Getting hard together

Getting hard together

Date: 2025-10-17 AO: joust Q: Orange Whip PAX: ductwork, geraldo, baracus, Focker, deep_dish, Orange Whip, poptart, spackles, jet_fuel FNGs: None COUNT: 9 >From the HCs I got Thursday night I knew this group wanted a purely fun Friday so I loaded up the ol’ Yukon with weights, KBs and such and set up a station of exercises with music. Good old fashioned Beach Bro workout as Bulldog coined back at Kevlar.
My Shake Weight set of 6 (varying sizes and speeds) is at the repair shop so we had to settle for iron dumbbells and plates.
The boys became men today, or rather, the men became like boys as we learned new words like Batwing, Nookie and Gumnut.
Geraldo had some Stormy Daniels comments (it was Shannon Tweed last week) and the rest of the conversation would be deleted by a Slack moderator so I’ll just leave it there.
Pretty good burn today. We all got harder, but not noticeably, which was good.
Music playlist was approved by most and enjoyed by many.
This is going to be my Joust routine moving forward every time I Q. Less than 2 mile run btw.
Boys became men at the end as the carried the weights back to the car with no bitchy whining that I expected.
I took us out and addressed everyone’s sins but my own like a good Pharisee.
Can drunk drive coming up, you know what I mean. Ask G
Xmas at Debbie’s Dec 7th

Choose your own adventure

Date: 2025-10-17 AO: mountain-goat Q: Spammer PAX: Spammer, gullah, Insomniac, retread, wildturkey, mallcop, jello, Mounds FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: Not this week THE THANG: Run west on 51, pax had option to turn left either on Rea, Elm or Caswell. Each choice led back to Bevington where pax then followed the neighborhood route back to SCMS. Distances ranged from <4 - 5.2ish miles depending on where you cut back. Most pax completed the longest route. Walker took the hilly neighborhood path from SCMS to Providence rd. COT: Insomniac

Does he know there’s a 4 mile minimum?

Date: 2025-10-17 AO: the-brave Q: Palmolive PAX: midriff, wingman, Franky, fire_hazard, Hippie, Gruden, bunker, frasier, Patchouli FNGs: 1 Patchouli COUNT: 10…I think At first I didn’t get it, but yeah, The Brave is for sure the highlight of the week. Nice big group today with a lot of work and a little fun. Tclaps for FNG Patchouli for showing up and killing it on the burpees and ramps.
WARMUP: Run for like a half mile to an outdoor seating area with market lights. Tried to find a place in Ballantyne I’ve never been during a workout.
THE THANG: 11s with one-legged burpees (right leg and left leg…because you know, two legs) for 110 merkins, 55 burpees per leg. That ate up a good half hour and we still had over 3 miles to go.
Run a big loop to upper and then to the first parking garage by Cabo, starting at level 3 because that’s ground floor (?). Run up to the top (level 8), stopping every floor for +5 LBCs, starting from 5 reps.
Stairs down, then mosey to the garage across from launch and run 75% max speed for every ramp. Top ramp is a sprinting race won by Midriff or Fire Hazard.
Mosey down, meet up with ruckers, moon them with some monkey humpers, then circle back to launch for a 1 minute plank and 4+ miles total
MARY: LBCs and plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: November 15 – Brew Ruck December 7 – SoB / A51 holiday party December 15 – Festivus CSAUP
COT: Kirby took us out with prayer requests for the family of his former coworker that passed, and Loogie’s family as they lay his mother to rest

Lap the Ruckers, take 2

Date: 2025-10-17 AO: sparta Q: hoover , Orange Whip PAX: geraldo, Horsehead, Keystone, Gazette, jrr_tolkien FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: talk about the Thang
THE THANG: simple .5 mile route around Matthews. Ruckers speed ruck, runners try to lap them as many times as possible with 50 merkins at each lap. could this get boring? yes. will chesticles hurt in the process? more like tomorrow morning.
did we have any better ideas? no we didn’t and you’ll like it.
BTW, Nan’taan needs new shoes. squeak, squeak
MARY: never heard of her
ANNOUNCEMENTS: holiday party, canned food drive / brew ruck, Festivus CSAUP
COT: OW took us out.
After consulting public opinion polls, the internet, tea leaves, and chat GPT the leadership at Sparta, OW and myself, decided we’re going to try this approach again next week. Different route, slightly different approach, but bringing speed ruck and running options together. And you will like it. Because as they tell me at work, the beatings will continue until morale improves.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER – Nan’taan Hoover

Quads on fire

Date: 2025-10-17 AO: scars Q: Roulette , PAX: Blanks, kirby, F3 Elsa, The Worm, Rudy, soft_pretzel FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: Who’s Qing this thing THE THANG: Hills in Ballantyne CC MARY: Negative ANNOUNCEMENTS: Food Drive Brew Ruck Nov 15 see brew-ruck-food-drive to sign up COT: kirby took us out

