Motorboatin’

Motorboatin’

Date: 2025-05-13 AO: falcon-crest Q: Motorboat PAX: Huddle House, Emoji, puddin_pop, Bootlegger, semi-gloss, Motorboat, Limey FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: lower lot for SSH, Sharon Towers, Murkins etc THE THANG: Loops around HT with stations at cul-de-sac, fountain and HT. MARY: take it to the bank ANNOUNCEMENTS: Brew Ruck on Memorial Day COT: Emoji

Deluge of Rain

Date: 2025-05-12 AO: firestarter Q: wingman PAX: kirby, Point Break, Hawkeye, Franky FNGs: None COUNT: 5 430 the weather was super sketchy, YHC couldnt decide if the noise he heard was the rain or the sound machine. It was the rain. 530 dressed in everything but gollashes we took off. Jackets were left behind and we put in the hard work.
Point Break said it well. 62 degrees and Glorious, bring it!
WARMUP: SSH, IW, Windmill, Potato Pickers (Hippie) THE THANG: 5 Overhangs and a Lap around the back of Target. 3 times – 5 burpees – 10 Mountain Climbers – 15 Merkins – 20 Squats – 25 LBC – 30 Lunges
On the 3rd Lap stop for Some Cinder Work. 3 Times – 10 Curls – 10 Presses – 10 Tricep Extensions – 10 Bent-over Rows – 10 Squats
Finish the Loop and mosey Home
MARY: 2 min. Starting Position is 6 inches. – Dolly – Flutter – Rosalita – Heels to Heaven
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Yacht Rock at the Amp this week. COT: – Thankful for this life, the ups and downs, the good, the bad. – Thankful for this group and those that got out of bed this morning despite the weather. We were left mostly untouched.

We did not melt

Date: 2025-05-12 AO: blakovery Q: frasier PAX: gumbo, Polly FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: THE THANG: we introduced a new route. We talked about the current housing market and the difference between playgrounds when we were kids versus today. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

Refreshing Rain

Date: 2025-05-12 AO: base-camp Q: O’Tannenbaum PAX: Mr. Magoo, thunder_road, Pilgrim, Smash FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: track mosey stretch THE THANG: track, merkins, RAIN, rocks, running between shelters, baseball field, RDL MARY: skull crushers, and other stuff ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence at Calvary for Memorial Day COT: OT

I guess that’s why they call it the present

Date: 2025-05-10 AO: chicken-run Q: midriff PAX: Chopper, rock_thrill, Doublemint, turkey_leg, Swedish Chef, Rob Rosenthal – Drive By, tuck, HazMat FNGs: None COUNT: 9 SC Flyby
Today is a gift

Funish

Date: 2025-05-10 AO: stonehenge Q: fire_hazard PAX: wildturkey, Cheese Curd, Moth, shrinkwrap, ToeJam, tagalong, teddyf3 FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: The pax read me like a book, or better yet, a playboy from the 80’s, with Susan Summers rocking the spread.
We warmed up in the same parking lot that we do every Sat. Somewhat predictable, but so were the warmup exercises.
IW, SSH, this and that
THE THANG: run to the fitness trailer for a partner, tripple dime of sorts.
Dips on one end, pull up on the other 5 rounds, but 10 exercises: dips and pull ups, meet in the middle and partner hand-slap merkins. I was dogging this. Toe jam and Curd crushed… wow!
Ok, this is where I lazy and really unoriginal. Real time killer of sorts… 5 islands- 1,2,3,4,5 of various exercises. Squats, jump squats, lunges, backwards lunges and probably something else… again, time filler and everyone knew it. Really good second F and where we lost Tag Along, to some possible Dukie in his drawers
However, BS here, 7’s on the street up to the bridge. Burpees + Big Boy sit ups. Crushing the pax and Moth on my heals
Mossy to the bridge and cheer on an unexpectimg runner, who seemed appriciate of our squat presses. Broken up by 50 each time, we did 200 including another spot. This is when Susan Summer and her 80’s bush was discussed!
Mosey back home for some more BS to finish out the day
MARY: yeah, she burns deep
ANNOUNCEMENTS: trail race, memorial ruck
COT: Thank you Cheese Curd and Toe Jam for allowing me to lead. I know you expect more and I will try harder.
Teddy was really quiet today. Cheese Curd Tried to rattle him, but he wouldn’t take the bait.
Everyone pushed hard!
This BB may have been written by someone else…

The Rock 5/10

Date: 2025-05-10 AO: the-rock Q: marge PAX: O’Tannenbaum, Mr. Magoo, Alf, Homer, Circuit City, Tuna, ductwork, marge, madison, geraldo, Limey FNGs: None COUNT: 11 4.3 miles, suicides, rock work, Mary for the abs
MARY: Abs on fire ANNOUNCEMENTS: 6/20 blood drive in Candlewyck – BYOB

