Author Archive Dunkin

The Pre-Drive

Quotes from the Gloom:

  • “Bro! We just did the pre-run!” – Rousey
  • “Pre-run? You just got out of your cars.” – Tagalong
  • “Yeah, well, we drove over to the parking deck because it was raining.” – Rousey
  • “So, is that a pre-run or a pre-drive?” – Tagalong

That’s pretty much how the mumblechatter went the rest of the time. But now onto…

The Thang

  • Mosey from CoT over to small lake in Ballantyne Corporate Plaza.
  • Warmup
    • Grab some wall and do Prime the Pump (Fairly rapid calf raises while steadying self against a wall or piece of playground equipment.) – x35 I/C
  • Moderate-paced Run around the lake.
  • Side Straddle Hop x25 I/C
  • Low Slow Squat x25 I/C
  • Plank-o-Rama
    • Makhtar N’Diaye (pronounced “Mac-tar Jie”, rhymes with “sky”).
      • 4-count exercise: Left elbow down / Right elbow down / Left hand down / Right hand down (essentially alternating between elbow plank and high plank)
      • X10 I/C
    • Right hand straight out. Left foot straight out.
    • Left hand straight out. Right foot straight out.
    • Right hand to the sky. Right foot to the sky.
    • Left hand to the sky. Left foot to the sky.
    • Plank Jacks x20 I/C
  • Run around the lake.
  • Shoulder-o-Rama
    • Arm Circles forwards x15 I/C
    • Arm Circles backwards x15 I/C
    • Seal Claps x15 I/C
    • Overhead Seal Claps x15 I/C
    • Moroccan Night Clubs x15 I/C
  • Partner Work Part 1!
    • Partner 1 is the timer. Run a lap around the lake.
    • Partner 2: Cut a Flip – 5 Merkins, 5 Big Boy Sit-ups, repeato until Partner 1 gets back.
    • Switch until each partner has run around the lake twice.
  • Ab Web
    • Big Boy Sit-up x1
    • American Hammers x4 I/C
    • …we got up to 7 Big Boy Sit-ups / 28 American Hammers before moving on to…
  • Carolina Jackass
    • Carolina Dry Docks x10
    • Donkey Kicks x10
    • Wall hold (keep feet up on the wall on the last Donkey Kick) x10 seconds
    • Repeat going down to 9 of each.
    • …We got down to 6 reps each before deciding to go back to some more Partner Work.
  • Partner Work Part 2!
    • Partner 1 is the timer. Run a lap around the lake.
    • Partner 2: Bench a Flip – 10 Dips, 10 Step-ups (1=1, so 5 per leg), repeato until Partner 1 gets back.
    • Switch until each partner has run around the lake twice.
  • Finish up Carolina Jackass from 5 down to 1.
  • Mosey back to near CoT.
  • Jack Web
    • Merkin x1
    • Air Press x4
    • We got up to 7 Merkins and, I think 35 Air Presses. Which means that, somewhere along the way YHC must have switched to Air Presses Yeah, we were all pretty toast by that point, so my counting was likely way off.
  • Hallelujah Toy Soldiers (like Toy Soldiers but with arms extended straight above head the entire time) x30
  • Time!

Moleskine (i.e., Spreadsheets from the Gloom)

It was a great time posting with these guys in SOB-land that I had met during my Passport Challenge travels. I’d crossed paths with Lex Luthor, Tagalong, and Rousey at least a couple of times and always enjoyed sweating alongside them. During the workout today, there was plenty of mumblechatter until everyone got too gassed to say much.  =)

The 2nd F Coffeteeria afterwards at Einstein’s Bagel’s was equally awesome. I shared with the Pax there that, on the days when the weather is intense (i.e., heavy rain, low temperatures, high wind, snow, etc.) I always wake up and just smile, because I know it’s going to be one of those more “memorable” experiences. We rarely remember the sunny, 65 degree workouts as much as the beatdowns in the pouring rain. Deep thought for the day: One of the reasons why we men of F3 get up early to do hard, memorable, meaningful things while those we care about are still sleeping, is so that we can then go back home and do hard, memorable, meaningful things for and with those we care about. Life training happens in the gloom.

Announcements

  • Site Q School
    • Monday, 03/14/22
    • 5:15A to 6:15A
    • @ Cuthbertson Middle School
    • See Chastain for more details.
  • 3rd Friday 2nd F Lunch
    • Friday, 03/18/22
    • 12:15P to 1:14P (?)
    • @ location TBD
    • See Das Boot for more details.
  • Q Source (leadership discussion group)
  • Q School
    • Saturday, 04/02/22
    • 6:30A to 8:05A
    • @ Cuthbertson Middle School
    • See Fuse Box for more details.
  • Waxhaw Trail Fest 2
    • Saturday, 04/30/22
    • 6:00A to 11:00A
    • @ Carolina Thread Trail
    • See Kid Rock for more details.

