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Completing the Square with that guy from the Gazebo

On a beautiful morning in Downtown Matthews, nine Pax gathered to begin their journey. They would soon be joined by one……

Here’s what we did:

  • Mosey to the Mobility & More Parking lot and circle up
    •  Side Stradle Hope
    • Imperial Walkers
    • Mountain Climbers
  • Mosey toward the Pizza Peel benches- however there was someone already sitting there so didn’t want to scare her with this motley crew
  • Audible towards the stone circle near the Library- while ignoring the ominous snoring coming from the Gazebo
    • At the stone circle:
    • 10 Decline Merkins
    • 10 stepups (each leg)
    • 10 dips
    • Repeato, except incline Merkins
  • Mosey towards the corner of the Library- and we turn around to find that Safelite has joined us to bring us up to 10! Apparently he had been sleeping in the gazebo last night to ensure that he made it to Peak on time, and just missed his alarm. Much rejoicing was had, and we began the main Thang:
    • Begin a Four Corners ladder
      • Begin with Corner 1, with 10 merkins.
      • Run to Corner 2, and do 10 Carolina Dry Docks
      • Back to Corner 1 for merkins, then 2 for CDD, then add Corner 3 for 10 Burpees (ugh)
      • All the way back to corner one doing every exercise, then to corner 4 for LBCs (yes doing the exercises at every corner)
      • All the way back to the starting corner, hitting every station, and then to complete the square by running every corner, including corner 1 on the back end (exercise was 10 squats).
      • Run all the way back around the building, making sure to stop at every station.
      • Split up and run around the building to find Hot Corner, who went back for some more pain
  • Woof. From there, mosey back to Pizza Peel, and grab some wall
    • People’s Chair
    • People’s Chair with arm raises
    • People’s Chair holding arms straight out the entire duration
  • Back to Launch and finish up with some Mary

FIN

 

Moleskine

A good crowd out today for a good beatdown. The burpees on Corner #3 really helped to bring the pain for everyone.

Hot Corner joined us for his first site visit- Apparently F3 Mint Hill was trying to get in touch with their feelings or stretch or something and he wasn’t having any of it. He was out front steadily pacing us- and also loved the four corners so much, he went back for more. Glad to have you out, hope this is not your last visit to Peak.

Spammer also showed up for the first time! He’s become a consistent presence at Mountain Goat on Fridays (5:15 at South Charlotte Middle) and he decided to stretch his wings and fly onto bootcamp workouts. A lot less running today, with a lot more burpees.

Smokey and South Paw were out front leading the pack as usual. South Paw’s got the stride of an antelope- which helps trying to keep up with the force of nature that is Smokey.

Gullah and Beaver were looking strong the whole way. I hope to one day grow up to be as cool as Beaver- I would say the same about Gullah, but he roots for GA Southern, and that’s just gross.

I also have a confession- Safelite didn’t sleep in the gazebo. But upon arriving fashionably late, he proceeded to run around downtown Matthews until he found us (dedication!). Next time we’ll hide for the first 20 minutes so he ends up running around for 3-4 miles, and eventually has to link up with the Sparta guys.

Slim Fast and Sensei were there as well, talking through how to fix America’s broken political system, or determining the theological implications of different kinds of BBQ-  or something.

Prayer Requests

Continue to pray for Slim’s buddy Chris who is continuing  to recover from a stroke. He has made good progress but still has a long way to go.

 

Thanks Sensei and DAS BOOT (Lois) for letting me lead- always a pleasure to be in the Gloom!

Patience is a Virtue

On a freezing cold morning in South Charlotte, Nine Brave Pax made there way to Gumby. Here’s what we got into:

Warm up

  • Start out with Devotion (Lamentations 3:21-26)
  • Warm up
  • 20 SSH
  • 20 IW
  • 3 Delayed Merkins (Hold at Plank and six inches
  • Down to Cat Cow (5 times)
  • Side Bends (5 Breaths) L/R

The main thing

  • Mountain
  • Sun salutation (X4)
    • Arms reaching overhead
    • Full fold (heavy body)
    • Up to halfway lift
    • Into plank
    • Down into up dog/Cobra
    • Move into Down dog (Walk the Dog)
    • Step into Lunge, then move into full fold
    • From full fold to mountain
  • Back to Mountain
  • Begin Sun Salutation until Plank
  • Warrior 1
  • Warrior 2
  • Peaceful Warrior (Repeat warrior flow on other side)
  • Warrior 3
  • Starfish
  • In mountain, beginning balance poses
  • Begin with Tree (right leg up, then flapjack)
  • On your six,
  • Right leg in, reach for your left (switch)
  • Both legs out and reach
  • Butterfly- sitting tall, pushing your legs with your elbows in order to open up your hips (5 breaths)
  • Pigeon, (finally!) both sides
  • One Legged Wind Remove- both sides
  • Dead Pigeon both sides
  •  Corpse pose
  • Review Devotion again
  • Done!

