- QIC: wingman
- Pax: Chandelier, Crawdad, David Baker, Fruity Pebbles, Marta, Paris, Shank, Smothered, Spyglass, Ultimate, victoria, Wu Tang is for the children, Yeti, Zipper
The Runs
Date: 2026-02-20 AO: Ultimate Q: Spyglass , MARTA PAX: Smothered, Wu Tang is for the children, Crawdad, Chandelier, MARTA, Fruity Pebbles, Spyglass, David Baker, Victoria, Shank, Zipper, Yeti, Paris FNGs: None COUNT: 13 RED (15-11) 1. Spyglass 2. Yeti 3. Shank 4. Biden 5. Peaches 6. Wu-Tang 7. Chandelier 8. Duff 9. Crawdad 10. Zipper
YELLOW 1. Betty 2. Paris 3. Marta 4. Smothered 5. Vicky 6. Fruity 7. Wario 8. Aioli 9. Fly With Me
Pregame – Morale was high due to a heavenly temp, healthy numbers, and Chandelier’s smiling face. Not even no-shows from Puddles, Smokey, & Pinkeye could bring us down.
The Game: Wind was a factor early and often. Hucks were launching out of the end zone, & calls for the league to start issuing random drug tests were uttered. Smothered will be among those tested first. Please pee in a cup today and leave it on Marta’s doorstep for testing.
Yellow jumped out to a lead of 2, but wind-blown/ careless tosses lead Paris to pull out a few lines from the infamous Kobe “Job’s not finished, what’s there to be happy about” speech. Down 3-5, red mounted a 6-1 stretch to take a 3 up lead of its own. The game was full of runs, something Paris and Paul Pierce know a little too much about.
Overall, Red out hustled and out played yellow. Yellow never really felt in it. Shoutout Wu-Tang for getting the dub on the stat sheet with an early team switch. But one man today stood out above the rest. Duff was an animal in all 3 phases He hustled & had glue on his hands. Way to be, Duff. Final score: 15-11 Red.
Postgame: Stat Update: Wario picks up first 1st loss of the league year, ending a 7 game winning streak. Shanks cooking up a 4 game win streak after an 0-2 start, leading Bulley to classify him as “washed up”. Scrappy graced us with a friendly hello from LA fitness (while being in LA). That’s some inception type stuff. Vicky spoke about his mom’s service, Spy took us out.
YELLOW 1. Betty 2. Paris 3. Marta 4. Smothered 5. Vicky 6. Fruity 7. Wario 8. Aioli 9. Fly With Me
Pregame – Morale was high due to a heavenly temp, healthy numbers, and Chandelier’s smiling face. Not even no-shows from Puddles, Smokey, & Pinkeye could bring us down.
The Game: Wind was a factor early and often. Hucks were launching out of the end zone, & calls for the league to start issuing random drug tests were uttered. Smothered will be among those tested first. Please pee in a cup today and leave it on Marta’s doorstep for testing.
Yellow jumped out to a lead of 2, but wind-blown/ careless tosses lead Paris to pull out a few lines from the infamous Kobe “Job’s not finished, what’s there to be happy about” speech. Down 3-5, red mounted a 6-1 stretch to take a 3 up lead of its own. The game was full of runs, something Paris and Paul Pierce know a little too much about.
Overall, Red out hustled and out played yellow. Yellow never really felt in it. Shoutout Wu-Tang for getting the dub on the stat sheet with an early team switch. But one man today stood out above the rest. Duff was an animal in all 3 phases He hustled & had glue on his hands. Way to be, Duff. Final score: 15-11 Red.
Postgame: Stat Update: Wario picks up first 1st loss of the league year, ending a 7 game winning streak. Shanks cooking up a 4 game win streak after an 0-2 start, leading Bulley to classify him as “washed up”. Scrappy graced us with a friendly hello from LA fitness (while being in LA). That’s some inception type stuff. Vicky spoke about his mom’s service, Spy took us out.
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