5 pax (4 old and one getting closer every day) conducted the hardest and longest workout ever seen in Area 51. It was a whopper I tell you.
List of what we did
- 500 burpees
- 1,000 merkins
- 2,000 LBC’s
- 15 miles of running
- Mowed Mermaids grass (he’s on vacation)
- 10 Triple nickels (that $1.50)
- Bermuda triangle
- Lifted weights with Purple Haze over at Planet Fitness (I guess that doesn’t count since we worked out inside for that portion)
- Painted the parking deck
We really got after it – old men can get shit done.
Naked Moleskin – Too tired to remember. Like I said we got a lot of shit done. A few observations:
- Snooka cannot physically do karaoke – odd for the fasted 57 year old man on the planet
- Shoe is an expert on Croatia now – just ask him
- Margo didn’t bring us some home made beer – I should have made him do 600 burpees
- Jamboree actually beat Snooka in one of the running portions but came in dead last in the bear crawls
PS – We actually ran two miles and stopped at a rock pile, the outside tables, the parking deck and a nasty ladder of 5, 10, 15, 20 dragon flies and donkey kicks before finishing with a few minutes of Mary but that didn’t sound like a very big fish.
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