Announcements

F3 Dads this Sunday- This Sunday at 3pm Polo Ridge Elementary school 11830 Tom Short Rd, Charlotte, NC 28277. Bring the kids, and bikes hover boards and whatever else!

Chopper is on Q next week!

Moleskine

A great group of regulars this morning on what was a cold day. Most folks seemed to wimp out on the pre-run with the exception of two brave souls (Tclaps Julep and Jello).

The flow was a classic one- that’s been used before seemed everyone’s IT bands were hurtin, as there were early calls for Pigeon (especially Beaver- he got REALLY into Pigeon today).

Music today was classics from the 1990s- everyone seemed to be into it, especially when we hit Wonderwall. Also food for thought- with the Turn of the decade the 1990 is the same distance away as 2050 is (what???)

 

Thanks again guys for the opportunity to lead!

The Dirty 30 Celebration

On a beautiful Thursday morning, where it was almost chilly, 7 men moseyed on down to Matthews Elementary to see what trouble we could get in. Here’s what we did:

Mosey to the angled parking lot

30X SSH

30XIW

15X LSS

15X Windmill

Mosey to the parking lot by the Farmer’s Market

30X Hillbilly

Mosey to Pizza Peel

30 LBCs OYO

Mosey to the Library

The Main Event

Partner up. Partner 1 is the “Nomad”- they begin some type of moving exercise around the Library Circle. Partner 2 does a called stationary exercise for 30 reps. Once done, Partner 2 meets Partner 1 and they run the Library circle and Flapjack

Round 1:

Partner 1- Lunges

Partner 2- 30 X Squats

Round 2:

Partner 1- Inchworm

Partner 2- 30 x Merkins

Round 3:

Partner 1- Bear Crawl

Partner 2- 30 X CDD

Round 4:

Partner 1- Backwards Run

Partner 2- 30 x LBC

Done with the Main Event

Mosey to the Pizza Peel- and use their benches for:

10 Decline Merkins

20 Step ups (10 Each Leg)

30 Dips

Head back to launch for some Mary and done!

Moleskine

After a long wait, I am officially a 30 year old! And the boys let me know it. Very talkative crowd today Lois and Sensei especially honed in on the hacking chest cough that I had to remind me I’m not a young man anymore (Great Example Site Qs….) Thumper and Sardine were out front looking strong all day- and I learned that Thumper has three daughters with the oldest getting ready to get her drivers license- that’ll be an adventure for sure!

Houdini looking strong, pushing along some guy that I didn’t know…. I think his name was Nomad? He’s finally come home- at least for this one workout. Thanks for showing up in honor of the Dirty 30 celebration.

There was a sighting of Slim Fast. but as soon as he saw me roll up with my intimidating weinke he vanished… or he might have had a meeting. You decide.

Thanks guys for allowing me to lead and for pushing me- as I leave my 20s behind and look towards a new decade, I’m struck again about how grateful I am for F3. Comparing where my health is currently vs where I was when I was at 25 I’m just blown away. Five years ago I would have never thought I’d run a half marathon. I would have never thought I’d have run through the mountains over a weekend and not died. But because of the men in the gloom- guys like Nomad, and SlimFast and Sensei who were pushing me- I’m moving into my 30s better off then I was five years ago. I’m grateful for each and everyone of you. See you in the gloom!

A (Short) Tour around Matthews

It was another beautiful day in Matthews for Peak 51. Here’s what we got into:

Run to the Parking lot

SSHX25

IWX25

Mountain CilmbersX25

Suicides- stop at each light post for an exercise

1st Round: 5 Merkins

2nd Round: 10 Squats

3rd Round- 3 Burpees

From here, mosey to the park, and partner up for some Dora

100 Merkins

200 Squats

300 LBCs

Mosey on back to the school to the wall

People’s chair with air presses

Time!

Moleskine

A pretty straightforward morning. I was initially hoping to travel out to the Matthews Library, but trying to keep up with Sensei and Slim during the pre run wiped me out- so we kept it pretty close.

Good to see Thumper back! He mentioned something about doing tennis or something late at night, so not coming to much F3 at the moment. Glad he could lay down the racket, and put on his big boy shorts again.

