Mario Bros Unite

Date: 2025-05-02 AO: ufo-ultimatefriz Q: Spyglass PAX: Gum Nut, David Baker, Crawdad, Situation, Spyglass, Fruity Pebbles, MARTA, Yeti, Pipes, Shank, Wu Tang is for the children, Steve Hall, Mayo, Biden, Pink Eye, Toad, Peaches, Wario FNGs: 3 Toad, Peaches, Wario COUNT: 18 WARMUP: DIY Stretch (in honor of Slumdog) THE THANG: Pax ascended onto the field a few minutes after start time, as we do. After quick stretch and moment of silence for Slumdog, sides were established and play began. MARTA showed up on time, with his back against the wall and no excuses for late arrivals remaining in his quiver. Pink, definitely not highlighted by Yeti and Friday Shank, took a commanding lead early. @Freshmeat fran some pre-calculus and tried to motivate his team by sharing the number of breaks needed to get back in the game. Fruity Pebbles and David Baker chased after each other a lot, sometimes even with the disc involved. Yellow rallied, per the script, and kept it within striking distance the whole game. Mayo showed up as his doppelgänger, Mayo Light, with a clean shaven face. In the end, pink won, potentially doubling Yeti’s win total for the year. Spikeball brought three great new additions, but reported an injury at 4:40 AM. Injured in his sleep? Conspiracies are bound to fly.
Pink Winners Yeti Shank Spy Pinkeye Situations Crawdad Pipes Peaches Wario
Yellow Losers Biden Fresh Fly Fruity Marta Mayo Toad Gumnut Wu
ANNOUNCEMENTS: breakfast next Friday. COT: Prayers for Al and Alison for cancer recovery