 

Throwing Down the Guantlet

Quote from the Gloom:

As some dude named Eric Paskel once said, “Yoga is not about tightening your a** rear end. It’s about getting your head out of it.”

Great job to the men who showed up this morning with an open mind and endured whatever came out of Zin’s tailpipe (sorry Paper Jam; you apparently made a poor choice with mat placement). More specifically, this morning’s broga practice went something like this…

 

The Thang

  • Warmup
    • Prime the Pump (Fairly rapid calf raises while steadying self against a wall or piece of playground equipment.)
    • Cat and Cow poses (alternating for about five breaths each)
    • Inchworms (from standing walk hands out to plank, push up, walk hands back to standing, calf raise) x3
    • Upward Dog (hold for about five breaths)
    • Downward Dog (hold for about five breaths)
    • Rag Doll pose (hold for about five breaths)
    • Quad Stretch (hold for about five breaths each side)
    • Dead Pigeon pose – optional leg extended skyward (hold for about five breaths each side)
    • Boat pose (hold until the core really burns)
    • Hallelujah Toy Soldiers (like Toy Soldiers, but with arms extended above the head the whole time)
  • Vinyasa (Flow) Portion
    • Sun Salutations x3
      • Mountain Pose at Prayer
      • Mountain Pose w/ Arms Raised
      • Swan Dive to Forward Fold
      • Flat Back
      • Back down to Forward Fold
      • Jump feet back to Plank pose
      • Chaturanga (i.e., “yoga pushup”)
      • Upward Dog
      • Downward Dog
      • Jump back to Forward Fold
      • Mountain Pose w/ Arms Raised
      • Mountain Pose at Prayer
    • Crescent Lunge / Warrior Poses
      • Crescent Lunge (both sides)
      • Warrior 1 (both sides)
      • Warrior 2 / Triangle Pose (both sides)
      • Reverse Warrior / Twisted Side Angle Pose (both sides)
    • Mix it up
      • Tree pose (both sides)
      • Pigeon pose (both sides)
      • Side Plank pose (both sides)
      • Two Knee Spinal Twist pose (both sides)
      • Boat pose (final burn)
    • Closing Sequence
      • Shavasana (Corpse pose)
      • Easy pose (cross-legged, hands on knees)
      • Namaste

 

Moleskine (i.e., Spreadsheets from the Gloom)

 

Note to self: Include in the pre-workout Disclaimer: Prickle & Goo comes the morning after Taco Tuesday; space your mats accordingly.

 

Self-Progress: It has now been 75 days since I started with F3 here in Waxhaw. I love it. I started out doing one workout a week (as my body adapted) and have upped it quite a bit lately. Today was my 47th Post and my second Q. I have really enjoyed both the progress in my fitness and meeting so many great guys around the area. I even got to reunite with a former colleague this morning with Hot Yoga joining us in the gloom after being absent for a while.

I will be out of town for the next month or two visiting family out West, mostly in the Salt Lake City, UT area. It looks like they have a much smaller F3 group out there, so I’ll see what I can do to help them out. I’ll try to keep y’all posted.

 

Reflections: I had a couple of goals today: (1) Not bomb my first Q at Prickle & Goo and (2) prove that yoga can be a killer workout. The jury is still out on the first goal, but I think that there was plenty of sweating beyond just what the humidity brought.

One thing that I love about yoga is that it brings together flexibility, strength, and balance—all things that we need more of in our lives, both physically and metaphorically. And, it can be a killer workout. I remember EH’ing a coworker to come to a yoga class a few years ago. The dude was very fit with muscles to spare. After one yoga class he told me that he wasn’t going to be coming back because it was “just too hard”. To those doubters out there…the gauntlet has been thrown. We’ll see if you pick it up and challenge yourself with some broga.

Goodfella is on Q next week and he loves to channel his inner Tony Horton.