Rest of the crew was in good form- the mumble chatter slowly went away the further we got into it. Must have been the humidity- the F3 Dog days of summer are definitely back.

Thanks to Lois and Sensei for the opportunity to lead!

A Beautiful Morning

Tweetsie posting on behalf of Damn Gina:

It was a great morning in Matthews as 7 pax got together for a great stretch. Here is what we did:

  • Trapezius stretch while standing in mountain pose
  • Bend down into a forward fold.
  • Kick out into a plank
  • Walk it into a down dog
  • Slide through a plank into cobra
  • Push back up to down dog
  • Roll up slowly to mountain
  • Warrior I – left side
  • Warrior II – left side
  • Warrior I – left side
  • Warrior I – right side
  • Warrior II – right side
  • Warrior I – right side
  • Sit down
  • Easy twist – left
  • Easy twist – right
  • Corpse pose
  • Right knee to chest (Pavanamuktasana)
  • Knee down twist pose – left (Jathara Parivrtanasana)
  • Corpse pose
  • Left knee to chest (Pavanamuktasana)
  • Knee down twist pose – right (Jathara Parivrtanasana)
  • Corpse pose
  • Plank on elbows
  • Child’s Pose
  • Plank on elbows
  • Child’s Pose
  • Easy Twist – Left
  • Easy Twist – Right
  • Sit up

Moleskine

This beautiful morning was my second Q and I made an attempt at refining and extending our stretches. I was super nervous during my first Q and I felt I moved too fast so today I made sure we held each pose for half a minute and the pacing felt much better. Everyone enjoyed the music the first time so I brought back Dusk to Dawn by Emancipator. Thank you again to all the pax for allowing me to lead them.

Sneakin and Creakin (Joints)

On another muggy day in South Charlotte, 5 PAX came to stretch out the kinks. Here’s how it went:

  • Start out with Devotion
  • Corpse Pose- with butterfly combo-  (on your back, with feet together into the butterfly)
  • Bring your knees up, and then slowly straighten your legs
  • With straightened legs, Keep pressing down through your feet, and bring your arms up one at a time for the pencil. You should feel the stretch all the way up to your fingertips
  • Cat Cow (5 times)
  • Side Bends (5 Breaths) L/R

The main thing

  • Mountain
  • Sun salutation (X4)
    • Arms reaching overhead
    • Full fold (heavy body)
    • Up to halfway lift
    • Into plank
    • Down into up dog/Cobra
    • Move into Down dog (Walk the Dog)
    • Step into Lunge, then move into full fold
    • From full fold to mountain
  • Back to Mountain
  • Begin Sun Salutation until Plank
  • Warrior 1
  • Warrior 2
  • Peaceful Warrior (Repeat warrior flow on other side)
  • Starfish
  • In mountain, beginning balance poses
  • Begin with Tree (right leg up, then flapjack)
  • Eagle
  • Right leg pull up
  • Left leg pull up
  • Right knee up
  • Left Knee up
  • On your six,
  • Right leg in, reach for your left (switch)
  • Both legs out and reach
  • Butterfly- sitting tall, pushing your legs with your elbows in order to open up your hips (5 breaths)
  • Pigeon, both sides
  • Child’s Pose
  • Dead Pigeon both sides
  • Then move to one legged wind removing
  • Once you do both sides do happy baby, and back to Corpse pose
  • Review Devotion again
  • Done!

Moleskine

So the job is straightforward for a Site Q-make sure someone is leading the workout and (in the case of the Gumby site Q) open and unlock the Scout Hut. I’ve figured out number 1, but this is the second straight time I’ve opened the door (but not unlocked) and left my keys in the scout hut with the door locked.

Thankfully the scouts are trusting, and I was able to find another way to sneak in- and it wasn’t the same way in that I had found the last time. Seriously, if you need somewhere at 2am to learn how to tie a Prusik Hitch (thanks Google), there will probably be a way to get into the scout hut.

Beaver was out here showing us how flexible he is. He looked like some type of circus acrobat the way he was touching his toes.

Madison in particular was feeling the not attending Gumby- mentioning how much flexibility he’s lost. Granted, he also just swam five miles, biked 56 and ran 42 for his triathlon he just completed (distances estimated). Kudos good sir!

Great to see Grave Dancer- the pain I saw in his face reflected the my own creaking joints, which was a comfort. But, when you are prerunning what seemed like 10 miles, that’s bound to happen.

