(For the pax under age 40, the title is a reference to Eddie Murphy’s Saturday Night Live portrayal of Gumby, that little green slab of clay, that is this workout’s namesake.)
Who: F3 Gumby
What: a active recovery, stretching and flexibility workout (yeah, you need it) in a yoga-style format
Where: Matthews United Methodist Church, Scout Hut (near the traffic light at Fulwood)
When: Wednesdays, 0530 – 0615
Gumby, not to be confused with Gummy, was, as stated above, made of clay and, therefore, inherently flexible. (Come to think of it, Gummies are also flexible (and absorbent), but that’s another story.)
Our pax is predominately inflexible from week upon week of KB swinging, burpee’ing, and running. The goal of this workout is to help us offset some of the pounding and tightening we inflct upon our bodies with some active recovery stretching and yoga-type movements to restore some of the flexibility we’ve lost (or, perhaps, never had).
A few notes:
Aye.
The presidential candidates are-who-we-thought-they-were on Monday Night- same hot air. 5 pax entered OPE with 2 goals: get better, excrete hot air.
Thang:
Roundtrip warm up mile(ish) eastward. Grab a lifting rock and head to OPE east parking lot. Begin repeats:
15 x shoulder front raises
10 x offset merkins on rock (each side)
15 x curls
15 x shoulder press
mosey to pull-ups
5 x pull-up knees to elbows
5 x pull-ups
backwards mosey back to rocks
The kids finished 6 rounds and ran into Mary for the following:
25 x plankjacks
30 x LBCs
20 x makhtar ndiayes
20 x heels to heaven
Return rocks and repeat roundtrip mile(ish) eastward. COT. Solid takeout by Swiper.
Moleskine:
SoFaWiB: so simple, so good.
At Swift today, we had a PreBlast (see below) that relied on precise timing and synchronization. Otherwise it had the potential to turn into #FreeRange Free Play. Without a proper Watch Hack for the 15 (or so) PAX , that’s pretty much what happened.
PreBlast:
.@F3Sob #F3Swift #PreBlast Timed Convergence on the Brixham Green https://t.co/FtmQpL6xiX
— Bratwurst (@bratwurst_f3) September 26, 2016
The THANG:
Announcements:
SYITG,
Bratwurst
Timeline |
Duration of Step | XL | HD |
5:00:00 | Easy + Drills | ||
5:15:00 | Easy | ||
5:20:00 | 0:07:00 | CCW 6min Interval / 1min Rest | Easy |
5:27:00 | 0:07:00 | CW 6min Interval / 1min Rest | Easy + Drills |
5:34:00 | 0:07:00 | CCW 6min Interval / 1min Rest | CCW 6min Interval / 1min Rest |
5:41:00 | 0:07:00 | CW 6min Interval / 1min Rest | CW 6min Interval / 1min Rest |
5:48:00 | 0:07:00 | Free Play to return to start of Interval 4 | CCW 6min Interval / 1min Rest |
5:55:00 | 0:07:00 | CW 6min Interval / 1min Rest | CW 6min Interval / 1min Rest |
6:02:00 | 0:07:00 | CCW 6min Interval / 1min Rest | CCW 6min Interval / 1min Rest |
6:09:00 | 0:07:00 | CW 6min Interval / 1min Rest | Cool-down / COT |
6:16:00 | COT | ||
6:20:00 | Cooldown |
Indian Run to the hill for some BRR 2017 training. Clemson and South Carolina lead 2 lines of tigers down to the hill. Nobody was racing, but Clemson won.
Everyone had partner, but the Hammer…..Indian run back Dumpster Fire took the lead and took us to the Howard’s Rock Pile for some sun’s out gun’s out work.
Steinbrenner promptly pointed out that the guys finishing early were an impossibility, I think Thunder Road said that because it’s dark, nobody could see them modify….
Still didn’t have a partner noticed there was a group of 3 this time….Starting to see a trend….Adobe rolled in for the last cycle…he did created another group of 3….definitely on purpose…someone kept saying that we should punish the group for Adobe’s lateness, so we did. We had 4 min. left down to the track.
Run 100 yards do 5 Burpies rinse and repeat for 400 yards. Sprint up to the parking lot for some name o rama and announcements. Beaker and Hearth breaker were sprinting the entire time and having a conversation at the same time…..so not only were they killing us, but they didn’t even realize they were getting it. I think they were talking about Clemson smashing Louisville, couldn’t be sure.
Announcements:
Great work everyone. Honored to lead today.
