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What Rain??

11 Men disregarded all normal thought processes as they drove to Matthews Elementary at 5:15 and it poured rain from the heavens, not knowing that in 15 more minutes, there would be stars in the sky!  It looked like it would be a wet, soaking workout… but turned out to be only wet!  Quickly 3 of us turned to 11, including FNG Al (who came with Dora).  We disclaimed and took off into the damp but dry(ing) morning. Here’s how it went down:

The Thang:
We started with a slow mosey tour of the campus…just to make sure everything was still in place!
Circle-up back in the church parking lot for COP:
SSH x 20
Low Slow Squat x 20
Merkins x 10
Imperial Walker x 20
Mountain Climber x 20

Mosey to bottom of parking lot for YHC’s favorite Suicide Runs.
1.  3 lines of suicide touches, then sprint to top of parking lot; 10 Merkins OYO; Rinse and Repeat coming back (including 10 Merkins OYO)
2.  3 lines of suicide touches, then backwards run to top of parking lot; 10 Merkins OYO; Rinse and Repeat coming back (includinding 10 Merkins OYO)
3.  3 lines of suicide touches, then lunge walk to top of parking lot; 10 Merkins OYO; Rinse and Repeate coming back (including 10 merkins OYO)

Mosey over to Stumptown Park amphitheater… which is our wet weather contingency.  Despite the drying skies, YHC still wanted to use the facility… kind of a Disaster Recovery test so to speak!

Grouped in 3’s:
1.  P1 bear-crawl across the stage while P2 and P3 do squats… flap jack until stop.
2   P1 crab-walk across the stage while P2 and P3 do LBC’s… flap jack until stop.

Circle up for Tabata circuit.  Starting with PAX we called the exercises for :40 seconds, then :20 second rest.
1.  Flutter Kicks
2.  SSH
3.  Plank
4.  Toe Squat (ask Booyah)
5.  Wide Arm Merkins (smoker)
6.  Burpees (fake last exercise)
7.  CDD’s (are you kidding?)

Mosey back to parking lot…DONE!!

Moleskine:
Excellent work out there this morning!  A special welcome to FNG – Snoopy (Al Pardo) who came with Dora.  To claim to be an acquaintance of Dora is brave enough… but to hop in a car with him at 5:10 and head to a dark parking lot in the middle of the pouring rain is, well… enough said!!  But seriously, welcome!!  Great job out there for your first tme… looking forward to many more to come!

Also a hearty welcome to Body Bag, Grape Juice (Jelly Roll/Jelly Fish), and Lex Luther!  I think you guys might have been to Peak before, but regardles… welcome and join us any time!  Of course, all 3 were consistently at the head of the group for the exercises… especially the suicides.  We will try to challenge you more the next time!!!  🙂

Thanks as always to the regulars that continue to get stronger… Geraldo, Booyah, Lamont, Swiss Miss, The Count… you guys keep the site going strong each week!

It is always an honor to lead such a great group of men!

Announcements:
1.  Keep The Count (Jason Clark) and his family in prayers.  Jason’s Mom, Dad and Mother-In-Law are all experiencing health issues, and just asking for God’s guidance and healing.
2.  Dora mentioned the Red Light and Blue May 13th War Stories.  May 14th is Go Ruck Light.  Or consider sponsoring a vet to participate at www.vetsau.com
3.  Let Slim Fast know if you are interested in running in the Blue Ridge Relay in September.

Mountain Goats Hopping Down the Bunny Trail…

10 Goats took a break from Easter Egg painting, tying bows in their hair (if they have any), and pressing their Easter outfits to come out and further develop their running stamina and form.  It was an AWESOME morning for running… and that we did!  After a heartfelt disclosure for NO ONE… off we went (80% that is… Nuke and Mr. Brady made their usual late entrances!)

The Thang
1.  Warm-up for 1 mile + some stretching
2.  Head to Devil’s Turn (Starbucks at The Greenway), with repeating iterations of 2:00 I-pace, 1:00 recovery, 1:00 I-pace, :30 recovery, :30 I-pace, :30 recovery… repeat for 4-miles out and back.
3.  Cool Down and quick stretching.. DONE!

5 to 5.5 miles covered depending on your pace.

