Still humid

Still humid

Date: 2023-08-24 AO: sparta Q: Full House PAX: Happy Meal, Keystone FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: quick run to HT HQ then some sharon towers and imperial walkers (forgot how to count) THE THANG: run 6 to 8 miles (eat up some hills MARY: n/a ANNOUNCEMENTS: see peak51 COT: see peak 51

Nuttin Up

Date: 2023-08-24 AO: the-devils-turn Q: flipper PAX: turkey_leg, frasier, Chopper, grasshopper, bunker, Polly, meatloaf, Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff), voodoo, picasso, retread, kirby, flipper, fleetwood, Sherpa FNGs: None COUNT: 15
THE THANG: It must be getting cooler, as the ‘turn had double digits for the second week in a row. To make the deal even sweeter, all 15 PAX ran some variation of the called route, though a large vampire contingent started at zero dark thirty. Good to see Meatloaf, Kirby, and Picasso back out at DT, meanwhile Chopper made the crosstown trek to mosey about the old stomping grounds. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Homecoming 50k, Wasxhaw Comvergence COT: YHC w/ the takeout

The Maul — Aug. 23, 2023

Date: 2023-08-23 AO: backblasts Q: patent_pending PAX: super trooper, Franky, wingman, Rudy, Eleanor, Olaf, Hippie, Sherpa, midriff FNGs: None COUNT: 10 WARMUP: Mosey within eye-sight/ear shot of launch Side Straddle Hop Imperial Walkers Hillbillies Merkins Mountain Climbers Calf Stretches Crotch Stretches Potato Pickers THE THANG: Mosey to curb Bear crawl across road to other curb and do 5 merkins (repeato 3 times) Lunge walk across road to other curb and do 5 durkins (repeato 3 times) Bunny hop across road to other curb and do 10 LBCs (repeato 3 times) Mosey to Firebirds and pick a partner One partner runs, while other partner did called exercise — 3 rounds: 1) step ups 2) wall sits or as @Olaf likes to call them “ball taps”; 3) American hammers Mosey to fountains One partner runs around 1 building while other partner does called exercise; partners switch back and forth until they have completed 60 merkins, 80 squats, and 120 LBCs Mosey to middle of parking lot by Target Lunge walk between parking space lines Karaoke first left and then right between parking spaces Hold plank and then sprint for two times between parking spaces Mosey to behind Target Run to every second speed bump and do 10 squats MARY: Called Mary first at the fountains Ski humpers Dying Cockroaches (yes I still can’t count cadence) Second Round Mary back at launch with 2 PAX calling exercise. ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

That’s Mister to You

Date: 2023-08-23 AO: wamrap Q: rachel PAX: mcgee, poptart, O Tannenbaum, Mile High, rachel, Mr. Beast FNGs: None COUNT: 6 We did WAMRAP things. Welcome to Mr. Beast visiting from F3 Macon

The Chupacabra

Date: 2023-08-23 AO: sacs Q: Dora PAX: geraldo FNGs: None COUNT: 2 WARMUP: Walking around THE THANG: The Chupacabra MARY: maybe ANNOUNCEMENTS: some COT: most was probably done during the workout
YHC- Cheese Curd was not there. I have done this workout, but don’t remember.
They moved at a fellowship pace and knocked it out

3 for Trip

Date: 2023-08-22 AO: bagpipe Q: kirby PAX: Hawkeye, Spitball, Olaf, wingman, Cooter2, Eleanor FNGs: None COUNT: 7
WARMUP: 15 ssh a whole bunch of kirbys in decending order. some other stuff and we were warmed up THE THANG: Three called exercises Squats and Big boys at the top of Bagpipe hill and at the bottom Kirbys. a choice was given cover 1.5 more miles and make it a 3 mile tour in honor of our recently married Mighty Might who married a triplet. on way back to launch we discovered the Flag carrier is difficult to master. Everyone felt the heat and pushed through it. Cooter was consistent and it was good to get back with my site Q buddy. Spitball Hawkeye Eleanor and wingman killed the hill. Olaf got extra credit at the light at Johnston. he is a badass.
MARY: in workout ANNOUNCEMENTS: Midriff is running something in October COT: 🙏 for those mentioned in COT

