1 braved the rain for a 3 mile pre-run. Immediately as Hamlet opened his door at 5:29, the rains stopped. The man controls the weather!
Run down Camilla stopping at all driveways on the right and the school entrance for 10 merkins (10 stops)
-25 Flutters IC
Up to Brandermill for 7’s (7 jump squats at the top, 7 diamonds at the bottom, repeat 7 times)
-15 LBCs IC
-15 MCs IC
Run up Camilla stopping at all driveways on the left and the end for 10 squats (10 stops)
Head to Church at Charlotte and partner up
-Partner 1 does 20 derkins, 20 LBCs
-Partner 2 runs the long way around the bottom of the church
-Flapjack and repeat for 3 complete sets
-20 Russian Twist IC
-20 Flutter IC
Run to the bottom of the lot
-AYG to the 3rd light pole
-AYG to the 3rd light pole
-1 minute wall sit with 15 shoulder presses IC (for Runstopper)
Moleskinsssss
Oh man. Last time I was at DMZ it was still 2016. My last Q was almost a year ago! Been too long! Also, only posting at 2 bootcamps in 2017 shows. I am spent. We did 200+ merkins and 200+ squats.
Runstopper’s son just started at Fort Lewis College in Durango, CO #prouddad. But I think know why he chose CO for college. There are over 600 dispensaries in CO. That is more than the number of locations of McDonalds, Starbucks and 7-Elevens combined! Also, in 2015, Coloradoians purchased 121 tons of weed. If my math is right, that is 329,414,938 joints (average joint is 0.32 grams). Colorado has a population of 5,541,000 (2016). That is a remarkable 59.5 joints per person per year. I gotta say, CO is crushing weed. The productivity of CO has be off the charts. Just kidding, Runstopper, I’m sure he’s staying pure. Or maybe he has Glaucoma, like the rest of the population of CO.
Speaking of high this morning, Rock skipped most driveways both times. Bout Time was fast. Aquafresh and Hamlet were arguing like an old couple about some new exercise named a Jerkin. Great to see Lewinski and Scratch & Win out there!
Annoucements:
On 11/9/2017, Runstopper is looking for runners to run with a veteran who is running 31 marathons in 31 days in 31 different cities. He will be running around Freedom Park at 7am. Great idea and a great cause!
Been looking forward to this ever since me and Wildturkey switched AO Q’s. He’ll be coming to daVinci one day soon. Stay tuned. You guys have seen Tagalong and Shrinkwrap traveling together right? Not sure if they switch it up and not sure it matters, but Tagalong came up to where we were gathering and said “who’s on Q?”. Someone responded “Fredo”. And he let out a solid groan. So…not sure how to take that one, guess I better live up to the hype.
The Thang:
Mosey from Vine to workout trail past Lockness (LOP, it was a line)
Mosey around Snyder Lance to the fountain (there’s no wall on this fountain, fail) used short posts in front of building.
AYG up Ballantyne Corp Place across bridge to first driveway on left.
Plank-o-rama
Mosey to Premier parking deck
Start at bottom level for suicides
Mary, in cadence
Exit down the stairs
Mosey back down Ball Corp Place to pond across from Goddard
Partner up – similar speed
Mosey out and left on Brixham towards home
Moleskin:
MarketTimer thanks for the takeout.
– Fredo
It was a chilly morning, but we warmed up quick. Here’s how it went down:
Warmup:
SSH x 20
IW x 20
Run lap around track
The Thang:
Partner up
P1 – runs to top of steps, 5 pull ups on playground
P2 – merkins at bottom to 100 combined
P1 – runs to top of steps, 5 jump squats
P2 – LBCs at bottom to 100 combined
P1 – runs to top, 5 Russian twists
P2 – decline merkins to 100 combined
P1 – runs to top of steps, 5 squats
P2 – flutters at bottom to 100 combined
P1 – runs to top, 5 lunges
P2 – incline merkins to 100 combined
Jog a lap around the track
Line up in endzone
R Karaoke to 10, 30, 50
L Karoke to 10, 30, 50
Backwards jog to 10, 30, 50
Sprint to 10, 30, 50
Jog a lap around the track
Mosey to Grandma
25 LBCs at bottom, run to top and back, repeat
25 flutters at bottom, run to top and back, repeat
jog a lap
25 dolly at bottom, run to top and back, repeat
25 rosalita at bottom, run to top and back, repeat
Mosey to front lot
Done
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COT
BOM
Moleskin:
As usual, a strong group at Joust today. With the smaller crowd there was nowhere to hide. That being said, not many refusniks out there, besides more than a few “knee brace adjustments” by Semi.