A little late on the back blast and Butter is getting upset.
4ish pax decided to join for me out the hinterlands for a little yogging and merkins. Since this is a few days late I will probably forget most of it.
Mosey around the field and COP at the BBall courts
15 IW – CAD
15 Merkin – CAD
The thing with which we did.
Jog out of the AO and headed over to ELM to Bonnie Briar Cir.
Partner up. one runs one way the other the other (its a play on words).
15 Hand slap merkins
15 Derkins at the start
Second round
50 total LBC’s
15 Derkins
Mosey over to Hemingford Ct.
11’s Jump squats at the top and Merkins at the bottom
Mosey back to the AO.
Rock work –
Curls – 15 CAD
rotate – Presses 15 CAD
Rotate – Curls 15 CAD
Rotate – Presses 15 CAD
PArtner runs
250 Curls while other partner runs to the curve on the track.
150 Presses while other partner runs to the curve on the track.
Mosey –
Peoples chair
100 Arm Presses
MARY
Moleskin
Little late on the this. Buttermaker texted me today to voice his frustration. Apparently he gets all excited about Twitter and now is freaking out about back blasts. Too much to share. Brought out the whole gang for this one. A whopping four guys showed up, Alf was a little upset that I was leading and well, pretty sure I let him down. He is so angry now that he is in Management. I remember when we was laid back……well….more laid back than he is now. You’ve change man….
Bounce is always there to say awkward things and well be awkward. He was pushing me to make Alf and Butter do some weird exercises.
Dear Abby came running up, dude still did 4+ miles on his own. Strong work.
Last comment was butter “dude we did 4, I didn’t think it was going to be that hard”. Thanks man. Great being friends with you.
Southern Discomfort sign ups. I won’t be doing but I’m sure there will be some people out there so ISI and such.
Out
Swift will again have HD and XL options this week, though there is certainly more convergence the divergence in store. We launch from the Vine Restaurant in Ballantyne. Coordinated watches would be helpful…
The THANG:
SYITG,
Bratwurst
(Posted on behalf of Cold Cuts)
Q arrived early, with all his pain tools to get set up. No idea what PAX would arrive for this. Then the All Star parade of cars started to pull in. Seasoned, hardened PAX arrived one after another. These were men who eat burpees for breakfast. Time for the Q to step up and deliver.
Q leads the PAX on a mosey to start. Stop for normal COP circle? Nope. Q recognized the stare of hardened F3 veterans (hardened, not OLD). Hard decision is made, mosey is all this group needs.
PAX and Q mosey to the soccer field, where 6 well-spaced soccer goals lay.
That was not fun, a thought echoed by all in attendance.
Since we are already here, let’s do some planks:
Q is thinking everyone is warmed up by now. Pain tools are waiting.
Mosey to parking lot. 8 stations set up for 8 PAX.
PAX running was timer for each station, once they returned the PAX moved down the line to next station.
What was the word/phrase of the day? Rinse & Repeat…completed 2x’s through the stations.
Clock is ticking down, so PAX completed quick round of Mary:
Finished
NMM:
Strong effort by everyone. No place to hide. Fun to be pushed by strong group like this. Living legends (in their minds at least)…Q was feeling the pain over the weekend.
***Limited Engagement: Act NOW or miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime!***
*Edited to Add AO* South Charlotte Middle Track
Starting 10/9/16 YHC will be providing a forum for meatheads, clydesdales and soccer-armed phenom’s alike to join together in pursuit of running excellence, inter-PAX accountability and a rootin-tootin good time.
For those unfamiliar with Dr. Phil Maffetone (and who have never ran with Tolkein,) the MAF method hinges on 2 concepts.
1. Running at an aerobic heart rate which aides in improving output at a set exertion level (think more horsepower and torque at the same MPG.)
2. Feeding your body “correctly” with proteins, fats and complex carbs (in moderation.)
This method has produced some of the most elite endurance runners in the last 30 years and at least 1 very fast, if tweet happy, PAX (aforementioned Tolkein for those not paying attention.)
This once monthly workout is being convened for 2 reasons. The first is provide an opportunity for PAX wanting to leverage the winter months to improve their speed and endurance in a real way, and 2nd to enable the less run-inclined to have a way to ease into our favorite form of self-punishment.
Dr. MAF prescribes a once monthly “baseline” test as part of his program. This involves a static HR on a flat surface for an extended period to demonstrate speed and endurance in a fixed environment. While our formula may deviate (slightly) from his prescription, the spirit will be the same. ***Of note you MUST have a chest strap HR monitor to effectively execute this training plan. I’ll include an amazon link to a cheap one for those who don’t have one already.***
The Thang:
-Arrive at the AO for a 0630 launch with headlamp and HR monitor affixed.
