I caught a cheater and his name is One Eye

  • When:8/1/2016
  • QIC: Bushwood (NOT One Eye)
  • The PAX: Rock, Love Bug, Love Boat, Doogie, Pot Hole, Hamlet, Bout Time, FNG-O'fer, Pele, Mary Jo, Pulp Fiction, Talk Box, Iron Mike, Bushwood, and NO One Eye


I caught a cheater and his name is One Eye

….more on that in a minute…

Run to Carmel Pres
–SSH x 20
–Mountain Climbers x 20

Run to Valencia Terrace and Partner up
–20 Partner Derkins each at every speed bump and stop sign to end of VT (5 stops)
–Flutter x 20
–10 Partner Sit-ups each at same stops back to top of VT
–Dolly x 20
–LBC x 20
–Backwards run up VT hill x 2 #ouch

Run to Mullens Ford
–10 Diamonds at every street light on the left all the way up to Carmel Rd. (10 stops)
–Alternate b/t backwards run and forwards run b/t lights or until Rock falls on top of Hamlet and then only forwards run
–Freddie Mercury x 20

Hustle back to Carmel Park

Moleskin
Rock totally ruined my plan for more backwards by falling on top of Hamlet while he was doing diamonds. Thankfully he didn’t land on Hamlet’s back, which is still a fragile thing.

We had an FNG and he was named “Mr. Shrew” or something like that. Honestly, can’t remember why we named him that. The group really wanted to name him “Snugger” because he went to Rock Hill High School, home of the Trojans. I nixed that since he would have to tell his wife and kids why he was named Snugger. Still a funny name though. Anyways, he went to Clemson and they are currently 0-58 playing the Heels in Chapel Hill. So, I am going to name him “O’fer”. Welcome and when, if ever, you get that win in Chapel Hill, we can talk about a new name.

Back to my cheater saga. So, I get a text from One Eye on Saturday saying he will not be able to Q on Monday. I said “No problem trusty co-site Q, I will take it for you.” He said “Great! Thanks! Give me a date in September”. So, I show up Monday, no One Eye, but thats to be expected. So, later that Monday I am reading some BB’s when I came upon this from Horsey: One Eye was in the pax list!

What the fudge! So he abandoned his co-site Q duties, abandoned his Q duties, and posts at a different site??? I was crushed. Destroyed. Teary eyed. Will probably never recover and I don’t know how One Eye can ever earn my trust anymore #doghouse.

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One Eye
7 years ago

wasn’t me …..

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