Can’t be Worse than Last Week

Date: 2023-08-22 AO: swift Q: Gold Digger PAX: bratwurst, citgo, Dosey Doe, flipper, frasier, Hippie, midriff, Sherpa, Space Force, voodoo, Wolverine FNGs: None COUNT: 12 WARMUP: .5mi jog, then a warmup lap around the same dreaded loop as last week, followed by a few minutes of dynamic stretches.
We lost Frasier and Dosey Doe again, but picked up Flipper and Voodoo after some convincing.
THE THANG: 4x6min of 10k/threshold pace w/3min recovery back to the start location (roughly), alternating directions to see which is worse.
The number of PAX re-emerging from vacations/fartsacks has steadily increased over the course of the summer. Let’s continue the trend for YHC’s final summer Q next week!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Midriff’s 50k coming up quick, start training now! Or just save up some cash to donate…

A plan is only good until the first (and only) pax shows up

Date: 2023-08-22 AO: fast-twitch Q: hoover PAX: ductwork FNGs: None COUNT: 2 2 men drove from the furthest reaches of Charlotte (Metro) for Area 51’s premiere Tuesday running workout. A weinke was planned ahead of time, but not executed. There was a moment of doubt that any running would take place, especially when the Q mentioned getting coffee. But two men faced down the impending gloom that was Rt 51 and saddled up for an out and back. A solid mix of First and Second F.
Both men would likely say they would have preferred not to run, but there was a feeling of accomplishment at 0615 that you only get after an hour of hard work on a humid August morning.
WARMUP: talk about not running THE THANG: run from Arboretum to Baybrook Ln and back MARY: we saw a few women on the way, never asked their names. so maybe one of them was Mary. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Benny has the Q next week COT: Ductwork took us out

Hey, are you using this slide?

Date: 2023-08-21 AO: swole Q: high_tide PAX: The Worm, ickey_shuffle, Nair, Rousey, mighty_mite, flipper, Unplugged FNGs: None COUNT: 8 I hate Mondays. I never post on Mondays. But, every 6 months, I do have a dental checkup, just to spoil your impression of Alabama’s dental hygiene. Today was such a visit and I planned to post, as a way of ensuring I didn’t oversleep for my dental appointment. And sensing something amiss in The Force, @flipper asked me to Q, this workout I only attend annually. And here we are, with sore muscles and a clean cavity-free mouth, writing a backblast.
WARMUP: SSH 25 IC LSS 10 IC Prying squat
THE THANG: The Bare Flynnimum called for 4 sets of 12 reps today, but despite keeping to the required reps, we did way more than the minimum.
Double Cleans Half Kneeling Presses (each side) #crowdpleaser Double Front Squats #noonewaspleased Pull-ups (4 sets of your reps) (half reps count if you’re 50 and trying to beat someone 29 – “cough” @rousey “cough” @nair ) —this is also where the pax found a potential FNG sleeping on the slide. @mighty_mite politely asked if he was ok, to which he responded that he was. Moments later, he was gone. And he hadn’t even been fogged by @the_worm. What gives with the youth of today?!
Max Merkins – 2 sets
MARY: If you kept your core braced properly, not necessary. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Someone is doing 5ks all day to raise money to be adopted Waxhaw is doing something sometime- sign up now. Sign up for the Christmas party (probably at @voodoo house, since he wasn’t there today) COT: @unplugged took us out.
@ickey_shuffle liked the music. I know because he diss it.

To stay in running shape, don’t go longer than 18 months

Date: 2023-08-21 AO: run Q: baracus PAX: Full House, geraldo, ductwork, funky_cold, baracus, turkey_leg, Broken Arrow, Hops, hoover, Huddle House, Spammer FNGs: None COUNT: 11 Another Chubby Hubby is in the books.  You’ll never guess what we did.  It was a master plan, not to be outdone until next week when the same exact plan is enlisted.  Same run, different cast of characters… which is what makes it great.  Always good to have a new pax at Chubby Hubby.  
Welcome Hops!  While I think it has been more recent, Hops claims he hasn’t run since his last visit to Chubby Hubby some 18-24 months ago.  Well if that’s how long it’s been, we’ll done my friend!  Like an old pro!  Well at least an old Chubby Hubby like YHC.
Turkey Leg & Spammer were todays overachievers going for some extra credit on a pre-run and then going for 5+ more during regular time, joined by Funky Cold.  Actually they went into extra time and didn’t make it back until after COT.  
The four mile group consisted of myself, Ductwork, Hops, Geraldo and Broken Arrow.  We were fantastic if not medium fast for a portion of our run.  Well it was definitely good company.
Well done fellas!  And congrats to Hoover and Spammer for crushing the hills of Horsey this AM. I’m taking credit for your attendance “near” Chubby Hubby.