That’s not important right now

Date: 2025-07-05 AO: chicken-run Q: tuck PAX: midriff, Franky, gumbo, Green Label FNGs: None COUNT: 5 Was there a long and needlessly complicated PreBlast associated with this run? Yes. Yes there was. There’s no need to rehash that here. All you need to know is that we ran from one Chick-fil-A to another and then back again. Did I wake up 12 minutes before 6AM and arrive 5 minutes late? Uh-huh, but that’s irrelevant. Did the route contain a short diversion onto a trail for no good reason? Yes it did, but we don’t need to get into that. Did we run through both lanes of a Chick-fil-A drive-thru, slowing down actual paying customers and grossing out customers and staff alike with our sweaty middle-aged bodies? Well, sure, but that’s not important right now. Did I have a code brown with less than a half a mile to go? Inconsequential! But yes I did. Did this run increase the odds of us running to three Chick-fil-A’s in the near future? Well yeah, obviously, but we can discuss that later. All you need to know right now is we went for a run.