Moleskine
Excellent job out there this morning.  I was a bit relay-inspired from Palmetto, so I wanted us to start experiencing some different terrain and hills.  The beauty of this program over a 4-mile course is that you can’t predict where you will be when a segment comes up.  Which is much like a race where you will be hitting hills when you are feeling strong, and hitting them when you want to quit!  We’ll keep doing these type of runs and I KNOW you guys will continue to crush it as you did this morning!

Special welcome to Thin Mint who came for his sophomore post after his V-post at Anvil!  Brave man to tackle an unknown running workout, but Thin Mint quickly proved he can handle it!  Great to have you out!

Mr. Brady and Thin Mint were leading the way for most of the morning.  Retread was looking exceptionally strong after his exceptionally strong V-Q at Peak 51 on Thursday.  Great stuff!

Kotters to Icicle, who got some extra credit with Huggy Bear… they both were at Devil’s Turn on Thursday, then MG on Friday…. #runningstrong!

Geraldo, Booyah and Strange Brew were consistent all morning, which is the name of the game!

Special shout to Nuke!  He keeps getting stronger… he gave it all today!  Runs like this morning are what pushes all of us to be ready for a variety of running challenges/eventst!

Again, excellent job to everyone who came out this morning!

Mr. Brady took us out in a strong Good Friday prayer!

Announcements (stolen shamelessly from Retread’s BB yesterday because they are that good!)

  1. There are openings for the Spring Mud Run on April 30th.  See Fire Hazard’s pre-blast for details. http://f3nation.com/2016/02/29/2016-mud-run-preblast/
  2. F3 Dads: A Night with the Knights is Saturday, May 14th. Bring your 2.0s to BB&T Ballpark to watch the Knights take on the Durham Bulls.  Details here: http://f3nation.com/2016/03/08/f3-dads-a-night-with-the-knights/
  3. Team Spearhead’s Red Light & Blue event to benefit Charlotte Bridge Home is on Saturday, May 14th. Contact Geraldo for more information.

 

 

Goats Going Off-Campus for 2-1-30 Run

We will plan to be off-campus on Friday morning to do some 2-1-30 running on the open road.  Here is how it will go down:

1.  Warm-up/Stretching
2.  We will head out for a sample relay-like run where we run at I-pace for 2:00, recover for 1:00, then I-pace for 1:00, recover for :30, and finally I-pace for :30 recover for :30.
3.  Continue to repeat until we’re done on our “leg”.
4.  Cool-down/stretching

Bring your headlamps if you have one.  If you’re programming a watch, just repeat the 2-1-30 circuit 8 times… that should be enough for our time together.

See you in the morning!  SF

F3 Sixth Sense Palmetto 200 – The Movie

I’ve written, re-written, and re-written this Back Blast 4-5 times now… and this is the version I’m going with! Unfortunately, a Back Blast doesn’t do justice to what our F3 Sixth Sense Palmetto 200 Ultra Team just accomplished… but it will have to do until the movie comes out!

The Thang:
Pretty simple… get 6 runners together, pile into a van on a Friday morning, head to Columbia/Lexington, run 205.4 miles, then come home… right??

Moleskine:
To say I’m extremely proud of what our team accomplished, and thankful for the men I got to share this experience with over this past weekend is an understatement.  I will try to capture more thoughts later to share with others, but I want to get this out sooner than later!! I’ll keep this short and sweet…  This was an INCREDIBLE team effort!

For the numbers, we completed the course in just over 27-hours, so I think the math turns out to be right at/or just under 8:00 min/mile.

205.4 miles isn’t easy with 9 guys, 12 guys… heck with 36 guys!! We chose the challenge of running with 6 runners:  Sensei/Slim Fast, Dory, Cheese Curd, Sacagawea, Mr. Brady and Gerber.  Mermaid was an original runner, but through an untimely injury, he served the team as driver.

Anyone that has run in a relay like this, including BRR, knows that injuries, jobs, family… life…. require pluses and minuses from the team. Ours was no exception.   We had team changes in November, December, January, February, and as late as 10-days before the run.

On paper, our strength as a team was noted by several fast runners… Mr. Brady, Sacagawea, Gerber, Dory… those of you that do running workouts with these guys know how fast and strong they are.

But our true strength showed in how we overcame many obstacles before and during the race. This is what I wanted to recap in the Back Blast.

