9 PAX met in the rain that typically accompanies me Q’ing. Everyone navigated the streets of Pineville to find today’s launch spot at Belle Johnston Park, we are still trying to locate Udder and Flipper.
Disclaimer
COP
SSH, Cherry Pickers, Abe Vigodas, Low Slow Squats (x15 each)
THE THANG
Partner up – this is before Soft Pretzel arrived around 5:45, so we had even numbers
Grab a lifting rock by the shelter
Partners complete 100 of the following (with lifting rock)
The other partner is running to a designated spot near the playground to complete 10 burpees or 10 pull-ups and running back to alternate.
Partners then take a lap around the lake in opposite directions stopping for 20 hand-slap merkins once they meet.
Retrieve lifting rock – 20 x Overhead Presses, 20 x Tricep Curls in cadence.
We then went round-robin for 15 counts of various Mary (flutters, box-cutters, american hammers, etc.) finishing out with a minute plank.
MOLESKIN
Thanks to Dumpster and Private Benjamin for the opportunity to lead. Welcome to our new FNG Morning Wood, hospital name John?. He has his own wood flooring business if anyone is remodeling.
Run Jen Run – March 3rd
Richard Sheltra 5k/10k – April 28
21 PAX at Swift used the last Tuesday before the BrOlympics 2.0 to sharpen the planned 1600m race pace and work on some endurance.
The THANG:
The Moleskin:
| Repetition Pace Efforts | Brolympics 1600m | BroSpeed 1 | BroSpeed 2 | BroSpeed 3 | BroSpeed 4 | BroSpeed 5 |
| Purell | 0:04:59 | 0:04:38 | 0:04:43 | |||
| Citgo | 0:05:08 | 0:04:49 | 0:04:48 | N/A | No Lap Data | |
| Woodson | 0:05:24 | No Lap Data | No Lap Data | No Lap Data | No Lap Data | |
| Haggis | 0:05:29 | 0:05:01 | 0:05:10 | 0:05:04 | ||
| Bunker | 0:05:42 | 0:05:53 | 0:05:34 | 0:05:23 | 0:05:38 | 0:05:20 |
| Doc McStuffins | 0:05:51 | 0:05:38 | 0:05:52 | |||
| Tuck | 0:05:52 | No Lap Data | 0:05:57 | 0:05:22 | 0:05:36 | 0:06:06 |
| Fire Hazard | 0:05:53 | 0:05:49 | 0:06:22 | |||
| Soft Pretzel | 0:05:57 | No Lap Data | ||||
| Goonie | 0:06:22 | No Lap Data | No Lap Data | No Lap Data |
Announcements:
15 pax posted for a heavyish light day at RockZero on Saturday morning. No SF? Disappointing. Where are the long lost SF’s from Day Zero and The Rock? I think Haze uses the the Day Zero one as a comforter.
Anyhoo….onto The Thang & Ye Olde Moleskine:
Some rambling commentary along with some of what we did at RockZero 2 days ago. In addition to wearing out my welcome as Q by not following the “Light” script, I’m also woefully late with this backblast. #cobains
Think we were supposed to cover 3 miles. We didn’t. In fact, McGee asked if we could run a bit more at the very end because someone’s Strava/MapMyRun/Garmin showed just shy of 2 miles…so we ran some more…though several did not.
Anyway, that was at the end of the downpainment. We started with COP over near 51 with some slow squats, H-R merkins, rockhoppers (yep – you read that right – rockhoppers), flutters and perhaps something else, all IC of course.
Mosey over to the rocks by the never-used entrance off 51 for some partner work. P1 runs while P2 did the called exercise (flapjack, of course): overhead press, squat, thruster. McGee chased the 2.0 youngsters Sledge and Nemo around #notsoyounganymore Put the toy rocks back and jog to the pavilion.
Peoples’ Chair with some overhead press and some other variations. 3 sets of Walthar N’Djaiye’s x 15 IC. One BTW with much mumblechatter and questionable form.