Living Vicariously through the Bands of Our Youth

Date: 2025-05-10 AO: olympus Q: Krzyzewski PAX: MARTA, flipper, The Worm, Wabbit, ickey_shuffle FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Half dozen pax showed up and put in work this morning. T-claps to Flipper for guessing the dumb musical theme this week…black & blue songs guided us through the torrent of gains from the AMRAP. Awesome, as always, to see The Worm back in action and great seeing the mugs of the rest of the pax. Great mumblechatter. Streamlined write-up as mother-in-law Mother’s Day fun and games are creeping into Saturday. Everyone call your moms tomorrow! Let’s get into the recap… WARMUP: Swings (10x), prying squats, swings (10x), synovial circles, swings (10x), slingshots (7x e/w) THE THANG: 1) AMQRAP #1 – Single Bell (15 min.) – Cleans (4x) – Presses (4x) – Squats (4x) – Switch hands and repeato 2) Pelosi Ladder 3) AMQRAP #2 – Single Bell (15 min.) – Swings (5x) – Thrusters (4x) – Rows (4x) – Switch hands and repeato – Merkins (5x) 4) Pelosi Pyramid 5) Carries! Carries! Carries! – Single bell w/ racks, waiters, and suitcases 6) Kinda Random EMOM – A: SLDL (5x e/s) – B: Snatches (5x e/s) – C: Goblets (10x; again horrible idea at the end here) – D: Heavy swings (10x) MARY: Glutebridge (30 sec.) ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Brew ruck on 5/24 – see the Slack channel for details – Blood drive on 6/20 – mark your calendars! – Prayers of gratitude for our mothers, but recognize many may have complicated relationships with their mothers; additional prayers of gratitude for those women in our lives who’ve demonstrated that type of motherly love and kindness COT: Joined the pax of The Rock for COT

Move your ass on the fives …..

Date: 2025-05-10 AO: davinci Q: Franky PAX: Hawkeye, kirby, Roulette, soft_pretzel, das_boot, Pepsi FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: short run with 10 SSH, Imperial walkers, windmills. THE THANG: running the trail behind Best Buy and stopping every 5 minutes (10 stops total) for 10 merkins, 10 flutters, and 10 squats. Total 4.1 miles and 100 merkins, 100 flutters, and 100 squats. MARY: 7 minutes left for Mary and several crowd favorites. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Beer / brewery ruck happening on the weeks of 30th. COT:

Penniless and Poor

Date: 2025-05-09 AO: ufo-ultimatefriz Q: MARTA PAX: Spyglass, Shank, Yeti, Situation, Paris, Crawdad, Steve Hall, Broken Arrow, smokey, Fruity Pebbles, David Baker, Victoria, Zipper, MARTA, biden, Toad, pinkeye, peaches FNGs: None COUNT: 18 The match started out bleak. Another week with both @Shank and @Yeti mysteriously winding up on the same team yet again. It’s amazing often that’s happened the last month once yeti realized that the official win-loss record is being recorded. In addition, the pinnies were late again.. I hope the text chain lays down the lated to tardiness on Fridays.
We started nonetheless after someone imposed that you should be able to memorize your team by now. We are all friends right? To neutralize the yeti-shank combo, @freshmeat proposed to employ a zone despite no one on the field knowing anything about a zone. Straight out of the Pro leagues’ playbook which can be found at your local library with his other musings about disc manufacture, Pink employed the zone and immediately forced an easy turnover. In prime field position, YHC threw a dime of a hammer to a wide open fly with me in the endzone who was not wearing a yellow jersey or on my team. Indeed someone should memorize his team.
The match was a constant back and forth until the end with each team trading points. Paris arrived late after a late night, but it did not show in his play. Yellow maintained a fast paced offense while Pink focuses on a methodical time wasting strategy to score. Victoria pulled his inner Gronk and dominated the endzone for which Yellow had little answer. Welcome back Zipper who had been MiA for a few weeks and congrats on his 1st.
Toward the end of the match, terrible avoidable blunders were had by Pink which allowed yellow to take a commanding 2 pt lead. Pink fought back to force ultimate point and ultimately were vanquished.

Pink 12: Marta Spyglass Pink eye Vicky Biden Fresh meat Broken Arrow Fruity Pebbles Zipper
Yellow: 13 Sitch Toad Fly with me Peaches Crawdad Yeti Smokey Shank Paris
Announcements Blood drive on June 20th Brew ruck