Just the two of us

Just the two of us

Date: 2024-11-21 AO: _area-51 Q: Carny PAX: Pilgrim FNGs: None COUNT: 2 Not sure what happened to all the boys, two MEN showed up on this first cold day of winter for a run through Cameron wood, a push pull pyramid at quail middle, and a finisher of a chipper of wall sits and core.

A lot of 50s

Date: 2024-11-19 AO: bagpipe Q: Eleanor PAX: wildturkey, frehleys_comet, war_eagle, kirby, Starch, FlexSealer FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: THE THANG: Lots of burpees 50 reps of a lotta workouts
MARY: Throughout ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT:

Diamonds are made under pressure

Date: 2024-11-21 AO: the-phoenix Q: Starch PAX: wildturkey, Odd Job, war_eagle, SweetWater, Roulette FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: – Mosey to the Y lot and get in some standards (mountain climbers, windmill, runners stretch)
THE THANG: Go to parking lot at end of gravel road Suicides with a twist – Run to the spot, 15 merkins – Back pedal back, 15 but boys
Head to the path between the baseball fields.
4 stations, 1 at the end of each dugout. 15 reps each of: – Squats – Shoulder taps – Lunges – LBCs We bear crawled and jogged between stations.
Then we did the following for 15 reps but jogged between stations: – Merkins – Glute bridges – Monkey humpers – Flutters We jogged between stations. Did each rotation twice.
Jogged to the parking lot – alternated lunges and jogging at each tree
Went to the pavilion for 15 step ups 15 dips 10 derkins 10 split squats (each leg)
And then it was done. There wasn’t too much mumble chatter throughout, but it was fairly shocking when it was there.
MARY: Mosey back to launch with Mary called by PAX – Box cutters – J Los – Freddie Mercuries – LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jingle Bell run, Turkey jam
COT: Pray for those affected by cancer, including our own The Worm

Come on guys it’s not that cold

Date: 2024-11-21 AO: peak-51 Q: Spammer PAX: Spammer, lois FNGs: None COUNT: 2 WARMUP: walked over to prior behind moo & brew for a HiiT workout. COT: Voodoo

Fall is finally here

Date: 2024-11-21 AO: sparta Q: voodoo PAX: Full House, retread, Keystone, voodoo FNGs: None COUNT: 4 It was a brisk morning in downtown Matthews when 4 pax posted in the soon-to-be-pay lot next to Seaboard. The temps were finally down to fall levels but still pleasant for a run. The Q is still dealing with a sore calf, so the plan was to make this a running boot camp rather than just running.
We ran down Trade Street to the intersection of Country Place Drive and Matthews Estate Road.
WARMUP: – SSH x 20 IC – IW x 15 IC – Mountain Climbers x 20 IC
THE THANG: Run in Matthews Estates Road and take every right turn. In every cul de sac, do 10 HR merkins and 10 jump squats. When you get back to the intersection with Country Place Drive, plank it up for the six.
Run together out to Trade, turn left and run past the church and take a left. Run through the parking lot back to Country Place Drive and go left. Plank up at the intersection with Matthews Estates Drive.
Partner up (we basically split into 2 teams of 2). Partner 1 does the church loop, stopping in the parking lot immediately off Trade Street for 20 LBCs, then run back to the intersection. Partner 2 runs back into Matthews Estates, takes the second right onto Timber Knoll, then runs to the entrance of Gilchrest Circle. Do 10 Heels to Heaven, then run back to the intersection. Flapjack. Repeato with 10 diamonds in the church lot and 20 wide arms at Gilchrest. Flapjack.
Retrace our steps back to launch, stopping at the mini-wall for 10 step-ups per leg and 20 dips.
MARY: – Box cutter x 15 IC – Protractor with group participation – Dolly x 15 IC – Superman with Ys and Ws x 10 IC – High plank until 0615
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Area 51 Christmas Party will be held at the home of Geraldo and his very understanding M on 12/8. Please sign up to bring a fruit cake appetizer and remember that it’s BYOB! We hope you and your M can make it!
COT: YHC took us out with prayers for The Worm’s continued recovery, the recovery of those people impacted by the recent hurricanes, and those traveling for the holidays, including students returning from school.

James and the Giant Turd

Date: 2024-11-20 AO: wamrap Q: Horsehead PAX: Alf, rachel, O’Tannenbaum, double_e, Bellhop, Giant Turd, Giant Cockroach FNGs: None COUNT: 8 6 men, a giant turd, and a similarly sized cockroach assembled in a parking deck already claimed by the pay-to-play Gladiators to see which group would come out on top. In the end, the men of F3 established dominance by avoiding them and using other parts of the parking deck. Yeah, that’s what I thought.
After the first round of carefully planned exercises, running, burpees, and pullups Rachel and Alf went off on their own. I’m pretty sure that romance didn’t last, as we saw Alf all by himself about 15 mins in, trying to convince the Giant Cockroach to boost him up onto the pullup beam. The Giant Turd did his own thing.
Back in Hazzard county, OT regaled us with tales of his old wrestling coach and unrelated multi-tiered steak dinners while we suffered through both the workout and his stories.
Double E continued his streak as the fastest slow dude while trying his best to escape us. Unphased by the actual workout instructions, we were unshakable.
Bell Hop held the fort down and powered through the whole workout, we think. Or maybe he slept in the elevator. Who knows.
The real winner was Giant Turd, who remained intact atop the parking deck throbbing in his (or her) majesty while we continued to pass by in both fear admiration.
I still hate Slackblasts, but this ones for the Pax.
your friend, Horsehead

