Date: 2025-10-16 AO: shield Q: tagalong PAX: Cheese Curd, Brisket, Bombay, shrinkwrap, ToeJam, Cooter2 FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Warmup: Dynamic stretches, side chatter, and zero assistance from AI videos — just pure, old-fashioned human suffering.
The Thang: A balanced blend of pain, pride, and poorly timed jokes. Lunges, tarantulas, and enough sweat to short-circuit Cooter2’s new headlamp.
Highlights: – ToeJam & shrinkwrap shared a 45-minute intimate conversation about canned goods and UNC Wilmington glory days. :canned_food::bird: – Brisket felt left out but made up for it by actually doing all the reps. :muscle: – Cooter2 showed up glowing — literally — in a brand new headlamp, likely a post-birthday flex. :birthday::flashlight: – Bombay suggested, “Those two should get a workout in after COT!” …. :joy: – Cheese Curd was so far ahead during lunges and tarantulas that he missed every punchline. :spider::dash:
Moleskine: Strong work by all. The Shield continues its tradition of quality effort, questionable conversation, and undeniable camaraderie. See y’all next week — same time, same nonsense. :shield:
Cooter2 on Q next Week!
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