  1. Unfortunately, one of our runners wasn’t feeling fully recovered, so we needed to find someone within 10 days of the race. Cheese Curd answered the call!  Sensei and I ran the Palmetto 200 with CC last year, and I think I remember him say things like… “Never again..” “Count me out…” “No means No…” “I hate you Slim Fast…” or something along those lines. But he stepped up in a HUGE way. I know he hadn’t trained for this, but he said “Yes” anyway. Before the race, during the race… He always said “Whatever you need…” CC ran nearly 25 miles over 6 legs, which included taking an impromptu extra leg when Gerber was running late to meet us on the course. We can’t thank CC enough!!
  2. So why was Gerber running late to meet us on the course? In February, he took a new job (t-claps) but quickly learned his first 2 weeks of orientation would require him to be in Charlotte through lunch on Friday of race day. We initially thought we had a replacement for him, but then we ended up needing him. So we started the race without Gerber, and anticipated Gerber to meet us around 3:00 on the course.  Unfortunately, Gerber’s meetings didn’t END until 3:00 PM on Friday afternoon… He still drove down and met us at Elloree to start a 7.4 mile leg at 6:30 JIT!!! He hopped out of his car, ran 7+ miles… then 8.8 miles 3 legs later. HUGE thanks to Gerber for making it work… we couldn’t have done this without his desire to support the team even with the scheduling complexities! STRONG! Gerber ended up with 33 miles over 5 legs.
  3. Sensei and I have run together many miles. When we talked about running the P200 as an Ultra Team, Sensei and I knew we would run the legs together, and that we would need to train a lot. And we did!! Sensei is incredible! We put in 25-30 miles/week in Jan/Feb/Mar… the increased training caused him some leg/achilles pain, but he kept working through it. Sensei runs fearlessly… as he does everything!  On our 2nd leg, which was leg #5 2.6 miles, we were on Hwy 178 with 18-wheelers, big trucks, small trucks, cars, etc passing us at 55+ mph.  We had the white line and about 1.5 feet of asphalt to the grass… and Sensei never stopped!  He’s UNSTOPPABLE!!  Unfortunately, after our 4th leg for 18+ miles, the injury returned, and it was just too much… Sensei had to drop out. He battled all the way until he couldn’t go further. I know it killed him to not run his final 3 legs… but we both learned a lot about our training approach, and what we’ll do differently for the next Ultra team we run with. Sensei has nothing to be disappointed about, and I know he will come back stronger from the experience.
  4. Those who workout/run with Dory know how strong he is. He brought his A-game to Palmetto quietly, and confidently. Unfortunately, similar to Sensei, Dory experienced some IT band issues during his 4th leg Friday night. We had to replace him in the middle of a leg even though he wanted to keep going… he was basically limping along. And similar to Sensei, it killed Dory to have to sit out, but it was by far the right answer. There was no reason to push it. Dory kept encouraging the team, and gave everything up until he couldn’t run further. Disappointed, I know… but strong in adversity! Dory ended up with 26 miles over 4 legs.
  5. I didn’t know Sacagawea prior to the Palmetto 200… so our first meeting in person was in Arbo ABC parking lot. I’m not going to say Sacagawea is a strong and fast runner, not because it’s not true… but because I don’t want anyone stealing him from any teams we put together! This was his first relay experience, and he calmly comes out and runs sub-7 minute miles for his first 5 legs… then maintains low/sub 7-minute miles for his 6th leg which was a long 9+ miles on Saturday morning onto Isle of Palm. Ask anyone who has run that Leg #31… it is a KILLER… Sacagawea SLAYED IT!!! But not only is he a great runner… he just a plain great guy! I am so thankful to get to spend the weekend with him and getting to know him… and I can’t wait until we get to do something like this again! Sacagawea ended up with 35.6 miles over 6 legs.
  6. Then there is Mr. Brady… He denies it, but this was his bird-brained idea to begin with!  Back in the Fall he said something stupid like… “Hey Slim Fast, let’s do the Palmetto 200 as an Ultra Team… You, me, Sensei… we’ll see who else will join us…” So that’s what we did. What a team joined us!!   Mr. Brady and I have done many CSAUP events together… Mud Run, 2x BRR, many tweet and meet runs… RumRunner, Ghost Runner, Night Train, Soul Train, Train Train… I digress. Mr. Brady is just strong no matter how you slice it! Ok… he sweats a lot… but he earns it! Mr. Brady rented the van for us, picked up the van, returned the van… More impressively is that Mr. Brady constructed a shelving system in the back of the van to hold all of our stuff! It was PERFECT! But he’s not just another pretty-faced architect! Mr. Brady’s first two legs were 10.5 miles, then 8.5 miles… all within about 4 hours! If that wasn’t enough, Mr. Brady jumped in for Dory in the middle of the night to finish the leg he was injured on, and then picked up one of Dory’s remaining 2 legs. Mr. Brady ended the race with 43+ miles over 7.25 legs. That is nothing but STRONG!  I can’t wait to see what crazy event he’ll talk me into next!
  7. I have to finish by gushing over Mermaid! He was one of our original runners, but as many of you know, he experienced a meniscus tear during training. He was devastated… we were all devastated!  Mermaid has driven for our BRR team the past 2 years, but only drove this last year because he said he committed to drive, even though he was fit enough to run. Mermaid is a man that honors his commitments! So I thought this would be the chance to have him run with us! Unfortunately that wasn’t God’s plan.   However, in the end, I think he filled a bigger role than he could imagine. Mermaid drove our van for 36 straight hours… he drove from Charlotte to Lexington, he drove all day, all night, Saturday morning and drove home from Charleston. He encouraged, he was always there for runners coming in… it was HUGE! I know he wanted to run… and I will make sure that happens… but for this race this year… his role was absolutely critical! Mermaid showed an incredible servant heart, and we all want him to know how much that was demonstrated, recognized, and deeply appreciated!!