We covered 2.5 miles today – most of it on stadium steps and Grandma Mtn. Solid work by all.
Thanks for the opportunity to lead. Always an honor.
At what seemed to be a short mosey from one end of the parking lot to the other, soon the PAX would discover that it was to be naught.
COP
15 SSH IC
5 Burpees OYO
15 Imperial Walkers IC
15 Hillbillies IC
Continue the mosey up the hill, past the farmers market and across the street to Don Griffin Park. Stop on the other side of baseball field.
The Thang
Burpback Mountain
Partner Up
Partner 1 Runs backward up the hill and forward down 5x
Partner 2 Does Burpees at the bottom
Switch, Rinse and repeat until cumulative burpees reach 100. Since the geezers…I mean double respects teamed up together, it left Shepherd, I and Kiefer as odd men out.
Mosey over to the steeper hill… or the cliff if you want to be dramatic.
Everest
One leg lunge forward, one squat, other leg lunge forward, another squat until the top of the hill is reached. This soon became a botched attempt as we had to bear crawl when the “cliff” turned into an actual cliff.
Once at the top of the hill, mosey back to Belk Tonawanda, specifically to the steep hill behind the bleachers
Heartbreak 1-2-3’s
Partner up again. Seemed only fitting that we ended up with the same partners again.
Partner 1 run up the hill and back down.
Partner 2 do choice exercises.
Switch, rinse repeat until the following have been completed
Just when you thought there couldn’t be anymore hill workouts, YHC threw in another two.
Triple Nickle
Run up the hill do 5x choice exercise, run to the bottom another 5x choice exercise. Rinse and repeat 5 times.
Round 1. 5 bombjacks at the top, 5 bobby hurleys at the bottom
At this point the M interrupts the Q with a phone call on the digital Weinke. Apparently wires were crossed and the memo did not get out about YHC Q’ing The pax continue
Round 2. 5 burpees (pax heard bobby hurleys) 5 bombjacks at the bottom
Round 3. 5 Clap Merkins at the top 5 burpees at the bottom
Round 4. 5 CDD;s at the top 5 clap merkins at the bottom
Round 5. 5 LSS’s at the top 5 CDD’s at the bottom
Quadraphillia
Pax run up and down the hills backwards repeatedly until the Q calls time.
Mary
COT
Moleskine
Announcements
22 Pax showed up at Impromptu including 1 FNG for an F3 version of Pong
Warmup:
Mosey to rock pile and grab a smedium sized rock and head over to middle school alcove
Thang:
Over-sized Bucket Pong Competition
Break into 3 teams
The goal was to be the first to make all 4 buckets. Losing teams had to do 20 burpees as penalty
Return rocks to original spot
Finish with 5 minutes of Mary
Moleskin:
Announcements:
YHC was EH’d into Q-ing this morning. Thanks Hair Band. I wanted to make this workout different than the “typical” kettlebell workout and it certainly was. Two things showed up at the workout that haven’t been used (or at least I haven’t seen used).
The first was a bucket of suck. It was a 5 gallon bucket filled with rocks. We’ll say it weighed around 50-60lbs, though it certainly felt like more by the end. I was going to weigh the bucket when I got to work, but the PAX was taking out their anger on the poor defenseless bucket and the PAX won the fight. Let’s have a moment of silence for the bucket who gave its life so we could get swole.