Jog over to the picnic tables near the kitty litter for 3 sets of 15 jump up’s or step up’s and 15 incline merkins OYO. Despite YHC’s tutorial on correct form for step up’s or jump up’s – many of the pax continued to make the exercises wholly ineffectual. #youcanleadahorse
Mosey down to kitty litter for some lunges, backwards lunges, bear crawls, broad jumps, and maybe one other?
Jog to the baseball field near the cemetery for some partner work with the rock: Old school sit-ups toe-to-toe with the rock alternating possession & one other partner rock ab exercise.
Jog back to the launch lot.
Sprint 50’ish yards down, 15 H-R merkins. Sprint back. Did this two more times with CDD’s and H-R widearms as well.
6 MoM with something akin to: slow flutters, LBC’s, protractor.
Run a lap for those who don’t want to be fully Strava-shamed for going < 2 miles in an hour.
Other sundry observations:
Hoover did most of the workout with a ruck, adding yet another reason why I’m never leaving the Noruck team. Hope he didn’t hurt his back though a ruck on Hoover is akin to many pax carrying a string-bag with a bag of pork rinds in it.
Flipper did a prerun with Hoover as well, and muttered something about never doing Brolympics again, lest he be gifted with a rename.
Nemo left early but not before dusting McGee on some of the running. Witch Doctor was donning some smoke boots on some of the runs for sure. Mighty Mite posted at RockZero – glad to have you with us brother, even if due to the fact that all SOB workouts were closed for Brolympaloosa. Boerewors…is there any other more consistent pax at RockZero?
Hammer struggled with some math during protractor work…Saturday brain or Clemsonowledge??? Ductwork posted for a rare Saturday workout for him at RockZero. Glad to have you out as well brother.
Crabcake took up 3 spots parking so to avoid the door dings….of course there are about 5,000 parking spots at RockZero.
And great to have Abba back in Area51 on a visit from Atlanta. F3 Bangkok coming soon.
Shoe with a back-to-back Centurion, RockZero post — Tclaps!
And our other Respect – Marlin – put down another workmanlike downpainment.
There were probably announcements about races, runs, etc. – RunJenRun, SpeedForNeed, Olive’s Run, etc. Check twitter, slack, facebook, newspapers, and group texts and emails from which you can never unsubscribe for more info.
Grateful for the takeout from Ductwork.
By the way, we did not do any burpees. Was that off script as well Flipper? Regardless, you’re welcome guys.
10 brave men showed up for the 4+ miles light bootcamp in the alloted 45 min..
COP
SSH 10 IC (In cadence) – Circle around the parking lot
Cotton Picker 10 IC
Merkins 10 IC – Circle around the parking lot
Mountain Climber –
Thang
Mosey to deck
Second level – Partner up – one runs straight other runs up slope comes back and 3 hand tap merkins where they meet . meet 3 times
Up another level – same partner setup – this time 10 LBC
Up another level – same partner setup – 10 squats
Run down to the starbucks
Modified 7 (6 Merkins at Wells Fargo and run and do 1 jump squats at Starbucks ) …till 1 at merkins and 6 jump squats
Mary – Flutter 10 IC, Box cutters 10 IC, Dolly IC
Front of Ulta – 4 islands
German relay or suicides using the 4 islands except on the way back did 1 burpee at base
Ran back to Base
Completed 4.2 miles
Moleskin
Not sure if all the pax knew of the challenge of completing the 4 miles but we did it none the less. The deck did get a comment – this is the stinkiest Q I have been to – garbage truck was close. Cinqo-Ocho was leading the pack today. Transporter was not far behind him. The rest of us tried to hang on. Solid effort by Huggie Bear , his watch lied to him with 3.7 miles . Wild Tuna and Chippy gave a solid effort too. Delta thought he would withdraw from Cerberus but the 3 headed dog was in his head and he was unfazed by 4 miles. Kirby was all in from the moment YHC posted on Slack, he has been transformed into a runner in the last 4 months and injury free too. Pitch Fork and Mighty Mite gave a great effort too.
Kirby thanks for the take out.
