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Oh My Quads

Date: 2023-09-12 AO: fast-twitch Q: retread PAX: Alf, Astro (Kyle Kirchhoff), Benny, ductwork, retread, turkey_leg FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Six Pax for a moderate running of the clockwise Donut route. 2/3 of us were recovering from the BRR and in various states of pain and soreness. All in all, it was a great morning of fitness, fellowship, and faith, as Astro took us out.

Flag Flyin’ Fellas

Date: 2023-09-12 AO: bagpipe Q: wildturkey PAX: Hawkeye, Hippie, war_eagle, Pilgrim, Olaf FNGs: None COUNT: 6 Carrying 2 American Flags – 1 in front and 1 in back
WARMUP: Side straddle hops x 13 Imperial Walkers x 13 Squats x 13
THE THANG: Took the classic Ballantyne Corp/Ballantyne Commons loop including a climb up Premier Parking Deck ramps stopped for reps of 13 and 50 along the way. MARY: 13 time bomb burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Register, run and give to the Midriff Backyard Ultra.
Donate bikes to Christ Closet. See bratwurst for info.
COT: 🙌🇺🇸🤘🔥🥳

double nickel

Date: 2023-09-12 AO: swift Q: bratwurst PAX: midriff, soft_pretzel, Saigon Sam, Sherpa, Wolverine, wingman, gumbo FNGs: None COUNT: 8 0515 launch for warmup towards NCH, 5-10min of dynamic stretching, and then workout instructions.
5min Threshold Pace, 1min Rest. Down North Community House. Cross road at 5min to head back to Ballantyne Commons for #2 & #4. #5 was in the way back towards AO but cutting through Premier office complex over to Ballantyne Corporate.
Threshold Pace was explained as “Comfortably Hard” – Interval #1 should be in control with breathing. Try to maintain same effort for #2-5, but breathing may eventually get more strained and intervals #2&4 were more uphill than 1&3.
This is the same race pace if you were in a 1 hour race, so it’s a bit slower than 10k pace and a bit faster than half marathon pace. Also, it’s at least 1min/mi slower than a recent 1mile all out effort, so if you did our 1mi time trial at 6:00, Threshold Pace is at least 7:00/mi or slower.
Wingman and Wolverine showed us how to sneak into the Ballantyne Bowl construction site on the return trip. Fancy lighting abounds there.

No pain no gain

Date: 2023-09-11 AO: chubby-hubby Q: baracus PAX: baracus, Spammer, stonecold, ductwork, Full House, grasshopper FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: whatever anyone did on their own before showing up
THE THANG: we ran 2.5 miles out on the greenway and 2.5 miles back. There were BRR memories, and lots of college and pro football talk. Useless trivia — Sam Hartman played five seasons at Wake Forest before spending his last year of eligibility at Norte Dame. He has faced 17 starting NFL QBs during his college career!
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive in October.
COT: – Stone Colds dad recovering from knee replacement – Families involved in last weekends tragic car accident among high school students.

Fit to fight

Date: 2023-09-11 AO: swole Q: flipper PAX: The Worm, Uncle Leo, Nair, ickey_shuffle, flipper FNGs: None COUNT: 5 WARMUP: various movements including IW, ST, AR intermixed with swings THE THANG: followed the spreadsheet for fighting shape Monday for week 1. Lots of ‘mericans swings and assorted other sundries MARY: boat/canoe, Superman, glute bridge ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots of 5ks with midriff in October, 10/20 bloodrive, Happy Hour at the Lodge on Thursday COT: YHC with the takeout

Remember 9/11

Date: 2023-09-11 AO: blakovery Q: retread PAX: Dosey Doe, frasier, hairball, Kielbasa, Polly, retread FNGs: None COUNT: 6 YHC was 10 minutes tardy arriving today, based on Strava looks like there were 6 of us. Ardrey Kell heading East was a muddy mess, rest of the route was more hospitable. Excellent work by @Polly at the BRR! Mind-boggling times out there.