 

Announcements

14th Anniversary Edition @ The Lycan

Quotes from the Gloom (heard at various times throughout the workout):

  • “I was so excited, I read the constitution early this morning!” –Posse (explanation for why he was late coming in hot)
  • “I got some cool new Mudgear undershorts.” –Dunkin
  • “I can’t feel my legs.” –Honeycomb
  • “Is that a mouse?!” –Das Boot

Yes, the mumblechatter was riveting throughout, but on to…

The Thang

  • Warmup
    • Mosey to back of school.
    • Prime the Pump (Fairly rapid calf raises while steadying self against a wall.)
    • Merkin
    • Run a lap around the school.
    • Side Straddle Hop x14
    • Low Slow Squat x14
    • Mountain Climbers x14
    • Run a lap around the school.
    • People’s Chair while giving instructions for partner work.
  • Partner Work: Burpee Hill (x3 for each partner)
    • Partner 1: Run down the hill. Do 5 burpees. Run back up the hill.
    • Partner 2: Cut a flip (5 Merkins, 5 Big Boy Sit-Ups, keep repeating until Partner 1 gets back)
  • Head over to nearest baseball diamond for some work on the quads, shoulders, and various upper back muscles that are apparently rarely used.
  • The Perp Walk (Make your way across the outfield via walking lunges with three stops along the way. Hands behind the head the whole time.)
    • No Surrender x14 (at beginning, middle, and end of field)
    • Convict Walking Lunges in between stops
    • End with Freddie Mercuries until all Pax have made it across the field.
    • So, basically, hands are behind the head the entire length of the outfield while doing the various exercises.
  • The Cross Walk (Make your way across the outfield via walking lunges with three stops along the way. Arms spread wide like a cross the whole time.)
    • Take Me Now x14 (at beginning, middle, and end of field)
    • Cross Walking Lunges in between stops
    • End with arms still spread out wide until all Pax have made it across the field.
    • So, on the way back across the field, the arms are spread wide the entire length of the outfield while doing the various exercises.
  • Mosey back to front of school (wondering when sensation will return to quads, shoulders, etc.).
  • Plank-o-Rama (most everything x14)
    • Elbow Plank
    • High Plank
    • Low Plank
    • High Plank
    • High plank w/ right arm extended up
    • High Plank
    • High plank w/ left arm extended up
    • High Plank
    • Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes
  • Six Minutes of Mary (probably only got 4 minutes in, but most everything x14)
    • Low Flutter Kicks
    • Low-litas (or Hello Dolly)
    • Heels to Heaven
    • High Slow Flutter Kicks
    • The Protractor (go around the CoP and have each person shout out an angle between 5-degrees and 180-degrees)
      • Ended at 0-degrees, which led right in to…
    • Have a Nice Day (or Shavasana or Corpse Pose)
    • Back to CoT!

Moleskine (i.e., Spreadsheets from the Gloom)

Note to self: Apparently I should have come early and spread some grass seed and/or turf across the outfield, as there was probably more dirt than grass out there while we were doing walking lunges across the field. I think I still have some pebbles lodged in my knee skin (and I’m the one who recommended knee pads, too).

Flashback: I showed up for my first F3 workout exactly 52 days ago, on a chilly Friday morning. Even though the AO was Swarm and Dasher was on Q, I still came back the next week, and every week since. I am so glad I did. It has been a great ride so far and it was a pleasure being able to have my VQ there at The Lycan with some great Pax.

Reflections: One question that came up towards the end of the workout this morning was, “What’s with all of the 14’s?” Good question. Today is actually my 14th Wedding Anniversary. For the last 14 years, MDunkin has been a great companion, an amazing light and support to me. Over the last couple of months, she has seen the good that has come from me being a part of this F3 fellowship and she loves it. I dedicated this workout to her both with the number of reps (almost always 14), as well as with the “up and down” symbolism of the specific exercises. While we were planking in pain this morning, I shared with my fellow Pax that marriage (like most relationships) can definitely be filled with a lot of ups and downs. For me, it has been about tempering those highs and lows—not necessarily being a flashy guy, but being a dependable and faithful husband and father. That is what is important to me. Just wanted to share it with all of you. Thanks for being great examples to me and my family!

Announcements

  • Watchtower – Starting this Tuesday, 05/25 and until further notice, Watchtower will be at Weddington Middle School (rather than New Town Elementary School)
  • Next Monday, 05/31Memorial Day Convergence! 6:30A-7:30A. Location: TBD (Cuthbertson Middle School? Nesbit Park? Waxhaw Elementary School?)
  • Saturday, 06/19Blood Drive! 9:00A-1:30P. Location: Five Stones Church. Sign up here: https://www.redcrossblood.org/give.html/drive-results?zipSponsor=f3
  • F3 Dad’s Camp – Date: Late August. Location: YMCA Camp Thunderbird (on Lake Wylie). For more details, DM Radar.
  • Keep Premature in your prayers as he continues to deal with some health issues.