Mothers Day Men

Date: 2025-05-13 AO: soccer Q: Orange Whip PAX: Mile High, jrr_tolkien, National Treasure, Kellen Dargle, Orange Whip, Mr Brady, Tush, Pearce FNGs: 2 Tush, Pearce COUNT: 8 7 dedicated husbands and 1 dedicated son spent the early morning of Mother’s Day making sure our bodies were physically fit and primed to be the strong, attractive and manly men they expect of us.
Yes, breakfast in bed may have been nice, but all men know that the weak effeminate male that brings flowers (last minute from Harris Teeter nonetheless) is never going to win the hearts of the woman who longs for the masculine hero of her dreams that walks through the front door wearing rubber pellet filled soccer cleats, soaked with rain, blood, sweat and broken dreams of what could have been – “if coach had just put me in, we could have won states”.
To the 8 of us still keeping the Roman Empire alive in our dreams, I salute you.