I know these guys didn’t make any of these physical and personal sacrifices for recognition… they made these sacrifices because that is what Brothers do for each other in good times… and in times of adversity!

I wanted the PAX of Area 51 to know what these men did over this last weekend!  Everyone contributed to the team effort!  They did more than just run a relay… they exemplified the true spirit of F3!

I was honored to be part of their team, and I’m honored to call them my Brothers! Aye!

Slim Fast

5-5-4-4-3 Intervals at Mountain Goat – You’re Welcome!!

15 men enjoyed a beautiful Spring morning to work their legs and lungs for some interval training at Mountain Goat.  With 12 checked in, we disclaimed and headed out to Strawberry Ln.  As we left the SCMS parking lot, we were encountered by Nuke and Insomniac pulling in.  They joined us during the warm-up run… but Insomniac wasn’t the last… that trophy was passed to The Mouth for the morning!

NOW we’re ready!!
1.  Warm-up down Strawberry and back for 1-mile; Dynamic stretching
2.  Starting at road hump… run at I-pace for 5 mins (2:30 out, 2:30 back), then 4 mins recovery x2
3.  Run I-pace for 4 mins (2:00 out, 2:00 back), then 3 mins recovery x2
4.  Run I-pace for 3 mins (1:30 out, 1:30 back), then 2 mins recovery… only once as we ran out of time
5.  Cool down… return to SCMS parking lot.

DONE!  5.5-6/5 miles depending on pace.

Moleskine
This week’s program didn’t have too many moving parts… but the 5:00 min segments are tough!  I could tell everyone was starting to dial in their pace through the workout as we started arriving back to the start point at about the same time.  You guys did great!

Welcome to Band-Aid and Gomer Pyle as site FNG’s!  You guys are welcome back ANYTIME!

Kotters to Icky and Booyah… great to have you boys back!  It doesn’t look like you’ve lost too many steps!

The Mouth was fashionably 15 minutes late… great as always to have his unfiltered banter to pass the morning!

Brat and Joker led the pack as usual.  Sensei was not far behind, and Voodoo was always close as well!

Geraldo, Retread, Insomniac, Nuke and Huggy Bear all continue to bring it strong every week!

Announcements
1.  Red Ruck and Blue
2.  Ballantyne Ballrog tomorrow on Saturday
3.  Mud Run sign-ups
4.  Blue Ridge Relay… start considering being on a team… Mountain Goat is PERFECT training!

