And it burns, burns, burns….the ring of fire

And it burns, burns, burns….the ring of fire

A stong 26 Pax showed up for a Monday beatdown.  The unsuspecting awaited for what was to come and so did the Q who made some calls on the fly.  No FNGs, not a pro but working on it, follow me…..

Mosey down Camilla to Carmel middle

COP

  • 10 HR burpees
  • SSH x 20 IC
  • Merkins x 10 IC
  • IW x 20 IC
  • Diamond Merkins x 10 IC
  • LS Squat x 20 IC
  • 25 Merkins OYO

Partner wheelbarrow: up school steps and down ramp (flapjack)

Ring of Fire: vary between high plank, elbow plank and 6 inch holds (Pax holds plank in a circle while 1 Pax runs circle and returns, next Pax up….until everyone has ru)

Partner combo work:

  • 100 Merkins total: partner 1 merkins while partner 2 runs approx 100 yards and back (flapjack)
  • 50 HR burpees

Mosey back down Camilla to Church at CLT crosswalk

Circuit:

  • 5 HR burpees / 10 incline merkins / 15 squats…..run around building and back (rinse and repeat)

Sprint work

  • Slingshot: backwards run approx 50 yards into an AYG the length of the lot
  • Slow Flutters x 25 IC….hold….10 count from About Time….hold
  • Slingshot back: backwards run closer to 100 yards this time into AYG to end of lot
  • Dolly x 20 IC….hold….LBC x 20 IC

Done!

Moleskine

Big crew this morning.  Great to see everyone and a special welcome back to Skywalker after the knee  surgery.  You looked strong brother.

Some decent heckling of the Q on some of my calls (always appreciated and welcomed) though it got substantially quieter after the ring of fire.  Threw the Pax off with the HR burpees to start COP but then got back in order with the SSH to reign it back in.

The ring of fire with 26 Pax was brutal but we got better because of it.  Saw some atrocious form out there so definitely an area we need to work on.  Better to go to knees while keeping good form than piking the whole time.  Called out my boy Agony to keep his back straight and he promptly replied, “but that hurts”.

Everyone kept up and pushed this morning.  You never see any give up at DMZ.  Shout out to One Eye, Hops and Gangsta Mouse as the Larry Birds on the slingshots.

Always meaningful takeout from Skywalker

#F3Swift Preblast – Tour de Ballantyne in 2 minutes or less

Swift will launch from the Vine restaurant at the Ballantyne AO at 0515 on Tuesday morning.

The THANG – Objective – run 6 miles in 1 hour – that’s 10 minutes per mile and actually less distance than in previous weeks.  No PAX will be left behind, so this is a friendly workout if you are posting to Swift for the First time or Running ridiculous miles at the Palmetto 200 this coming weekend!

The way we’ll do it is on this route – https://www.strava.com/routes/1578212

  1. warm-up at a 2nd F pace
  2. The 2/1/30 – Rounds of 2minutes Hard, 1minute jog recovery to the Six, 1minute Hard, 30sec jog recovery, 30sec Hard, 30 jog recovery.  RINSE, REPEAT until exiting Ballantyne CC
  3. mosey back to Vine to get there by 0615.

Indian Fun-Run

16 of Area51’s finest Pax rose to the occasion in order to submit their downpainment to the F3 overlords. Forgot to ask about FNG’s. Who has 2 thumbs and needs Q school? This guy. Away we went into the gloom. Down on the track YHC attests to not being a professional and we commence the beatdown.

COP – 2 laps on the track with 4 corners exercises in cadence.
SSH x 15, Butt Kickers, IW x 10, High Knees, Low Slow Squat x 10, Frankenstien Walk, Mtn Climbers x 10, Hurdler Walk, Seal Jack x 15, Jump Skip, Full sit up x 10, Backwards Jog, Standing Lunge x 10, Jog, Merkin x 10, 70% Stride Out

Nice and warmed up, now lets push that pulse.

Indian Fun Run. 2 laps indian run style with some variations
Lap 1 – Regular half lap, Reverse (backwards) half lap
Lap 2 – Bear Crawl 100 meters w/Indian Runners, Lunge walk 100 meters w/Indian Runners, Crab Walk 100 meters w/Indian Runners, Jog it out.