No, I’m Not Writing all that Again – Grrr

Date: 2024-11-20 AO: firestarter Q: C3P0 PAX: Odd Job, Taco_Stand, goonie, Point Break, Roulette, wildturkey FNGs: None COUNT: 7 Oh the profound wisdom the clever observations, the humor, the praise the shared experiences documented for all to remember, captured, carefully curated to a clear and condensed summary of the beatdown, then with a casual swipe, I learn…
Slackblast loses everything you wrote if you move away from the edit screen even for a moment… (sounds of weeping)
Slackblast in haiku We did stuff and I’m still sore SYITG

Don’t call it a comeback! I been here for years!

Date: 2024-11-20 AO: anvil Q: udder PAX: lorax, Point Break, Snuka, Mildew, puddin_pop, udder FNGs: None COUNT: 6 WARMUP: Mosey to front for 10 count IC side straddle hops, imperial walkers, merkins, mtn climbers and squats.
THE THANG: Mosey to rock pile and choose a lifting rock. 25x civilian count curls, tricep extensions, push press and a final round of combined curl/press/tri ext. all rounds followed by a quick mosey around the circle.
Mosey out entrance 2 down to entrance 1 and into the 51 side parking lot. Island work. Increasing exercises each island (36). Squats down, merkins back, LBC down, combined back (squat/merkin/lbc)
Mosey to hotbox. Hug from voodoo, our bromance continues. Monkey humpers for the Meatheads. Wall work with some arm circles.
Mosey back to start.
MARY: Dealers choice mary. 12x and10x variations. Snuka unlocked a new Mary exercise. Name TBD. One all you got to the end of the parking lot. Still got time left. Burpees for 1 min.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Xmas party at casa de Geraldo 12/8
Tks to Lorax and Point Break to get my slack six back out. Looking forward to seeing the pax in the gloom soon. Deuces!
COT: udder with the sendoff

Circles, swings, & Spotify interruptions

Date: 2024-11-20 AO: meathead Q: high_tide PAX: Emoji, MARTA, Uncle Leo, Unplugged, taggart, voodoo FNGs: None COUNT: 7 WARMUP: SSH (side straddle hop) Get Back Up drill (still, #crowdpleaser)
THE THANG: Total Tension, Week 4, Day 2: Double Clean – Press – Squat – Renegade Row Singles of each, except: pyramid the presses and rows to 7 and back down. Also, Q substitution of bent over rows for renegade rows, at pax discretion (that’s something you don’t hear often)
Swings: 25 two-hand swings 10 double swings 15 double swings 15 double swings 10 double swings 25 two-hand swings
MARY: 10 pullovers, with optional press Freddie Mercury, in cadence, regular-slow-regular
ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Christmas party – 12/8 at Geraldo’s house (thank you, brother!). More details somewhere on slack. – Western Carolinas – Paper Jam is organizing another recovery trip this Saturday (11/23) – Turkey Fest – Bootcamp and running options for Thanksgiving. Other AOs closed.
COT: Way to battle through the elements, men, and get in a tough but good workout today. What elements? Let’s see: the rain, the M high jacking the Q’s Spotify playlist, the boys of Anvil showing us their a$$es (sell those wares elsewhere), and the clock (who gets up at 4:50, amIright, taggart?).
Glad to have Taggert join us today as Meathead site FNG, after posting to Falcon Crest yesterday as a true FNG. T-claps, brother. :clap: :clap: :clap: Stick with it. It doesn’t get easier; you get stronger. And you’ll have a lot of fun and meet a lot of great guys (and knuckleheads :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:) along the way.
Fine, I’ll say it. Despite my dislike of the rain, I’m glad to have joined you men this morning. It’s always worth it.
Aye. :facepunch:

Heavy Hills and Magic #44

Date: 2024-11-20 AO: sacs Q: Roulette PAX: Cheese Curd, Starch, wildturkey, hoover FNGs: None COUNT: 5 YHC legs are still smoked from Snake Eyes davinci VQ and C3P0 lunge death march… So I figured why not go full ’tism and do some heavy hills will a little birthday celly mixed in… WARMUP: Rucks and Sandbags if you got’em we’re going off campus THE THANG: Leisurely stroll through the hills of Raintree on our way to the Shopping Centre by the athletic field Our magic # of the day was 44, that is how many years YHC has been spinning on this rock come Saturday 44 SB Floor Presses 44 SB Bent Over Rows 44 SB Curls 44 SB Pull Throughs w/merkin Mosey back to SCMS for some Mary MARY: The theme continued with some 4 count Mary 22 LBCs 22 Glute Bridges 22 Flutter 22 Pistol Crunches Some dude snuck up on us like a Ninja but refused to join in our fun… ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jingle Bell run to support the Arthritis foundation, Nov 23 in Uptown… Area 51 Christmas Soiree at geraldo pad COT: Thanks and appreciate for the beautiful moist morning, requests for healing and comfort for The Worm and his family as he recovers…