Thank you Transporter Alf and Argonaut for the chance to lead. This AO sure has a lot to offer, you wont be short of creative drills.
Below in the announcements I have listed Speed for Need , im would highly recommend one SFN race at least one in year. Get a chance to serve in the community for a good cause with your fellow F3 brothers. Bring the M and 2.0s too .truly humbling experience.
Announcements:
https://runsignup.com/Race/NC/Pineville/RichardSheltraMemorial10K5K1MileFunRun
https://nextdoor.com/events/nc/waxhaw/waxhaw-fire-department-spaghetti-dinner-for-michael-starnes-1884275
Happy days were back at Kevlar for a fun Friday!
THE THANG
Jog to parking lot for warmup – SSH and the like
Hit the hills 5 times adding a burpee at top for each hill.
Mosey to the bro gym for some exercises (see moleskine)
To the field for sprints and mary
COT
YE OLDE NAKED MOLESKINE
There are days where you may pop over to a neighbors because you are out of milk or need to borrow a tool or need a helping hand to move something heavy. I liken this to my dilemma last night when handed the Q last minute by Tackling Dummy. I was certain that there was one thing needed to bring the fun back to Fun Friday – The Shake Weight. We generally bust this device out just after the New Year but despite my desperate texts no one seemed (or claimed to) have one handy…
Enter Tiger Rag. I texted. Nothing. Left a voicemail. Nothing. And then at 8:24 pm it was the return call I was waiting for. Tiger Rag not only had one Shake Weight – he had two! Not only that – he had actually stopped by Covenant Day and dropped both off in the long grass next to the fence in the dark much to the shock of a dog walker who appeared out of nowhere! That’s a true friend. It does so happen that TR has been on a strict Shake Weight exercise regimen these past six months in a bid to get back in F3 shape. His forearms look like Popeye’s.
Speaking of forearms the Shake Weight shaker during the bro gym segment had to stand on the picnic table displaying their skills for all to see. Singles to doubles to behind the head – everyone had their own style and tried to work it to the music. When “Beat it” by Michael Jackson came on the pax took it to a whole new level.
Enough of those shenanigans. Good workout. Beautiful weather and have a great weekend lads! BD
22 pax showed up on time for Centurion. 1 wandered around until he found us, before we went off the grid.
We ran from the launch area, through the Chipotle parking lot, across 51 to the parking lot adjacent Palatine Hill. There, among the intense spring aroma of the row of Bradford Pears, we circled up for COT. Nerves set in for the Q after Snuka was roasted for not going the correct order for moving the pax into the called exercise. Fortunately, it came back to me. We did IWs x 10 IC, MCs x 10 IC, Merkins x 10 IC and Low Slow Squats x 10 IC. It was interesting that a pickup truck coming into work very early pretty much encircled us before finding the perfect spot out the 112 available spaces to back in to. We were not deterred.
From there, we previewed our route by running around Carmel Park I to the courtyard of tables and benches between Carmel Park I and Carmel Park II then down to the stop sign then down the road stopping at the base of the west side of Palatine Hill. The Bermuda Triangle was announced.
7 is the number of perfection. It’s also the number of days Joshua marched around the city before the walls of Jericho fell. So the goal was 7 times.
At 6:10, we gathered and started our run back. With traffic picking up on 51, we moseyed to the CC crosswalk. We pressed the button but we never got the red light so we could cross. Ultimately, we found our opening and started an AYG back to base in order to arrive by 6:15.
After Name-0-rama, we had what seemed like 27 announcements. The ones I remember are:
Great take out by Hops, reminding us to invest in others and praises for Bout Time’s son Jennings.
Been a while since YHC had Q’d Centurion, so it was time to bring back the Bermuda Triangle. As Chelms pointed out, it’s really a trapezoid. But there’s no deep, dark place from which you never return that’s named after a trapezoid. Plus, he did name it the Bermuda Triangle when it was introduced to the pax back in 2016. The west side of Palatine Hill is no joke and adding the burpees at the top throws the heartrate to epic levels. The rest of the loop is spent simply recovering before you have to climb it again.