Don’t sleep on ya boy Lois he’s showed up for the pre run, and posted a time showing he’s ready for the 3rd annual (since we started F3) Mountain Goat Timed Mile taking place on Friday. He’s gonna blow away his previous PR, and use the extra time to get some in some ‘Crootin for competitive Depth.

Thanks for coming out- appreciate the opportunity to lead!

Java Run..at Peak?

On a (annoyingly) cold spring day, four brave souls made their way to Peak 51 in the heart of Area 51. Here’s what we got into:

Head towards the shopping center parking lot

SSH

Imperial Walkers

Mountain Climbers

7s- 1 Merkin, 6 LSS to start out with

Travel- stop by Mac’s Speed Shop to smell the BBQ, and end up at Cotton Gin Alley for some Hill Billy’s

Continue Traveling to Pizza Peel-then to the Pizza Peel

Partner up- Travel opposite directions, 10 hand slap merkins when you meet

Round 1: Run

Round 2: Lunge

Travel to Brakeman’s

Head inside to get warm, and grab some java

Head back outside and run (with said Java) back to launch

Done!

Moleskine

Upon arriving and realizing it was going to be a light crowd, I decided to emulate the great (and unfortunately now somewhat mythical) Drano and treat the PAX to some Brakeman’s- so all of today was geared towards getting us there.

The “Java run” with actual Java in hand was waaay too entertaining, and may make a return appearance sooner rather than later.

Great group of guys- initially it appeared to only be three, then BullWinkle three wheeled it into the parking lot at 5:31.

It was a little sketch today- apparently (sources after notified me) the 4th graders at Matthews Elementary were going on a trip- but that mean that parents had their kids in one of the parking lots that we use around 5:40. It was mass chaos- parents moving parking spaces for no good reason, kids just randomly appearing out of the gloom, all the while the bus didn’t come until the very end of the workout.

Thanks to Lois and Sensei for allowing me to Q- see you in the gloom! (yes you- it’s warm now so you should make a return appearance and stop slacking).

Stretching under the Antler Lights

On another great Wednesday morning six PAX came down to the scout hut and stretched it out. Here’s how it went:

Devotion

Corpse Pose StartQ

Move From Corpse into Child’s Pose

TableTop for Cat Cow (5 Breaths)

Left Side Right Side

Plank

Left Arm High

Right Arm High

Six Inches- 10 Seconds

One Sun Salutation together

Then- Do Sun Salutation non stop for two minutes (Goal is to get warmed up-speed up even if that is needed)

Lizard- 45 Seconds Right

Hamstrings(Straighten out Leg) 45 Seconds

Lizard Quad- 45 Seconds

Right Side

Back to Mountain

Sun Salutation- Meet in Downward Dog

Right leg to the sky and Hold Three legged dog

Lizard flow- Left leg then right leg

One Sun Salutation- OYO

Repeat flow on other side

Sun Salutation Meet in downward Dog

Pigeon- Left Side then Right  side 1 minute at least on each side

 Depending on time- Tree for balance

 Then on your Six

 ButterFly

Reach for Toes- right leg then left leg then both

Pretzel stretch

Happy Baby

Corpse Pose

DONE

MoleSkine

Was a good group of the veterans today- which was great since I hadn’t been to Gumby about two months- they made the transition back easy.

Mumble chatter was light- Lois had some words about me traveling to Australia, but nothing crazy.

We did have all the lights on but decided to switch up the mood- hence stretching under the antler lights.

Enjoyed the opportunity to lead- appreciate you guys!

Eating Baklava wearing a Balaclava

On quite a frigid morning, Five brave souls came out to Peak 51 to shake off the ice. Here’s how it went:

The Thang

Leave launch, and head to the FBC office parking lot

SSHx20

IWx20

Mountain Climbers X20

Mosey to the backside of the Hardware store

HillbilliesX20

Mosey to Pizza Peel- 10 Merkins

Mosey to the Matthews Library and partner up

Travel different directions around the circle and when you meet up- 10 hand slap Merkins

Round 1- Run

Round 2- Run

Round 3-Backwards Run

Round 4- Lunges

Leave the Library, and make a beeline for Stumptown Park

Switch (kindof?) partners for Dora- Partner 1 run the path in stumptown, 2 does the exercise:

60 Merkins

150 Squats

200 LBCs

Mosey back to launch, and hit the wall for some people’s chair, plus arm raises

20XLBCs

5 Burpees

Done!

Prayers-

Glass Joe’s Father in Law Passed- be in prayer for the Family

Continued recovery for Hoffa

Lobsta Roll- hip replacement

F3 guys on F3 mission- safe trip/travels

Moleskine

Man.. it was cold!

