Packed the Toyota with 6 cinder blocks and 2 KBs (40 & 45). Utah rode with me and was in the dark on the gear. He noticed the blocks while stretching next to the cargo hold. He uttered a remark of disgust that I quickly forgot. Likely due to the Anvil gear hangover provided by Alf on Wednesday. TR came in hot, but in time for the 13 PAX to count off 1 and 2 prior to disclaimer. Off we went.
Brisk mosey down Conlan. Left on Brixham across Bally Corp to Bull Ring. Circle up in plank.
COP
MC x 15 IC
Merkin x 10 IC
Diamond Merkin x 10 IC
SSH x 10 IC
Mosey up Bally Corp hill to the bridge. People’s chair plank. 10 Turkees.
Mosey back down the hill. Left at exercise trail. Continue to Loch Ness. Plank-o-rama.
Mosey back to launch to pick up the gear.
Team 1 vs. Team 2. Shared gear carry back to the bridge on Bally Corp Pl. Winner: Team 1.
10 Turkees. Gear carry back down hill and follow previous route to Loch Ness. Drop gear at end of exercise trail.
Mile
Run the loop 3 times with stops at Corp 1 (20 Derkin) and Corp 2 (5 Box-Jump Burpees)
Plank-o-rama to regroup. Grab gear and drop it the back of Thin Mint’s truck. Quick mary to regroup.
Mosey up Conlan. Dodge Starbuck’s traffic. Continue to top floor of parking deck.
Burp-and-Merk
Burpees with increasing number of merkins. 1-10.
Down stairwell to ground floor level.
Sprints. 2 decks at a time to the top. Back down stairs. Flutter x 20.
Head home at whatever pace you choose. COT
Moleskin
Ran this workout the last time YHC Q’d The Brave 01/29/2016. Really enjoyed the workout and had some great feedback afterwards, so decided to run it back. Mario called it from the gate on the run to the Bull Ring. Felt compelled to tell the crew it was a recycle. MT threw a jab at lack of Q creativity. Fair enough. The weather was much better for round 1 when we had 4 fewer cinder blocks and 4 more men. The humidity #smoked YHC.
Fast group of guys today. No real surprises. Welcome to site FNG’s Meatloaf and Rachel. We realized we were a man down upon arrival at the deck. Quick survey and our missing PAX was Meatloaf. Site Q Thin Mint took off to look for him. No sign of him on the search mission. We realized his car was gone when we got back to launch for COT. YHC followed up electronically to make sure he was OK. Good news, he was just fine. Some minor cramping and the stop at launch provided the perfect exit strategy. He assured me he will make his exit known should he bow out early again. He was crushing it.
T-claps to Frasier for carrying a cinder block from launch lot to bridge. Pop Tart did the same with a KB. Utah appears to enjoy running with large objects. He was crushing as well. Mario was right next to me on two occasions to offer relief, thankfully. TR has gotten quite fast and Champagne really impressed on one of the sprints. Great to see Hairball out today. Had to give him a hard time about hands hitting pavement #purerunner. He had gloves and killed it. Buckeye took his tank off in COT. Just as jacked as last week at BROlympics. Whole crew pushed hard today.
Appreciate the invite from Thin Mint to Q The Brave. Always a tough workout. Solid work men.
Announcements
Richard Sheltra Memorial 5K. Tomorrow in Pineville. Good number of F3 guys registered to run. REGISTER
Bucky’s M organized a charity event for tomorrow: Spring Fling Craft Brew Fest to benefit an orphanage in Kenya: LINK
The Arsenal in Indianland. Change in format. 30 minute pre-run (HILLS) followed by 45 minute bootcamp. MT says it is HARD and you should try it.
Isaiah 40:31- but those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
The PreBlasted THANG:
http://f3nation.com/2017/04/24/preblast-swift-3year-anniversary/
What we actually did:
Moleskin:
Announcements:
As usual, the best AO in South Charlotte (including SOB – ie The Brave) on Friday morning had 20 strong, including 6 Respects. No Hate Hate’s this morning – guess they thought a birthday party for an old man would be boring (easy) – shows how little they know. This one hurt but that may be because YHC stayed up late last night and had a few toddy’s at dinner.
The Thang
COP – SSH X15, Merkins X15, Mtn Climbers X15, 5 burpees (good thing we warmed up in parking lot – Runstopper roles in just as we are starting burpess). He’ll need a doctors note next week for his tardiness.