5-5-4-4-3-3 Intervals at Mountain Goat

Forgive the brevity… but we’re doing 5-5-4-4-3-3 Intervals at Mountain Goat tomorrow.  It should go something like this:

1.  Warm-up/Stretch
2.  Run 5:00 at I-Pace, recover at 4:00 back to starting point x2
3.  Run 4:00 at I-Pace, recover at 3:00 back to starting point x2
4.  Run 3:00 at I-Pace, recover at 2:00 back to starting point x2
5.  Cool-down/stretch

See you in the morning!  Slim Fast

Goats Run Yasso 800’s

11 Goats decided to improve their stamina and running form instead of fart sacking on a Friday morning!  Having disclaimed, we set off into the So. Charotte Mountains for something like this:

  1. Warm-up mile down Strawberry Ln and back to track, followed by some stretching
  2. After one more warm-up 400m:
  3. Run 800m at I-pace, followed by 400m recovery at the same time it took to run 800m.
  4. 3 reps, then a regroup/recovery 400m followed by 2 more reps, or best of 12 mins.
  5. Cool down 800m… return to parking lot… DONE!

5.5-6.0 miles depending on pace.

Moleskine
I can’t ever say enough about how much you guys impress me week after week!!  Everyone continues to get stronger and stronger… it is an honor to lead this group!

Insomniac is establishing himself as a regular, and getting stronger week to week!  Kotters to Geraldo, who was tempted to put on Slim Fast as a ruck… but he resisted!  Great to have him back after the Ruck Heavy.

Great to also see High Tide and Early Bird who have been away for a few weeks.

Huggy Bear, Strange Brew, Retread and Nuke were tearing it up as usual.  Brady set the pace around the track.  Nomad is nursing a hamstring, but great to have you out there working on getting healed!

Announcements:
1.  F3 is 5… Saturday night
2.  Let Slim Fast, Bratwurst or Turkey Leg know if you are interested in BRR… there will be opportunities… I promise!
3.  Mud Run Sign-ups have started
4.  Red Ruck and Blue kickoff tomorrow 4:00 at Little Sugar Creek

Yasso for the Goats

We’re pulling out what those in the running world would call a “golden oldie” called Yasso 800’s.  The distance repetitions are ideal for where we are at collectively in our training regimen at Mountain Goat.

Here’s how it will go down:
1.  Warm-up down Strawberry and back… head to track… stretching
2.  Run 800m at I-pace followed by 400m recovery for the same time you ran the 800m (Example:  You run the 800m in 4:00 mins, then run 400m in 4:00 min)
3.  Rinse and repeat until we run out of time.   We will regroup after 5 reps and then shoot for 2-3 more.
4.  Cool down and stretching to end

Run To The Hills

Ahhh… nothing like classic Maiden to inspire classic O2 deprivation!  It felt colder than YHC expected, but still 13 Mountain Goats woke up early on a Friday morning for a healthy dose of hill work in the beautiful neighborhood of Carrington.  Never disappoints!

Here’s the Thang:
1.  Warm-up jog down Strawberry into Carrington to the bottom of our favorite hill… 1 mi, plus some stretching.
2.  Starting at the bottom, begin running up the hill at 50% for :30 seconds, then 75% for :20 seconds, then :10 seconds at 90%.  Most of the PAX finished on the final incline of the hill… mission accomplished.  Then jog back to the start line.
3.  5 repeats of that for 1 set.  On the 5th repeat, 75% back to the start to do downhill training… which requires strong stabilizing muscles on tired legs.
4.  Completed 2 sets, then started back… got 4 repeats done on the way back before ending in parking lot.

DONE!!  5 – 5.5 miles depending on speed during the repeats.

Moleskine:
Excellent job!  As many are starting to think about running the Blue Ridge Relay, some for the first time, this type of training is essential to get you ready.   We will plan to do more along the way to get us ready.

Frasier and Mr. Brady led the pack each repeat.  Nomad, Voodoo and Sensei were never far behind.  Glad The Mouth could make it by 5:20… did anyone go back to get him???

Insomniac keeps getting stronger each week!  Freedom, Venus, Nuke, Strange Brew and Booyah… you guys are awesome!

Thanks to Booyah for the great prayer to send us off.

Run To The Hills – Mountain Goat Pre-Blast

Based on the promise of warming temperatures, YHC was inspired for some Blue Ridge Relay early training… which means some hills!

After some warm-up, we will do the following:
1.  Find the nearest hill that is uncomfortably steep
2.  :30 seconds at moderate pace, then :20 seconds next harder pace, then :10 seconds near all you got… slow mosey back to start.
3.  We will do that repeat 5 times, and then do a 2:00 recovery… that is 1 set.
4.  We will plan to do 3 sets depending on the time.

Looking forward to seeing everyone Friday morning!  0500 for some early pre-warm-up warm-up.  Main event at 0515.

See you at SCMS!