The second item of gear were first called “streamers” when the PAX first arriving. YHC works as a Quality Control Manager at a textile company. YHC took an off-quality roll and chopped it into 2″ sections. These “streamers” were lined up on the hill from the parking lot to the sidewalk near the street. These “streamers” were tied to everybody’s kettlebell
Warmup
Mosey around the parking lot and circle up
Side straddle hops IC X20
Imperial walkers IC X20
Mountain climbers IC X20
Everybody warmed up…GOOD let’s start this thang.
Thang
Mary
ABC’s – on your six hold your feet off the ground. Spell the alphabet with your feet in CAPITAL LETTERS without letting your feet hit the ground
Flutter kicks IC X20
LBCs ICx10
Done.
I’m humbled to lead such a great group of guys. Thanks for the opportunity and for trying something new. Wasn’t sure if everything would work or not.
Announcements
The pelt of a rodent (Moleskine)
After the threat to take the PAX of The Brave on a Friday trip down to the Murderhorn Thursday afternoon for a mile long segment creation, only 6 were Brave enough to show up to see if there was any substance to those threats. They found that there was none, but just enough to keep JRR Tolkien from another one of YHC’s Q’s. Success. Quick unapproved disclaimer, and we were off to the Bullring.
The Thang:
One mile warmup mosey to the West (South?…left.) entrance of the Bullring. Simple instruction that we would do suicides on each of the small entrances around the ring, with an exercise each time you crossed the start point. Alternating exercises were Jump Squats (X5), Ski Abs (X5 each side), and Burpees (X5). PAX completed 13 out and backs (Friday the 13th), reaching the door on the East (North?…right.) entrance. Mary at the start to give the legs a slight rest.
Mosey over to the patio by Loch Ness for some upper body work.
15 slow bicep curls with patio chairs
15 slow dips
Plank walk w/ push-up from left to right, beginning of patio to door of building.
15 Over head press with patio chairs
Plank walk w/ push-up from right to left, from door of building to beginning of patio.
Mosey around the lake to the stairs by the other building, and backwards bearcrawl up the stairs.
At this point time was closing in, and YHC was sure that with the distance we had covered, the 10k point was in reach. So, off we go. We stumbled into Fire Hazard, who thought the suicides were ridiculous and decided to lift weights at the YMCA instead (not kidding, check out his strava). Wall sits on the wall of Stone Mountain Grill, as the instruction to reach the 10k mark was given.
COT
Figured the title of the BB would cause some ruckus, but it was Rachel who came up with it. #fasttwitchsiteq #truthhurtssometimes. Strong work by everyone this morning!
17, mostly usual suspects, showed up this morning knowing YHC would likely add some twist to our routine. Escargot’s milk jugs have yet to be stolen (hint) and thus were our chosen coupons for the am. Escargot posted so it must have been pre-ordained.
The Thang:
COP – SSH X10, 5 burpees OYO, Merkins X10, CDD X10, Parker Peters X10, Mtn Climbers X10, 5 burpees OYO.
Mosey over to coupon warehouse (ie stash behind the hedges) and grab a milk jug and a partner. Mosey down to the practice field (dark as hades down there) for partner work. Partner 1 sprints down to end of field and back carrying both jugs (every man likes to have two jugs in his hands) while partner 1 starts called exercises. Keep rotating exercises and sprints until team has completed combined 50 burpees, 100 merkins, and 150 squats.
Mosey up toward parking deck and stop at the rails for pull ups and incline merkins on the rails. In cadence to 10 with two rounds of each.
Mosey over to fence beside parking deck for 11’s. 1 Dragon Fly on the fence by the field and 10 balls to the wall merkins on the parking deck wall. Back and forth until you get to 10 Dragon Fly’s and 1 balls to the wall merkin (this set hurt).
Mosey to base of steps and find your partner. Partner 1 takes both coupons and runs up steps while partner 2 runs the ramps (middle section). Partner hand slap merkins when you meet then partner 2 takes the coupons and both keep running in the direction they started. Meet four times with 5, 10, 15, and 20 hand slap merkins. LBC’s OYO while we wait for the six to finish and then a few minutes of mary with coupon extended behind your head (off the ground). Low Flutter and dolly X20 each.
Run the ramps up to top for some peoples chair. One armed push ups with coupon to 10 and then 15.