Mosey across 51 to Palentine for The Cross. Start at top and go down one side for 10 of called exercise, back up for 1 burpee, down next side for 10 of called exercise, back up for 2 burpees, down 3rd side for 10 of called exercise, back up for 3 burpees, down 4th side for 10 of called exercise, and back up for 4 burpees. Keep repeating up the ladder. Originally called for ladder to 12 but years of training (10,000 fails) prompted me to audible to 8 (except Marconi and Swiper didn’t hear me so they get some extra credit). Exercises were merkins, jump squats, mountain climbers, and knee ups.
Mosey back to the tables in front of the school for quick circuit work of 10 and then 15 step-ups, dips, and decline merkins.
Over to fence along side of football field for next ladder. 5, 10, 15, 20 Dragon Flys at bottom and 5, 10, 15, 20 wall merkins at top of deck.
Back to parking lot for a few minutes of Ring of Fire to run out the clock.
Naked Moleskin
Combination of heat, wet hill, and slope of Palentine made this one tough. Would have gone to 12 on The Cross except the M birthday party last night had me dragging a little bit. Two of our Respects, Marconi and Checkpoint were out front on The Cross, along with Brilleaux, while I’m pretty sure Swiper skipped a segment or 3. Just wish he had passed on the fart – smelled like a cat crawled up his rear and died. Mr. Brady warned the pax early enough such that we were able to create some space.
LIkewise, the Dragon Fly/Wall Merkin ladder on the deck was a grind. The stairs were really starting to burn on the last set – hell even on the first set. Tolkein gave us a lasting gift when he introduced the Dragon Flys to Centurion a few weeks ago.
YHC stayed in front of the “younger” brother (Abacus) today but tax season just ended so I”m sure he’ll be pushing me soon.
Welcome to The Wall and Wrinkle – I think you guys are site FNG’s.
Left the Fruit Cake (ie pavers) at home this am but Udder didn’t seem disappointed.
Announcements
We wrap up the “Augean Series” (also know as the load of crap) next week with Hairball on Q. Should be lots of “fun”.
Contact me (pchepul@gmail.com) if you are interested in mentoring disadvantaged boys and helping with our ministry. We are organizing weekend outings where PAX share their interests and we are open to all kinds of activities. Fishing, golf, biking, tennis, car show, whatever. The boys love new experiences. Looking for guys to commit to at least 1 outing per quarter.
Look for Memorial Day convergence pre-blast. Shoe wants to lead us in The Murph but we’ll see if he’s earned enough Area51 points to get the nod.
See Udder or Margo to sign up to Q. If you have been coming out to F3 for more than 3 months then it’s time to step up and lead. F3 doesn’t cost you money (except for the gear, the race fees, HDHH beer, and a few other add ons) but we do ask that you step up and take a lead role in some way.
Humbled by all the great men I was privileged to lead this am.
Today was a cruel reminder that I’m getting older. After taking the red pill for the previous 3 days, choosing to include hairburners in the repertoire for this morning may not have been one of the best ideas for the Q…but the pax comes first! So with that decision already made, a glorious shovel flag planted by Faultline, and damp AO ready for us to attack…I gave the usual disclaimer and we were off into the gloom.
The Thang
Mosey to the new lacrosse field for COP – (I had not seen this new addition to the AO, so had to check it out). Pretty sure numbers and order are not quite right, but at least these are the exercises we did.
Mosey over to the parking lot, where the pax found many gifts waiting for them on the pavement. Pax were instructed to partner up and pick a plate. You know what’s next. Partner 1 would do hairburner from one island to the next, and back while Partner 2 would do called exercise. Exercises were:
At this point I came upon the realization, a cruel reminder that hairburners, in fact, suck. Especially on the tar infested surface of the Covenant Church parking lot! BLC went over his plate, but recovered nicely. A couple of near collisions and narrowly avoiding finger smashes. I think there were a few pax that were relieved when I called an audible to NOT do the full 10 exercises I planned for. But since we were right next to the hill, why not put it to use.
Triple Nickel w/ squats & heels to heaven. 5 squats at bottom / 5 HTH at top / 5x
I realized at this point that by skipping over half of the hairburner exercises I would have some time to make up. So get back with your partners and we’ll make more use of the hill. One partner would perform called exercise while other ran the hill, and flapjack until target number of exercises was achieved. I think we did the following…
We headed back to the launch point to do some Mary and some running. Again with partners…1 partner performs exercise while other runs the track. Exercises were something like this…
We finished with a little more Mary (no running)..
