Total Eclipse of the Heart by Damascus

  • When:08/21/2017
  • QIC: Damascus
  • The PAX: Bottle Cap, Rockwell, Old McDonald (R), Dasher, Recalculating, Dirty Bird, Doughboy, Radar, FNG (Deflated), Big10, Longhorn, Hooch, RunFlat, Yeast, Posse, Zerox (R), Goodfella, Shop Dawg (R), Foundation, Legal Zoom, The Abacus, Money Ball, Damascus (Q)


Total Eclipse of the Heart by Damascus

23 PAX started eclipse day for a little tour around Cuthbertson filled with a mixture of the usual ribbing, trash talking, and even a little puking by Radar, who despite howling at the moon triumphantly endured to the end.  YHC, took care last night to ensure the belly was good to avoid another 4am cancellation, bringing mixed reviews from the PAX.

 

Warmup

  • Quick 1.5 lap around parking lot – PAX already started to complain
  • 30 SSH – IC
  • 10 Merkins – IC
  • 15 LSS

 

The Thang

Mosey to sidewalk

Stop #1

  • Partner carry to light post
  • At light post – 20 squats + 20 Merkins
  • Switch
  • Repeat for 4 lights

Mosey to Transporter abode

Stop #2

  • 10 Mike Tysons
  • Sprint to / from buses (each round = next bus in line)
  • Repeat until YHC got tired

Mosey toward grass field, but diverted sidewalk to Money Ball’s overwhelming delight

Stop #3

Modified Bearway to Heaven

  • 10 burpees
  • Lunge walk 4 sidewalk squares
  • 9 burpees
  • Lunge walk 4 sidewalk squares
  • 8 burpees
  • Lunge walk 4 sidewalk squares
  • ….
  • 1 burpees
  • Lunge walk 4 sidewalk squares

When finished / circle back and repeat with 6

Mosey to front of school

Stop #4

  • Partner of opposite fitness level
  • Partner 1 = box jumps (50 total as a team)
  • Partner 2 = ½ lap around parking circle

Jailbreak back to start

 

Moleskin

Shout outs

  • The Abacus, who ironically cannot count past 10 and  tried to impose the Richmond counting method but it would not stick with this crew.  I’m sure this will not be his last attempt…
  • Dirty Bird is getting faster and more fit.  Perhaps he’ll fare better in the 2nd half than his beloved Falcons
  •  Radar provided YHC with is 1st Q-induced puking but hung in til the bitter end
  • Goodfella continues to set the pace, especially on burpees but still struggles when told to partner with someone his size
  • Foundation not feeling the burpees today, but was feeling the partner carries (perhaps a little too excited about those)
  • Shop Dawg tried his best to represent Transporter by going shirtless, causing many PAX to later stare directly into the eclipse in hopes of permanent eye damage

 

Announcements

  •  Susan Coleman race – 10/7 – Sign up under Heather’s Heroes and pushing all
  •  Great Wolf Lodge – 11/17 – special rate of $189 (Discount code: 1711F3BA) Reservation phone#: 1-866-751-9653
    • Currently 29 families and +110 people signed up
    • Reserved another 10 blocks for others to join
  • New study begins tonight at Brooklyn Pizza @ 19:30
    • Quiet Strength – Tony Dungy

Welcome / Name FNG – Deflated

Welcome ‘The’ Abacus moving from Richmond, VA

  • Don’t mess w/ his wife
  • Works for Tesla but drives a VW
  • Looking for a neighborhood and a church

Prayer

Out to enjoy the eclipse

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