Mosey to baseball field benches – #smokefest
10 Downs – 3 exercises x 10, repeato x 9, repeato x 8, … repeato x 1 plank till all are done
Step ups or Jump ups (pick your poison)
Dips
Derkins

Little baby jog to batting cages, bear crawl to stairs, bunny hop up 4 sets of stairs, lunge walk to parking lot

Mary – 2 rounds
6″ hold, Flutter x 15, 6″ hold 10 count, Dolly x 15, 6″ hold 10 count, Protractor, 6″ hold 10 count
Russian Twist x 15, LBC x 15, Freddie Mercury x 15

#smoked

YHC was extremely encouraged with the numbers and work at Basecamp this morning. If you’re just starting, 6 months in or Lifer the Basecamp AO is a great place to put in some work. Keep coming out and killing it guys. It doesn’t get easier, you just get stronger. And bring your sad clown friends. Cause we all need a little beatdown in our lives.

Regular announcements.

– Udder out

Portion Sizes Not FDA Approved

Four men gathered on a rainy Saturday morning to gorge themselves on a heaping helping of supersets at the kettlebell buffet.  The small number of the Faithful proved to be an asset since we could complete the bulk of the workout, including some gear stations, under the narrow canopy and manage to stay somewhat dry.  Pop Tart and Squid were as giddy as kids on Christmas morning since the good people of Amazon and the United States Postal Service finally saw fit to deliver their new kettlebells.  By the way, Pop Tart informed YHC that he found bells on Amazon for less than a dollar a pound plus free shipping, if any PAX are looking to add to their collection or take the plunge with a first kettlebell purchase.  We lined up and jumped into supersets consisting of four exercises stacked on top of each other with no rest in between.

Superset 1: 20 two handed swings, 20 goblet squats, 20 clean & press (10 each side), 20 renegade rows (10 each side).  After the first time all the way through, repeat the superset cutting the reps in half.

Superset 2: 20 two handed swings, 20 good mornings, 20 sumo high pulls, 20 Romanian deadlifts (10 each side).  After the first time all the way through, repeat the superset cutting the reps in half.

Superset 3: 20 two handed swings, 20 floor press (10 each side), 20 weighted crunches/sit-ups, 20 flutter kicks with bell press.  After the first time all the way through, repeat the superset cutting the reps in half.

After such a a display of superset gluttony we had to keep moving so as not to let the food coma set in so we transitioned to gear stations.  Each man bellied up to a station and would go hard for 2-3 minutes before rotating.  Stations included jump rope, sandbag clean & press, medicine ball sideways throws, sit ups and wall ball shots, dumbbell thrusters (squat into a shoulder press), battle rope, farmers walk with kettlebells, double kettlebell swings.

The finisher: 100 kettlebell swings with one free grounding of the bell per man.  Additional groundings could be purchased by running to the end of the parking lot, performing 10 merkins, and running back.

The finisher redux: We had approximately two minutes left before 8:00 am when we all wrapped up our 100 swings so each man chose a core exercise.  Fletch picked Dolly with kettlebell press, Pop Tart had us do some one legged bicycle with oblique crunch thing, Squid picked the Russian twist with kettlebell which was simply brutal, and YHC wrapped things up with a 20 count elbow plank.

Moleskine: Thank you to the three men who ignored the rain and joined me at Olympus.  Pop Tart and Squid have dived headfirst into the realm of kettlebells which makes YHC very happy.  Fletch is simply good at everything.  If we could harness the energy created from his jump rope turns the oil, solar, and wind energy companies would be out of business.  It sounds like the Day Zero crew tackled some sandbag work which is music to YHC’s ears.  The Rock boys will get the full Olympus experience later this spring as well.  Kettlebell and gear workouts are spreading far and wide to society’s benefit.  Lifting heavy things up and putting them down again is good for the mind, body, and soul.  That’s just science.

Pain in Place

Stumphugger has a wounded wheel, as some know.  But he just can’t live without his brothers, nor the work they do in the gloom  So we planned to start early, do some pain-in-place intervals at Commitment to give him some work in fellowship, and then do some running beginning at 7am while he went home to make pancakes.  More about that later.

6am Pre-Work (Kettlebells).  The 6am-6:30am work was something close to the below.  We did about 5 or 6 sets.  (Snowflake will know).