Finish up with a cool down lap.
Moleskin:
Don’t have much time to spend on this today…so keeping it short. Thanks for the opportunity to lead this morning Orange Whip and Faultline. I was reminded of 3 things this morning: burpees suck, hairburners suck, and hairburners on a crummy surface sucks worse. Hope you all felt like you got your money’s worth!
Announcements:
Imagine how flattered I was when I pulled into the parking lot of OP Elementary and saw two large buses and about 30 cars in the parking lot…..Wow! Bus and car loads had come to Hydra to witness me Q….or they were there for a fifth grade field trip to Charleston…..easy misinterpretation!
The Thang:
Even though I was deflated, YHC provided a stellar disclaimer and we headed off toward the Harris Teeter at Rea/Colony where we warmed up with some SSH and IW’s. We jogged a little further to the medical building just behind HT for:
Merkin Circle: Circle up close and each man gets down in a plank position. At YHC’s command, the pax moves five paces to the left or right (imagine a spider man sideways crawl) then performs five of said merkin….it went like this:
Rinse and repeat
Partner Up: Partner #1 runs around the medical building while Partner #2 does said exercise until #1 returns: Flapjack. Exercises included:
Jog back to OP campus and head to the playground behind the school. Keeping partners, Partner #1 runs to either the track or concession stand while Partner #2 does said exercise:
Jog to cars for final two minutes worth of gassers (6 total). Lots of scratches on the start line, but the work out was almost over so no penalties granted.
That’s a wrap!
Lots of hard work this morning! The Hydra men are a fun crowd and today was no exception. Some good laughs and support all at the same time. We logged 3.2 miles and did a ton of core and upper body mumbo jumbo, so YHC is certain he will be sleeping well tonight. Queen and Marge, thanks for the honor!
Announcements:
F2 Pizza Peel at 6:00 tonight
5K on 9/24 at McAlpine Park
16 men deciphered the vague Slack/Twitter messaging about the location of today’s Devil’s Turn and came anyway.
The location is known as the #LaurenConrad due to her role in the MTV show “The Hills.” The place we visited today has hills, so badabing badaboom, Hairball called it the #LaurenConrad and that is that.
If you ever want to reach the #LaurenConrad, you would go north on Rea Rd past 51 looking for a neighborhood and road of the name Five Knolls. You would then turn left and run to the end of that road and back to Rea Rd repeatedly. That is what we did today.
Due to pushing too far on the last loop, YHC was late to COT and did not have a phone handy to catch all PAX names. However, there are a few notes on the run below.
– Haggis prefers F3 to filing police reports. After hopping in his car this morning with a robber who immediately exited the vehicle, Haggis determined it better to get in a quick workout with the boys before doing the tedious police reporting. We are glad about the choice and the robber is lucky Haggis didn’t say “c’mon” and chase his arse down.
– Everyone was pushing hard today and the people at the front seemed to keep switching places. Must have been some friendly competition going on there.
– I am sure there were other memorable events. Chime in below to share.
Enjoyed the run today guys! Always a good time (when its over)!
5 showed for the promise of some heavy stuff and some speed. Here’s what we got into after a quick mile and half pre-run.
3 Rounds:
Cycled through those stations, 1 minute each, 10 second rest/switch, until 5:45. 5 stops at each station for each man.
This was a 3-course meal for the PAX at FatCamp this morning. Starting heavy always seems to make things challenging for the rest of the workout. Not sure if it was the foggy/humid conditions, but YHC was sweating a lot! A couple observations:
Over and Out.
Argo
There was a full house at the Peak this morning. So cool for YHC to come back after months away and see how well things are growing. Speaking of growth, we welcomed our newest FNG this morning . . . but more about that in a second, first, here’s what we did:
Disclaimer – Mosey around front of school to basketball court for COP:
SSH-15
Slow Merkins-15 (3 down/1up)
Hillbilly – 15
CDD – 15
LSS-15 (low slow squat)
8-count Man-maker – 10
On to the Main Thang: Mosey to playground equipment and find a pull-up or supine pull-up bar of choice
Up & hold 5 count then 5-count descent – Q hollering the counts
Various recovery things OYO (8-count man-makers, diamond merkins, wide-arm merkins).