Low Mileage

Date: 2025-10-17 AO: centurion Q: Emoji , PAX: hoover, Snuka, Hawkeye, Rawhide, Point Break, Icarus, Project-Z FNGs: None COUNT: 8 Men of all ages met at Amélie’s French Bakery, Hoover somehow emerged from a tiny car at 5:30.5
WARM UP 60 seconds of hell Circle up, Set Timer: First PAX calls out exercise, repeat exercise for 60 seconds Second PAX calls out exercise, repeat for 60 seconds, third, fourth….
Mosey around corner of mall to Carmel Rd. lot The Thang Criss Cross: Run across parking lot, 15x of one exercise lunge to other side, 15x of another exercise bear crawl to other side, 15x of one exercise crab walk to other side, 15x of one exercise
Picnic Mosey to picnic tables Partner 1 runs around building, Partner 2 continuously repeats step ups switch
Mountain Mosey to base of the mountain in back of mall Walk backwards to top, 15x squats Run down, 15 merkins Repeat 3x 20 calf raises
Ab Killer In cadence Legs stay in the air between exercises 20x each Flutters, Dollys, LBCs, Freddie’s, Heels, Jaylo’s, Rosalitas, Boone, Boat/Canoes, Peter Parkers
Mosey around the mall back to Amilie’s lot, 2 jump squats every lamp post
COT: YHC took us out
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Area 51 hosts Brew Ruck Food Drive (11/15) Sign-up Here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iMqwrkvCdiVlqJujcj3O6QWpwk4zJ29lsYdYMDMjgG8/edit?usp=sharing WHEN: Saturday 11/15, TIME: 11:00 AM – about 4 miles WHERE: South End (Start Point: Wooden Robot 1440 S Tryon St UNIT 110, Charlotte, NC 28203) (End Point: Sugar Creek Brewing, 215 Southside Dr, Charlotte, NC 28217) WHO: Pax, family, & friends We’ll cover some breweries and 4ish miles along the South End rail trail but this time fill your ruck with canned foods (Meat, Fruit, Vegetables, Soups, Beans) & Peanut Butter as your weight. All canned goods go to the Second Harvest Food Bank. A patch for this event is in the works. Kick-off the season of giving and help out those in need. If you need a ruck, There will be spares to lend.DM geraldo if you have any questions.
Area-51 Holiday Party (12/7) at Hops’ house. More details forthcoming…
Festivus Convergence (12/13) – BIG convergence with all Saturday workouts. (More details will be on Slack)

Vamps and Billages

Date: 2025-10-16 AO: the-devils-turn Q: flipper PAX: fleetwood, bunker, hairball, frasier, citgo, gumbo, Dosey Doe, flipper FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: fleetwood and bunker PreRan THE THANG: four Pax ran the called route with a cameo from hairball on his way to five knolls :face_vomiting::face_vomiting:.
Vampires ran tempo
MARY: nope ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff on slack, duh COT: Citgo took us out

Active Recovery

Date: 2025-10-16 AO: the-phoenix Q: Roulette , midriff, Blanks PAX: midriff, Blanks, Roulette FNGs: None COUNT: 3 WARMUP: Circle the HR parking lot to pickup anyone that might be running late. The assigned Q was MIA, so we adapt and overcome… THE THANG: The PAX needed a day for active recovery, so we set off for a brisk adventure through the mystical shire of Briarwick. MARY: Who? ANNOUNCEMENTS: Nov 15 Food Drive Beer Ruck, join brew-ruck-food-drive for more info… Starting Nov 7 at scars Freed To Lead workshop COT: YHC took us out… gratitude, patience, presence

Headlamps & HeartHearts at The #Shield

Date: 2025-10-16 AO: shield Q: tagalong PAX: Cheese Curd, Brisket, Bombay, shrinkwrap, ToeJam, Cooter2 FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Warmup: Dynamic stretches, side chatter, and zero assistance from AI videos — just pure, old-fashioned human suffering.
The Thang: A balanced blend of pain, pride, and poorly timed jokes. Lunges, tarantulas, and enough sweat to short-circuit Cooter2’s new headlamp.
Highlights: – ToeJam & shrinkwrap shared a 45-minute intimate conversation about canned goods and UNC Wilmington glory days. :canned_food::bird: – Brisket felt left out but made up for it by actually doing all the reps. :muscle: – Cooter2 showed up glowing — literally — in a brand new headlamp, likely a post-birthday flex. :birthday::flashlight: – Bombay suggested, “Those two should get a workout in after COT!” …. :joy: – Cheese Curd was so far ahead during lunges and tarantulas that he missed every punchline. :spider::dash:
Moleskine: Strong work by all. The Shield continues its tradition of quality effort, questionable conversation, and undeniable camaraderie. See y’all next week — same time, same nonsense. :shield:
Cooter2 on Q next Week!

Maul Hills

Date: 2025-10-15 AO: the-maul Q: Hawkeye PAX: super trooper, strange_brew, Smash, patent_pending, Kelly, war_eagle FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: Mix of warm up and stretches THE THANG: after a discussion on who was actually the Q, we moseyed to the picnic area. Two team, husky vs slim, alternating laps and called exercises. Mosey to back lot for hill repeats. MARY: Incorporated and work out today ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: YHC took us out.

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