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Date: 2024-09-17 AO: fast-twitch Q: Alf PAX: Alf, ductwork, turkey_leg, Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff) FNGs: None COUNT: 4
WARMUP: jog out with Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff) so he could warm up before PT session THE THANG: track work with ductwork and some 800s and 400s COT: with Turkey Leg who was out doing turkey_leg things at high rates of speed.
Thanks for the takeout DW.

Post Monsoon beat down

Date: 2024-09-17 AO: bagpipe Q: Hawkeye PAX: wildturkey, Rudy, FlexSealer, wingman, Roulette, Palmolive, kirby FNGs: None COUNT: 8
WARMUP: Easy mosey while we picked up Rudy coming in hot SSH, IW, Hillbillies, mountain climbers, Peter, Parker, and Merkin down dogs. THE THANG: Mosey to Rushmore lake. 3X – One group performed called exercise while 2nd group ran lap. Mosey to turf field for brutal 4 corners with plank jacks, jump, lunges, LBCs and walking Merkins. Burpee’s in the middle. MARY: Finished with bonus burpees ANNOUNCEMENTS: congrats to Roulette, Wild Turkey and Starch for competing in a mega-ruck Saturday. COT:

A skunky crowd

Date: 2024-09-17 AO: skunk-works Q: Mountain Momma PAX: Smokey, ChickenWing FNGs: None COUNT: 3
WARMUP: the usual THE THANG: lots of legs and farmers carries MARY: this and that ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dahlia Grove run – runsignup.com/Race/DAHLIAGROVE/Page/howtologmiles COT: praying for Annie Cage, peace and unity in the country

Chapter 1 – Done!

Date: 2024-09-17 AO: 3rdf-timekeeper Q: bratwurst PAX: kirby, soft_pretzel, citgo FNGs: None COUNT: 4 A little concerned at first when we arrived at Panera to see Kirby being led away in the dark by 2 women. Turns out they recognized his F3 shirt, thought he was trustworthy, and needed directions to the CVS amongst the confusing 4 corners of Ballantyne. He played tour guide for a few minutes.
Once Kirby marked himself safe and we had coffee / sweet tea and bagels, we got down into Chapter 1.
So, we’re doing Chapter 2 next week… YHC has an outline already, so can lead it.

Pain in the $&@£>#^^££

Date: 2024-09-16 AO: swole Q: The Worm PAX: Floyd, flipper, Uncle Leo, voodoo, Nada FNGs: 1 Nada COUNT: 5
WARMUP: synovial stretches, low slow squats
THE THANG: Week 6 of Bells & Bags.
KB’s Hang Clean 3 x 6 High Pull / Squat 3 x 6 Double Thrusters 3 x 10
Sandbags Alternating EMOM. Pair up alternating between exercises & 10 swings (alternating single and double)
5 min. Front squats – 8 reps 5 min. Switch lunge – 8 reps 4 min. Lateral Throw – 10 total
Complex – Flynncinerator. 1 sets as time was against me. 10 reps. Dbls. Swing. Front Squat. Seesaw press. BO Row. Merlin ( a rare event, half Merkin & half porpoise.
2 beat down for Floyd, nice work. Enjoy the land of fromage.
MARY: nada ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive COT: YHC take out.

3 for threes

Date: 2024-09-16 AO: firestarter Q: wingman PAX: Rudy, das_boot FNGs: None COUNT: 3 It was 2 until 530 and we got das_boot. Three is not the number we were looking for but we got after it anyways. WARMUP: SSH, IW, Hillbillys, Potato Picker (Hippie :fartsack: ), Windmill THE THANG: Run up blakeney heath wishing Franky and kirby would be there waiting. #nope. Do merkins and squats on the way to the playground.
3 Rounds of 3 Stations: 10 pullups (timer) Merkins Dips
School Rocks! 3 Sets of 5 1. Curls 2. Presses 3. Tricep Extensions 4. Rock Squats 5. Bent-over ROw
Back down the hill with Mary 1. LBC 2. Dolly 3. Flutter
Cold Therapy Step-ups 3 Sets of Two: 1. 20 Stepups 2. 10 Derkins 3. MARY at Launch 1. LBCs 2. Rollover Crunches ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Terror Trails
COT: – Take your energy and use it to help someone else around you.

out and back on the Flat Branch

Date: 2024-09-16 AO: blakovery Q: bratwurst PAX: bratwurst FNGs: None COUNT: 1 0510 – solo 0514 – solo 0515.00 – solo Let’s do an Out and Back in the Flat Branch neighborhood. Good tunes 🎵🎶

Old Man Chubby

Date: 2024-09-16 AO: chubby-hubby Q: baracus PAX: Mr Brady, stonecold, geraldo, turkey_leg, baracus FNGs: None COUNT: 5
WARMUP: Running THE THANG: Running slightly faster MARY: Still running ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive – Friday, Oct 4 at Windyrush Make sure you write your Slackblast COT: It was an old man run today. War daddy – Mr Brady 55 War baby – Baracus 51 The rest – 52

College Game Day Pre-Game

Date: 2024-09-14 AO: the-rock Q: jet_fuel PAX: ductwork, geraldo, jet_fuel, Floyd, Snuka, O’Tannenbaum, Toto, poptart, Floyd FNGs: 1 Floyd COUNT: 9
WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

What does TPS even stand for??

Date: 2024-09-14 AO: olympus Q: Krzyzewski PAX: The Worm, MARTA, Mountain Momma, Wabbit, Horsehead, Floyd FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Under the backdrop of a cloudy sky and a bit of mist, seven pax took to the pavement and chose to get better this morning. Week 5 Day 3 of the current program had its twists and turns, but the pax moved seamlessly through the weinke. Great to have Horsehead and FNG, Floyd, join us today. As per custom for newcomers in our niche hobby, Floyd was subjected to a lot of unsolicited advice, but picked it up well over the course of the beatdown. Hope to see you back in the gloom more regularly. Mumblechatter made the rounds, but had YHC feeling a bit dated as we recognized the 25th anniversary of the movie Office Space. For all the inquiring minds, the internet tells me that TPS stands for ‘test procedure specification’. Shockingly between Olympus and The Rock, nobody had stashed away that trivia, but now you can impress your friends with that piece of knowledge, as you ascend new heights of nerdery. Let’s get into the recap… WARMUP: Swings (10x), prying squats, hi-pulls (5x e/s), synovial circles, slingshots (7x e/w) THE THANG: 1) Kettlebell Work – Cleans (3x e/s) and snatches (3x e/s) (3 sets) – Alternating hand swings (20x) (3 sets) – Lawnmower L (6x); goblet squats (8x); lawnmower R (6x) (3 sets) 2) Sandbags Partner EMOM (24 min.) – Clean & press (8x) (4 min.) – Counter-rotational reverse lunge (5x e/s) (4 min.) – Up & up (5x) (4 min.) – Note: Pax partnered up and in the off-minute did either 10x merkins or 10x swings 3) Multiple Rounds of Carries – Farmers – Jerry West MARY: Two rounds of static holds w/ sandbags (or KBs) (waiter/rack/farmer 20 sec. each) ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Blood drive is coming up on 10/4. See Slack for MARTA’s announcement – Charlotte Crusade at Bojangles Coliseum is coming up on 9/20 (www.charlottecrusade.com/) – Memento mori – Your periodic reminder to smile more COT: Jet Fuel took out the joint groups in the COT