Repeato 10X
Mosey to bus parking lot
Rock Hoppers, Merkins, Jump Squats
Set of 10 each, then 8/6/4/2
Plank or LBC recovery until all Pax done
Mosey to wall: People’s Chair with straight-arm raises in cadence: 60, 45, 30 secs
Mosey to top of parking lot behind church
Lunge-walk to mid-point then mosey rest of the way to the bottom
Backward lunge-walk back to mid-point then backward mosey to the top
Speed skate 15 OYO (R+L=1)
Calf raises – 15 IC
Circle up and on your 6 for some Mary:
Flutter – 15IC
Freddie Mercury – 15IC
Dolly – 15IC
Dead Bug – 15IC
Mosey to cars and circle up for Merkin wave (as much fun to watch as to do)
TIME!
Announcements:
Q-school Saturday in Union County at Sun Valley BoJangles at 6:30. Don’t ask. Just post.
Join Tuesday workouts Fortitude @ Men’s Shelter 5:45 on N.Tryon (Qs Slaughter/Pipeline)
Moleskin:
Welcome to Gas House! Newest member of the F3 Nation. Thanks to Tebow for EH’ing him.
I had fun leading this morning, guys, thanks for the opportunity. We had great weather and an appreciative audience for some novel ways to sweat, like the 8-count man-maker, dead bugs, and merkin wave. I haven’t been at the Peak since they eliminated that middle-of-the-track play set, so was grateful for the help in finding those other two play sets over on the side so everyone could find a bar to pull up.
If you haven’t Q’d, then you need to post at the BoJangles on Saturday for Q school.
Have a great day!
-Swiss Miss
5 Pax came out for a workout inspired by a day of low carbs suggested by @Kid Rock after his Fuel even on Tuesday aimed at inspiring the fat and thin alike to healthier eating.
Warmup:
The Thang:
YHC didn’t have anything written or thought of for a workout today except for an old but effective starting exercise that Radar introduced. Some of the vets caught on quickly; the others soon found out.
We quickly moseyed over about 40 feet and circled up.
SSH x 100. Yes that’s right – ONE HUNDRED
Mosey to 1st speed hump behind HT for Paula Abdul (2 steps forward, 1 step back).
– Run forward for 10 Merkins and then back for 10 LBC. Run to next speed hump for 10 more Merkins and then back for 10 LBC. So on and so forth until done.
On your 6 for flutter x 50 then LBC x 50.
Up and Mosey to the front side of Target. Lunge walk all the way to the stop sign. (~50 yards).
Squats x 50.
Mosey out of Stonecrest at Ballantyne Commons entrance and West up B-tine Commons over Elm down to Ballantyne Trace Ct. Hang a left and up to Forum Ave. to catch our breath. Frehley’s was having none of that so some did Mary while YHC heaved with my hands on my knees. #tiredQ
Here we did 7’s – CCV (Cumberland County Viaduct) Right side at corner of Forum and Ballantyne Trace and Left side at the top at Elm.
Mosey from Elm over to the fountain in front of Forum at Ballantyne Commons office building. Partner up. Partner one – dips. Partner two – run around building. 5 times around the building for each partner (we got 3 laps).
Back to the start with a final AYG and fast minute of dolly before we’re done.
NM:
– We moved really quickly today. Everyone was pushing. Great showing by all.
– F3 feeds to all aspects of our life. I met another Insurance professional and am getting lunch out of it #winning.
– Frehley’s knew what was up on the SSH shorting after passing 35. I think he and Mic Check stopped at 70 and did another exercise. Their prerogative #modifywherenecessary. I think the remaining wished they had stopped. This is definitely a crowd pleaser. Tclaps to Radar for the first that I know of to start a workout with 100 SSH. What a D-move. Man we miss Radar!
**Bucky stopped me at BROlympics and said he was still sore from the SSH #itworked!
– We got 3 miles and stiff legs.
Annoucements:
Sorry I forgot all, and this is late (BROlympics was last Saturday and was a blast) but – Richard Sheltra 5K;
Bucky’s street fest; COTS.
Bucky’s thing – 4/29 – fundraising event for Kenya orphanage. 4 brews trucks, food trucks, Whiskey Dollars band. $25/person. kids free. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/spring-fling-craft-brew-fest-tickets-31849876839