[rucking] Pre-Blast – Brew Ruck 2024, where fitness meets fizz
Date: 2024-05-25 AO: rucking Q: hoover PAX: hoover FNGs: None COUNT: As manay as can make it … Because a 20-something year old 2.0 of one of our pax would rather spend her Saturday rucking across charlotte and drinking beer with her dad’s workout buddies, we decided to do another Brew Ruck. Because carrying a 30-pound pack while drinking 5 pints of beer is definitely cardio, right?
Last year was epic, it rained, someone wore a chainmail shirt, Udder made an appearance, some other 20-something year old took selfies of her and her friends with my phone, all in all 14 brave souls journeyed across South-End. The number of beers consumed exceeded the miles rucked, we call that a win around here. So strap on a ruck, because who doesn’t love back pain with a good buzz, get ready to traverse the concrete jungle and stop at every brewery in sight. Better than a pub crawl, because of the sweat and lack of shameful morning-after stories (no guarantees though).
As your Q, I have meticulously mapped out a route that takes us through the most scenic parts of the city, like that one alley with the mysterious smell. You can count how many homeless people are still in uptown while inhaling second-hand marijuana smoke (I’m sure it’s Delta-8). Pack a few essentials like snacks, a first-aid kit, $20 cash, and a laminated 3×5 card with the name of your designated driver (notice I didn’t say your M, because she doesn’t want to see you after all that drinking, I mean rucking). And don’t forget to wear your finest F3 shirt. Pro-tip: wear one that’s moisture-wicking to handle the sweat and the inevitable beer spillage.
May 25th starting at 11AM at Devil’s Logic Brewery. We’ll make our way out to South End finishing up at Sugar Creek Brewing. Each stop will feature the finest local brews and a chance to question your life choices.
See you on the 25th!
Disclaimer: Hoover and F3 are not responsible for any injuries, hangovers, or regrettable life choices made during the event. Please ruck responsibly and remember safety third.
Last year was epic, it rained, someone wore a chainmail shirt, Udder made an appearance, some other 20-something year old took selfies of her and her friends with my phone, all in all 14 brave souls journeyed across South-End. The number of beers consumed exceeded the miles rucked, we call that a win around here. So strap on a ruck, because who doesn’t love back pain with a good buzz, get ready to traverse the concrete jungle and stop at every brewery in sight. Better than a pub crawl, because of the sweat and lack of shameful morning-after stories (no guarantees though).
As your Q, I have meticulously mapped out a route that takes us through the most scenic parts of the city, like that one alley with the mysterious smell. You can count how many homeless people are still in uptown while inhaling second-hand marijuana smoke (I’m sure it’s Delta-8). Pack a few essentials like snacks, a first-aid kit, $20 cash, and a laminated 3×5 card with the name of your designated driver (notice I didn’t say your M, because she doesn’t want to see you after all that drinking, I mean rucking). And don’t forget to wear your finest F3 shirt. Pro-tip: wear one that’s moisture-wicking to handle the sweat and the inevitable beer spillage.
May 25th starting at 11AM at Devil’s Logic Brewery. We’ll make our way out to South End finishing up at Sugar Creek Brewing. Each stop will feature the finest local brews and a chance to question your life choices.
See you on the 25th!
Disclaimer: Hoover and F3 are not responsible for any injuries, hangovers, or regrettable life choices made during the event. Please ruck responsibly and remember safety third.
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