  • 20 two-handed swings
  • 10 push-press each arm
  • 15-20 high pulls
  • 10 renegade row each arm
  • 10 cleans each arm
  • 20 racked squats

6:30 Official Start (Pain in Place).  For the 6:30 crowd, I broke out a version of “20s,” which has been seen a couple times before at Worm, Shark Tank, and a Convergence, though usually with merkins, dry docks, supine pulls, and knee-ups.  Since we didn’t have a supine bar, I substituted dips and more ab work, which I think made it easier since there was more “rest” between the merkins and dry docks.  It also took longer.

We warmed up with 100 or so SSH (jumping jacks), half of them in double time.

We then did descending sets of 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15 (so on), finishing with 20 reps of:

  • Merkins
  • Dips
  • Dry Docks
  • Knee-ups
  • Dollys
  • Flutters (each leg)

This took us until almost 7:15, and then it just seemed wrong to leave Stumphugger behind.  (I had planned on 400s at the track with a chase twist.)  Plus it was raining.  And we were dry.  But the track was wet.

7:15(ish) (Improvisation)

  • Burpees (or substitution) until the first man gets to 120 burpees. That sucked.
  • Some minutes of Mary:  Little baby crunches, heels to heaven, something else?

COT.  Great takeout by Snowflake — also one of the greatest men in F3.

Moleskin

  • Smoker.  I can’t speak for others, but my shoulders are demanding a refund right now, and my abs have spasmed a couple times when i laugh too much in the wrong position.  I think we did alright.
  • What?  Okay, so I knew Dasher was fast, fit, and strong already. The day is coming (or has already come, I am not sure), when Dasher will leave YHC completely in the dust. I knew that already.  But we break out the kettle bells this am, and Dasher doesn’t have one.  Why?  Well, he has never used one before, of course.  And those of you who know him wouldn’t say he is a big guy from looking at him. Fit? Definitely.  Big? No. Dasher is a closer to an ectomorph than anything, weighed 135 pounds when he graduated from high school, and was a wide receiver. You get the idea. I expected a 25 lb kettlebell to be plenty for him his first time swinging them — though he would be able to do more once he mastered the technique. So Snowflake kindly gives Dasher a spare 25 lb kettlebell, and it soon becomes apparent that this is like King Kong and a small lady: no effort. So SH lends him a 35 kb, and Dasher pretends to be working out.  Then Dasher grabs my 53 lb kettle bell, and has no issue at all. None! Given that I need it back, Dasher takes both of Snowflake’s extra 25 lb kettlebells, grabs them in one hand, and does the exercises that way, including push-presses. Truth. It kinda irritates me, just as it impresses me. It reminded me of when I put the 270 pound Durango down during snow-ruck, and Bunny came by and easily hoisted him up.
  • Can I get a Witness? We were blessed to have FNG Witness join us for the first time this morning. This is a great man, named for his testimony in more ways than one. My heart soared when he showed. Truly.  Despite walking in during the middle (okay, the beginning) of the 20s, Witness hung in there, and knocked out the reps. He will be sore tomorrow, and maybe through Wednesday, but there is no stopping Witness. Look forward to meeting him soon in the gloom. You will be better for it.
  • Rain sleepers. Guys who stayed home: we kept dry all morning. Kilowatt, Intimidator, Money, Minuteman — you were missed.

Out.  See y’all next Saturday, if not before.

Clean Living

The Thang

Teddy’s Q

Jog around fields and circle up:

SSH 25x

Imperial Walker 10x

Slow squat 10x

Merkin 10x

Carolina Dry Dock 10x

Mountain Climber 10x

 

Strength Training

Mosey over to front of school

Burpees 10x

Merkins 10x

Dips 10x

Derkins 10x

Plank Han-ups on curb 10x

Jog around parking lot

Repeat 2 more times

 

Mosey to back of the school

Burpees 10x

Curls with rock 20x

Shoulder Raises 20x

Tricep Extension 20x

Plank with leg ups 10x

Repeat 2 more times

 

Mosey to basketball court and partner up

Wheelbarrow length of court.  Both partners move to playground for hanging knee up’s 10x.  Rotate partner wheelbarrow back to other end of court

 

Repeat with lunges and duck walk back.