Small effort to remember 9/11

Date: 2023-09-11 AO: firestarter Q: das_boot PAX: das_boot, kirby, Point Break, C3P0, Franky FNGs: None COUNT: 5 5 PAX began their day with a discussion that the proper name of the AO location is Jeni’s Ice Creams which is something you only care about when you charge $7 for a scoop of frozen dairy dessert. Then we headed out to work.
WARMUP: Mosey near the yoga studio only to be pushed to a different part of the lot when someone wanted to park right where we were even though the lot was completely empty.
– 11x SSH – 11x plank jacks – stretches – 11x low slow squats
THE THANG:
Go up the stairs, one by one, run to the far side for 9 merkins, down the stairs, 11 supines. Do that 3x total. On the fourth go, only go up to the step marked “Here.”
Head to the back of Target for deconstructed burpees at each of the 11 light poles:
– 10x hand release merkins – 10x groiners – 10x Bobby Hurleys
Head to the section across from the former New York & Co for
– 50x step ups – run to the other store for 22x big boys Repeato
-another 22x big boys
Back to the steps for 10 together and then 13 big boys together
Back to COT for about 23 burpees total and then 37 seconds of hollow man hold.
MOLESKINE:
The workout was planned to remember this day 22 years ago that, as Kirby said, feels like yesterday.
We did 110 steps by the yoga palace, 110 deconstructed burpees and 110 steps later to remember the flights of stairs in the Twin Towers.
We did 343 total big boys representing the number of fallen FDNY, 23 to represent the fallen NYPD and the 43 for the fallen Port Authority personnel.
For each of these last exercises and the final steps, the idea was to finish together because we’re stronger together. Especially these women and men of the FDNY, NYPD AND Port Authority were living 3rd that day and thousands of families would love it if their loved ones were out in the gloom this foggy, humid morning. Go out and make something of the day you have, and make it better for someone else.
COT: SOB Ultra and Kirby with the string take out.

Slushie

Date: 2023-09-11 AO: base-camp Q: O Tannenbaum PAX: Emoji, Floor Slapper, snowflake, Snuka, thunder_road, @limey @smash FNGs: None COUNT: 8 WARMUP: laps in lot meet up with @floorslapper. SSH, Hillbillies, Incline merkins, squats, WWII sit ups THE THANG: track 4 laps with work at each corner: LBC X 20, HR merkins X 10, Jump squats X 10, Burpees X 5. One more lap with walk, back jog/front jog. Mosey up to lot, wall sit, air press, Cimbas. Calf raise/dip combo 3 sets x 10. MARY: yes we did ANNOUNCEMENTS: upcoming blood drive COT: welcome back @smash kotters. There was an early sighting of an aggressive slushy food truck driving through the AO obstacle style….we were all looking forward to see @jet fuel (but nada). It was good to start the week with a moderate one! #remember9/11

Chickens unite

Date: 2023-09-09 AO: chicken-run Q: HazMat PAX: bunker, Danger Area, Franky, Gruden, kirby, Rob Rosenthal – Drive By, Sherpa, toolbag, frasier FNGs: None COUNT: 10 WARMUP: pre run about 0500 THE THANG: 0600 for 7-10 miles MARY: a few left overs while others at the mts ANNOUNCEMENTS: brr support texts COT: enjoy the weekend of kids sports

Hardest Ground in Ballantyne

Date: 2023-09-09 AO: stonehenge Q: war_eagle PAX: lex_luthor, Spitball, war_eagle, one niner, toejam, rehab FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: Mosey to Campbell Soup building for COP of SSH, IW, PP, MNC, MC THE THANG: – Run up Bagpipe Hill stopping for 10 derkins on each side of bridge over 485. A preview of the workout was given in that we were going to hit various, rarely used parking decks with some of the best views of the Ballantyne Bowl and uptown. Instructions were given to the pax to enjoy the views once we got to the top of each deck. – Bang a left into 1st parking deck. Run up each level with 10 merkins at bottom and 10 diamond merkins at top of each level. (Q fail here for failure to scout out AO as there was only 1 level from where we started). At the top we did partner work of P1 bear crawl down the parking lot with a merkin at each parking spot while P2 ran down and back flapjacking several times. – On to 2nd parking deck between the new apartments and new office building. More partner work. P1 runs up 1 level, 10 plank jacks then down stairs. P2 does called core exercise then flapjack as we worked our way up one level at a time. Core exercises were LBC, pistol crunch LBC, H2H, flutter and Rosalitas. At top P1 ran a loop around the deck enjoying the sunrise and view while P2 planked. (This deck was deceptively high. Looked like 4 levels but was 7. This took longer than anticipated). – 3rd deck, on corner of Btyne Commons and Btyne Corporate was solo work so the thoroughbreds could get after it. Suicides up the parking deck running each level up and stairs down. 5 burpees at the start and 15 monkey humpers at stairs on way down. Due to time we were only able to make it to the 3rd level. That is a shame bc this deck would have been the best view winner. – Mosey back to launch taking the Lex Luthor advised shortcut through The Amp (which YHC attended the free concert on Friday and it is going to be great having that in our backyard). MARY: Some various Mary to finish last 2 minutes at launch. ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Midriff 5k an hour extravaganza. COT: – Toejam updated on his coworker who had a heart transplant and got out of the hospital in 1 month when the expectation was 3 months. – Lex passed along wise advice on forgiveness. Instead of wishing ill will in those we are holding grudges against we should wish that they have the best life ever. The blessings will in turn cone back to us.