Fartsacked!

  • When:02/18/16
  • QIC: Witch Doctor
  • The PAX: Fletch, Brown, Turkey Leg, Busch, Bananas, Witch Doc. (Q)


Fartsacked!

Many Pax fartsacked this am, and 6 real men came to get stronger.

After a quick warmup we got right to it.

The Thang:

3 rounds of:

  • 20 – 2 handed swings
  • 15 – 1 handed swings
  • 20 – hand to hand swings
  • 5 – 1 handed swing and catch the bell at the top, each side.

3 rounds of:

  • Clean, each arm (1rep, 2 rep, 3 rep, 4 rep)
  • Press, each arm (1rep, 2 rep, 3 rep, 4 rep)
  • bottoms-up press, each arm (1rep, 2 rep, 3 rep, 4 rep)
  • One legged press, each arm (1rep, 2 rep, 3 rep, 4 rep)
  • bottoms-up clean and press, each arm (1rep, 2 rep, 3 rep, 4 rep)

2 rounds of:

  • High pulls, each arm (1rep, 2 rep, 3 rep, 4 rep)
  • Snatch, each arm (1rep, 2 rep, 3 rep, 4 rep)

3 rounds of:

  • 5 deadlifts
  • 5 One-legged RDL, each leg
  • 5 Lunge, each leg
  • 5 Reverse lunge, racked, each leg
  • 5 Pass-through lunge, each leg

We ran out of time at this point, I’ll have to save the rest for another time!

The stinky moleskin:

  • Busch didn’t realize he was no longer in the fartsack, and blasted us throughout with fumes that at times put a halt to our workout.
  • Turkey Leg decided to blast back.  The WMDs were released at Meathead!
  • I was grateful to be upwind for most of this, and seemed to have been spared irreversible neurological, physical, and psychological damage.
  • Despite being under noxious cloud, we worked hard.  There was some mumbling about doing just 1 rep would be a joke at Meathead, but there wasn’t much joking about it after the second round.
  • Even though I wasn’t here in the early days of F3, you OGs helped me to know what it was really like.
  • Thanks guys for allowing me to lead!

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Fletch
8 years ago

Great Q, terrible air quality. I was caught in the middle of that epic battle and let me tell you – it is difficult to do KB snatches while holding ones breath. There were a few close calls with the swing and catch…that one may be better in the summer w/out thick gloves. My left arm said “no mas” several times during the bottoms up shoulder presses…ouch.

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