Change Management

DATE: 2023-01-20 AO: Kevlar Q: Horsehead PAX: Orange Whip, Big League Chew, Rhapsody FNGs: None COUNT: 4 Posting this so Wingman will release the ransomware he installed on my computer. He started messaging me during the COT prayer demanding a Slackblast. Look, I don’t like change and I had finally come to grips with no more backblasts but here we are again. Allow me to swallow this harumph and continue.
THE THANG:
We ran to Matthews Elementary, home of Slim Fast’s original 17 different BRR teams and (one of the) legendary time(s) I almost passed out in the allleyway, and did some cavorting around. Possibly some galivanting. Some may have jaunted or traipsed. It was a blur. Then we ran back home and did the longest 6MOM I have experienced (at least this year).
At least one guy farted.
Pro Tip: If you are faced with the real glass bottles of Heinz Ketchup and you can’t make it happen, tap the bottle right on the little imprinted “57” just under the neck and it’ll get to flowing, stat. It works on the refrigerated and unrefrigerated versions, because ketchup in a restaurant doesn’t have to be kept cold – everyone knows this. Give it a try.
I don’t want to break this slackblaster thing, so perhaps I’ll end here.
– Horsehead