 

 Radar Q

Mosey over to the rose

Sand bag runs around the block 20 Merkins each corner

Suicides with out bags

50 Carolina dry docs

Suicides with bags

50 overhead press

All you got 50 yards

30 curls

All you got 50 yards

30 tricep extenstions

Mosey bag to the school with bags and circle up

1 person runs with the bag 20 yards and back and switches out with the next guy. every else does excersise until the full circle is complete

Excersises

Merkins, Curls, Peter parkers

Moleskin

6 Strong hit the pavement at Area 51s finest AO. This is the only site that can be the focus of a clean up day and by the time you get back to your car it is covered in trash again. Seriously, is there any other site that would have a pile of toe nail clippings under your nose as you do merkins. Most likely not. I am not sure an office building is suited to be placed here. I am thinking more of something like a low security prison or farm animal zoo. Make sure you vote on the proposed zoning coming up. Lets keep this AO the way it is. The men seemed sluggish and under the weather today. Me, with my full bodied poison ivy peel and Hairballs Bells Two Hearted Flu made for a rough morning. When I say sluggish  I mean by our standards. We still kept it way superior to our little baby sister work out down the road. I wander if anyone showed there today. I heard discussion of bussing people in from Greenville. #backwardleap. Teddy’s q is somewhat Mermaid esc. Quite, Polite and Painful. Nice work. No one likes the sand bags. I don’t like them. But I would not run from them. Like Prohibition did. He said he had to leave early because his bottom was wet. I don’t buy it. I think he didn’t want to have to handle my bags. Thanks for letting us lead.

 

 

 

March Madness Just Got A Little Angrier!!

Seven pax (including one FNG: Tim G or Flinstone) decided to post to the best AO A51 has to offer and also posted up once the action began (key reference: posting up is a basketball term for those of you who decided to go to Day ZZZZZero and lift sand bags instead of playing a game revered by most everyone….well, at least men).  Here is what this Magnificant 7 got into:

Warm Up:  Jog to the front courtyard of Calvary with basketball in hand for:

  • 25 SSH
  • 20 Mountain Climbers with hands on basketball
  • 20 Figure 8’s through the legs with bball
  • 10 diamond merkins on bball (tougher than it sounds)
  • 25 LBCs OYO while bouncing and catching bball off the wall

The Thang: Mosey to the bball courts for:

21 (well, it started as 21, but YHC audibled to 11….we didn’t shoot very well, frankly)

Partner up.  Partner #1 takes a shot from the foul line.  If he makes it he goes for the lay-up and continues shooting while Partner #2 does 5 burpees for every shot Partner #1 makes.  If Partner #1 misses, he does 5 burpees and forfeits the ball to Partner #2.

Either Dear Abby or Boutique got to 11 first so the whistle blew on that drill and we moseyed to the front lot of the church.

Basketball ain’t basketball without suicide runs so we ran ’em to each island in the parking lot and back.  Flipper and Dear Abby took the lead on the suicides.

Plank Up and then two rounds of partner sit-ups with ankles locked trading the bball back and forth upon each crest (reps of 25).

Let’s go back to the courts!

It’s time for P-I-G, but we modified it to F-F-F.  If you miss, you drop for 5 merkins and earn a “F”.  Word to the wise….Runstopper has a mean “back to the net, throw the ball over his head shot”.  It was NBN!  Flipper, on the other hand, built a whole new Family Life Center for Calvary with all of the bricks he threw up.  Anyway, winner only has to run to the front entrance of Calvary on 51.  Looser runs to the further away back entrance (#4) on Rea Rd. Plank up to wait for the six.

Mosey to back lot of Calvary for zig zag running drills from one light post to another then run backwards to the starting point (rinse and repeat). Plank exercises.

Mosey back to the court for some mary:

  • 35 LBCs
  • 20 Rosalita
  • 20 Flutters
  • 20 Cumberland County Viaduct

With one minute left, we all took one last, long shot at one of the hoops, but to no avail…we were all too burnt.

That’s a wrap!