Mosey down stairs and back to the parking lot to safely stash the coupons.
Naked Moleskin:
Running with 2 coupons, especially up the stairs, really jacks up the heart rate. YHC unwisely picked the uphill segment with Coupons on the stairs while Brillo had the coupons during the down hill segment on the stairs. Likewise, the field sprints had YHC gasping and welcoming burpees to get them out of my hands.
The Dragon Flies started to get really painful and lots of groaning was heard once we got over 6 (or was it 2).
Marconi drove up in an 1898 Volkswagon (didn’t now cars that old existed). We may have to consider changing his name to Mr. Magoo (or he can go with AKA – it’s been done before).
Scabby claimed he was on time but I was pretty sure Hops made it an even 16 when he pulled in with 30 seconds to spare. No matter, one team was thankful to have a third wheel.
Paper Jam hurried out early. Something about getting home before the milk man delivered at his house.
Announcements
F3 Golf next Friday – you still have to post at Centurion.
Southern Discomfort tomorrow am starting at Elizabeth Lane Elementary and ending at CCHS (Centurion). Check web site, Slack, or twitter for details and car pooling arrangements between ELE and CCHS. I’d hate for you to have to run back to ELE from CCHS at the end. Bring old shoes to donate to men working out at the Men’s Shelter.
Centurion will converge with The Brave at The Vine at 5:15 on November 10. Mark it down.
Honored to get the change to lead this am. Lots’ of fun even if I hurt myself.
With the virtual flag planted, 8 men pulled themselves from their warm cars to see what YHC has planned. Hops gave me the nod earlier this week and since I have not Q’ed all year, buckle up this could be rough!
The Thang
Nothing gets the blood flowing like some Burpees, so to make that easier, I played AC/DC Thunderstruck. Yep, every time you hear Thunderstruck, 1 Burpee. Throw in some IW and SSH during the slow parts and we are now warm. Head to the church rock pile
Every one grab a rock, 1st round is done toghther to develop the plan
Curl x 20
Biceps x 20
Triceps x 20
Squats x 20
Run to playground 10 pull ups and then run to baseball concessions area
Incline x 20
Decline x 20
Jump up or Step ups x 20 total
Dips x 20
Run back to church.
That was the loop, rinse and repeat at your own speed 2 addition times
A few rounds of LBC x20 after the first round and Freddy Mercury x 20 after the 3rd round to keep everyone together
Mosey to the wall for 2 x 45 sec wall sits…intentions to break them up with Donkey Kicks, but a fire ant hill was found, so once the dump truck left, we finished up.
Moved to a curb to do a round of Round the World- 5 Merkins on curb, 5 Merkins off-set left, 5 Merkins decline and 5 Merkins decline. Then do it again backwards. 40 Merkins total
Lastly, head to the parking lot for 5 mom. This was supposed to the song Sally Up, but my phone died in the cold so we just did a few rounds
LBC x 20
Left elbow to right knee x 15
Right elbow to left knee x 15
Boat/ Canoe until i got tired
Freddy Mercury w/ varied speed x 14- yep, lost count
1 min left, 10 Burpees to finish
Ye’ Old Moleskin
Good work by the entire group. Not much chatter, even Gummy was quiet. Welcome back Pudding Pop, stay healthy. It was cold on the hands today, might be time to consider gloves moving forward
Thanks Gummy for the take out
Announcements:
F3 golf tomorrow
Southern Discomfort on Sat
There was a mention of a Charity event for special need kids…sorry, I was to busy picking on gummy. Please add the details in the comments
About a week ago, a call went out for someone to step-up and Q as the regularly scheduled leader was apparently planning to be MIA this fine morning. I could’ve sworn someone responded and agreed to take it, but apparently they thought they were volunteering to be MIA themselves this morning. Didn’t know that was an option. Fast forward to today and when 5 of us circled up, kettlebells smartly arrayed in front of us, we figured out pretty quickly that none of us had planned to lead. So, with a shrug and a disclaimer (including a first ever: “I don’t know what I have planned today, but proceed at your own risk”), we began.
TheTHANG
NakedManMoleskine
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