Date: 2026-02-06 AO: Ultimate Q: MARTA , Spyglass PAX: Yeti, Crawdad, Mayo, Fruity Pebbles, Shank, JH, Situation, Steve Hall, MARTA, Spyglass, Biden, Duff, aoli, Pink eye, wario, peaches FNGs: COUNT: 16 Incredibly close game today as Red took the pitch against Yellow in an instant classic. No team ever led by four, both teams pushing the game towards an inevitable exciting finish. The early game gave us many iconic plays such as Situation making a snag on the head of Yeti, Pink Eye sprinting all the way down the field step-for-step with Yeti (his knee brace clanking louder than a malfunctioning battle droid), and Aioli continuing his campaign for MVP (which is looking more and more promising due to a lagging incumbent and prolonged IR stints for other top candidates) with the classic Aioli statline of (approximately) four scores and 3 defensive plays made on 7 touches. The final five points saw Red go up by two (both on breaks) employing the revolutionary strategy of running downfield to guard the first throw after a pull. Yellow struck back in short order using our genius invention to serve their evil intents. This set up a universe point with Red receiving the pull and working it down the field before turning it over, Yellow had their turn but couldn’t capitalize on their trip to the redzone, once Red regained possession they never looked back with Mayo putting it into the endzone for Biden for a walk-off win. I could not attend COT due to concerns for getting to school on time so I will leave you all with this, the Patriots are the good guys and Kuechly is a Hall of Famer.
Teams : RED (WINNERS) 15-14 Bullystick Situation Mayo Shank Crawdad Pink Eye Wario Biden Fresh Meat
YELLOW (LOSERS) Spyglass Marta Yeti Peanut Duff Aioli Fruity Pebbles Peaches
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