The pax did solid work this morning. A handful achieved perfection, completing the 7 rounds. Most guys got 6 rounds, except Pro and Gloss…pretty sure they skipped burpees and quit after 4.5 rounds. For YHC, it’s demoralizing to hear you’re going to do the same thing over and over for 30+ minutes of a workout. But getting through builds some mental toughness and stamina.
Thanks to Margo and Udder for the opportunity to lead such a quality group of men. And thanks to the men for the brotherhood.
-Haze
With the temps rising a bit this week it looks like the migration of the Snowbirds has begun – shout out to Foley, Dasher and Legal Zoom for packing up their OldmasBuicks and leaving the comfy confines of Boca Del Vista to make the trip North for the summer.
Warm-up: Quick Mosey around the parking lot and then headed to preview the course. Stop at rock station -SSH, Stop by BearCrawl station – Merkins, Transporters Office – Cherry Pickers, BB Court – LS Squat, Light post – 5 Burpees.
Our Monthly AMRAP – 30 minute timed – roughly .4 Mile circuit with the various stations. *Top past performers were “handicapped” with large cinder block vs lifting rock
As a Q – not much to do with this one but gather everyone to the starting spot and hit start for the timer. Results were impressive:
BottleCap – 5.1 Laps – Dude continues to crush it – even with the added handicap and suspect Donkey form
Toast – 4.3 Young Fella came of the courts to crush the course. I can’t have a young gun besting me – so I’ll need to deduct .2 #russianjudge
RunFlat -3.1 – No Flats here – had on the low profile sport tires today
Old MacDonald – 3.5 Continues to practice on the farm chasing Chickens and herding the goats – good work
Yo Adrian – 2.5 – sets an impressive baseline to improve upon for the string of sequals
GoodFella – 2.5 – Plays the Mickey today offering encouragement “You’re going to eat lightning and you’re going to crap thunder!”
Doughboy – 4.1 – Ran this course like some buttermilk biscuits were coming out of the oven – Don’t get in his way
Foley – 4.0 – Back from Boca Del Vista – logs an impressive number – pissed because he left the white loafers in FLA
Hooch – 4.3 – Was wondering how he would do without his partner in crime – but sends a clear msg to Longhorn “Champions are made in the offseason”
StubHub 4.4 – StubHub turns down a huge contract from CrossWit to stay and Play for the #BallPit – drops the hammer on the course
Foundation 4.4 – Not bothered by the Handicap – puts Photoshop on hold, sends all important work calls to VM and busts up the course
BeltWay – 3.1 – Didn’t seem to be stuck in traffic today – making impressive ground – left turn signal on>>> looking to get in the fast lane
Dasher – 4.4 Boca Del Vista’s finest – drinks secret potion of prunes, livermush and Flax seed oil he scored off the shuffleboard crew – announces his presence
Das Boot – 4.3 Turns down running workout and Cabella’s – forgets headband and still lays down an impressive score.
Legal Zoom – 4.3 No need for practice – quietlylays down a 4.3 on his firt go round. Can be heard mumbling – wonder if we could get this many PAx to come to Cool Runnings
Fuse Box 4.1 – Part of the Clydesdales making noise on the course today. Went without the towel to cut down on the extra drag. Impressive results
Spam 3.3 – relative newbie posts an impessive number – doesnt lose his cookies #restinpeaceorville
Rose 3.3 – Continues to post, ride in the clown car and learn from the AMRAP Master – BC. No Whinning here
I’ll update the xls once Hollywood recovers from the flu so you can see past resutls
Pleasure leading this great crew today – everyone was pushing, encouraging and pulling brothers along.
Announcements:
BroOlympics – tomr Wedd Track – 6am/Spagetti Dinner Fundraiser March 3rd
Everybody has had a rough start to a day at some point. I had one last night. I woke up at 0145 but in my not quite conscious state panicked and I thought it was 0745 and I was going to be late for work and had slept through my Q. There have been a couple of instances of this happening and I certainly didn’t want to be that statistic. It really got the blood flowing.