Moleskin:

YHC changed up the typical Rock format today.  We ran less distance and did our fair share of burpees.  That’s mainly because I had a race last weekend and don’t want to think about running for a little while.  Nevertheless, we had a great morning.  There was great mumble chatter, based mainly upon each guy’s basketball prowess.  Lots of “balls” jokes, too….who could have guessed that??? Thanks for putting up with my game plan this morning, boys….I had a lot of fun!

Welcome FNG Flinstone.  He sells rock for a living, so the naming felt more than right today!

Announcements:

Pretty much the norms:

  • Mud run on 4/4.  You can stil sign up if you pay $10 late fee
  • Golf outing is on 4/30
  • BRR is in September and sign ups are still available.
  • Please continue to keep Zippity in your prayers.  He is improving

Thanks for a great takeout Flipper!

Hopper

 

 

Return of the Skywalker

It was 11pm last night when it suddenly came to me that I had to lead a workout this morning.  Earlier that evening I had already had visions of a lazy Saturday morning, enjoying the fartsack until about 8pm…but I came to the realization that something even better was in store.  So a small group of men gathered in the OP parking lot, we planted the virtual shovel flag, and off we went…

Ze Ting

Mosey to opposite side of school and run around the parking lot a bit…backwards, high knees, butt-kicks, karaoke, etc. then circle up:

  • SSH x25
  • IW x25
  • Merkins x10
  • MC x10
  • Peter Parker x10
  • Parker Peter x10

Mosey back to the other side of the school to the track, where we did four corners…sort of.  10 burpees at the start, 20 squats at 1/4 lap, 20 CCDx at 1/2 lap, 20 lunges at 3/4 lap, plank while the group finishes.  Rinse and repeat two more times.

Jog to the church across the street, partner up, and grab a nice size stone.  Partner 1 does called exercise while partner 2 jogs to entrance on other side of church and back, then flapjack.  Exercises called:

  • bicep curl
  • goblet squat
  • shoulder press
  • good mornings
  • tricep extension

Put stones back and jog back to the school.

  • Peoples chair
  • Step ups x10
  • Tricep dips x20
  • Decline merkins x10
  • Repeato (but this time Geraldo called for air presses during the people’s chair, even though he wasn’t there)

Finish with a little jog around the parking lot to pick up trash.  Deposit into dumpster.  Nice job men!

Moleskin:

So I printed up an old workout last night since I had completely forgotten I was scheduled to Q.  But as I drove through the rain to the workout I started recalling the recent convergence workout at OP that took place in the rain.  Memories of sloshing through rain-soaked fields in the mud and doing LBCs in 2 inches of water didn’t inspire me.  I had even planned for some tunnel of love, but I thought better of it.  We can get a good workout without the sillyness of rolling around in the muck, so we stuck to the blacktop today.

It was great to see Skywalker back in the gloom this morning…his first workout since his knee surgery several months ago #Kotters.  He looked great out there, and while we did do some running today it was only for short distances.  There was a little rust, but only on following directions.  Apparently “run to the other entrance and back” sounds just like “run around the block”… the four guys hanging back doing the stonework got in several extra reps.  I think Skywalker was just savoring the fellowship time.  Great to see Low Tide back out there too.  He was flying this morning during the running portions of the workout.  High Tide looked equally strong doing work with the rocks.  T-claps to Strange Brew for running into the workout this morning…enjoyed your stories of long airplane trips and doing squats in the galley for all to see.  Pele and Fireman Ed looked great this morning.  Enjoyed stories of #lunkheads at Planet Fitness.  As always, it was an honor to lead this morning!

I’m pretty sure the last four times I’ve led workouts it has rained, so I apologize in advance to the men of The Charge next week…make sure you bring your rain ponchos.

Announcements:

  • F3 Golf
  • Keep praying for Zip – he’s improving but still needs it
  • Thanks to Skywalker for a strong takeout in COT

Beatdown Buffet

Simple goal today, make sure we do something everyone likes… Which means we also did something everyone doesn’t like since nobody is the same and we all have different strengths. #AlwaysPushedAlwaysPushing

I asked some PAX to bring kettle bells so rack ’em for a quick mosey to the top of the hill and drop them, then mosey to #DieselAlley

COP

SSH x 20
IW x 20
Slow Squat x 20

The Thang

Start wherever you want but it went something like this…

Set 1
Run to backside of middle school for railslides (like the Body Prop from American Ninja Warrior)
Run to side of school for:
Jump ups/step ups x 20
Dips x 20
Run out across the parking lot to the hill
Bear crawl up the hill
10 kettle bell pulse squats at top of hill
Run back down and repeato, 3 rounds