-Optional early arrival of 0615 for recommended warmup *or* launch from rum runner at 0600 and jog it in.
-All Pax initiate run at MAF heart rate (180-your age then plus or minus a couple beats pursuant to rules linked at the end of this article.)
-Maintain MAF heart rate for 45 minutes, accelerating or decelerating to maintain HR.
-Mumble chatter while keep track of laps (or if GPS equipped just mumble chattering.)
-Upon completion of said 3/4 of an hour we shall record distance and HR average for all PAX.
If training is executed appropriately (most or all training occurring at your MAF rate) in between our monthly meetings, all PAX should see their paces (and therefore distance achieved) improve steadily month over month.
Moleskin:
This workout is a response to many PAX expressing their interest in realizing real growth over the winter as well as the obvious allure of getting faster by running slower. YHC is in no means a professional coach, but instead just the volunteer to agreed to take on the mantel of orchestrating and tracking the awesome. It is exceptionally important that all PAX wanting to leverage this forum understand that this methodology is very broad and adaptable while at the same time being restrictive of doing much anaerobic work. This means minimizing high HR activities (aka bootcamps and tempo running) for months at a time. As such it may not be for everyone. YHC by no means wishes to discourage or take away from involvement, but eyes wide open is the best way to tackle these things IMO. Happy to respond to questions or comments on Twitter or Slack…
Resources:
Link to 180 Formula: https://philmaffetone.com/180-formula/
Link to HR monitor: https://www.amazon.com/Polar-USA-Unisex-Green-Watch/dp/B00EKPXJTU/ref=sr_1_46?s=exercise-and-fitness&ie=UTF8&qid=1474898107&sr=1-46&keywords=HR+Monitor&refinements=p_72%3A2661618011
Ten men woke up in spite of the rain last night and came out in the mist to get stronger at the Foxhole. After a few KBs were handed out to those who were lacking, we walked to the next parking lot and formed a circle where we would spend the majority of our morning together. Here is what followed:
Thang
Moleskin
Announcements
Pax of 22 got the beatdown of a century
Warm-up
Quick lap around the parking lot then back to the circle
SSH x 30 IC
Imperial Walker x 20 IC
MTC x 20 IC
American Hammer x 20 IC
Merkins x 10
The Thang
Mosey to the center section of the school by the parking lot
Partner up with person of opposite fitness level.
Every exercise is for the team to hit 100
P1 run to parking lot(long run) P2 Dips rinse and repeat till 100
P1 run to parking lot P2 Merkins rinse and repeat till 100
P1 run to parking lot P2 Box Jumps rinse and repeat till 100
Pistol LBC
Mosey to the front of the school
P1 run to flag pole(short fast run) P2 Peoples chair w/ shoulder press rinse and repeat till 100
P1 run to flag pole P2 Derkins rinse and repeat till 100
P1 run to flag pole P2 Peoples chair w/ jabs rinse and repeat till 100
P1 run to flag pole P2 Donkey kicks rinse and repeat till 100
Plank w/ should taps
Mosey to the high school stairs
P1 run to bottom of the stairs and back P2 plank rinse and repeat until each partner runs 3 times
P1 run to bottom of the stairs and back P2 up/downs(nice way of saying burpees) and repeat till 100
P1 run to bottom of the stairs and back P2 CDD rinse and repeat till 100
Cut this a little short to get back to AO
We got back to the AO with 1:30 to spare for a quick partner Mary.
Moleskin
That was a real beatdown. It was good to have ShopDog back in the house after his injury. He has some work to do to get back on track. He took 2 trips to the beach (I am sure there were several beer consumed) and his time at the Waxhaw Creamery (ice cream shop). I tried to get away with calling burpees up/downs, the Pax quickly caught on and were not happy they had to do 100 as a team. We had General and Fallout from Indian Land join us this morning. It was good to have Frack on the team when it came to Merkins and Derkins. By the time I got back from the run he had 65 our of the 100 already done. After the 6.5 mile train run yesterday Trolit (sp?) and Damascus still showed up with their A game. There was not a lot of chatter out of the group today, not sure they could catch their breath between sections. Thank you all for letting me lead today.
Damascus, thank you for taking us out today.
Announcements:
Ole MacDonald and the Mrs. are going to start a marriage/couple counseling session in the up coming weeks.