8 Pax got out of the #Fartsack and posted in the #Gloom at #DeathValley for their DownPAINment.
The Thang:
COP:
Mosey down to the track for 2 laps and circle up on the field COP:
25K Pyramid:
Line up abreast performing the 4 exercises x 5 reps, run across the field, perform the same exercises increasing the reps by 5 up until 20 then back down again, like this:
Merkins, Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 5
Merkins, Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 10 – THERE
Merkins, Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 15 – BACK
Merkins, Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 20 – THERE
Merkins, Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 15 – BACK
Merkins, Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 10 – THERE
Merkins, Squats, Carolina Dry Dock, Heels to Heaven x 5 – BACK
Take another lap around the track for good measure.
Rock Work:
Mosey up near Semi-Gloss’ palace, partner up and grab a lifting rock. Partner 1 runs down to the bleachers while Partner 2 performs called exercises with said rock: Curls, Squats Tricep Extensions, Presses.
Mary:
Head back to the start point with 5 minutes left for some Mary.
Moleskin:
Announcements:
Promptly at 5:30, 15 men headed out into the Gloom.
We circled up in the parking lot beside the hotel for a little warm up.
The Thang..
10 – Windmills
15 – Merkins
15 – Imperial Walkers
10 – Low Slow Squats
Next we moseyed over to Lochness by the first wall for some 8 count body builders in cadence.
Next we moseyed over to the next building for some 6 count burpees, also in cadence.
Mosey a little further over to the picnic tables for a few more 8 count body builders in cadence.
Now that we are all really warm we head to the fitness trail to get some lifting rocks so that we can do a little Jack Web in the adjacent field. (presses and LBC’s)
Place the rock back in the pile and mosey over to the bottom of bagpipe hill.
Here instructions were given. We would be heading up bagpipe hill to complete 10 burpees. Then we would head back down to complete 10 squats. Complete this route 3 times and head back for the 6.
After this we headed back to towards the fitness trial with a quick stop for some plank work to keep from getting run over.
At the fitness trial we divided into 3 groups to complete one round of exercises. 10 good pull-ups; 10 burpees and 15 dips. Rotate around the stations one time and head to the top of the trail for some Mary.
We had just enough time for 3/4 of a lap around Lochness. The one caveat is that you must bear crawl the bricks.
Head to the parking lot to gather the six and do some mary.
Mosey Home.
Moleskin….
YHC had a few issues today with his cadence count (what can I say… it was my VQ). I assure you I will watch the video wingman so kindly posted about 35 seconds after the workout. What can I say…. He is a giver.
There were quite a few Burpees and Bodybuilders planned today, but that number did go up a bit after all the bear poking.
Either way it was a great day. The group of pax followed instructions and pushed hard. It was great to see Paw Patrol and Boo Boo out for their 3rd work-out. Also, a big thank you to Tuck for leading the Mary. I appreciate the invite to lead here at Bagpipe. It was an honor and a privilege to lead this fine group of men.
As for the title of the backblast, post workout there was a rousing discussion about animals with anal glands and if they needed to be expressed or not. Please forward all of your questions on this subject to Doc McStuffins. He is an expert on anal glands.
Remember to sign up for the Christmas Party and Joe Davis (there is a non-running option). Also, Escobar is taking donations of slightly used toys to send back to the homeland. Go through your kids toys and bring in all the extras (small toys are better due to the shipping costs). These will go to children in real need.
Also, I saw today that Bout Time’s son Jennings has been diagnosed with leukemia. Please send a special prayer up to the Sky Q for both him and his family.
Fire Hazard
This is McGee posting on Lobsta’s behalf.
GO PATS. Yeah, yeah, I know. I missed the last time I was supposed to Q. Whateva. Time to make up for lost time, sort of like what my boy Gronk is going to have to do after he gets back from his suspension. GO PATS
The Thing
Mosey to the parking lot for a warmup
10 x Tom Brady – this is where we all simulate how to properly inflate a football GO PATS
10 x Bill Belichek – this is where we all start in a squat position and then stand up and walk out, kind of like he did at that press conference because he’s a complete and total badass GO PATS
10 x Gronk – this is where we all line up and hit each other completely legally but we take a rest afterwards anyway GO PATS
That’s all you need, fellas. Brady. Belichek. Gronk. Game ova. We just circled up afterwards and complained about the snow. It was a wicked good workout. GO PATS
Moleskin
1. Yo, I got a new twitta handle. Doan get me wrong, I neva go on twitta, but I got a new one anyway – @ghost
2. TClaps to all of the strong dudes out there today. I mean, not PATS strong, but pretty strong anyway.
3. Oh yeah, sorry guys, I forgot all about the Sox. GO SOX
See yous guys in the gloom next week. Nah nah, I’ll be there, wearing my hoodie just like Belichek. GO PATS GO SOX GO CELTS
Sorry for the lateness of this post. Anyway, 18 men crawled out of their fartsacks to attend the latest edition of Kevlar. Here is what happened:
Warmup
Quick warmup lap around the short track, circle up in the field.