The type of cold that makes you unsure if anyone is going to show up. I should’ve known better, as we had a solid group of regulars show up.

Swiss Miss and Slim immediately began competing in the “who is the most layered up.” But the real winner was Lois, sporting his new Balaclava- which I learned is different than Baklava. You can eat a Baklava while wearing a Balaclava, even though it might be difficult- but you definitely don’t want to wear a Baklava and try to eat a Balaclava. It won’t work- or it will and just be really really messy.

In addition, Lois, regaled the story of Stone Cold’s continued calling of a ninja during Skunk works earlier in the week- which was proven true when 30 seconds after rallying with Sparta for COT all of a sudden you heard SC yell “NINJA” as loud as he could at Lois.

Things went smoothly until we hit the Library and I called for Partners. Lumber Jack and I immediately partnered up and were good to go. But for some reason, Slim, Sensei, Swiss Miss and Lois could not figure it out. I mean, there was going to be a mix up in groups, but they took like five minutes just trying to figure it out.

Going to Stumptown, complaints abounded (mainly from Slim Fast)- apparently we were not doing enough reps, while at the same time doing too may reps. Typical.

Speaking of which- kudos to Slim Fast and Sensei for pre running. It was the first times I’ve done an “angry pre run”- we ended up talking about the state of politics in America, and we shaved off all kinds of time off our mile pace #angryrun

Consensus of the group was not any crazy superbowl plans- though I did learn that Beantown Tavern is owned by a Patriots fan so it’s gonna be LIT. In case you need a spot to watch the big game.

Thanks to Sensei and Lois for the opportunity to lead in the winter Tundra- SYITG!

The Cold Corporate Side of Matthews

On a nippy morning in the southernmost tip of Mecklenburg County, 7 men decided to go run around town. Here’s what we did:

Start Running

Left out of Matthews Elemntary

Right onto Main Street- Stop at every Stop Sign to get some pain stations in. (SSH, IW, Merkins)

Right onto John Street, then cross over onto Ames Street- SQUATS pain station

Right onto E Matthews, Left onto Independence Parkway

Run downhill until you hit Target, take a right into the Parking Lot

Sevens- Jump Squats and Merkins

Once we were all done, gathered and left onto 51.

Left onto N Trade Street

Right onto Charles.

Left onto Ames.

Left on Main Street

Back to Matthews Elementary and finish!

Total around 5.5 Miles

MoleSkine

Let’s get it out of the way- it was cold. But perfect running weather- cold enough you want to get moving, warm enough that you’re not frozen once you do get moving.

In my mind, Sparta is one of the underrated workouts out there- A good mix of running with just enough bootcamp to make it interesting, right in the heart of the beautiful downtown Matthews.

Gypsy apparently had been promoting that I would provide a local, scenic tour of Matthews, however, I had already decided on the cold, coporate approach- heading to TARGET, by way of passing the Harris Teeter Coporate office, and the (I think) gears or sprockets office.

Great group out there- all cold (figuratively and literally) blooded veterans who know what’s up.

Christmas was out in the lead- but he’s so nice he didn’t open up the throttle on a couple of occasions because he in fact several times you could tell he was waitin on me. He got tired of that and disappeared from view once he opened it up on 51.

Gypsy wasn’t far behind but it took him a bit to get warmed up- he was still feeling the pain that is Skunkworks (only the biggest and the baddest show out there on Tuesday’s morning).

Full House was cranking it out today- fun story, while I was running one Monday with the legendary Slim Fast and Peak Q- guru, Sensei when all of a sudden he materialized in his car. So I learned he lives right down the road from Sensei, and is close to a couple of the other guys! Truly a small world.

Arena and Retread were coming on strong- both veteran runners who were knocking it out.

And of course, Joker who rated this Q highly- I was on his podium for one of the top 2 workouts he had been too in January! (he had only been to two, but we won’t talk about that).

All types of good mumble chatter, but can’t remember it all.

But on a serious note, right before I Q’d this morning, I listened to the Nations Podcast on runners’ safety, and tried to modify the workout as much as I could with the suggestions. Good news- it works. Keeping an eye on the 6, adding an additional bit to the disclaimer- it’s not hard to do. But even the little things can make an impact- especially as Q, where what you do sets the tone for the entire workout. Whether running, or bootcamp, or stretch, the key is we are all out there getting better- safely.

Thankful for these guys- thanks Madison and Gypsy for letting me lead!