Full Body Foxhole

  • When:10/09/2017
  • QIC: General
  • The PAX: Frehley's Comet (R), Voodoo, Argonaut, General (QIC)


Full Body Foxhole

YHC arrived at 450AM to the Foxhole lot praying that no other PAX would show for a pre-run as my legs were still somewhat destroyed from the Ragnar. Argo’s 2.0 did me a solid and decided to wake up during the wee hours of the night afraid of a monster that most likely somewhat resembled myself…My prayer was answered and I got and extra 20min of sleep + ESPN radio as I awaited the main event.

530 painted the clock and 4 took to the ‘Hole starting off with a short mosey around the parking lot where we ran into another fearsome foursome that was headed to the turf fields for what looked to be light calisthenics.

The Thang (KB / Merkin Sets)

  • 20 KB Swings / 20 Merkins (called variety) / Sprint (or move as briskly as possible somewhere between a sprint and a mosey…spawning the new term “Sposey”)
    • Trad Merk
    • Wide Arm Merkin
    • Incline Merkin
    • Decline Merkin
  • Mosey to monkey bars for negative pull-up sets
    • 5 Negatives
    • 4 Negatives
    • 3 Negatives…the PAX figured out the pattern (Mathletes) on down to 1
  • 20 KB Swings / 20 Merkins (called variety) / Sprint (or move as briskly as possible somewhere between a sprint and a mosey)
    • Diamond Merkin
    • Dive Bomber Merkin
    • Stagger Right/Stagger Left Merkin (10 each)
    • Plyo Merkin
  • Mosey to monkey bars for negative pull-up sets
    • 1 Negative
    • 2 Negatives
    • 3 Negatives…the PAX figured out the pattern (Mathletes) on up to 5
  • 20 KB Swings / 20 Merkins (called variety) / Sprint (or move as briskly as possible somewhere between a sprint and a mosey)
    • Spartan Merkin (Plyo/Stagger Combo)
  • Line up on Parking Lot Lines for Squats w/ Bell (PAX choice on Squat type)
    • Line 1 = 1 Squat
    • Line 2 = 2 Squats
    • Line 3 = 3 Squats all the way up to Line 10 = 1o Squats
    • Work back down the later from 10 Squats down to 1

Moleskin

It was a strange October morning, being that it was unseasonably warm and humid and that we ran into yet another odd group of characters in the mean streets of Elon Park. 4 men who “Have Re-Committed to Foxhole” showed up and knocked it out. With small numbers, there is nowhere to hide and none of the PAX showed up expecting to hide.

VOODOO – strong work as always, setting the pace on the KB Swings and a majority of the Sposeys

FREHLEY’S COMET – a man committed to the Foxhole, great push on the negatives and holding yourself accountable to knock ’em all out

ARGONAUT – Started out as a beast before succumbing to the weight of the Liberty Bell. Beast mode nonetheless to tote that monster.

With that, I retreat back up to my Man Cave for Football, Baseball, a few beers and continued icing of my destroyed legs.

 

Over & Out

-General

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Argonaut
6 years ago

Very Solid Q, and a well put together BB, Gen. Underscore; you have it all here:


Coining new terms, calling out Madamme T, and mocking the non-Foxhole Elonners is sort of a trifecta in its own right. Not QUITE as cool as your average Kid Rock trifect weekend, but still a very cool troika of accomplishments.


Tres claps for you. #recommitting

Voodoo
6 years ago

Great Q, General. Simple, but effective. The squats at the end were cruel and unusual. And the only reason I was in front on any of the “sposeys” was because my chest and tris gave out after the first few rounds of merkins. #noodles

Thanks for having this #kotters back out to the ‘hole.

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