. Vibes high to start the new year.
The Game: Quote of the morning: “Man, I’m out of shape” – said by about 75% of pax. This excludes Yeti, of course, who believes slow metabolism is a mere myth. Yellow had a rather steady, strong performance. Mayo was ripping 3-story high floaty hammers. His teammates were left questioning whether they needed to signal for a fair catch on the receiving end. Dora was EVERYWHERE. Offense, Defense, metal, physical, spiritual…….it was all there. Even has a massive pull. MVP honors easily. Play drastically stopped when Brainiac went down w/ a non-contact achilles injury. It is feared to be a ruptured achilles. Shoutout to those who jumped in to get a golf cart, drive Brainiacs stick shift car, take him to Ortho Carolina, etc. Way to step up, men. In less important matters, game eventually did carry on and red clawed back to an ultimate point scenario. Yellow received and never looked back, marching down for a score to take it. Effective immediately, we will do more/ better stretching prior to gameplay.
Postgame: • Assisting w/ Brainiac • Breakfast at Stacks next Friday • Chubbs, Barbershop, Shank and others who haven’t been out in a while or receiving from injury, we miss you guys & hope to see you back soon. • Praise for pregnancy announcements from Mr. “Check the Math” Biden & Spyglass.
Brainiac, let us know if any of us can do anything for you.
Yellow (Winners): Spyglass Mayo Fruity Pebbles Peaches Crawdad Biden Dora Aoli
Red (Losers): Yeti Marta Peanut Pink Eye Zipper Wu-Tang Brainiac
The Game: Quote of the morning: “Man, I’m out of shape” – said by about 75% of pax. This excludes Yeti, of course, who believes slow metabolism is a mere myth. Yellow had a rather steady, strong performance. Mayo was ripping 3-story high floaty hammers. His teammates were left questioning whether they needed to signal for a fair catch on the receiving end. Dora was EVERYWHERE. Offense, Defense, metal, physical, spiritual…….it was all there. Even has a massive pull. MVP honors easily. Play drastically stopped when Brainiac went down w/ a non-contact achilles injury. It is feared to be a ruptured achilles. Shoutout to those who jumped in to get a golf cart, drive Brainiacs stick shift car, take him to Ortho Carolina, etc. Way to step up, men. In less important matters, game eventually did carry on and red clawed back to an ultimate point scenario. Yellow received and never looked back, marching down for a score to take it. Effective immediately, we will do more/ better stretching prior to gameplay.
Postgame: • Assisting w/ Brainiac • Breakfast at Stacks next Friday • Chubbs, Barbershop, Shank and others who haven’t been out in a while or receiving from injury, we miss you guys & hope to see you back soon. • Praise for pregnancy announcements from Mr. “Check the Math” Biden & Spyglass.
Brainiac, let us know if any of us can do anything for you.
Yellow (Winners): Spyglass Mayo Fruity Pebbles Peaches Crawdad Biden Dora Aoli
Red (Losers): Yeti Marta Peanut Pink Eye Zipper Wu-Tang Brainiac
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