SSH x 20 IC
IW x 20 IC
Low Slow Squat x 15 IC
Mtn Climber x 15 IC
Another lap around the track and meet back in the field.
Thang
Find a partner, size/speed don’t matter.
Perform half of the Alabama Slamma, which goes like this:
P1 does 20 Merkins, P2 does squats until P1 finished. Flapjack
P1 does 19 Merkins, P2 does squats until P1 finished. Flapjack
Proceed until 1 merkin each. We stopped at 10. Would we finish it later? Read on to find out.
Mosey over to the new soccer field…..wait audible to the parking lot as the field is closed for now. Thanks for the heads-up Horsehead.
Find a new partner at the entrance to the parking area. P1 runs down and back, while P2 does LBC’s, flapjack until 200 total for the team.
Round 2: P1 runs, P2 monkey humpers, flapjack until 200 total.
Round 3: P1 runs, P2 Heals to Heaven, flapjack until 200 total.
Mosey back to launch, enough time left to finish the Alabama Slamma, starting with 9 down to 1.
1 minute left, so 10 burpees OYO.
Done
Moleskin:
YHC needs to post more often, for a couple reasons. 1) I wouldn’t need a Thursday evening text from Spackler to let me know I was set to Q, and 2) It wouldn’t be so easy to smoke myself to the point of throwing my back out. (I think it was the monkey humpers and burpees that did it, next time I’ll listen to Spackler when he says not to do either). Always a pleasure leading, Kevlar still has one of the best groups to work out with, so thanks for the opportunity. Welcome to our 2 FNG’s, keep coming back. It doesn’t get easier, but you get better. Sorry if I mis-spelled any names in the PAX list, my recording was not very clear.
Sound off with anything I missed (or forgot in the 5 days it’s been since this workout happened).
Announcements
F3 Christmas Party this Friday
Joe Davis Run in January
8 pax joined YHC on a warm December morning for the weekly installment of Ascent. It was a kettlebell day, so High Tide came early to do his TGU warm ups and unload his 14 kettlebells.
Warm up:
The Thang:
Partner up by bell size and speed. P1 takes the bell and moseys to the buddy bench playground. P2 does 5 burpees and chases. Flapjack until the bell reaches the playground.
P1 performs called exercise while P2 runs around the near baseball field. Flapjack.
Exercises (approximately):
Circuit work:
P1 performs:
P2 performs:
Flapjack. For round 2, reduce all 20 counts to 10 counts. 10 counts remain the same.
CMIYC back to the starting lot and High Tide’s plethora of bells. Partner up for doubles. P1 performs exercise while P2 planks.
Doubles or singles with a heavier bell (3-5 reps):
COT
Moleskine:
Not a bad morning for the first Saturday in December for this week’s edition of Area 51/McKee. Arrived at 0650 to an empty parking lot, but that’s not unusual as the PAX tend to take their time getting to the AO on the weekend. However, by 0655 starting to wonder if I was going to have to decide between posting Solo or heading to Starbucks for a cup of Joe. However, not too worry as first Chin Music and then Turkey Leg appeared on the scene. We were soon joined by O’Tannenbaum (as always, shows up right when the gun is set to go off) and Huggie Bear. Quick disclaimer provided and we headed off for the lower parking lot by the soccer fields.
Short run around the parking lot and circled up for COP:
Time for a little warm up in the parking lot. PAX lined up along the curb. Idea was to cross the parking lot with called motion and then complete called exercise at each end. Here’s what we did:
For the next part of the workout, made our way over to the soccer field and lined up along the sideline/endline. Idea was to start with easy jog to mid-field and then work our way up to full sprint. At mid-field complete the called exercise and then same effort back to start:
Time to work on the soccer arms, so we headed over to the rock pile for a decent size lifting rock. With rock in tow, back down to mid-field of one of the soccer fields. Completed a round of lifts and then short jog to each of the corners of the field (sans rock):
Deposit the rocks back in their resting place and we headed back over to the far end of the soccer fields for the Beast or Devil’s Workout. 6 rounds, 6 stops each round, 6 reps of called exercise at each stop.