Plank
next sets are similar path/setup with some different exercises thrown in…
Set 2 
Railslides
Merkins x 20
LBCs x 20
Crabwalk up the hill
20 kb tricep extensions
repeato, 2 rounds

Set 3

Railslides
Mountain Climbers x 20
Donkey Kicks x 20
Backwards run up the hill
20 kb curls repeato 2 rounds

 

3MOM
Flutter x 20
Dolly x 20
Protractor 6inches, 45, 90, 45, 6, hold it! Done!

COT

Moleskin
Great work by everyone!  I really wanted something that kept us moving and hit everyone’s strengths and weaknesses. Just enough running for me to not like it and just enough kettle bell for Glass Joe to not like it etc. I also tried to make sure we hit all body parts for a solid full body beatdown.

I will say, I think Horse Head may give Donkey Kong a run for his money on the bear crawl especially when I was going up and I thought I heard a raging animal(horse) coming up behind me and zoom past me. Must be something with animal nicknames & ark loader stuff that go hand in hand.

Almost forgot to mention, audible on the railslides for the 3rd set due to time.

Other than that great work and I know a few of you put in time last night with some mud run prep so I am sure you will really be feeling all of this over the next few days.

Announcements:
Red Light and Blue 3 GORUCK Light in May if anyone wants to join DT & I. If not, but you want to support the mission DT & I both have links on FB where you can donate to Charlotte Bridge Home to help support the non profit.

Zip is making progress and CT is looking to go up to the hospital Sunday if anyone else can make it.

Thanks for taking us out at the end Horse and always an honor to lead!

Aye!

Successfully Avoiding Security

Thirteen men showed on a nice brisk morning for some Mud Run training.  This was my first time Qing since I put the Bissell security on alert.  My goal today was to avoid any further trouble while working the Pax hard.

This was a substitute Q for Madame since he is recovering from blisters.

Warm mosey with high knees and butt kicks towards the Bull Ring.  Stop in a parking lot for a brief warm up.

SSH x 10

IW x 10

Mosey to the street where instructions were given to partner up based upon speed.  The goal was as a team run up to the bridge that runs over Johnston road and do fifteen partner derkins.  Partner one planks while partner two does the derkin then flapjack x 15.  Run back to the stop sign across the street from the bull ring where partner one holds plank while partner two jumps over their partner x 10.  Do this a total of five rounds.

Once complete mosey over to the grass median by the B of A building.  Hold plank until the six arrives.  The Pax spaces out in plank.  Everyone jumps over the Pax planking until it is there turn. The last Pax then comes back through the tunnel of love.  Each Pax follows.  Vodoo said this was the longest tunnel of love ever.  I can not confirm this but it was long.

Mosey over to the bottom of the hill in front of the B of A building.  Partner up based upon size. Partner carry from the bottom to the top where the B of A sign was with two rounds each partner getting two turns to carry.  Plank until the six returns.

Mosey to the fitness trail for one round of pull ups x 15; merkins x 20 and two laps through the parallel bars.

Mosey to the bottom of the hill before the AO.  AYG too the second AO entrance.

Done.

Moleskin: The blueprint came from Madame and I modified as needed.  Soft Pretzel and Brushback were Larry Birds all morning.  Watch out Mud Run.

Honey Bee continues his march to recovery.  I am sure is adrenaline shot up when I had to do a split on the partner hurdles.

Tuna and Chipotle were strong on the partner carry.  Tuna is hard to catch in a straight sprint.  That guy is underrated.

Brat continues to always set the running tempo and everyone else tries to hang on.  He is looking for some BRR runners.  Hit him up if you are interested in running.  Looking to have fun not win.

The Clemson contingent are always strong at SOB workouts.

Flutie Flakes, Vodoo, Spinnner, Gomer Pyle all did work today.  No slouches in this group and everyone was pushing one another without complaint.  Or at least none that I heard.

Thanks for letting me lead and hope everyone has a great weekend.

Announcements: Look for 3rd F starting at Einstein Bagels April 28th.  Hops to lead.