Nobody reading this cares about sleep patterns (or lack there of). If you’re reading this you want to know what happened at Overdrive this morning. Well if you were there, you wouldn’t have to read this because you would already know. Shame on you for missing a great beat down this morning.
Yesterday afternoon, there was an urgent request for somebody to Q today. I had an idea of a workout that sounded like a good one so YHC volunteered to Q.
With the temperature in the 60’s, YHC thought more PAX would show up. A surprisingly small crowd of 7 fought the fartsack, humidity, and the deck of dread to become better men by the end of it.
Warmup
The Thang
This was a deck of cards work out. Most people have done one where the number tells you how many reps and the suit tells you the exercise. I switched it up. The number tells you the exercise and the suit tells you how many reps to do of the exercise. Below is a copy of what I had laid out. In the last minute rush to come up with a workout, I forgot the #10. Whoops. Two 10s actually came up. We did curls. If more came up it was going to be tricep extensions. The jokers were also in the deck and came up. The joker penalty was 20 burpees, then run up the hill and return to the parking lot.
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Goblet Squat
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15 reps
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| 3 | Curls | ♥ |
20 reps
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Tricep Extension
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25 reps
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Swings
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30 reps
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Upright rows
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Lawnmowers
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Lougenis
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Shoulder Press
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Chest Press
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Flutter Press
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Calf Raises
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Merkins w/ 1 hand on bell (1/2 reps per hand)
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5 minutes of Mary
Moleskin
Great job by the few that came out. It is always a pleasure to lead. We didn’t cover much real estate, but you certainly got your money’s worth out of the workout. The humidity must have been about 137%. Most of the mumble chatterers weren’t there for whatever reasons (fartsack diet, menstrual cramps, explosive dirrarhea).
Shepard wanted more of a leg work out. When you Q, you can have a leg workout. It is harder to come up with leg exercises that work with kettlebells.
Hoffa was in traditional angry form. He didn’t want to play the game a couple of times.
Espresso needs to stay in his 20s to bring the average age down.
Lamont – thanks (not really) for pulling the first joker.
Sticky Note – great push. I don’t know if you can tell a difference, but you have gotten stronger and more endurance in the short time you have been out. Keep it up. Thanks for a great take out.
Hair Band – I hope this was enough of a “snot woggle” for you.
The respect club definitely showed up this morning. Over half the PAX.
Announcements
What: Ten individual events developed to test strength, speed, stamina and physical/mental toughness. Participation in each individual event is optional.
Who: BROlympics is open to all men. All regions invited.
Date: Saturday, February 24, 2018
Time: Please arrive no later than 6 AM.
Scoring: This year you will log your event scores/times on an online form on your phone. Please open the form on your phone now so that you don’t have to worry about it on Saturday morning. Here is the link: Scoring Form
Donations: Please bring gently used exercise shirts (preferably F3) and shoes to be donated to Men’s Shelter of Charlotte and Charlotte Rescue Mission
What to bring: Your phone, shovel flag, water, 45 lb KB if you have one, gently used exercise shirts/shoes for donation
Where: Weddington High School Track/Practice Field, 4901 Weddington Rd, Matthews, NC 28104
Parking: Park at Weddington Middle School. Lot entrance is off of N. 12 Mile Creek Rd.

Events:
Medley Course Map:
Final Words
This is a can’t miss event. (Check out last year’s highlights.) No other CSAUP or competition provides this level of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd F. Come and compete against your bros and against your performance at BROlympics 2017. If this is your first games, set a baseline to measure against future BROlympics. Be there for yourself, but more importantly, your bros. SYITG!
13 PAX made their way to the skyscrapers of downtown Waxhaw in hopes of catching a glimpse of the #BurpeeTrain which has been talked about in the local tabloids. In recent workouts, some “pseudo-BurpeeTrains” have been spotted but no confirmed sightings of the ACTUAL #BurpeeTrain.
WARMUP
THE THANG
FLOATING MOLESKINE
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Thanks Doughboy for the takeout