Once we had finished up this last round, we had just enough time for 6 MOM:
Headed back to launch site and that was a wrap.
COT
NMM
Announcements:
8 men had their mid-week flexibility training at the Cub Scout Shack this morning in spite of being confused by the balmy 58 degree temperature. After a disclaimer we began with
BEGINNING DEVOTIONAL: Nehemiah 8:10: “The joy of the Lord is my strength.”
Don’t let the enemy steal your joy today. He’ll try. You may not even realize it until it’s too late.
From the moment your feet hit the floor, he’ll do all that he can to distract you, to overwhelm you, to frustrate you, and to stir up worry and strife. Often his ways are subtle, other times they’re clearer. It’s what he does best. Stealing. Killing. Destroying. Don’t let him win.
We have a choice of who we listen to and what we believe. Recognize who is at the root of it all, and push past his lies; step over his traps.
God gives us the power through His Holy Spirit to live free from the entanglement of sin. He gives us the power to live strong. He gives wisdom and discernment to make the right choices. He gives joy deep inside. He offers the assurance, that no matter what we face, He is with us.
May His grace, peace, and joy cover your day. He is with you.
THE THANG:
Warm up and then stretch. Parts we loosened up: hamstring, IT band, calves, front of quads, inner thigh/groin area and lower back. Used various broga moves and traditional stretches, some with a prop.
ENDING DEVOTIONAL:
Dear God, at the start of each day, help us to recognize you above all else. Enlighten the eyes of our heart that we might see you, and notice how you’re at work through our lives. Give us wisdom to make the best choices, fill us with a desire to seek after you more than anything else in this world. Let your Spirit and power breathe in us, through us, again, fresh and new. Thank you that you are greater than anything we may face in our day. Thank you that your presence goes with us, and that your joy is never dependent on our circumstances, but it is our true and lasting strength, no matter what we’re up against. We ask that your peace lead us, that it would guard our hearts and minds in you. We ask for your grace to cover our lives this day. We love you Lord…we need you. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.
MOLESKIN:
Last night I posted a suggestion on Slack to warm up for about 15 minutes prior to posting at Gumby in order to maximize stretching time. Arena, Tweetise and Madison did a pre-run. Swiss Miss brought his kettle bell. YHC was discouraged by the rain in Ballantyne only to find out it was dry in Matthews and did not take part. We do say it is merely a suggestion.
About half way thru Broga I noticed a blue M&M near my mat. Much to my surprise, no one was claiming the candy. In spite of my hunger, I refrained from snacking as I did not have enough to share. As far as I know, the candy remains at the AO, unless Chopper picked it up for the ride home.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Next week at Gumby: a real Broga workout led by Swiss Miss-he was inspired by something on youtube.
A new Area 51/Union County workout on Thursday at 5:15. It is run/bootcamp style (think Fast Twitch) launch from Socrates Academy, 3909 Weddington Rd, Matthews, NC at 05:15.
Thank you Tweetsie for taking us out.
8 PAX showed up for another episode of Fast Twitch — Swiper, Kirk and Sun Dancer did not. Here’s what they missed.
The Thang:
Fast mosey out of the parking left on Strawberr Lane left on Pineville-Matthews and keep running till we get to the second entrance to Calvary Church. The main event was three laps around the outside of the Calvary parking lot stopping at each of the 4 entrances for 25 reps of the called exercise. Round one was merkins. Round two was squats. Round three was LBCs. Larry Birds circle back to pick up the six. Once the six was in we headed back the way we came. Overall a solid workout with 6 miles + covered plus 100 merkins, 100 squats and 100 LBCs.
Moleskin:
Smaller group than normal today. Must have been concern that I might pull out old SOFA WIB workout. Not this time. YHC modled this after the first Fast Twitch I attended about six months ago. Not much mumble chatter out there so I’m going to call it a success. Rachel, Astro and Purell lead wire to wire — as always. But strong work overall by the PAX as no one was very far behind. Thanks to Duct Work for the takeout and to Rachel and Haze for giving me the chance to lead.
One Eye
Announcements:
Christmas party this Friday @ Sea Board in Matthews
Joe Davis run on 1/6. Discount code is F3FIA